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Parser in a tweet:
import Control.Monad.State
import Control.Applicative
import Data.List
data T = T [T] deriving Show
ch c = mfilter (== c) $ StateT uncons
parens = T <$ ch '(' <*> many parens <* ch ')'
parse = runStateT
-- $> parse parens "(()())"
-- Just (T [T [],T []],"")
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@BtcBasi
@danielstucke
@petergyang
remember that it is probably mostly paraphrased from something it has already seen before. it is still super impressive, but it didn’t come up with any of its arguments on its own.
it’s more like an extremely sophisticated search engine that can paraphrase and combine results
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@1lexxi
@BtcBasi
@danielstucke
@petergyang
yes, that is true, but there is more to knowledge than that. this is more like memorizing facts than actually understanding them and drawing conclusions in new situations
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@dirtcup_art
@elonmusk
He's 47. He was 16 when The Legend of Zelda was released. He wrote and sold his first video game when he was 12. He's as much of a gamer as anyone else. He was a gamer before most people here were born.
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@BenDiFrancesco
“I really mean this: every salesperson worth their salt should drop everything else and start selling opium. The upside is enormous. There is almost no downside. If opium disappears you're still a salesperson, i.e. HIGHLY employable by almost every company on the planet.”
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@MoisesAchoo
@realDonaldTrump
Nah, this is more like how a 10 year-old caught with his hand in a cookie jar speaks. "I didn't do it! And my brother shouldn't have snitched on me!"
It's not possible to make yourself look more guilty even if you tried.
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@njt1995
@LaComtesseJamie
I am impressed how many strange things people pretend that the first amendment includes. No, the first amendment doesn't include The Right to be Lied To.
The First Amendment is about preventing the government from restricting your free speech more than absolutely necessary.
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@xDeimosGG
I think people should be able to survive regardless of their skill level. Is that too much to ask?
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@DevoHEX
@fightfortheftr
@BikiniBodhi
Not
An
American
But
Still
Care
Not as much, but:
1. I don't want the US to set a bad precedent
2. It still indirectly affects me since so much of the internet is based in the US
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@Tarushdei
@JoshuaPotash
@Shir663399
bahaha “I rarely drive my ferrari to shop because of shit like this” 🤣
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@drooling_star
@mattxiv
I’m assuming that every single one of the reviews in the screenshot above are a joke. The “photo of me sitting in my car with sunglasses” comment made it a bit too obvious.
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@RationalEtienne
@elonmusk
@Vivek_17m
@thanr
Sounds like a huge waste to just throw away our trash and send it into the sun. There's a ton of useful resources in trash. It should be recycled.
At the very minimum, we can burn the trash for energy.
Fun fact:
In Sweden we actually import trash for that purpose.
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@MoreOrLessAMess
@such_hockey_wow
@AITA_reddit
This is why we shouldn't leave the responsibility of collage funds to parents. Just tax people sufficiently so that the state can pay tuitions. This is how it works here in Sweden and I find it ridiculous that this kind of thing is even a problem in the States.
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Parser in a Tweet:
import Control.Monad.State
import Control.Applicative
import Data.List
data T = T [T]
type Parser = StateT String
ch :: Parser Char
ch c = mfilter (== c) $ StateT uncons
parens :: Parser T
parens = T <$ ch ‘(‘ <*> many parens <* ch ‘)’
parse = runStateT
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@vronnie911
I feel like this visualization would benefit from having a fixed scale on the x-axis. If you don’t look at the numbers, it would seem like the top choice always has a constant percentage otherwise.
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@bathingbayc
"If you don't collect beanie babies, you're not going to make it!"
Do you guess ever listen to yourselves?
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@MoonsHaunted5
this is not even up for debate. it is easy to find references to if a policy like this has been in place, yet you choose to just deny it without any evidence
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@AutSciPerson
I’m proud of my mom for not tolerating similar kinds of bullshit. A teacher in 1st grade had contacted mom saying “We tried to make your son draw a chicken for over an hour but he just refused” and mom was furious “you forced him to sit through that just for a fucking chicken?!”
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@ghosttrainj
@FF8Shill
@nbcsnl
Right, the joke is that the writers have no idea of how the language they are trying to parody works?
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I have a strong feeling that the man doesn’t care about the truth ever. He only cares about what makes him look good.
In a Tuesday interview, Trump returned to maybe my favorite lie of his: "I was actually the Man of the Year in Michigan about 10 years before the election, if you can believe it."
The award doesn't exist. He has previously claimed he got it 5, 6, and 7 years before the election.
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@cnotej
@TomAandTom1
@KuchenApple
Oh right, this is what they were talking about with all their “just imagine what you can do with these stimulus money if you invest them probably”, they just didn’t know it yet.
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@ErynnBrook
In other words, in Russia, 1984 is a documentary or even mild compared to reality.
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@hodgetwins
They have a right to set terms and conditions for their service and to ban those who repeatedly violate them. By joining Twitter, Trump has accepted these rules.
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@fckeveryword
lol, which planet is elon from? "just $100 per month"
@BillyM2k
@ericnakagawa
Yeah, free API is being abused badly right now by bot scammers & opinion manipulators. There’s no verification process or cost, so easy to spin up 100k bots to do bad things.
Just ~$100/month for API access with ID verification will clean things up greatly.
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@TerraCat4
@JustSomeHobo
It doesn't matter what the literal meaning is when the subtext is that it's used as a pun on a slur.
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@SweetPotato208
@koi_crow
@Elili
@osairiel
@Ethelmonster
And if you actually have trouble reading social cues, just straight up ask. It's not that complicated.
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@TCCurrie
@equalityAlec
I assume 100% of the money from those auctions go back to the police?
I have a feeling that this problem would be a lot smaller if 0% went to the police and it all instead went to supporting the vulnerable neighborhoods.
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@randomfrequency
@ncweaver
Yet another reason to block all outgoing traffic by default on servers.
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@ashu_barot
@securitytxt
It’s always “I’ll forward this to…” not “I’ll put you in contact with…” for some reason.
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@InnerCityFish
Of course there is. If you assign a gender to a child, they might not be satisfied with it and want to change it.
Haven't you seen how upset androgynous children often are when they are called the wrong gender by other people?
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@amuendelheim
@NoodleHats
@JimmyDisMe
@JThomasAlbert
@bach_tigh
@aceofcase1
@PlurabelleG
@SarahSquirm
Oops, the smart contract was malicious and stole all your platocoins.
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I don’t understand this. Why do people have to manually register to vote in the US? Why isn’t every citizen automatically registered to vote like they are in most countries?
How do I click “I’ve been registered to vote since I was 18 please stop harassing me” on all platforms
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@DJSnM
@BettinaInclan
“The trick to flying is to throw yourself towards the ground and miss” -Douglas Adams
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@WiktorovskyM
Wtf is wrong with you? I just think you shouldn’t need a masters degree in order to survive, especially since getting one is expensive (which it shouldn’t).
I have more income than I need right now and should probably update my profile.
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@Lindelof2ii
@BadMedicalTakes
so you can call to your ancestors through your y-chromosome? which is actually paternally inherited unlike the x-chromosomes which comes from both parents
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@afivegantenna
@iamyokai
@DenmanRooke
Was it written by a 12 year old with zero understanding of the actual subjects? This is word salad.
@JisuArtist
Holy shit this post is so bad, but this is just the cherry on top of it. Do you even understand what you are talking about?
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@lavie_encode
@ParksBeerNPuns
@GrahamB47
Stop it with the weird takes spreading false rumors about autistic people! Ffs!
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@cataclysta
Even the word loitering existing at all is bullshit! Like, "let's treat standing around and doing nothing in particular as a crime."
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@fuzzychef
@benbrignell
@AmarachiAmaechi
For example
@BrendanEich
’s little scripting language for browsers.
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@JoeFlaccoelite5
@Kurgo16
@goldeygamer12
@lazulinox
@theserfstv
Maybe one of the many places with e.g. less than a quarter of the pregnancy mortality rate of the US? And more happiness and less poverty etc.
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@JUNlPER
@Tbtbtbtbtbtbkk
"first they came for the tape and i said nothing, because i'm not tape"
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@InnerCityFish
Sure, but adults get upset about being misgendered too, regardless of if they are trans or not.
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@monkey_see01
oh no, "consult with your lawyer before signing anything", the worst of all possible advice! if you believe that you might as well fall for 419 scams
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@Fred_Delicious
"Sir, do you know how fast you were going?"
"No, but I know exactly where I was."
#HeisenbergsUncertaintyPrinciple
#QuantumPhysicsJokes
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@lilja_juha
@AlanWolfson
@elonmusk
boosting the voices of those who pay and burying the voices of those who don’t? does that sound like free speech and democracy to you?
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@Mendez_1022
@RationalEtienne
@elonmusk
@Vivek_17m
@thanr
If we have teleportation tech, maybe it can also double as disintegration tech, so we can split the trash into all of its components and get back perfectly reusable materials. :)
PS. As I said, recycling is by far the best. For burning, we do of course collect and filter fumes.
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@fckeveryword
I feel personally attacked! By my own bot no less.
The robot apocalypse is nearing, the robots rebel against their masters.
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@NEtauri
@GravelInstitute
@theIMEU
The Israeli government are committing genocide within their own borders as well as outside. It doesn’t matter what the “other side” does at that point. They need to be held accountable and something needs to be done about it.
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@ioIetsgo
@ThreatNotation
@DanPovenmire
The piano is also shape-shifting. Here's a later shot from the same scene:
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@Noonlyrice
@elonmusk
@sevensixfive
@DanielleFong
“The whole idea of straight is absolutely absurd. Just because the rest of the world may have gone mad I’m not gonna start using words like straight some kind of New Speak.”
“i’m normal, not straight”
does this metaphor help you understand better?
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@Dogearedtatty
@Gornard
@Mattdavelewis
Don't Never Trust A Post Or Email Where Every Word Is Capitalised 👍
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@VicVijayakumar
@dantelex
i’d say it’s safer to not learn php, because it significantly decreases the risk of having to work on a (legacy) php codebase. like yes, you have a job, but at what cost?
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@TheEnglandMan
@bbcquestiontime
The question is badly phrased. Of course we should teach 5y olds that there are same-sex couples, but that doesn’t mean we should go into detailed sex-education any more than we do normally for children of that age.
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@Greg_Sideyr
@thegoldqueen
@SaintSluggo
Auggh! Seeing a battery bulging that much scares me a lot, despite knowing that it’s just a pillow and not actually a battery! 😱
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@ph0zyyy
@Nikko_Mernaci
@cryptomanran
In case anyone wonders and just to give proper credits, the actual author of the comic is
@nedroid
.
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@ThePrimeagen
@noconst
@mileswjohnson
none of these help with exploration though. if i don't know what i'm looking for, i can't search for the name
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@TrapHazard73
@despacitovevo_
@MarkoRaassina
As long as the porn is as wholesome and cute as these comics, I'm fine with it.
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@YearUsual
@BlueSkyKitsune
@Patterrz
@verified
i mean, that’s the point. no one is going to try to impersonate you or me. public figures are the people who need verification
they could also have done some simple steps to automate verification, e.g. by looking at credit card info, but that would’ve also denied us verification
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The file car.dll has been corrupted.
Attempting recovery…
First attempt at removing cars off the roads with neural nets. Will have to dream harder.
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@kipplekipp
@FreyjaErlings
Well, I guess it’s closed now, so they might as well use the chance to do work on it. ;)
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@actionattheend
@SC_Griffith
Oh, I just realized that the worst part of this choice of marketing is that the trope is from crime dramas.
They are literally asking for it to be misused for criminal investigations and in court.
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@humanhacker
What makes you think a harassment victim would feel safer to give the accusations directly to the abuser? Even if you are completely innocent, this would not be a defence at all.
Try to think from their perspective.
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