@StuntmanStu @Montreal_Expos @ExposFest There are a number of good ones, but none of cool as the Expos.

@VoiceoverCop Wife says she misses your old closing traffic light song and thinks you should bring it back.

@BiggsOver That's at the discretion of the judge and I have seen a few follow-up posts where it did happen, but it tended to be the minimum $2000 or 1 year suspension. Don't forget their insurance will also skyrocket because of this.

@CTVOttMornLive Oatmeal

@VoiceoverCop That's what I was thinking, to mix it with dad jokes. And yes I've heard that one often enough on that Live PD show they used to have.

@StuntmanStu Does crossword puzzles count?

@StuntmanStu Like most nightmares, you forget about them after you wake up then wonder what it was about.

@LeeDrawsStuff Awesome

@StuntmanStu Now wait a minute, you say onion belong on a CHEESEburger? I seem to recall you don't like cheese on a burger, so how would you know if onion belongs on a cheeseburger?

@OPSTrafficCM @ottawacity @OttawaPolice @OACPOfficial She did have a warning... On the speed limit sign.

@CTVOttMornLive About 20 years ago, I saw a woman on the Queensway knitting while driving.

@StuntmanStu Didn't know we had to tell you about it. If it's Melissa McCarthy, it's sure to be funny.

@smwgilbert I've been hearing it for 25 years myself. I don't answer to those people as there is not a chance they'll change their incorrect beliefs. Sure there are some PS employees that sucks but I've worked private as well and it's same there.

@smwgilbert I understand. Every single member of my team has accomplished more from home than from an office.

@StuntmanStu Hardly the first time it freezes. I remember them freezing first winter after Line 1 opened.

@Donna43582052 @ottawacity Good thing it's a 3 item limit and not a 3 bag limit. 3 bag limit would be worse.

@StuntmanStu Make sure to put a high tariff, like 500%, on pineapple imports... And why is it called Hawaiian when it was invented in Canada???