Mothmanna
@AnnaHider
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A strong, proud, beautiful trash can
Tennessee, USA
Joined May 2011
Early Valentine’s celebration with Publix cake slices and police body cam videos 💕
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Famous lefties: Da Vinci Tesla Einstein Mozart Famous righties: George W. Bush Hitler Donald Trump
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I just saw an ad on the tv for Krystal. It’s a sign from god that I need to get some.
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We’re obsessed with trying to find out if our son is left handed or normal
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Congrats to everyone who was royalty in a past life because I’m pretty sure this is the first lifetime that I’ve made it past the age of 12
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Being stuck in traffic with Cuban food and having to smell the delicious scents is cruel and unusual punishment
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Gladiator II is all dudes in skirts being thrown around… so there has to be a Gladiator II butthole cut out there somewhere and we deserve it
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I need to fold laundry and eat so my infant son is watching Reba McEntire music videos
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I’m a connoisseur of bagged salad kits. Probably the nation’s foremost expert on them.
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I’ve become like the dad in my big fat Greek wedding but about Gatorade instead of windex
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The most upset I’ve ever seen @TheGreyBrandon was earlier today when I told him I was replacing the sausage with broccoli in a recipe he requested
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Best spooky/paranormal/cryptid YouTube channels that arent super shallow and basic?
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