Asser Ntinda
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Never give up, no matter what! This boy is so courageous that he completes the race. Against heavy odd, complete what you have started. This is a good lesson 👏.
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But why is
@hagegeingob
never far from dirty suspects? Ernest Adjovi N$23 million Kora-Award, Enoch Kamushinda SME Bank N$200 million plus, Sackey Shanghala N$38 million UK-based lawyers. Now this! True, he is innocent until proven guilty, but this is too much of a coincidence.
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This is really amazing. We, as Namibians, should be proud of this little angel who is redefining the way we look at and play chess. She is a star. At that age, the sky is the limit. Bring all the gold medals to the land of the Brave! Well done Ottilie Yorokee Hinda!
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Something fails me here. When you test Covid-19 positive, you are sent home to self-isolate. You are not alone at home. But when you die, the distance between mourners and the grave is frighteningly wide. Is a dead body more infectious than a living body Dr Shangula?
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Long Live Vladimir Putin!
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This is a school in Havana informal settlement in Windhoek. Imagine studying and learning under these depressing and deplorable conditions, with no improvement in sight! These pupils will grow up with a completely different meaning of what independence means to and for them.
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Russia is just right. NATO is encroaching on Russia. Just as the US does not allow Cuba to have nuclear weapons, so too does Russia not want a similar threat at its borders. Vladimir Putin once asked: "Why does the US want to live without Russia?" Washington has not answered it.
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Wake up call. Don't say you were never warned. I have great respect for this brave Meme! She speaks her mind. If it hurts, so be it.
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We used ballot papers in these elections. No one is complaining. No court case threats. Let us stick to ballot papers to avoid costly legal battles in courts. To hell with EVMs.
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The City of Windhoek does not have the money to service enough land as fast as it can, but it does have enough money to pay its CEO N$311 000 per month for not servicing land. Viewed against the backdrop of biting poverty in settlements like Havana, it is morally repugnant.
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Our presidents serve for two terms. Ministers must also serve for ten years. They must come and go with the president who appoints them. This will make our country great. Nerves of steel, not failure of courage, should feature in our resolve to make things happen. We can do it.
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I always find it funny and ridiculous when a person boasts about having 20 000 or more followers on Twitter, but when you check the number of people that person follows, it is less than 200 people. Such people are self-centered, full of themselves and never appreciate others.🚮
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Serious public relations exercise here. Whoever has authored this message must get a plot
@Shipululo
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Dear fathers! Never ever ignore and abandon your children. Take responsibility and reap the fruits later. Some children aren't just ordinary children. They are gold mines. Coming late from the shadows of the ghosts to the table to eat can be very embarrassing and humiliating.
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Former SWAPO Secretary General, Nangolo Mbumba, is a certified liar. He claimed last year at a press conference that SWAPO "never benefitted a cent" from the Fishrot scandal. Here is the hard evidence. With whom in the leadership did he share this information? Shame on him.
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Rest In Eternal Peace and Glory President Robert Mugabe!
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First Lady
@KalondoMonica
, stay in your lane. People aren't really impressed by you boasting about your vax status and threatening unvaccinated ones not to visit your "private residence" through the media. Who really is worried by your ban?
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Amupanda is setting the bar very high, providing unmatched leadership, rubbishing as useless former mayors. Other towns must watch and emulate his example. Imagine running Namibia like this! No politics, just solving problems and going forward. Action speaks louder than words.
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I don't like people who copy others' tweets and post them as theirs. That is bad. It is intellectual laziness. Just retweet to show respect to the author of the tweet. Copying and pasting is plagiarism, which is characterized by dishonesty and theft of intellectual property.
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Taaa! But President
@hagegeingob
has awful friends and associates. Just imagine: Ernest Adjovi (Kora-Award scandal), Jack Wang (Tax Evasion), Enoch Kamushinda (SME Bank scandal...) and now Sackey Shanghala. What a terrible sense of identifying friends.
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It's immoral to organize, let alone take part in, a demonstration that glorifies well-known criminals. These criminals have robbed many innocent people of their hard earned goods and money. Choosing a path to live through robbing and murdering others shreds our moral values.
Mxxm, We are not going to entertain this nonsense , they were criminals and the can rot in hell for all i care 🚮🚮
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So,
@hagegeingob
tells the youth to create their own jobs, as if he had created his own job himself. He could not even create a job for himself those years when he could not pay his municipal bills. He depended on Samaritans. When empathy deserts leadership, mediocrity sets in.
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Hallow fellow Namibians? Good day
@hagegeingob
? A picture is worth a thousand words. This is unacceptable. Have mercy on your people and tell soldiers and police officers to respect the dignity of the people they were trained and uniformed to protect. This is very sad.
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This is Meekulu Martha Nelumbu, Queen of Oukwanyama Traditional Authority, made to sit on a plastic chair at the funeral service of her senior traditional councillor, the late Hadino Hishongwa. This picture has distressed me. There is no semblance of humanity left in us.
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Sackey Shanghala was never a joke. If this man was not stopped in his tracks, Namibia was going to be his cash cow. At every stage, his dubious deals always went through -- Kora-award, UK-based lawyers, Fishrot and now this again. The guy was not sleeping on his brains.
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Zambians have chucked out their recycled thieves and looters of public resources. People are tired. The arrogance of power has its rewards. Edgar Lungu has learned a lesson the hard way. SWAPO, too, must learn a lesson here. You can't be arrogant and expect people to love you.
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But Bernard Esau is also a national disgrace. How can he, in his right frame of mind, organize a prostitute for his son-in-law? If a man can double-cross and betray the faith of his own biological daughter in broad daylight like this, what else is he not capable of? 🚮🚮🚮🚮
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Some years back, Bernard Esau claimed that he could not be bribed like the late Dr Abraham Iyambo,(RIP) only to be forced to retract and apologize a few days later by former Pres Hifikepunye Pohamba. Now he is at the center of the Fishrot scandal. What an irony!
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Vladimir Putin is smart. Sanctions are backfiring. Putin is changing the world for good. Europe and the US have never forgiven the Soviet Union for helping Africans to set themselves free from colonialism. They want to suffocate Russia through sanctions, but they are failing.
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It's tough in there. May we offer the serenity prayer for this man! It's not easy there. Sackey Shanghala has even developed water pockets.
"God, grant me the serenity to accept things I cannot change, courage to change things I can, and wisdom to know the difference. Amen!"
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Utoni! Some truths are better said in the basement than on the first floor. Recognizing the difference is the beginning of wisdom. Over 90% employees of Consolidated Diamond Mine, CDM, were from the north. Nobody asked CDM to explain this. And nobody felt angered. Be smart.
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A fleet of cars whose financiers still hide behind the scene should not fool us. IPC, we are told, is "honest and transparent." Yet, several months after the purchase, IPC is still unable to tell us who the financiers are. An honest man will not take that long to tell the truth.
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There will never be another Sam Nujoma. Africa is great today because we have had such fearless and farsighted revolutionary leaders like him. Long Live Dr Sam Nujoma!
Disciplined ground force is a pillar for a struggle to achieve total economic emancipation. ✊🏿
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The "By Invitation Only" disaster has brought us thus far. Politicians create unnecessary dramas and unsightly scenes. Nxo!
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Nyee nyee "SWAPO did not benefit from the Fishrot" scandal. Press
@hagegeingob
and SG
@NShaningwa
, what is this? What darkness conceals, light reveals. SWAPO campaigns were funded with the Fishrot proceeds. These explosive revelations explain the "we have all the money" antics.
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That's how leaders speak. What is in your country is yours. There are no two ways about it. Oil is ours, just as marine resources, diamond, wildlife and other resources are ours.
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These are bags of mopani worms confiscated by Nature Conservation officials. We are heartless. This is one woman's only seasonal source of income. From this, she feeds her children and sends them to school. She is unemployed, risks her life to harvest them. And this? Have mercy.
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This is absolutely true. No one will teach you this in school. Read for yourself.
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There are many and better ways through which we can help Ivivari become a better citizen, but sending him to primary school at that age is not one of them. Irivari demonstrated his business acumen before we forced him into primary school. Why can't we mould him in that direction?
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Dr Libby, one of Namibia's finest and revered politicians who has gracefully retired and parked her political boots. She is the best definition of what retirement means, unlike some of these old guards who think SWAPO starts and ends with them. Libby doesn't need gold to shine.
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Okapembe! He is still in good shape. Long Live Sam Nujoma!
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Minister of Youth aged 75 is laughable. You can't inspire the youth. Telling jobless youth to "create jobs" while you are working at that age defies logic. Our aged and aging leaders must not just be sensitive, they must also learn when to park their political boots so they rest.
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I am the middleman. I have a tender to supply public hospitals with medicines. I am filthy rich, but the hospitals I supply are always short of medicines, including critical medicines, for year's on end. If you don't question my wealth, you are plain stupid - celebrating deaths.
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One of our sharp minds on Twitter
@SakariaTaapopi5
passed on two weeks ago. We will miss his sharp mind. May His Soul Rest In Eternal Peace! Go well my brother! Go well!
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If Job
@Shipululo
becomes the Director General of the Anti Corruption Commission, in Namibia, many leaders in public offices will flee from Namibia. Guess who will be the first ones to relocate? Your guess is as good as mine.
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Beware of toxic lies. IPC claims it has N$600 billion to solve all our problems. But IPC will only "release" that money if we vote for it. A liar is like a mirage in the desert, delivering only signs of deception. Our budget is N$100.1 billion. Where did Iitula get N$600 billion?
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Someone somewhere must be having diarrhoea sowaar. The meals have been eaten in secrecy. Now, it is time to pay in public. Keep your popcorn, sit back and relax as the curtains are removed.
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Where has lawyer Ruth Herunga gone? She has not tweeted since the botched Prosecutor General's position, which she thought would come her way. Greetings wherever you are.
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More than 500 unemployed teachers showed up for one teaching post. We are sitting on a timebomb. Should we really advertise one teaching post? This is very unfair. To avoid wasting time and people, education directorates should just form committees to appoint a teacher.
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In the eyes of the world, we are fools. We are blessed with resources, but we own nothing. We just depend on taxes and royalties. We need leaders to solve this improper fraction. Look at B2Gold and get the shock of your life! We cannot go on like this.
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When Al Jazeera's documentary implicated ministers Sackey Shanghala and Bernard Esau in 2019,
@hagegeingob
asked them to resign. They did. De Klerk has now implicated Geingob in the same Fishrot scandal, Parliament should do what he did to the two. It must ask him to resign.
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I've never seen NATO generals running like headless chicken before. They fooled Zelensky to behave the way he did, only to leave him alone when messy sets in. It would be foolish of Russia to allow NATO's nuclear weapons at its doorstep. Ukraine was used as a pawn in this game.
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Very very true. Whoever authored this message must really line up for the Presidency.
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The man who gave Namibia 🇳🇦 its name was buried like a pauper! This is how Namibia has said "thank you" to one of its own freedom torch bearers!
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Sometimes you cannot afford to laugh alone. I park this one here for you to loosen your lungs with a prolonged laugh 😅🤣😂. Sad that SWAPO has become the butt of savage jokes like this.
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One of Zambia's famous poets, Patu Simoko, titled one of his poems "Africa is made of clay," in which he described the hardships its people have to go through years after independence. These elders bring that poem in perspective. Cry my beloved county, cry!
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Only 8817 who passed? This national crisis must give our leaders sleepless nights. If I were Minister of Education presiding over such massive failures, I would have resigned. We are sowing seeds of social violence and instability. How will our VTCs absorb 46 977 failures?
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And I see tributes pouring in, painting him as if he was Angel Gabriel, who never sinned. Even those who have formed political parties to unseat him are telling us how "wonderfully well" Geingob was. I wonder why they were fighting him. Hypocrisy is real. Be honest, people!
How I remember Hage
1. Alcohol is prohibited
2.creat your own job
3.$750
4. Vote for your self
5. I'm elder than your mother
6.SWAPO Is not God
7. Swapo has to win
Tsikila itale ................
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Desperate times call for Desperate moves to stay afloat and relevant, even when such moves are laughable. No further comments.
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Life humbles people. There was a time when
@LazJacobs
was full of praises here, "Hage this Hage that." Sources said he was promised to take over the Ministry of Information and Communication Technology -- hence the overdrive. His stone silence now seems to confirm those sources.
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This is how we horribly get it wrong. There is more to education than going to school, and certainly a lot more to being well educated than having a degree. We only think they are not educated because we simply attach degrees to education. But in reality, they are educated.
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If wishes were horses, pigs will fly. We, as Namibians, have badly lowered Presidential standards. We need to raise the presidential bar very high to avoid such embarrassing appearances. For goodness sake, what is this? So, every Jim and Jack can be President? Goodness me! Nooo!
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"I did not lose at the SWAPO 2017 elective Congress because I could not lead. I lost because I did not pay people to vote for me. I don't steal. Others used money from the fisheries sector, paid delegates and won.They should resign to save SWAPO," Nahas Angula Eagle FM.
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You steal fish and you steal elections! And now the ministers who condemn the Fishrot scandal must resign! We must fix Namibia.
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Sometimes it's just good to break boredom. May this man's dream come true one day! Someday is someday. Don't give up on your dreams.
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Owati you don't know why springboks like dancing in front of the lions?
Springbok Murangi versus Lion Amupanda.
Buy your popcorn, sit back, relax and enjoy the showdown!
Higher education minister Itah Kandjii-Murangi has threatened to sue Affirmative Repositioning movement leader Job Amupanda for alleged defamation of character.
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This is a photo to admire. Let's celebrate the beauty and pride of Africa.
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It takes a brave man to drop pride and apologize. In the heat of political rhetoric, we loosely choose wrong words in the spur of the moment. To own up is leadership. To err is human. To apologize is humanely human. Flogging a person who says "sorry" is not worth it. Salute!
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Govt is busy rushing to legalize homosexuality, instead of being busy formulating measures to grow the economy so that it absorbs these thousands of helpless unemployed young men and women. Our priorities are upside down. How we got thus far defies understanding.
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@EagleFMNam
At least your children are alive. Those people in Walvis Bay suffered immensely. Some have committed suicides. Marriages have been wrecked havoc. Houses were repossessed. Life cover policies have been terminated. At least you are fine. Just stay there until the trial date.
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Strange things happen in Namibia. This taxi driver was given a fine because his car had a cracked windscreen. But the police officers' car who issued the fine had a cracked windscreen too, much worse than that of the taxi. Is the fine fair
@SNdeitunga
? Wonders shall never end.
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Someone this morning tweeted that the vaccine is decampaigning itself. Here is the example.
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This is true. A tortoise never climbs. Someone must put it up a pole. Worse is that it doesn't know what to do once up there. We have leaders who do not know what they are doing. They are just put there for decoration. And development suffers in the process.
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Respect our moral values. Homosexuality offends our sense of morality. It is an aberration of nature. God created Adam and gave him Eve. If God approved of homosexuality, he could have created Eve and Steven to give Adam the benefit of the doubt. He didn't. Homosexuality is evil.
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I love Namibians. They have an excellent sense of humour.
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When Nangolo Mbumba, then SWAPO Secretary General, told a journalist to "futsek, futsek.." he was actually saying "futsek you dog." For, that is how dogs are chased away. We should not condemn insults selectively. We should not take a holier-than-thou approach on this issue.
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Man of the moment
@hagegeingob
and
@NShaningwa
! After being humiliated by SWAPO in his own region, Paulus Mbangu took the bull by the horn and triumphed in Rundu Rural over SWAPO. His is a classic case of Biblical David versus the bully gold Goliath. "We have all the money!"😭😭
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Now that face masks are no longer mandatory in public places, smelly mouths are back again. Ouf!
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At 80 years of age, Press
@hagegeingob
still clings to a government job since independence, while thousands of young people, many of them born after independence, are roaming the streets unemployed. Your message to the President is loud and clear! Well done 👏✔.
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When you have the future of your country at heart, you know what decisions to take to make tomorrow better than today. Pres
@HHichilema
is just doing that with great passion. This is admirable. After five unsuccessful shots at the Presidency, HH knew what he wanted for Zambia.
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Costly legal blunders! How many needy students could have had their bursaries covered with this N$2,7m? Fire the heads behind this scandal to send a clear message that if you are negligent in your work, you will be shown the door! There are no two ways about it.
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The way
@hagegeingob
is looking at Sam Nujoma reveals many things. But let me not say much. A photo is worth a thousand words.
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We have hospitals without essential medicines while the Fishrot 6 plus others have N$150 million to share amongst themselves. Just like that! And we are not allowed to speak out against such wicked deeds and greed! This is very sickening!
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Ano how does Bill Gates predict pandemics? It seems these pandemics are conceived in and released from laboratories as part of that "diabolic depopulation programme." I can only understand his predictions in that context.
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Why do municipalities give serviced plots to property developers to build houses for the poor? Sell plots directly to the landless poor to build their own houses within their means and at their own pace. Property developers are the reason we are not reducing housing backlogs.
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The Fishrot accused had big dreams. They were neck-deep weaving their own Heaven and Paradise on earth. Until the chain snapped and the whole dream came crumbling before their eyes. God, they say, is great. He really is.
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The heat is on. I have a strong feeling that this man, Nangolo Mbumba, will one day soon be thrown under the bus. Most of these things were done during his ruinous reign as SWAPO Secretary General. Tala pombanda Tate, Kakodhi okweya! This will haunt you for the rest of your life.
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Good morning comrades and friends? I have been away for a while, but I am back now. Have a blessed Easter Weekend! Drive safely wherever you are going and return safely.
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Salute Dr Amathila. Politicians must learn when to park their political boots and give young ones a chance. Even the best dancers know when to leave the stage while people still clap hands. There is no money in politics unless you are stealing. Fishrot and SME bank scandals.
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With such type of understanding and reasoning in the top leadership, forget about taking Namibia to greater economic heights. I honestly do not agree with you Pres
@hagegeingob
on this one. Instead of providing hope where there is despair, you have left many people speechless.
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