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@Antelopug
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7 months
Even last time we found him speaking vernacular 😂
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Is that my last born son holding a lion? 🙄 @naviomusic
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Answer like your Boda guy Who's the owner of this building.
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If you are looking for lyrical maturity listen to Bobi wines songs🤙
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Ka MUBs video now secured
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Google ranks Banda tweep 4th amongst Uganda's most followed tweeps😂
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I think the last floor will be for NUP tweeps likes of kanyomozi, Bradley clavin, Pius, Allan seky ......... others
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Today let's remember our friends who used to protect us while we were sinning
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Ok
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We are aware of a post containing alleged salary information of our staff. This information is inaccurate. Protecting our people's privacy is a top priority, and our systems are designed to prevent such leaks. #FightFakeNews #NextMediaUG
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Rain was much here at the airport 😂
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But where do these guys get the guts of displaying money faaa in the city🥴
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Laba Gonya 😂
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Kayz admiring his agemates who made it already 😂😂😂
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2 years
What insults have you ever heard from a conductor
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Add him on the drone list he tweeted nile_biri
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But who is the owner of this building near NUP offices, the guy copied everything even colors oba yaba langi wafe 😂
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PLE thread. Mine ENG 6 SCI 1 MTC 1 SST 1 Total+++ 9 ++++
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Gig plugs running to my DM after seeing my 761.1k followers and google rankings😂😂
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One word to describe your mum
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It's nolonger Alien skin vs pallaso, the battle has changed😂 Galaxy fm vs Radio 4 Galaxy TV vs Next media Balaam Bob vs Balaaam Ateenyi Soon becoming NUP vs NRM 😂 #SityaDangerConcert
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Gano amatako mode ki 🤷‍♂️😂
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Jackie chan and this old man made us think a drunkard can win a fight. But what was the name of that old man😂
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Given a chance to talk to H.E Y.K Museveni the president of Uganda what can u tell him🤔.
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How can I reduce the size of my cucumber 😪. People are running away from me
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Ray G 2k subs on YouTube 😂 Ray G. Fresh kid
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Panda 🐼 leero alinye yamaje😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 People Don't sleep wake up
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Between landlord kabogoza and Mulokole who nails it better in mizigo express comedy series
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How is this called
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Guys which lines do u use wen denying pregnancy. Help a bro😂
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Temumpisako kalimu bwegaba nga'matuufu😔
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Okakasa amawulire matuufu? 😬
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Before I start this business how much is a kilogram of plastics.
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U buy for her minutes and again you call to confirm if she has received them. Mulina love😂😂😂
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Kasita Rickman chewed many times
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Bargaining in Kampala is fun😂. Me: how much is this shoe👞 Vendor: 250k but 230k last Me: Nkuwa 20k Vendor: Add some 100k to make 120k Me: ngenze"I have gone" Vendor: Leeta sente boss😂😂 Drop yours 😂
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Alien acted mature it's pallaso who wanted to ashame Alien coz he was becoming famous and pallaso had aka man on heart 😂😂
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Finally chubby lady in the first frame finally found
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People be like I saw Jesus in my dreams 😂😂😂😂
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Driving permit road test should be done on Salama Road. If u can drive on this road you get your permit 😂 #KampalaPotholeExhibition
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Sperm cramps are underrated. But so painful 😓
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Who else calls this water spice diana😂
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Age is just a number has been sentence to 7yrs in prison for defilement 😂
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What do u remember about those chemistry practicals
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I failed to believe this man🤦🏽‍♂️
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Have you ever eaten on these insects 🤔
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Naye ladies these small bags sometimes they funny on you.
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Our war analysts have said Kenya has one tank
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To what extent do u trust house maids
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I have been with women naye @Aisha11ug you can moan 🤤
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Are you in a relationship ?. Or u can explain
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Ku small gate kitokota😂😂😂
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I lost my main account 😭. Follow me here on my backup account 😭🤦🏽‍♂️☺️.
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Begin this new week by taking your children to DNA test.
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School dropouts to graduates
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Guess the words he said before trying this😁
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Safina aged 70yr gave birth to twins this week. She is a Ugandan
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Today I got balloons, happy birthday to me 🎂
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My new gal friend always praises her ex😥. Am not seeing future in our relationship, what should I do ba people
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Have you ever rode a dry pussy.
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Are prisoners paid for the work they do when they are still inmates?
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But who is to blame for Ugandan music not crossing boarders. Could it be lyrics or promotion🤔.
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Some legends have started dating holiday makers😂😂🙌
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When you dream dogs chasing you, wat does it mean?
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It's my Birthday on Easter what a coincidence. 🎉🎊🎊🎉
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This goes to all arcade guys in town who always pull our hands to divert us to your shops. Mutama🚮
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Shall we survive in this Kampala of ours🐊🐊😂😂
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In secondary, ballers think they are semi_gods😂.
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Nowadays men get married only to get someone to wash their clothes for free
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After breaking a plate. Whites : Oooh sorry Ugandan mums: kilabe ebiso, olinga ne tako lya Bafana😂
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It's more active than the main gate 😂
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Some waist beads look like ropes 😁 on chubby gurls
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Grand entrance
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Stake your rent on Tottenham win. You might become a land lord
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Pick a phone and call your mum if she is still alive. Let's not live a regretful life
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So in church camera men can't be possessed by the spirits 🤔.
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How science teachers are looking at SWASA graduates. Things real change.
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Can you refund money that was sent on your phone mistakenly.
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God: So Judas you spent all the betrayal money on women and beer 🍻😂
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City Tycoons after setting Owino on fire inorder to get land for arcades 😏
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Am here watching a non translated movie😆 but am seeing guys fighting i dont know yevin the cause😂.
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She claims to be 21. But my Google says something else 😂😂
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All You need is scrap to Qualify for being a radio and phone mechanic in Uganda😂
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People who do weekly HIV tests will get what they be looking for someday.
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Apart from "My boss" which others titles do Kampala people call you
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Road for sale. Am selling public property😂
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Aisha obulungi bwo ndaba osaana kuba queen👑 Nze bino byegamba nkuggamba kuva in💘
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Have you ever asked yourself why u are single. If yes what was the answer?
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I stand with her and Uganda Airlines 😂. We came in this world to enjoy life
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But do you think about life after death. Oba u think it's not deya
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Who is supposed to thank after sex
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In our village whenever they see you coming from Kampala they expect you to be carrying Bread🥪😂
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My landlord's new baby looks like me😂. Now he has sat outside my doorway nange singenda zukuka💪
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But for sure I can plug 🙌🙌🙌🙌
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Someone who has ever bought a car help us ask Google. Nze bangobye😏
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Ba people what's the current price of a kidney.
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Alert: Nowadays people use witchcraft to steal. Like you get possed and take all you have to them mostly at campus.
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If you owned a smart phone by this tym and u still use android. Simanyi kyoyagala munsi
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