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Doer of things, maker of shit. Autistic as fuck. I do YouTube, fanfiction, and drugs. Elaborate shitposter. I hate people born after 10/20/06; I’m 21

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Joined April 2017
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13 days
Gonna slowly and quietly start makin the move over to Bluesky so yanno,,,, 👀 y’all should come on over too
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@PearlteaRizzy You know, I never heard the ACTUAL explanation up until now, but I always thought the reason was something fucked up like this
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3 years
If you think there is anything illegal about me spreading information about Abigail Elphick, please listen to this voice tweet. I explain New Jersey law regarding the educators and how a lot of information about them is public record, therefore, sharing that info isn’t illegal.
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4 years
@OutOfContextEv I mean this in a non SJW-y way, what’s the joke with this one? Bc pedo ass schools are actually trying to pull this shit now
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2 years
British people will watch their whole family get slaughtered and still be like "oh great heavens I don't quite fancy that"
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3 years
@MKarinajohnson I am autistic and even when I have breakdowns, I don’t tend to target unsuspecting strangers. /nbr
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2 years
I don’t give a goddamn and I’m not taking criticism. Even w/o the incest there’s so much chemistry between these two. Jolyne would have been Jotaro’s dream girl back in part 3. Imma have to start pushing the JotaJoly agenda more.
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3 years
THIS IS IJEOMA UKENTA’S OFFICIAL TWITTER ACCOUNT PLEASE GO FOLLOW AND UPLIFT (AND PRIORITIZE) BLACK VOICES
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I was banned off Tik Tok however everyone else was allowed to tell my story. I'm traumatized 😫😪😔
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2 years
WHY IS JOTARO STILL KINDA HOT IN THE FAMILY GUY ART STYLE I HATE TBIS 😭
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3 years
Are they REALLY your favorite character if you’re not sexualizing, fetishizing, feminizing, and dumbifying them?
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2 years
Wtf JotaJosu doin at da McDonals 😱🤯😳
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8 months
Surprise, bitch. Thought you seen the last of me. ✌️😗
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4 years
Boobs and cum
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4 years
Damn, maybe I still got it y’all
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4 years
In regards as to where I’ve been. I’m still the same person, but at the same time I’m not. Humans are complex creatures; we grow, we change, and for me that’s no exception. I’m still always here, I’m just sitting on the sidelines enjoying the show. Thank you all for everything.✌️
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4 years
I bet you guys are just waiting for me to make a tweet about big titties, aren't you?
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2 years
What if Stardust Crusaders opened the same as Stone Ocean and Jotaro is crying because a guard caught him fingering his butthole in his cell
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3 years
@ShanzoNoji Nah, that’s the millennials, man. Our parents (Gen X) were too busy getting divorced, racking up crippling debt, and neglecting their children to even THINK about giving us participation trophies. 👉😔👉 (You are right about the streaming though lol.)
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3 years
@jessicaa_reif @sadimmigrantkid WHY ARE YOU THE ONLY SANE PERSON IN THIS COMMENT SECTION
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3 years
@Cringetopia_ Listen, I’m not one to body shame, and I’m sincerely sorry if I am, but the 3 girls in this video look dangerously young and I get the feeling they are.
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4 years
Bella Thorne is a piece of shit for ruining OnlyFans. I call BULLSHIT on "wanting to bring awareness to the platform" and "ending the stigma around sex work". Bitch, you were just bored and couldn't find anything to do in your big ass mansion, so you decided to ruin livelihoods
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2 years
Goddammit I love proship twt, someone will post a picture of the most adorable, innocent looking anime character and caption it with “He’s such a rapist ✨☺️💕” and it’ll get hundreds of likes and people in the QRTs saying “OMG SO TRUE 😭🙌” and that’s just how shit goes lmao
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3 years
IN HONOR OF REACHING 10k BLOCKED ACCOUNTS, I’M GONNA SHOW SOME LOVE TO THE LOVELY PEOPLE I *HAVEN’T* BLOCKED that ALSO FOLLOW ME. REPLY TO THIS TWEET BELOW, AND I’LL QRT WITH SOMETHING HONEST AND POSITIVE ABOUT YOU /gen ☺️ (This only goes for people who follow me)
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4 years
I swear, y'all only care when I tweet about boobs or cum and never my new uploads or my feelings 😔
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4 years
I hate this. I fucking hate this. My ass is way too fat. Nothing fits anymore. I have the waist of a size 6 but the hips of a size 9/10. God dammit
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4 years
Horny people are the most oppressed group on this planet 😔
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2 years
Yes, I AM back. For real. No fakesies. /srs My absence started out as self-isolation from OCD, but then I had some really fucked up shit thrown on me (parenthood, theft, mfs breaking into my house, getting my ass beat) and I literally didn’t have time to be ON the internet /srs
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5 years
What fucking boomer smashed my dad’s back window out when he visited the retirement home today?
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3 years
@FionaSnapplee At this moment, I do not know. But personally, I think that whatever the reason that started all of this is irrelevant, the fact that a [black] woman who was not aggressive and was emotionally physically traumatized by a [white] woman is inexcusable and consequences must be faced
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4 years
Shout out to all the mfs who watched me when I looked like this
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4 years
Damn bitch, I live like this? 😔
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4 years
Can someone tell Ethan Klein to just shut the fuck up and take care of his kid? Boohoo, James Charles used colorblocking and similar colors to your wife’s shitty shirt design. Pipe down, Millennial, you were my least favorite YouTuber from 2016, why are you still here?
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3 years
Delusional Genshin Impact fans who call the skinniest little twink of a character “ULTRA THICK BOOBA DILF” and delusional Jojo fans who call the meatiest masculine motherfucker “so dainty 🌸” need to meet and just be terrible together.
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4 years
Someone took a fucking poop in my shower. I. Hate. The. People. In. My. House.
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3 years
I’M 18 BITCHHH I’M JOSEPH JOESTAR NOW 🤪🌟
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4 years
Retweet for cum and boobs
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3 years
GUYS I’M ACTUALLY NOT INACTIVE I’m JUST TRYING TO THROW THE CRAZED STANS OFF MY TRAIL LOL, THINGS WILL BE BACK TO NORMAL IN A FEW DAYS
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2 years
I could seriously do it. I could gaslight new, unsuspecting Jojo fans into shipping JotaJoly. There’s enough official art and out of context screenshots that make them look like a legit couple. People would prolly assign a daddy kink to them based on looks anyways. I COULD DO IT-
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4 years
Got my asscheeks pressed up against some dinosaurs right now
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4 years
Bruh I will NEVER understand you southern and midwestern mfs that go back to school in August
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4 years
Dick is Coke and Pussy is Sprite, I’m making sense, right?
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4 years
Bringing back a classic since I be losing followers *ahem* Cum and Boobs
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4 years
Obligatory post upload selfies bc the makeup was too good ✌️
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4 years
I’m being 100% serious here, is this a normal body type? I gained 30 pounds over quarantine but I’m still a size 6, but the number on the scale is a bit,, embarrassing (at least for my standards). Anyways, I’m not looking for praise or anything, just tell me if I’m fat or not.
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4 years
Just got done my first therapy session and I managed to tell my therapist all about my childhood trauma, why I wanna kms, and the fact that I don’t shave my cooch all under an hour! Love that she’s confidential and wouldn’t let this information get out to anyone else☺️
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4 years
I’m a survivor of sexual assault, and I love sex. I have clinical depression and PTSD, and tried to kms twice this year, and I like to joke about my trauma as it helps me get over it. I almost died from anorexia at 13, and now I’m working towards enjoying food.
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4 years
Hey guys, am I technically a Loli since I’m 17 but have been throwing it back since 14?
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5 years
I feel bad about leaving my cuddle position with my bf but I had to get up and poop I’m sorry Chris 😔
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THIS IS A QUESTION FOR EVERYONE WITH A PENIS: Can you cut a little tiny sliver of a mento and get a cocktail straw and funnel some Diet Coke in and make your weenie have a cummy Diet Coke volcano? Yes or no?
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4 years
It’s official guys, I’m cancelled lmao. I’m such a bigot, I’m a no good little cracker ass bitch that’s so offensive and privileged even though I’m LGBTQ, poor, a CSA survivor, and mentally ill myself. Because I’m not offended by anything and everything I’m a bad person 😱😱😱😱
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5 years
How come we don’t got capital numbers?🤔
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4 years
Kaitlyn Bennet only carries a gun so she can shoot all the meanies who make fun of her for going poopie in her undies 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡
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3 years
My 1,500 followers are an illusion. In actuality, I got probably like 6 or 7 people actually engaging. 3 who are regulars lmao. /lh
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5 years
So some embarrassing ass shit happened today where a delivery driver stood at my door for 10 minutes because I couldn’t hear them knock. Let this be a note to all future mfs that bring me food, just kick the fucking door in and demand your pay, it’ll save a lot of time.
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4 years
BITCH I JUST REALIZED HOW THE FUCK DID DIO ACQUIRE A MANSION? WHERE HE GETTING THIS MONEY FROM?
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4 years
Just want to say everyone born 2006 and after are the most fucking annoying people alive. Teenagers who feel sexual attraction to other teenagers aren’t pedophiles, retard. It/It’s pronouns are 100% INVALID because they’re dehumanizing. (1/2)
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2 years
I think as a whole, we need to start shitposting about our ships more - and not this millennial quirky tumblr “oh haha it’s funny bc my blorbos are being spicy lemons” or whateva tf y’all do now, I mean nonsensical shit like this
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4 years
Is this cute? Prolly not, idk lol, I’m a fuckinf gremlin and I hate brushing 2.5 feet of hair
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4 years
Who the fuck is this dancing stick figure thing that I keep seeing on my feed? Am I some kind of Zoomer Boomer or something? Why don’t I get this?? I’m angry
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2 years
✨NEW YT VIDEO PREMIERING TONIGHT AT 8 PM EST✨🎥 I am ❌NO LONGER❌ a STINKY 🤢 ICKY 🥶 YUCKY 😰 FUCKY 😵‍💫 PROSHITTER 🤮🚫🌈🍖 I will be FORMALLY APOLOGIZING for my anime buttsex crimes 😔😭 And declaring that 🐬MAGOJIJI📸 is ILLEGAL 🙅🏻‍♀️ AND WRONG 😤 (/j)
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4 years
Balls.
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4 years
Important announcement coming at 8 PM EST
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4 years
“Yare Yare Daze” is just Japanese “Zoo Wee Mama”
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2 years
Moots, like/reply to this if you wanna be in my Twitter circle‼️🗣️ I want to tweet so many fucked up things about Jotaro Kujo (and his daughter) that I don’t want to be publicly on the hook for and I’m not making a priv so yeah 🤷🏻‍♀️
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4 years
You know what? I’m VERY problematic. And that’s okay. I’m 17, the fuck you want out of me? Eat my clit, you fucking doo doo dunderhead.
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4 years
Now that I’m back to being a big gay jojo youtuber, I think it’s time I finally update my pfp
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4 years
Y’all, one of my favorite porn artists interacted with me. Today was a good day.
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4 years
I can't stand a "no nsfw" ass bitch. Like lmao,, okay, get off the internet, fuckhead. Don't tell me what I can and can't post; be it Twitter, Snap, Discord, anything. Sorry that sex grosses you out so much, I'm not responsible for that though, am I?
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4 years
My last meal for 16 really was a fucking glizzy 😔🌭
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4 years
Bruh if you think about it, all sandwiches are the same. You put some shit in some shit and then boom, you got a sammie
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4 years
Guys, I’m going to be 100% candid and honest with you, I’m retarded.
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4 years
What a nice, refreshing beverage 💦💦💦
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What the hell? There was a sesame seed on my ass
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2 years
Joseph in the aviator shades 🥰
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4 years
SO MY BIRTHDAY (17 for anyone who cares) IS ON THURSDAY AND MY MOM LITERALLY CALLED ME ASKING WHAT I WANT ON MY CAKE AND SHE SAYS “You want ‘mmm Penis music’ or whatever that stupid shit is that you send me” AND IM STILL NOT OVER IT GNDBDBSHDA ((almost said yes to it. almost.))
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4 years
Bruh,, I canNOT stop farddin and shiddin. I hate this 😭😭😭😭
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4 years
Oop-
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4 years
Just saw somebody call Jreg a “cynical political twink”
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4 years
Spare 7 followers? 🥺👉👈
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2 years
My favorite part of Stardust Crusaders is where Joseph pumped a fat load of grandpa jizz into Jotaro’s pussy what do you mean that didn’t happen
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4 years
OH FUCKING GOD DAMMIT I HAD ONE OF THOSE INTRUSIVE THOUGHTS AGAIN AND I FUCKING REMEMBERED HOW I BARFED ON MY BF WEE WEE LAST CHRISTMAS GODDAMMIT IM KMS
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4 years
Went to the city today ❤️🥰
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4 years
Oh fuck look what I just found...
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4 years
Damn, some of y’all are a little too racist for my taste, hopping in my DMs saying #BlackLivesMatter makes you “uncomfortable” 😐
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4 years
Call me a dumb hoe but
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4 years
“Juju on that beat” is unnecessarily funny to me. I don’t even have to look at the memes, I’ve been in the dark for the past 20 minutes whispering “Juju on that beat” then proceeding to HOWL over and over again.
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2 years
NOOOO 😭😭😭 I BOUGHT A DOUJINSHI THAT WAS LITERALLY ADVERTISED AS JOTARO X JOSEPH BUT I JUST GOT IT IN THE MAIL TODAY ONLY TO FIND OUT IT WAS JOTAKAK OTAKU REPUBLIC YOU GOT ME FUCKED UUUUUPPPPP‼️😭🤧🤬
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5 years
I dreamt that I was put on trial for saying ‘Fuck’ and every instance in which you say it adds another 20 years to your sentence
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4 years
WHO WAS GON TELL ME WE TURNED THE CLOCKS BACK LAST NIGHT TF IT’S 4:57 AND THE SUN ALREADY SET I DAMN NEAR SHIT MYSELF 💀💀💀💀
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2 years
Rohan whenever Josuke speaks
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