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@AprilBathory

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Seattle girl in Minneapolis. Professional Wrestling Enthusiast, Bug Saver. #BLM #AntiGenocide #UFOTwitter #Queer She/Her 🏳️‍🌈🍉

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@AprilBathory
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7 years
@neilhimself Happy New Year to you and yours, Mr Gaiman. And thank you for listening to my daughter instead of just waiting for her to stop talking.
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@JeremyBaumeist1 @MollyJongFast I’m so glad I didn’t have Twitter during my blow days.
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4 years
@awekwsome @MeetMichael_ @TPatrick22 The best president wouldn’t have gotten covid because he wears a fucking mask.
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2 months
@CTOTHELOS77 I have all 10! This is the first time I’ve won anything!
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4 years
@CESmith0770 @ZatpaSale I do it sometimes so I can see what the heck I’m shaving. Going in blind is dangerous.
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2 months
@CTOTHELOS77 Brian. He murdered another dog and tried to cover it up.
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3 years
@BrunoAmato_1 I would vote for you in a heartbeat!!
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4 years
@ByMikeBaker Fuck. It’s going to be a rough night in Portland.
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4 years
@briantylercohen @realDonaldTrump Look at Trudeau. He doesn’t even need a goddamn umbrella.
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4 years
@AngelaB96150291 @funder Seriously! When I saw him at the inauguration I started sobbing. At work. Not ashamed 😄
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4 years
@TimmyB67 @GeorgeTakei You had me going for a minute there 😄
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5 months
I’m really bad at taking selfies but I ran into a wild @DariusMartin612 today!! He was in a rush, so I asked him to pinky swear he’d come back to see me at work. So here’s my bad selfie with a fucking rad hometown hero: #TopFlight Fuck I forgot to ask how his pilot test went.
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8 years
I hope you all like shit sandwiches cause that's what we'll be having for the next 4 years.
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3 years
Minoru Suzuki has the best laugh in professional wrestling #njcup #njpw
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4 years
@ReallyAmerican1 Awwww poor baby is sad that Tik Tok ruined his rally 😢
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2 years
@MPRnews @GovTimWalz @benjovland I’m proud of this Minnesotan man for not forgetting his previous life as a school teacher in Mankato 😊
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6 years
@WWE @BeckyLynchWWE @WWENXT @NikkiCrossWWE I’m losing my fucking mind right now!! I love Nikki so hard!!
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2 years
@Marcus4Georgia Good grief, I hope you win. It’s baffling to me that psychological evaluations aren’t mandatory before running for office.
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2 years
@theAdamPage Fuck yes. Forever my champ, Hangman!
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2 months
@notcapnamerica He was actually my ex-gf’s teacher back in Mankato, and he was the only teacher who made her feel like she could do something with her life even though she felt like a weirdo.
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3 years
@IRCards3 @TweetsDowns @TheRealHoarse @nypost Holy shit they’re still dying from 9/11 related illnesses? That’s grim.
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2 years
Yay! Hey @JPWARHORSE , it turns out I was able to get a picture of that sweet kiss you shared with @AshtonIsAStarr 😊💜 #WRESTLEPALOOZA #MPLS @f1rstwrestling
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3 years
@sfpelosi I bet when you open it up it has one of those stickers plastered to the screen that says “This Book Belongs To…” and Matt wrote “Hunter Biden teehee” in crayon.
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3 years
Anyone wanna see a 4000 lb Warhorse make an entrance? Here you go. #Wrestlepalooza @JPWARHORSE Sorry I’m a terrible filmmaker.
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2 years
I’m so happy to see @realkevinkelly doing this #RoadToForbiddenDoor
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5 months
@nogeese @johncusack Harassment isn’t free speech, smart guy.
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4 years
@AsiaticElitist @MarkGarrison1 @nowthisnews She’s a LITTLE GIRL. How are you not comprehending that?!
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4 years
@davenewworld_2 I was worried about that when I first saw this. Brave guy. He’ll find a better job in no time.
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3 years
@AEWonTV OHMYGOD I am so happy!! That was perfect @DanhausenAD 🖤✨
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10 months
@MisfitLion2009 @_AlexisCardoza @WWEREALONE We’re insufferable? You clearly haven’t seen Gareth 😄
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2 years
Dear #Georgia , You have a chance to get rid of MTG. Please don’t fuck that up. Sincerely, April
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3 years
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4 years
Oh my god I can finally change my pinned tweet!! We did it!! 💙 #ByeByeTrump
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@vincey1991 I still hate see them wrestling each other. They need to hug all the time.
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4 years
@rosalind1485 @MrToddMarshall1 @mmpadellan Just like Umbrella Man here in Minneapolis.
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3 years
@AEWonTNT @TheArnShow @CodyRhodes @TommyEnd This has been one of the best episodes of Rampage. Holy shit so good.
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8 months
@still_oppressed @darksheikftf This is so devastating. Aaron Bushnell is a hero.
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7 years
@ReverbResound @TheScaryNature It sounds stupid but just yesterday I saw it on a list of "photos with sad stories" or some such title.
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3 years
@90DayFiance All he got was water?! I feel bad for that server.
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2 years
I do need some excitement, @SlimJim 🖤🍖
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4 years
@kawlijah @SteveSchmidtSES @realDonaldTrump @IvankaTrump @jaredkushner @DonaldJTrumpJr @kimguilfoyle Goddamn I love that picture of Obama just glaring down into the soulless eyes of Putin...I miss that.
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@SandraK87933686 @angeloinchina You need to read a history book, “dear”.
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4 years
@Michael10256024 @VoteBlue4Us Thank you. I was in foster care for half my childhood so I know it’s a huge farce and a slap in the face.
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4 years
@chadloder This is heartbreaking.
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3 years
Happy #TransDayOfVisibility to the wonderful and talented as hell @kiddbanditpro 💜You’re a treasure, and don’t let the cheesedicks get you down 🖤
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11 months
@lifer_wwe It’s okay to admit when you don’t understand something, little buddy.
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4 years
@ChucklefishLTD Please fix 2020 by releasing this 😻
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3 years
@diannaeanderson Thank you for this thread. As I was watching the @UR_Ninja livestream last night I found absolutely no news about it.
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3 years
Just a couple of boys flexing their boobs in the ring #njcup
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3 years
KAZE NI NARE 🖤 #njcup #njpw
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2 months
@FiveTimesAugust @AOC She’d fuck you up, little bro.
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11 months
@AIRGxld @JayWhiteNZ He’s just a complete package. He does all the parts of a good wrestler, and he does them well.
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5 months
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST. ANTIZIONISM IS NOT ANTISEMITISM.
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4 years
@SpeakerPelosi Thank you. You are fighting so hard for us little people and I am so, so thankful 💜
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4 years
@ChudTrackers Oh yeah she’s the one that thinks pulling hair is super tough.
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3 years
@Drhammadtariq @wonderofscience Hahaha you’re taking that cloud way too seriously.
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1 month
I miss Jay White. And I miss Kenny Omega. And I miss Eddie Kingston. That’s all.
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1 year
@WaltTheStalt @joncoopertweets How dare you. Steve Martin is a saint!
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4 years
@awekwsome @MeetMichael_ @TPatrick22 Absolutely not, I’d have sympathy and well wishes for Biden until my face turned blue. Trump hasn’t made any effort to slow this virus down. He can’t go from hoax to plague and get anything from me other than a big fat I told you so.
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2 years
Fucking brutal. So good.
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WARHORSE VS @TIMEBOMB1105 TONIGHT
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3 years
@ToruYanoFanAcct You can’t fool this April Fool. I was literally just looking at his feed 😎
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6 years
@qikipedia Because eucalyptus leaves are too toxic for them until they can build up a tolerance. I just told someone this the other day!
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1 year
Awww Daddy Ass is like “that’s my gay son!” 💖
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1 year
Anthony Bowens has some news to break to Harley Cameron. WATCH #AEWRampage on TNT! @platinummax | @bowens_official | @realbillygunn | @itsdanni_ellexo
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4 years
@outofcontroljb @realDonaldTrump Just a high school in Family Guy.
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4 years
@AEWonTNT @CodyRhodes @OfficialTAZ I don’t know what’s real life anymore 😪
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4 years
@AZVotes I think they need to add this note:
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2 years
@DaltonEmahiser @anneholt It looks like you’re choosing to be an asshole. Not the time or place for this comment.
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4 months
If anyone wants to buy me a drink at #WRESTLEPALOOZA tomorrow I won’t say no. I’m broke as fuck but I do enjoy drinking 💁🏻‍♀️💜
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3 years
@Telegraph No, no. Please don’t thank him. He didn’t do any of the actual work. Thank @ChristopherKMe4 and @LueElizondo and @mintyhyperspace and @DietrichVFA41 . They’re the ones who put in the hard work.
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3 years
@AEWonTNT @AndradeElIdolo Whatever happens here is going to be epic as fuck.
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3 years
@StarTribune Can we please have a reissue of the cryptic as hell #AmberAlert ? There is no info at all.
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2 years
Aaaaah!! ZACH SABRE JR IS HERE!! #AEW #AEWDynamite
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9 months
Let’s see how long it takes for my boss to notice the @darksheikftf upgrade to my water bottle 🤗🖤
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4 years
@mcduff_tim @nypost I bet that wacky global pandemic thing has nothing to do with it.
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6 years
@WWE @WWE_MandyRose @WWEAsuka @SonyaDevilleWWE This is bullshit. I can’t stand the push that Mandy is getting. If anyone deserves it, it’s Sonya. And quit wasting Asuka’s talent!
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3 years
ZSJ did it!! Holy crap that was an amazing match!! #njcup #njcupFINAL 🖤
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4 years
@nytimes This is such bullshit. I know they should be ashamed of themselves but they won’t be.
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6 years
@jamie_marsters @DEADLINE @joss @monicabreen @BuffyTVS I think a new Slayer I could deal with. But just a reboot would be a kick to the heart.
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3 years
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5 months
30 and Up drop a pic with your age: 43 🤓
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7 years
@neilhimself Thank you again, it meant so much to us. Now she participates in the Young Author Night at school, and I bet you had something to do with it
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2 years
@richienewport1 @Acyn Why do you have to treat Pollyanna that way? She’s been through enough.
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2 years
@ReneusMeister @TheeAgent008 Why isn’t Red Shoes on it?? Hm?
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4 years
@Ledfloyd13 @CNN I cry at the end of that episode every time.
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4 years
@AEWonTNT FUCK YEAH @thunderrosa22 !!! Best match of the year 🖤
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3 years
@AEWonTV @JEFFHARDYBRAND All the @PWTees merch has been blessed.
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3 years
@DariusMartin612 @AriyaDaivari That was my favorite part of Wrestlepalooza!
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3 years
@AEW @trentylocks @tntdrama Welcome back Trent and Mama Sue!! 🥰💜
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@RealJackCassidy Pleeeeease 🥹
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3 months
@IANdrewDiceClay Yup. He gets to play the martyr. In a fucking crowd of “iF I wAs ThErE wIth mY 22 gUnS tHaT WoULdn’T HaPpeN” I find this very hard to believe.
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@AEW @malakaiblxck @TheJuliaHart @tntdrama That scream actually made me sad for her.
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