Aries Roivas
@AriesRoivas
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Aries. šµš· . D&D, Pokemon, Warframe, Salt air and the rust on your door. Licensed Psychologist. Iām also an amateur photographer. Se Habla espaƱol.
Orlando, FL
Joined December 2011
@prasejeebus YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT JUDY WAS ALSO THE GIRL WHO DIDNāT KNOW THAT YOU ARE FORBIDDEN TO WET YOUR HAIR FOR 24 HOURS AFTER A PERM BECAUSE OF RISK OF DEACTIVATING THE AMMONIUM THIOGLYCOLATE?! CUZ THE RULES OF HAIR CARE ARE SIMPLE AND FINITE. ANY COSMO GIRL WOULD HAVE KNOWN!.
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@Exactlyonebear @prasejeebus AND IF IN FACT SHE HAD HEARD THE GUNSHOT BROOKE WINDHAM WOULDNāT HAVE HAD THE TIME TO HIDE THE GUN BEFORE SHE GOT DOWNSTAIRS. WHICH MEANS SHE WOULD HAVE TO FOUND BROOKE WINDHAM WITH A GUN IN HER HAND TO MAKE HER STORY PLAUSIBLE, ISNāT THAT RIGHT!?.
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Shakira wore her own outfit from Zootopia and I am here for it! ššš§”š§”.
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@zioebog @notcapnamerica Anne Frank was a child when things were happening to her. And itās not perverse to teach children about these topics.
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@realDonaldTrump @newtgingrich Lmao we have a better chance of seeing your tax evasion than this āvoter fraudā malarkey.
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@Maurizio @bennyjohnson Also we didnāt protest with weapons in our arms or assault neww media outlets. These are the same people who had an issue with the BLM movement. I really hate these people so much.
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@toster656 @MafiaCity I like the fact that he surpass their level. I also find it funny that he didnāt even locked the door. They could have just walked out.
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@PopAteeMyHeart Yeah i love Gaga but she did not create it nor was she the first nor created a trend.
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@saint_brig I mean I was in Puerto Rico when that happened and I also thought it was a movie cuz 1. i was like 9 and 2. I didnāt know what the twin towers were.
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@Stephanie_Noyes @Curoar Libraries are no longer a thing given the lack of resources, and the fact that people are shutting them down.
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@SteveWahlin @ziibiing This reminds me of a friend of mine who told me he masturbates in the dark because (and I quote) does not need to see his penis because that is gay. Like buddy, that is YOUR penis your pleasuring!.
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@k__shaquille @_CROSSB Solo porque sea bellaca no significa que cualquiera pueda venir a manosearla š.
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@kylegriffin1 He could, as part of his presidential duties, expand or dismantle the courts, remove student loan (or ANY loan/debt for that matter), arrest Trump, codify womenās right. Like there is so much he could do and I hope he takes full advantage of it.
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@beloneph0bia_ @amourebelIa @Boysndgals Same girl same. I thought this would be an empowering message of self-acceptance not an ad for a weight loss product š.
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@Saichukan @joycesambu @Rafaela65096325 @CHRlSTITTIES Right? Isnāt that a dark fantasy too? Oh wait I guess it diminishes the sexual gratification.
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@LeGoat_SZN @realDonaldTrump @BreitbartNews I donāt know whatās funnier: Trump sharing baseless claims of fraud, or the fact that someone had every knowledge available in the world to search for Georgiaās population and still got it wrong šš.
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@MothersOfPop @PopCrave I am a firm believer that they ask him to do this cuz at this point itās no longer luck or coincidence that he is finding these artists. The only one I know for a fact was a coincidence was Sabrina cuz she was not having it šš.
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@shylawhittney Make sure to tell everyone that you are not interested in a relationship this Christmas and that love is not for you and that you are busy with work or some other big project so that way you will be more shocked and surprise to see him at the office/event party.
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@_cesarsalad @daddy_yankee Sin olvidar a @LuisFonsi y a @Tbambino que hablaron de Venelueza pero no han dicho nada de PR.
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@ONIKASTHIGH @1luvnicki As much as I love Nicki this absolutely made me laugh. She sadly creates the drama she envolves herself in.
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@KatyCatDrafts Letās he honest: witness or smile would be her version of Speak Now with one song while the other one is just Harleyās in Hawaii or not existent at all while most of the concert will be Teenage Dream.
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@enoriver1989 She probably recorded this millions of times until she got track 13ā¦ or she just put all the balls that only say 13.
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@icunow @reggben32 @skyferrori How did Nicki Minaj wore less when he is wearing NOTHING?! Did she not have her skin on?.
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@RealJardChatty It feels like that cuz of the rereleases but once she is done yāall gonna start complaining she has not release anything in a minute.
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@aleksmileyc To clarify that is her psychiatrist not her therapist. He specializes in brain disorders.
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@sbstryker See! Even in the darkest days, Gaga will always have time to acknowledge the gays.
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@RaxKingIsDead @MsXandry āEnough to cover half of rent without utilitiesā stimulus. āDo i want food this week or fix my carā stimulus. The āthey got caught cheating so they bough her flowers as forgivenessā stimulus.
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@Jay_Zech @Hollithoo @therealsupes That man is definitely not straight. I mean look at that ass hahaha.
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@kahnutsen @DSlayer524 @cevansavenger I need your tweet in a shirt cuz my god these people are delusional!.
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@peachymagenta @mflowers500 And I wish people would put that same critical thinking with TTPD because they always count the standard one as like 5 (the cd, the vynil, the casette, the streaming digital clean and the explciit version) when itās the same.
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@KantaKuyaTTV @Delphos_7 @natalyanderson @bimboyugari @kikeeeez Additionally he is withholding their passports. He better get his act together before they legally remove his kids.
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@Kerst_TTV @Majestic_Memes_ @InternetH0F Are they āfar less matureā or is it that their shenanigans are now streamed, recorded and uploaded to social media so that adults can be judgy and hollier than thou? Cuz let me tell you half of the shit I see here from the current generation are things that I or my friends did.
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@MulhollandL0ver @JToussaint28 @SkyTheDON___ Sir! You need to warn people about the rollercoaster they are about to board cuz damn that was unexpected! ā ļø.
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@svviftlet No cuz itās an american bellybutton and sheās currently doing her european leg so she had to leave it at home.
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@DAvallone This happened to me last week too! He tried to blame me for ārear endingā him when in fact he backed into me. He got out all hot and bothered and threatened to call the cops and I said ācall themā and yet he refused to call them.
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@oIiviasvogue @IrateMaxwell @atdanwhite Thatās what they want you to believe. In reality her mother is a one-eyed alien and her father is a a guy who was frozen in time and has first hand knowledge of the genre.
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@notgwendalupe Dev had so much potential and Iām mad she never got the spotlight treatment. Also reminds me of Bonnie McKee.
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@SGmymindandme Dylan & Cole, Dan Benson, The Jonas Brothers, Zac Efron, Tyler James Williams, Corbin Blue (to some extent cuz idk what heās doing these days) and Tahj Mowry (the voice of Wade from Kim Possible).
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@Punky89646110 @k__shaquille @_CROSSB Tu sabes lo dificil que es poder salir y decir que fuiste acosada o abusada? Tu sabes el proceso emocional y mental que toma para poder hacerlo? No es tan facil. Porque la mayoria reciben criticas y preguntas estupidas como esta.
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@__halez @holyguacanoley @Bradooooooooooo @paytonhuhtala @ihatethis_and_u But the century is still not over tho. .
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@ThrowbackTaylor But if itās the cunty anthem then itās āi never trust a narcissistā.
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@katiedimartin Why is he saying youāre the NPC when heās the one spouting out skippable dialogue?.
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@hopegabrielleee I had the exact same feeling. Like it did not feel satirical. It was all drama. I could easily identify real life people who acted like certain characters in the movie. Itās scary good.
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@alisonkara @PpollingNumbers @mitchellreports Both parties were represented. In fact, most of the time republicans were OVER represented. In one of the voting polls there were suppose to be about 12 for each candidate. At one point there were 8 democrats & 20 republican. All of their lawsuits are baseless and stupid.
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@PopAteeMyHeart Itās absurd to think she had any influence like that. None of these covers look familiar or similar.
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@PopAteeMyHeart Also Halseyās was inspired specifically . by the Virgin and Child Surrounded By Angels. That has nothing to do with Gaga. Like this is a stretch bestie.
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@lidolmix She could sung Christina Aguilera, Mariah Carey or Ariana Grande and instead decided to do all three at the same time. I wonder where sheās at now.
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@NBroadsword @DisneyAPromos The show Tiana, starting Tiana, with the main character being Tiana, would have focused on Tiana.
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@SabbiTabby @tryguys because of the power imbalance and the inherent need to scrutinize, villainize and critique anything that a women does.
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@LuisEnr06722770 @Ne_Mesis72 @EyMonita @NanaMGNS @Enrique_Rojas1 Sarcasmo o no, no hay lugar ya para pendejadas como estas. Ella no lleva desde joven trabajando para que venga alguien a llamarle āla esposaā de alguien.
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Today I had the chance to meet the one and only #GreenArrow aka @stephenamell at #c2e2 today. He even let me hug him! Such a wonderful guy. šššš
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@chinaelevy I even heard she babyproof the recording studio and Joe couldnāt find his way out of it š.
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@Stephanie_Noyes @Curoar Sadly republicans had been making it hard :( .I donāt have any links to it but from what Iāve seen is that it has been hard here in Florida.
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@__cameron6__ @itsjacobhi Not the APA citation š.but the first time we reference it it has to be all the names written and then we can say et all.
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@VikkieThorman @madnuhrah @pecunium The one that irks me is āin these difficul times. nothing should stop you from buying a carā lady, I canāt use my car why would I buy another? š.
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