Anishaaaa🥂
@Anishaaaa_1
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Padhai ka pressure bhut hai se lekar work ka pressure bhut hai
Joined June 2022
Bras are so expensive I have got bras and panties for 6k aur in ladko ki chaddiyan 200 ki aati hai how? that's so unacceptable.
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Iski jagah agar koi ladka baitha hota to piche wale log bolte "side hatt bhosdi ke".
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BOOBS are like kids toys they are fun to play with, but eventually end up in the mouth.
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Girls with 5-6 boyfriends are not girls they are public toilets, "open for all".
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MC stan is the real example of once a chapri always a chapri.
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Money can't buy hahaha but it can buy aaaah aaaaaah aaaahhh.
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What the fuck is wrong with our teenagers. I respect your choices but you shouldn't flaunt your disgusting behaviour in public. I can't just tolerate this sight man how does someone put their photo instead of money on the back of the phone?.
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@westerosies “Who has better story than bran the broken” ??. Tyrion : tells bran whole story in 15 seconds lamao.
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Favorite tweet of your own?.
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Show me two actors with insane chemistry.
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Indians won't use condoms but remote ko plastic lagayenge extra protection ke liye.
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Girls can argue for straight 3 hours but 2 minutes into a blowjob and her jaw hurts.
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Bitches be using vibrator for 45 minutes and wonder why men can't make them cum. lamao that vagina is dead bro.
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All sex scenes on TV just wait for my parents to enter the room.
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@FilmUpdates Gone girl will make you think a million of times before getting a married or cheating 😂
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Toppers can send you their nudes but never send their notes.
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The only Sex Education we get in India is watching street dogs have fuck.
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Remove sex as a reason and half of the mfs don't know why they want a relationship.
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I'm getting married next month. it's small party & only few people will be invited. Don't bring any gift. just bring someone who'll marry me.
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I just wanna be his ball so I can hang with him all day 🤭.
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Say yes otherwise I'll change it 🫠
What's a pfp that most people recognize you with?.
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Some boys be unemployed & getting thier girls pregnant how tf your sperm work and you don't.
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If you sucked her tittes you will never talk shit about her now she is your mom respect her.
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Legal age to have sex is 18 becoz that's when life starts fucking us.
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People who sleep before 12am don't deserve girlfriend and boyfriend.
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@RVCJ_FB Ye wohi banda hai jisne CHAPRI mc stan ko big boss pe bulaya tha aur hum sab jante hai wo kaisi gali deta hai 🙂.
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Virginity was a marriage gift, now it has turned into a birthday gift.
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In another life, I would have really liked just doing laundry and taxes with you.
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If a boy cry for u please keep him. but if a girl cry for you, it doesn't matter they always cry.
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"Cum" is such an ugly word. "creme de la penis" sounds more better.
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Sabhi ladko se mera nivedan hai ki kisi bhi ladki ko apne dil se bahar na kre bahar thand se mar jayegi bechari.
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Mard ki taqat ka andaza uske zorr se nhi ladki ke shorr se hota hai.
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Boys can wash their face with toilet cleaner and still look good.
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Future dads if caught their kids watching porn, they will ask for link first.
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Kya fayda height badhane ka ?? pyaar toh let ke hi karna hai tumhe.
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Guys I'm not a surgeon, so don’t send your tiny dick in my DMs. I can’t do miracles.
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Bhai ye delhi wale kisi din insaan ko kurkure mein lapet ke tal denge
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Boys be talking to 6 girls at one time and saying No girl takes them seriously. SERIOUSLY ?.
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Bandar kya jaane adrak ka swad aur Jain kya jaane lahsun ka swad.
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Stupid people asking for kisses through phones wtf you gonna do with that "Muaaahh" sound ?.
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You can't recognise someone just by seeing their legs. The legs -
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Bc gym jaane wale laundo ko heart attack aa rha hai aur bidi peene wale buddhe 100 saal jee rhe hai.
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Tange uthane ke zamaane mein nakhre uthaoge to katega hi na.
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Pyaar jitna marzi andha ho jaye par chunta sirf ache dikhne wale logo ko hi hai.
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Half of the twitter is worried about dying single nd the other half is busy flirting and pretending to be single.
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Past Indian Coronavirus stats :. Cases : 44,693,506.Dead : 5,30,795.Beaten by cops with stick : 44,157,685.
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Boys with dark circles around their eyes are so cute, like come here you cute racoon.
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Brown people can't seem to find a topic to have a conversation so they start talking bullshit about others.
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People are expert at giving blowjob to pen while giving exam.
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Sabko loyal chahiye to phir mere jaise cheaters kya kre ? 🤔.
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