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A Peek Into The Weird World Of Animals. I AM not David Attenborough…this is a parody.
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I have never seen a more suspicious looking owl. One cannot imagine what nefarious deeds he's about to commit
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Cat Fact: From a stand still a domestic cat can jump 5 times the length of its body.
Such power, such grace.
#Awesome
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Instinct prevents the mother from closing her jaws as she carries her young from the riverside nest into the water.
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If you have a trip or a fall in public, pretend you meant to do to avoid any embarrassment.
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Ladies and gentlemen I give you, a seal with hiccups.
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Instinct prevents the mother from closing her jaws as she carries her young from the riverside nest, into the water.
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If my testicles were bright blue I’d be up a tree showing them off too.
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"Okay you can let go now, I've got this. Omg! Yay!"
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I'm sorry sir, the duck is off the menu.
*turn on sound
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Robotic fish at the Henn na Hotel, Maihama, Tokyo. Absolutely Amazing.
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Ladies and gentlemen I give you, Techno Cat.
*needs sound
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When your human comes to pick you up from doggy day care.
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You have to build up your stamina, you can't just rush into these things or you'll do yourself a mischief.
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The chances of having your dick bitten off by a duck are low, but never zero.
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You're trying to get into the club but your mate is absolutely wasted.
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That one friend you can always rely on in an emergency.
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It's movie night and there's a fight for who gets the comfy chair.
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Now it's over to the catwalk in Aruba, where pink seems to be all the rage.
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"Sheila come see, the bloody neighbours are at it again."
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Typical, you spend an hour stacking toads and not one of the miserable sods will smile for the camera. Honestly I don't know why I bother.
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First domesticated by the Egyptians around 4000 years ago, cats have yet to give one single f*ck.
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Last minute shadow boxing before he takes on the dog.
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There's a mouse in the bathroom, you're armed with a broom and have the cat with you as backup.
What could possibly go wrong.
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When you flip a fruit bat picture they look like they're just about to spit some wicked rhymes.
#RapBattle
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He’ll never have to buy his own beer again with that fishing story.
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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day
Teach fish to form an organised attack and someone's going to get hurt
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Saddened to find this poor penguin skeleton on my morning constitutional.
#RIP
little fellow
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You could have your testicles torn off by wild boar, or your sphincter eaten away by bulldog ants, but you're always safe high fiving a bee.
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Hamsters, 0 to 2.5 mph in 2 seconds with an overall stopping distance of 3 inches. 5.5 miles per carrot (combined).
#Awsome
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I know nothing about the back story to this one. Warms my heart watching it though.
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Don’t make him angry , you wouldn’t like him when he’s angry.
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Poor kid, the teacher's never going to believe the computer chair ate his homework.
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Even the bravest baby elephant needs a little reassurance from his mum now and again.
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A chicken in pants, the gift that just keeps on giving. 😂😂😂
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Just a baby armadillo drinking from a tiny bowl of milk.
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Typical, you wait hours for a duck, then 20,000 turn up at once.
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INSTANT REGRET. (in'-stint rē- gret')
Deliberate actions that unexpectedly lead to undesirable consequences.
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"Carol, this collar is way too tight, and by the way the patio door is open and we're all about to die."
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Whatever they're giving them, I think they've had enough.
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What cows get up to when they think no one is watching.
Bullocks!
No, its true I tell you.
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Advancements in bovine 'scritching' technology. What a time to be alive.
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"Look into my eyes, not around the eyes but in the eyes."
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You're walking down the street minding your own business, when suddenly.
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