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@paulwesley
No, no, no you're confused... I have a poster of the OTHER female character from your show on my wall.
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Gonna start a boy band called No Direction. Who's with me?
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Stuck in LA traffic and singing
@Coheed
at the top of me 'ole lungs.
#secondstageturbinebladeobviously
Cc:
@Weerd_Science
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Whitney Houston's "I Wanna Dance Somebody" was blasting at my local gas station. My new FAVORITE local gas station.
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Just started
@joemanganiello
's workout program
#Evolution
. My goal is to be bigger and stronger than him by this time next week. Stay tuned.
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.
@Nick_Wechsler
's live tweets of
@Revenge
are so good that I don't even have to be watching the show to laugh. 😂👏
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The Pacific theme song playing during Oprah's Jeep commercial.
@martinmccann1
@BrendanFletch1
@tomhanks
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If I haven't turned off your retweets then we're basically married.
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I'm taking my date tonight to In 'N Out... I'm trying to send her a message.
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Just letting everyone know that today I fixed my broken toilet with a safety pin. So (at least for today) I'm a huge success story.
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@MazzelloJoe
At least the Golden Globe. I mean, it's unreal how a 29 year old can play a 12 year old so convincingly!
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Woke up at 449am, naked, and singing Billy Joel's The Entertainer (like a true psychopath) this morning!!
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Dear iPhone,
I PROMISE you I never, EVER mean to type "ducking".
Sincerely,
Everyone
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So basically, all the iPhone ringtones are mini, instrumental Dave Matthews Band songs.
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Making the bed
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@mattdelia
being a villain in a superhero movie righty after he captures Molly.
http://t.co/61Bb1TXS
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My thoughts are with the victims in Boston. My prayers are that they find the sick fucks that did this.
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I see the pink moustache on the front of your car... And I hate you.
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Nothing screams "I don't give a fuck about your holiday travel plans" more than TSA employees.
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I think the sweetest revenge might just be a singing telegram.
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Nothing says gangsta more than having your read receipts function turned on on your iMessage.
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Ladies and gents please give a warm Twitter welcome to my friend
@mazzellojoe
. Follow him and all that jazz.
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Hey all your
#truecrime
junkies! Do yourself a favor and check out
@BobRuffTruth
's podcast about the
#pinyonpinesmurders
. And spread the word!
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As an actor the single BEST part about booking a job, is the absence of stressing about booking a job.
#ABCReckless
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“
@UberFacts
: Having an orgasm at least 3 times a week reduces your likelihood of dying from heart disease by 50%.”
#motivation
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Instead of caroling this year, I'm walking around Hollywood singing the Chile's Baby Back Rib song.
#merrychristmas
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Fingertips have memories, mine can't forget the curves of your body, and when I feel a bit naughty, I run it up the flagpole and see...
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The world is made up of 2 very different kinds of people... Those who want to ride bicycles, and those who HAVE to ride bicycles.
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I'm still laughing at that movie title, Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy.
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Everyone should watch
#Enlisted
tonight on
#FOX
. I watched the pilot and
@geoffstults
and the rest of the cast is hysterical!
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It's my favorite time of year! It's time to watch Love Actually again!
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I so wish Billy Joel would tell us more about Brender and Eddie.
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At least once in my life I'm gonna say to someone with full conviction, "Your mouth better stop writing checks that your tail can't cash."
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One of the many highlights to my Xmas day was catching one of Santa's elves (aka
@mattdelia
) by the tree.
http://t.co/A3RkIrEQ
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