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Fan of Family, Life, and Sports | Tweet from the gut, pray from the knees | Improve everyday | Offended? Feel free to unfollow ✌🏼

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Live look at the @pac12 media negotiations:
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I’m sorry, but Sha'Carri Richardson was banned from competing in the Olympics because of weed. If the IOC lets Kamila Valieva (and ROC) keep her Gold and compete after using a PED, we got problems.
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@TrungTPhan Yeah. If a phone can’t withstand being run over by a semi-truck, it’s a hard pass for me as well.
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@TLDR99 @AP Actually, you might want to check your facts. Kavanaugh has been questioned more by this committee than any other SCOTUS nominee. Create your own facts, that’s cool I guess.
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@netflix Neil is the parent that tells you Santa Clause isn’t real when you’re only 4 years old.
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@BoKnowsNews Why aren’t people criticizing Biden for attacking the press like this? 😂
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Just think, if Coastal Carolina beats BYU it’ll be the Ute’s best football victory of 2020.
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I don’t ever want to hear anything about Provo ever again….
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Make. This. Happen.
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@Snowden If you mean “killing American citizens with drones” by “caressing his reflection”, then I think we’re talking about the same person.
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This is one of the best catches of the college football season. My goodness!!
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Even a woman played in a Power Conference before BYU.
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@WorldWideWob I wish it would have been Crawford to call this one. Can you imagine?
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@nocontextcfb We simply cannot allow someone who wears Sketchers to decide the college football playoff.
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I think it’s a bit of a knee-jerk reaction by BYU to what Utah is doing with their helmet design this week, but it’s kinda cool.
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@AP I’d say it’s more about accused vs accuser than gender roles. 🤷🏻‍♂️
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@TLDR99 @AP And please...spare me the “Hillary is unflinching in her behavior...”
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Before you talk shit on Utah’s near win against an amazingly talented team in the Rose Bowl, remember your team lost to UAB. Be kind, folks.
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A quiet reminder that BYU did beat Utah. And BYU is the better team. That is all. No more analysis or mental gymnastics to work to that conclusion.
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@WSJ You know what else the cool kids are into again? Brick cell phones.
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The hubris of some fans is fascinating. Without knowing the schedule (recruiting, transfer portal, etc), it’s hard to predict this. Teams I think Utah will struggle with the minute they join: - Kansas State - Baylor - TCU - Oklahoma State - UCF - BYU
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Well… let’s all be honest, from the minute the Utes are admitted to the @Big12Conference , @Utah_Football will be the favorite to win that conference. And it’s not even close.
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BYU is 5-0 and I still don’t feel like they’ve played up to their potential.
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The fact that Zach Wilson made it 10 games as the Jets QB without suffering a major injury has to net him some MVP votes this year.
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Just noticed BYU and Notre Dame both have to find a game in 2022. And both have an opening on October 8th that year. Notre Dame still owes a home game to BYU.
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@TLDR99 @AP This was why she was telling the Senate committee “why does it matter” that Americans were killed in Benghazi.
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I understand why Utah fans are upset. Kid from BYU is a bonafide Heisman candidate and getting National exposure, while your team had their first scrimmage today this late in October. Don’t blame Zach Wilson. Blame Larry Scott.
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This popped up during Bama-Georgia. #GoCougs
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@Saints @BYUfootball I actually found the real audio of this presser.
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Greatest. BYU. Catch. Ever.
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@smoothjazznmore Being a minor doesn’t make you immune from following the rules. These are world class athletes with millions dumped into developing their talents and building their brands.
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Puka could be the best WR to come out of the state of Utah.
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Who knows. You be the judge.
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Two questions simultaneously going through my head: 1) How did BYU beat Baylor? 2) How did BYU lose to Oregon?
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If BYU does play Miami next week, we gotta make sure Ty Detmer is COVID free cuz that dude is running out the flag.
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Remember that one time UNC wanted to cancel playing Duke after this happened? Me neither.
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@DefiantLs A Defiant L witchin a Defiant L? That’s called a Defiantception. This a first?
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Have had some debates here recently about the size of BYU’s brand. Just going to drop this here…
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@WSJ “Google Maps on its way out? Why the cool kids are going back to paper maps.” - Wall Street Journal, probably.
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BYU's defense is the spouse who works two full time jobs while the other spouse (offense) stays home all day to watch reruns of Maury Povich
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Yeah...BYU would probably win the Pac12 this season.
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@Mediaite I’m sorry but Monica was preyed on by a predator. She is a victim in this whole thing. Taken advantage of by the biggest person of trust in the world.
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@MUSSemeritus Your own coach has used the term before. 😂
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@TLDR99 @AP Actually...it does. Not one time during the 40+ hours of his questioning (before today) had he acted the way he did.
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I’m starting to think the most heated rival in the state is no longer BYU vs Utah. It’s Utah fans vs Utah Local Media.
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@Katelyncko You might be right (I think you are). We don’t know. But that’s not the point. The point is she tested positive for a banned substance (one known to help figure skaters).
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Ryan Smith is the Phil Knight of BYU.
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I’ve always been surprised that we don’t have more BYU players talk like this.
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"Just putting my identity in what Christ says and who He thinks I am and who I know that He says I am." - Clemson QB Trevor Lawrence
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If Utah State loses to Weber State, they’ll never hear the end of it from BYU and Utah fans.
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@joelklatt You don’t like rewarding a team who finished 3rd in their conference a shot at the National Championship?
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BYU getting repped on the new season of Hard Knocks. The world and the NFL is BYU’s university. 🙌🏻
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It appears BYU wasn’t the only school to buy their end zone paint from the dollar store.
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BYU fans googling: “Is Tua Tagovailoa Mormon?”
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@BYUfootball This is what it’s about. Best moment of the night.
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@nypost Love this. He’s a good man. And an even better father.
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Most Insecure Fanbases in College Sports: 1. BYU 2. Boise State 3. Kansas State (end of list)
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Is this good?
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BYU and Miami next week. Here we go.
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BYU basketball after their performance this month…
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@piersmorgan False equivalency.
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So the SaltLakeJake guy just disappeared? Too funny. He told me he was saving receipts when the Pac12 came out with a better deal. Homeboy deleted tweets and it looks like he’s off twitter.
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Ryan Smith gives Jazz players bonuses for showing up to BYU sporting events.
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Is this supposed to be good?
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Since BYU is facing off vs their former QB great this week, why not sport these uniforms for the game?
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Rod Gilmore wants to know who was lifting Sitake up last week while crowd surfing? It was angels.
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When you go to USU and can’t spell...
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Two rules that are funny in college football: 1) Why doesn’t the QB get called for intentional grounding when he spikes the ball behind the center’s ass. 2) When the holder catches the ball awaiting for the kicker to kick, why isn’t he ruled down because his knee is touching.
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@rudygobert27 Truth bomb
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I don’t know why everyone is complaining. BYU made it on a Fox Sports graphic.
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Nothing got past them 💪 ❌
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I honestly think Utah fans are more upset Colorado lost than Colorado fans.
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Pete Sousa chiming in on who his dark horse is to win the Big12. Hint: It’s BYU.
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The highlight of BYU's basketball season was Jimmer signing with the Suns.
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I don’t know about you, but I think it would be awesome to have TCU, Baylor, and BYU in the same conference.
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This is a very very very unselfish BYU basketball squad. I don’t know what’s happened between last year and now, but Pope has them vibing.
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SUU’s Fitzgerald is an idiot if he thinks last years Utah team was only a few plays from the college football playoff. Is he right about BYU being an “okay” team? Probably. But the level of bitchiness for this coach is a 10.
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Just finished family prayer and instead of saying “Amen” at the end, my youngest just said “Dilly Dilly.” Not sure how I feel.
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I’m telling you now, BYU is going to ruin Texas’ championship hopes and Christmas for the program.
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It would be funny for Zach and Kyle to reenact this photo on Saturday.
@sltribsports
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It would be tough to find a family redder than Draper's Wilson clan. Mike played for Ron McBride, son Zach logged summers at Utah's football camp and the family has had Ute season tickets for decades. Now? They all cheer for the blue. Especially the QB.
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I bet Utah had more fans in the Swamp than UCLA had total in the Rose Bowl.
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It’s👏🏻okay👏🏻for👏🏻fans👏🏻to👏🏻be👏🏻pissed👏🏻that👏🏻their👏🏻team👏🏻sucks
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Looks pretty real to me.
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@redsteeze Does Biden’s PR team not think these things through?
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If you don’t think Luke Staley was one of the best at BYU, I seriously question your knowledge of football.
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This is hilarious. Also…Tony Altimore needs to delete his account.
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Can’t wait to see Zach Wilson in the NFL next year and doing State Farm commercials.
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That face you give when you won’t answer a question you know will hurt you in the polls but your debate opponent keeps asking... #VPDebate
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When you’re driving and check the ESPN app to see that Zach Wilson stat line...
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BYU is just the superior school at sports in Utah right now. Having a good year.
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Don’t worry, Michigan…Ohio State fans will be saying they have the better team in a few weeks from now.
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🚨🚨BREAKING🚨🚨 Penn State accused of cheating. And Jimmer Fredette is to blame. #NCAA #PennState
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Yes. They tweeted this.
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The SLTrib be like: “LDS church mission policy forces Young minority to forfeit $200K.”
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Church News
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Rugby star forfeits $200,000 contract to serve LDS mission
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I am one of the biggest opponents of the BYU Independent Project. But to blame what’s happening with this year’s football season on being Independent is an incoherent conclusion. No one could have predicted this COVID cluster we’re in.
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This kid from Corner Canyon just laid out Skidmore from Roy. Ouch.
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@joewheat27 @gregwrubell There are too many great Greg calls to count. But if I had to…
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BYU in the first half vs BYU in the 2nd half.
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Has the transfer portal ruined bowl games?
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@Soviet_raccoon_ Rules were still broken. What precedent is being set if there are no consequences?
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