I’m really bad at taking selfies but I ran into a wild
@DariusMartin612
today!! He was in a rush, so I asked him to pinky swear he’d come back to see me at work. So here’s my bad selfie with a fucking rad hometown hero:
#TopFlight
Fuck I forgot to ask how his pilot test went.
@notcapnamerica
He was actually my ex-gf’s teacher back in Mankato, and he was the only teacher who made her feel like she could do something with her life even though she felt like a weirdo.
@sfpelosi
I bet when you open it up it has one of those stickers plastered to the screen that says “This Book Belongs To…” and Matt wrote “Hunter Biden teehee” in crayon.
@awekwsome
@MeetMichael_
@TPatrick22
Absolutely not, I’d have sympathy and well wishes for Biden until my face turned blue. Trump hasn’t made any effort to slow this virus down. He can’t go from hoax to plague and get anything from me other than a big fat I told you so.
@neilhimself
Thank you again, it meant so much to us. Now she participates in the Young Author Night at school, and I bet you had something to do with it
@IANdrewDiceClay
Yup. He gets to play the martyr. In a fucking crowd of “iF I wAs ThErE wIth mY 22 gUnS tHaT WoULdn’T HaPpeN” I find this very hard to believe.