Andy Kalmowitz
@AndyKalmowitz
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Writin’ about cars @Jalopnik | Child of @PIX11News | @DailyCollegian DME many moons ago | Sasquatch Liaison | PSU '19 | he/him
Jersey Boy in NYC
Joined October 2023
RT @MeganBitchell: The happy couple who immediately gets together and has a total of 7 minutes of screen time as a couple is much more inte…
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This makes me want to do 3>4 shifts over and over again
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Just watched a pawn shop commercial on Peacock. Feels like a 30 Rock joke
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Does he… want us to fuck Twitter
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Sharpay after setting the plot of High School Musical in motion by getting Gabriella involved with the Scholastic Decathlon
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High School Musical but Nadine from Twin Peaks is also in the play
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RT @legotrillermoth: me watching Twin Peaks The Return any time my favorite character isn’t on screen
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I just know Cybertruck owners are BUMPIN Kanye this morning
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RT @alysonkshave: tim robinson was absolutely right to say this about tr*mp hosting SNL lol. thank you tim robinson. i love you always http…
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RT @RadishHarmers: Oh wow. He did a homework project in college. He got an A in a college coding class. I didn't realize. I never knew such…
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Vaxxed?
BREAKING: 82 year old Senator Mitch McConnell just fell down the stairs while departing the Senate
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