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Award winning author, amateur mangrove trash collector, and PR professional

Joined August 2019
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3 years
I probably spent way too much time on this
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2 years
Everything north of the stadium, including Canada, is just Broward
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1 year
Hell no
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5 months
Removing another 80 pounds of trash from Miami's mangroves on a blisteringly hot day. 23,800 pounds removed over 138 days
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2 years
Hialeah con corbata
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2 years
Knock knock
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Did we miss anything?
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2 years
My friends and I spent yesterday hiking 14 miles roundtrip to remove 95 pounds of trash from the Coastal Prairie Trail, one of the Everglades’ toughest and most remote trails
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1 year
My favorite part about Miami’s ongoing Trump indictment protests are all the out of town Trumpers complaining about hearing Spanish everywhere when sooooo many of those speaking Spanish are also diehard Trumpers
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1 year
And in it goes
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8 months
And you've gone full Nazi clown
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2 years
Miami according to recent arrivals
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Did I miss anything?
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1 year
According to the @washingtonpost , rent increased 26.3% in Miami Dade County since 2019. We are the most rent-burdened metropolitan area in the country but thank God for all those crypto conferences, stadiums, spider bridges, and luxury high rises
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3 years
Final trash tally of the day: 485 pounds. Time to get it all ashore
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9 months
Lol when the billionaires start gentrifying the millionaires out of Miami
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1 year
We defraud where you vacation
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4 months
Another 345 pounds of trash removed from Miami’s mangroves. 24,970 removed over 143 days
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4 months
Una pila de payasos
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4 months
These hands spent the day removing 465 pounds of trash from the mangroves
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4 months
This was one of my hardest mangrove cleanups in years: 380 pounds of trash removed from several abandoned camps that included solar panels, long-dead battery arrays, a chainsaw, umbrellas, fishing rods, and tarps. 24,625 pounds removed over 143 days
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1 month
26,005 pounds of trash removed from Miami's mangroves over 148 days
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1 month
I just spent an hour walking around Wynwood, which was a mistake. This place has turned into the Disneyland version of an arts district
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4 months
Another 135 pounds of trash removed from Miami’s mangroves. 24,015 pounds removed over 140 days
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2 years
Updated Miami Monopoly board
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1 year
We removed over 1,000 pounds of trash from the Everglades today
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3 years
My buddies and I picked up another 135 pounds of trash from Virginia Key’s North Point
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1 year
Lit the velita
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4 months
And in it goes
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3 years
My friends and I spent Saturday removing 135 pounds of trash from South Florida’s coastal habitats. 16,285 pounds removed over 109 days.
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2 years
We’re stuck in traffic where you vacation
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2 months
Marine rope does terrible damage to Florida's sensitive marine environments and is one of the most common types of trash I find in the mangroves. 25,840 pounds of trash removed over 146 days.
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1 year
Today I removed 110 pounds of trash from Crandon Park, Key Biscayne, including a massive marine trap. 22,135 pounds removed in total
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2 months
¿Dónde está la mentira?
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3 years
I’ll say it again for the people in the back. Stop. Releasing. Balloons. They don’t go to heaven. They don’t go to space. They fall in the ocean and mangroves where they kill local wildlife.
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5 months
I spent the morning removing another 85 pounds of trash from Miami’s mangroves. 23,880 pounds removed over 139 days
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2 years
The highest two rates of Obamacare enrollees in the country
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2 years
My buddy and I removed 510 pounds of trash from the mangroves yesterday. If you want to help, join us next Saturday for a group cleanup in Historic Virginia Key Park
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4 months
Te jodiste
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2 years
Today I accomplished something I had on my bucket list since I was a teenager: bike 102 miles the length of the Oversees Highway from Key Largo to Key West
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2 years
My picks for the former FTX Arena’s new sponsor: 1. Santa’s Enchanted Forrest 2. Valsán 3. Florida Center for Cosmetic Surgery 4. Churchill’s (RIP) 5. Alex Hanna 6. ¡Ño Qué Barato! 7. ¡Ño Qué Caché! 8. Rainbow 9. Palacio de los Jugos 10. Café la Llave
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4 months
Little known fact
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1 year
¡Comunista!
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5 months
I've removed literal tons of trash from this protected beach more than a dozen times, but boaters keep trashing it. I'm worried about what it'll look like after Memorial Day weekend. If you're a boater, please pick up any trash you see, even if you didn't leave it.
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3 years
I’m currently standing on a spoil island with 385 lbs of trash I spent the day collecting and no way to get to shore bc some asshole stole my kayak. Waiting on a county boat to pick me up. Also, it’s raining.
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4 months
I've cleaned Bear Cut's pocket beach more than a dozen times. Signs are posted every 30 feet that say "No Trespassing." Yet, every weekend, you'll find dozens of boats unloading hundreds of people who absolutely trash this fragile nature preserve.
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2 years
Nope
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That'll hold
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2 years
Plot twist!
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3 months
You want the pub sub or not?
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2 years
My buddy and I spent the morning removing 140 pounds of trash from Virginia Key’ North Point. Exactly 22,000 pounds removed in total
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4 months
Yesterday, I removed 310 pounds of trash from an abandoned camp in the middle of Bear Cut Nature Preserve. This is illegal dumping in an off-limits habitat, but it happens all the time. 24,970 pounds removed over 144 days in total.
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1 year
Cuban Americans are an eminently “gettable” demographic for Democrats. The only question is whether the party is willing to do the work to get them.
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3 years
If Miami’s economy depends on tourism and the tourism sector depends on service workers, then where in the good Lord’s name are they going to live if we keep demolishing affordable housing to build luxury condos?
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1 year
A quick guide
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29 days
Yesterday I found a homemade raft in the mangroves. As the son of Cuban refugees, this hits especially hard. I just hope that whoever used it got to their destination safely
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26,260 pounds of trash removed from the mangroves over 149 days
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2 years
Lmaooooo!!!
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2 years
Meri Crima!
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2 years
Still waiting…
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19 days
You'll catch on, Marky
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5 months
Another 70 pounds of trash removed from Miami’s mangroves on an ungodly hot day. Now comes the hard part of trekking it out
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6 months
In Miami, affordable housing programs for struggling locals is communism but dropping billions of taxpayer dollars to build socialized stadiums for professional sports teams is capitalism
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1 year
I’m getting pretty tired of saying it, but STOP RELEASING BALLOONS. They don’t go to heaven. They fall in the ocean or mangroves where they kill animals living there
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2 years
You’ll catch up, Marky
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1 year
This was the ocean temperature as recorded by my Garmin watch during my mile-long swim off Key Biscayne, FL today. It was like swimming in a jacuzzi.
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4 months
80% to 100% accurate
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3 months
YAYYYYY!!!!!
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2 months
It'll be fun!
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9 months
Today I accomplished a goal I set years ago: bike 114 miles on gravel, dirt, and asphalt completely around Lake Okeechobee in a single day
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2 years
Another 510 pounds of trash removed from the mangroves. 19,105 removed over 114 days
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3 years
Pouring it on!
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3 years
I removed 17,450 pounds of trash from South Florida’s coastline, including 1,000 pounds directly from the ocean floor
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4 months
Sorry, Mary...
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3 years
Another 1,050 pounds of trash removed from the mangroves. 18,500 pounds overall
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11 months
AND KEEP THE GOVERNMENT OUT OF MY MEDICARE!!!
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11 months
Every day is Lechón Day
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4 months
Every time
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1 year
Several tons of trash removed from the Everglades today
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7 months
No peeking!
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4 months
They're terrible for the natives
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5 months
Just another friendly reminder that released balloons don’t go to heaven. They fall into the ocean and mangroves, where they kill wildlife
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2 months
Busses are comunist
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2 years
With our powers combined… we get another fucking stadium
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7 months
Lolololol...
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2 years
Hard pass
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2 years
No better way to spend the weekend than by removing 140 pounds of trash from sensitive coastal habitats
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2 years
Sounds about right
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8 months
Miami's official pronoun
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2 years
Stop releasing balloons. I’m tired of removing these things from the mangroves bc you wanted them to go to heaven or some shit
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2 years
Bippity boppity boo!
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The first step is acknowledging you have a problem
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11 months
Updated Honest Miami Monopoly Board
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10 days
Received, filled out, and mailed my election ballot all on the same day. Go vote, people!
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1 year
We removed 745 pounds of trash from the mangroves this morning at the @miami_freedom cleanup! 23,025 pounds removed over 136 days
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11 months
My mom trolling me hard
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8 months
Hialeah efficiency it is
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9 months
I truly appreciate @nbc6 and @MyriamT51 highlighting my efforts to combat the deterioration of Miami's mangrove forests by removing 24,000 pounds of trash from these sensitive keystone habitats
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