Stuff My Brain Thinks..
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My first mistake was assuming everyone is normal. Oops.
Glorious Canada!
Joined July 2018
Dateline victims are always "the nicest, happiest" people. That's why I play it safe by being an absolute nightmare to everyone at all times. #Dateline
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"Dark shirt guys face light shirt guys. Whistle blows. 7 seconds of activity. Whistle blows. Fun over. Repeat 74 times." - Me, watching Super Bowl #SuperBowl #HalfTimeShow #ChiefsKingdom #EaglesNation
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Me: "Oh man, this guy on Dateline totally did it! Just look at that face!" You: "Umm, that's actually the detective investigating the case." Me: "Oops. I'm cut off." #Dateline #DatelineNBC
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Wondering how Grammys are gonna disrespect 'In Memoriam' tonight. My bet is on 'bad song, small photos, sporadic applause.' "Baby needs a new pair of shoes!" #GRAMMYs #Grammys2025 #GrammyAwards
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Is this tonight's 90 Day Fiance Pillow Talk episode or Hell's waiting room?! #90DayFiance #90FiancePillowTalk
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My favorite part of 90 Day Fiance Tell All was at the end. Like, umm, the fact it finally ended. #90DayFiance #90DayFianceTellAll #90dayfiancebeforethe90days
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Raise your hand if you'd like to see Vanja replace Shaun Robinson as host of next season's 90 Day Fiance Tell All... #90DayFiance #90DayFianceTellAll #90dayfiancebeforethe90days
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@TMZ This girl needs to just stop talking. Like, umm, shut her yap & take her fake t*ties away from social media. And she has kids?!
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When you think you're gonna get an episode of Sister Wives and it ends up being a 90 Day Fiance Tell All Watch Party! #90DayFiance #BeforeThe90Days #90dayfiancebeforethe90days
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Niles, gotta cool down with his 'put 'em up, put 'em up' bravado. For his own sanity. Shaun doesn't intervene. She just makes sure there's a signature on that check. #90DayFiance #BeforeThe90Days #90dayfiancebeforethe90days
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Whoa. Didn't have 'Josko being the biggest douche this season' on my 90 Day Fiance Bingo Card. I owe you a Coke. #90DayFiance #BeforeThe90Days #90dayfiancebeforethe90days
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I think Vanja might be a good 90 Day Fiance Tell All host. She's funny, unlucky in love & obviously a sh*t disturber. Hey @TLC! #90DayFiance #BeforeThe90Days #90dayfiancebeforethe90days
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Tiger Lily: "It's so adorable that not only do you verbally abuse me but the way you verbally abuse total strangers is sooo sexy." Adnan: "Thank you baby. Now shut up." #90DayFiance
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"I wasn't even thinking about the fact I was posting in a towel on Tik Tok." - Girl who definitely was aware she was posting in a towel #48Hours
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Only on Dateline are people always just randomly walking around their houses bleeding profusely... #Dateline
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Dateline Viewers: "What a gorgeous home." Me: "Oh man, imagine raking all those leaves?!" #Dateline #DatelineNBC
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Hicks: "Hey, don't stereotype us!" Also Hicks: Refuse meds, smoke 2 packs of cigarettes a day & drink 12 Mountain Dews down by the fire pit... #Dateline #DatelineNBC
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