Fuck off football, we can't have any joy or spontaneity, VAR will put a dead hand on that. How can anyone celebrate a goal in the ground anymore?

At last! 😄

@oldmudgie @anon_opin Went past the old BAT building in Woking today, now dwarfed by the idiot high rise tower blocks that have put the council £2billion in debt, well done everyone.

RT @anon_opin: People who hold their phones like a tray in front of their face and speak into it are always tossers. There are no exception…

@BusterSynapse Could well be, let's hope their aim is accurate.

@Easts_Dolphins @jimmaxcricket Have Eastlands lost Greenland bowled Trump?

...cow's arse with a banjo .

...cow's arse with a banjo #marcussmith

@AtTheBridgePod @LondonsFirst_ Glass vase, no point keeping him,sell him whilst we can get something for him.

@WBarberTaylor @twlldun Will noone think of Rocky?

@DanielSasr I think you are blocked.

@fesshole Not going to the gym will sort all that out.

@diamondgeezer Think I'll pass.

I thought we'd lost the Tory shill on #Newscast

Arteta the nearly man.

RT @UyghurStop: Today marks the 28th anniversary of the Ghulja Massacre. Read the statement from our Executive Director, @MahmutRahima, an…

Sounds an absolute riot 🤔

@RevRichardColes Ooh, matron!