Destroyed mum's glasses for 2. time. Packing up ready 2 go, Hudad too, he was supposed to supervise me. Still managed to steal them from table whilst mum buried in work. Maybe the opticians will have me? 😭😭😭
#DogsBehavingVeryBadly
#puppy
#DogsofTwittter
#dogsoftwitter
Hurt my leg when playing madly. Howled like a banshee (mum's words) until absolutely everyone assembled around me, incl. builders and neighbours. Held up my stricken leg & accepted ministrations. Put leg down and walked off, everyone is baffled.
#DogsofTwittter
#dogs
#puppy
#pup
Me struggles are not yet over! Returned home smelling foul - bowel
#doggy
leakage. Full decontamination needed for hudad & self plus the bed I travel in, and, and and... The indignity. Ate some rice and chicken. Archie, home
#DogsofTwittter
#pup
#dogs
#puppy
#dogsontwitter
Had another meltdown, this time whilst walking hudad. A walker with a map came towards us in the fields - and I fled. Hudad incandescent. No
#doggie
treat offered to me because he forgot to bring any. Me nerves are shreddered...
#pup
#dogsoftwitter
#DogsOnTwitter
#dogs
#puppy
Looking for a new home, indoors if possible. 😢😭
Have chewed mum's new glasses. The atmosphere here is shall we say 🥶🥶🥶🥶 and I am packing my 🧳 and my igloo.
Archie Doodle, soon to be homeless
#DogsofTwittter
#puppy
#puppies
Had to wear me stripy pants again during the night, first-line defence needed as still a bit whiffy. Got another bum & tail wash. Slept well, ate the chicken and left the rice for mum. Archie,
#doggy
guts not quite right yet
#dogs
#DogsOnTwitter
#pup
#puppy
#DogsofTwittter
Hatching a plan to deliver the Coup de Grace to mum after SpectacleGate - I am only 60 followers away from overtaking her on Twitter. Thank you to all my new followers and welcome to Archie's World of Destruction!
#DogsofTwittter
#dogs
#puppy
#puppies
I kissed a vet nurse and I liked it.
I stole the vetman's glasses and he laughed.
He put them on me nose and I looked through them - until he sent me in a snooze. Back home now. Mum said she could have had a week's holiday for the bill.
#DogTwitter
#dogsontwitter
#dogs
#sundayvibes
Went on town walk with mum, did well. Hardly any shakes, no shrieks, didn't bark at anyone but a bit scared of sudden noises. Took a treat from lady we met and sniffed bum of a spaniel from Bristol. Ate half a Frankfurter!
#dogsofX
#Xdogs
#dogsoftwitter
#dogs
Shattered nerves on walk with hudad. Went up to greet dog coming towards us (a GSD) - and panicked! Shrieked me head off. Poor GSD very bewildered, did not lift a paw to me. Next met 2 cyclists in luminous vests - me nemesis, froze.
#Archie
shaken
#Xdogs
#dogsofX
#dogs
#sundayvibes
Things have deteriorated somewhat. Undergoing medical check on kitchen table,was found limping in drive. Humans getting stressed, room switch still not completed as me leg was deemed more urgent...
#Archie
, suffering quietly
#DogTwitter
#DogsonTwitter
#dogsoftwitter
Having one of my ''evil doodle' days. Mum totally blasted me for eating cat 💩 twice, then I tore through all beds available. Been told I can pack & move up to farm where 😼😼 live & dine out there. Ooomph.
#Archie
, unloved & unwanted
#DogsBehavingVeryBadly
#dogsontwitter
Meltdown in town. Had a vet app for me
#doggie
glands and had to walk from car park. Loads of cars and a dog barking angrily. Arrived at vet a shivering wreck. Got a new toy but refused all treats. Mum says we will do it again tomorrow. Archie
#dogs
#dogsoftwitter
#puppy
Every day, at least once, I am put in the sink, to be brushed and having my feet cleaned. Mum says it's good to get used early to a beauty regime and she can find the dreaded grass seeds. She says I am a 'roller'. Take note
@poppy_mac
!
#dogsoftwitter
#puppies
#learningtheropes
Dear, oh dear, mum has shreddered nerves! First she leaves key in ignition overnight & battery is flat, then she goes pony checking & encounters an
#adder
... Have let her have our cooling mat.
#Archie
, First Aider & Hand Holder
#dogsoftwitter
#DogsonTwitter
#DogTwitter
#dogs
Mum's sympathy with sickly Archie evaporated swiftly after hudad grassed on me encounter with
#manky
pheasant bone yesterday 😔. Slept well, still not eating kibbles but happy with wet food and
#doggy
bonios. Chased Izz round the garden. Archie
#dogs
#dogsoftwitter
#puppy
#pup
Yesterday's 'fat blob' comment confirmed 2day by vet lady! Must lose weight (700g), currently a portly Doodle. When I lost me bits I thought I would get lighter!!! Food ration has been cut 😡 😡😡😡.
#Archie
, not a happy
#pup
#DogsofTwittter
#dog
#dogsontwitter
#DOGS2023
TRAUMATIC end to Hoopers session. A loop attacked me! It landed on top of me & I panicked. Nerves shreddered. Trainer held me paw & gave counselling (sausages). Mum will attempt repair of nerves with cheesy bits.
#Archie
#dogsoftwitter
#DogTwitter
#DogsonTwitter
#dogs
#pets
6 days till me 2. birthday. Mum says there should be no more shenanigans/silly pup behaviour after that. Is it possible to postpone me birthday? Or pack as many shenanigans as possible into 6 days?
#Archie
, in a pickle
#dogs
#DogTwitter
#dogsoftwitter
#DogsonTwitter
I helped with the washing today, but there was a serious communication problem. I took off the washing just after mum had hung it up. These humans...
Archie Doodle
#dogsoftwitter
#puppy
#puppies
#puppy
Mum's been gone all day to look at horses. Not happy. On her return I put all me 21.6kg on top of her & made her stroke me left hind paw for hours. Will ask for more of the same in the middle of the night.
#Archie
#dogsofX
#Xdogs
#dogs
#benicetoyourdog
#paws
End of freedom😂. Shunned
#doggie
bed & sofas7 decided to sleep in big 🛌but was pronounced a concrete lump, duvet hogger & pillow thief. Who knew humans needed so much room to manoeuvre. Archie, back in overnight confinement.
#dogs
#dogsoftwitter
#puppy
#DogsOnTwitter
#pup
Was found with dead pheasant in me mouth but body showed no injuries. Mum close by did not hear any commotion. Whizz was there before me but walked away, so case is complicated. Will plead not-guilty.
#Archie
, in the dock.
#tuesdayvibe
#dogsofX
#Xdogs
#dogsoftwitter
#dogs
#TuesdayFeels
Will this day never end? Hudad found huge
#tick
on me ear. Tried to get it out but it wasn't on the tick tool. Whilst fighting it, his baked beans burnt! Mum has taken to drink to bury horrible memories from this morning
#Archie
😭😭
#dogsofX
#Xdogs
#dogs
#pets
What a morning! Me & friend Charlie rolled in something very smelly! First I got dunked in the river, then shame-walked home by dad where mum had set up an outdoor emergency wash facility.
Archie, smelling rotten
#puppy
#pup
#dogs
#DogsBehavingVeryBadly
#DogsofTwittter
Was shipped off to
#doggy
Day Care for a trial & I LOVED it!!! Mum says it's no good for young strapping Doodle to be marooned in an OAP household so will go again. She had to lift me in the car, no strength left in me...
#ARCHIE
#dogsoftwitter
#DogTwitter
#DogsonTwitter
#dogs
#SundayFunday
Been sick 3x . Took care to mostly miss the new rugs. Hudad blames 🐈💩... Finn kept mum busy during the night, has also been sick & has diarrhea. And tomorrow is grooming day! Mum says we are gearing up for
#MerryChristmas2022
😧.
#dogsoftwitter
#puppy
#Dogs
After they razored off me fur they found a sore spot and thought it was an embedded wandering grass seed. So they cut it open whilst I snoozed. Nothing in it but puss, £460.
#Archie
, gold-plated. Mum poor as a church mouse.
#DogTwitter
#dogsontwitter
#dogs
#MondayFunday
I kissed a vet nurse and I liked it.
I stole the vetman's glasses and he laughed.
He put them on me nose and I looked through them - until he sent me in a snooze. Back home now. Mum said she could have had a week's holiday for the bill.
#DogTwitter
#dogsontwitter
#dogs
Not long till me 2. birthday and no preparations have been made as far as I can tell! Am supervising mum's computer activity closely. All she ordered was a
#tick
spray for Izz and I. Now the whole house stinks.
#Archie
, worried
#puppy
#dogsoftwitter
#DogTwitter
#DogsonTwitter
Normal service was resumed and I spent a comfortable night behind bars, in me own bed, just me and me giraffe. It's actually quite nice not to be bumped into, or being shoved and poked. Tomorrow is shearing day. Nite, nite!
#Archie
#dogs
#DogTwitter
#dogsoftwitter
#pets
Used stern words with secretary (mum) re duties &
absences. Has been out both Wednesday & Thursday to attend
#Christmas
parties despite only returning on Tuesday. Not on. Have issued written warning
#Archie
, on me last
#paws
and at the end of me tether.
#Xdogs
#DogsofX
#dogs