Keyym Possible📱 🪄 ✨
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I think I’m at the age where holding a mf accountable is just too much. You know better at our big ass ages and if you don’t that’s koo too, you just gotta get tf on from around me 🤷🏾♀️
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cause the internet is telling them they can’t like Nicki AND Cardi simultaneously. And Cardi is the popular choice rn
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@arvbellaflvme
@Jennessy_
@jasminebxmb
@_GodHerself
Our game is bad, we're with our peers
So get that weak mess outta here
Tried to steal our bit but you look like shit when we're the ones who were down with it
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“
@iDntWearCondoms
: Ladies text your man "Mark im still thinkin about the other night" and twitpic the response”
http://t.co/MEC2rZ627S
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Cause as MY man why are u sleep and I’m not sleep?
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Combine with epsom salt, powdered goat milk, a couple drops of ur fav essential oil. Mix them into your bath water, light some candles and viiiiiiibe
Any suggestions for pretty things I can do with dry flowers?
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That's why I could never have a sugar daddy. I'm not playin no role for some money Smfh
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As u get older you might start wanting dick that’s 100% yours. That’s the goal okay. Not 75% Not 83%. And lean into that cause it’s a wonderful thing to know ur man/woman had the choice to disrespect u and they chose NOT to.
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Finally home… realizing I have homework and a couple tests to turn in before midnight 🥹
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I'd be choppin shit for no reason at all
STEAL!
Vertical Multifunctional Vegetable Slicer for $25!
*coupon on page
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Alki is TRASH. Head north, Golden Gardens is waaaaaaay better.
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I’m GREAT at these 😂
Interviewer: tell me of a time when..
Me: *makes up a story*
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Heard u.
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Wayne Brady is ME if a mf hit me while I got my kids in the car.
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I love their level of commitment to one another
And this one. Because he been CONSISTENT AND LOUD, and there’s still rubber loose necks online talking about, “I see the pain in his eyes” 😂😂😂
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A person without morals is a liability. U don't stand on NOTHING? U not loyal to NOTHIN? I can't fw that energy.
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Real friends let u know when u investing too much time or energy on the wrong shit and they check u when u slippin.
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One of y’all’s favorite local rappers is bout to see this Fenty set tonight 🥰
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Whewwww! “Never attribute to malice what can be attributed to incompetence”
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Oooooh shit them bath rituals just got a lot more LIT
Have a reason for those extra long showers!
Get a Wall Mount Shower Phone Holder for $6.99!
*Coupon on Page
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KAREN LIVE FROM NORDSTROM SEATTLE
White people are looting too
White people are looting too
White people are looting too
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I personally know someone who was fully vaxxed, caught Covid and STILL passed away..... do what u want with that info.
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Women will literally lose their mind. From stalking to paying a website to get ur personal info. That's sad af.
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My son wants a blue Christmas tree but the Valley Hood in my soul is like NAH.
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All men heard Ayesha say was “I want other men to notice me”. Then took that and bottom lined it when that statement was loaded as hell. That didnt translate into “I wanna fuck other ppl” but that’s how a bunch of dudes interpreted it😂 ...
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I just knew for sure Ronald or Ronnel tweeted this 💀😂💀
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10yrs without STD/HIV testing is insane.
This IG model posted on TikTok that she almost died of AIDS because she didn’t get tested for almost 10 years and was apparently sleeping with niggas in the industry. Bitch my mouth is on the floor
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I hadn't got the job when I sent that HR tweet over the weekend. Just only completed my 2nd interview. But I JUST got the OFFICIAL job offer for a human resource MANAGER position for a major hospital in Seattle. Y'all can't tell me shit now. SHOTS UP!!!!!
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This be the one. Lmao they will watch a nigga not fw the kids he already got and think theirs is gonna be the exception. It NEVER is.
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If tmobile came back out with a sidekick I PROMISE I’d get it. Long as it make that clicky sound and the lil ball still light up
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Him runnin back to hit the note in her face will ALWAYS be hilarious
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One thing my daughter gonna do is TELL HER BROTHER. Omgggg lmao and here he go with his cape. Lmao
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😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😩😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😩 omggggggg that last one was goooood
I’m not nice to any bitch that hits me FIRST‼️
Ion give a fuck bout yo feelings or family when you start wit me FIRST ‼️
Y’all need to really
#Shifttheconcern
I’m a proud Trans…..
#cozy
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I worked for BECU and was explaining someone's mortgage payment and she said "you don't sound like u know what ur doin." And I told her "am I sounding unsure or are u lacking comprehension because I can try smaller words" 🤦🏾♀️ outta there QUICK
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The accuracy. Y'all won't eat genetically modified food but love to play Russian roulette with w/ ur sexual health? Makes sense.
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My love language is changing. I’m growing a deep appreciation for words of affirmation.
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The sexual tension between me and just moving to Tacoma/Lakewood. I wanna be where the niggas are 😩
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Wait....
How Brazilian Soccer Player Hulk Announced He's Having Baby With His Ex-Wife's Niece Camila Angelo (IG-Pics-Vids)
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My card would've grew a mouth and laughed at me
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Ours is 2weeks front loaded then you still accrue, amount is based on how long you’ve been there/position, u can cash out , donate and rollover up to 500/year. We just can’t use more than 15 days consecutively.
4 weeks PTO is not bad but my next job needs to be unlimited because yeah. And any company with 5 days PTO needs to be stoned
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Call me crazy but I like being able to pull up on my person whenever to do whatever.
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How many kids would y'all have if abortions didn't exist?
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I know my Twitter looks like I’m all bullshit but that’s cause I know better than to put my ACTUAL goals, dreams, movements on here. Lol can’t curse what u don’t know 😂
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Chrisean has a documented pattern of abuse and y'all celebrate her but draw the line at Chris Brown?
Why is that? I'm being serious too. Like I wanna know the difference.
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I know ur bm/bd might be slandering you to y'all's kid but just remember that kids grow up and realize which one was REALLY the toxic parent.
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This nigga the most Gemini nigga ever born omg
God saved me from that crash, just so I could beat Pete Davidson’s ass”- Kanye West on his new song “My Life Was Never Easy.”
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I honestly think Mecca know wsup. He know Cane is the one betraying him. But then again he is Zeke's daddy and that slow shit came from somewhere lol
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They love it... if u do it right and add a lil tongue and spit to the equation 😂
Men don’t like being jacked off by their Ol’ Lady?
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I don't usually order crab legs anywhere cause if it ain't endless ima feel like it's too expense. No way in hell ima pay $25 for ONE snow crab cluster. Aht aht aht. As much as I like crab?!?!?!
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I’ve been in a happy place lately and it has a lot to do with who still has access to me and who doesn’t.
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@Glamazontyomi
@JamaicanHoney
Cause the worst thing you can possibly do is let that air stay in you. Oooommmmmggggg painful af
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As a male officer of you're threatened by a 100 pound female holding a kitchen knife, you probably should've been something else.
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When u added up ur transactions in ur head wrong and over spent into the rent money 😫
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Single me ain’t shit but I’m solid af in a relationship ☺️
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Can we know the celebrities that u seattle chefs are cooking for? I'm genuinely curious cause why don't y'all take pics or have them review?
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Spirituality is about DOING THE WORK. (IMO) Religion is more just pray about it.
You HAVE to DO THE WORK tho.
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U know song goes triple platinum in my car? Be About Yo Paper- The Clique
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I swear y’all need to be locked tf up! 🤣😂
Baltimore, you’re doing HWHAT in a pandemic?
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Justin was really outta line for what he did in this video. Lmao
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This man said "black men marry your black queens only" and y'all response is "but you don't even have a degree tho" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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How are the ppl closest to u watering you? Cause keeping up confusion ain't it . If u gotta wonder where they stand, they are of no help to ur mental health. Period. Let the chaos go!
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Niggas was bullied into starting ANY type of business. No accreditations just Microsoft word certificates and vibes 😂💀
What’s the new obsession with getting ring-light medical procedures? Is everyone okay?!
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Niggas was never tryna win free personal pans from Pizza Hut?!
Because it’s not far fetched lol y’all too damn old to not remember that there was life before the internet… niggas read a lot of books, surprise!
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If you’re cleaning this morning and you need to mop, add basil to warm water. Start in whatever corner is closest to your front door and end in the southeast corner of the floor.
🧼💰💸💵 a money wash. Enjoy.
(U can wash with cleaning products BEFOREHAND)
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Everybody bragging about getting fucked but not nan one got a bill paid or come up in any type of way. Just a wet ass and lies. 😂 that’s the real gag!
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A mf opinion of me can go right in the dirt with they loved one. 🙃
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The way God and my ancestors have guided me thru this pandemic. Listen say and believe what u want but there’s really power behind the rituals I’ve been doing.
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Just cause you have a child with a person don’t mean ur entitled to them. You don’t even have to talk to them or gaf about them enough to be stressed by their choices outside of y’all’s kid
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Put it in your mouth -Akinyele 🥴
What’s the most sexually explicit song you’ve ever heard ? Mine is Play x David Banner 😂😭😂😭😂😂
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Lol he fucked around and found out.
That guy on TikTok who asked everyone to hex him hasn’t posted in a while. Y’all seen that?
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Lmao kids really say anything lmaooooo
My 3-year-old niece asked me why I have “daddy hair” and I realized she was asking about my mustache.
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I'm bout to "let me get a 8th" my way back into this niggas heart
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My dad has never laid a hand on me. Ever. Instead he used to make me write essays and book reports if I got in trouble.
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I hate when I suddenly get the urge to express my feelings to ppl. Soon as I do I be like “Now wtf did I do THAT” 🤦🏾♀️
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Not my daughter asking for a new tv for her bday. "A big one like in ur room". Why is she not askin for dolls?!?!
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A lot of you are my friends on every platform so listen if I ever post a pic crying or post a status sad and sappy over a nigga, come slap the pores off my face. PLEASE.
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