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@AndresManuel_L
endy 🌻
5 years
I met a lot of v rude customers today, ty to those who treat their servers w kindness, u r superstars ☆〜(ゝ。∂)
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@AndresManuel_L
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5 years
Shout out to everyone participating in Lent this season. Not religious but you guys make Fridays at a Korean BBQ so slow and I thank you
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@AndresManuel_L
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5 years
Oh fuck I still haven't done Garrett's Summer work
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@AndresManuel_L
endy 🌻
3 years
Hope my future girl had her back blown out beautifully today, stay winning queen and enjoy the second best dick of your life 🥰
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@AndresManuel_L
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3 years
Nati appreciation post 💞
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@AndresManuel_L
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4 years
She woke me up with her FaceTime and yelled “Oh wrong Andy” before hanging up
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@AndresManuel_L
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3 years
When I die I want to be cremated and have my ashes thrown down Dua Lipa’s toilet. Do not flush I REPEAT, do not flush until you have confirmation she peed on me or I swear to god I’ll haunt you till the day you die. I’m annoying as hell irl you don’t wanna deal with ghost me.
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@AndresManuel_L
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4 years
One of the main things I miss as a server was seeing people from school on their kbbq dates it was really cute, plus I could kick it at your table just chatting it up without getting scolded by a manager.
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@AndresManuel_L
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4 years
i wanna be him again :) (shouts out Efrain i think)
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@AndresManuel_L
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4 years
felt like a clown re-downloading zoom this morning :/
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@AndresManuel_L
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5 years
Damn my sister has a boyfriend, knew she was dumb enough to fall for men
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@AndresManuel_L
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4 years
Held a plank for 5 seconds and my foot cramped, imma take that as a sign to never exercise again
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@AndresManuel_L
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5 years
sex is cool but dear god i'd love a day where we are fully staffed
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@AndresManuel_L
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4 years
Cashier at Lowe’s was really sweet 2 me, now I wanna build her a table for our picnics
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@AndresManuel_L
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4 years
red. 🖤
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@AndresManuel_L
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4 years
Hi
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@AndresManuel_L
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4 years
Bored as fuck, breathe on this tweet if you want me to draw you
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@AndresManuel_L
endy 🌻
3 years
if you are removed from my life (and Instagram) over the next couple weeks just know everything was your fault and you aren’t sexy
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@AndresManuel_L
endy 🌻
3 years
Just got word that the last dude who actively prayed on my downfall has been struggling with a meth addiction for the past couple years. Once again God is good 🙏🏽
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@AndresManuel_L
endy 🌻
3 years
In elementary I made fun of some kid telling him Michael Jackson died on his birthday to get out of celebrating it. Dude was a big MJ fan, I think about this and karma more often than I’d like to admit.
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@AndresManuel_L
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4 years
Lightwork, give me 40 more
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@AndresManuel_L
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4 years
just ordered 40 nuggets, gonna see how many i can eat before i KO
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@AndresManuel_L
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4 years
Get me drunk and play with my hair already
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@AndresManuel_L
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4 years
Seeing La Palma park empty this week doesn't sit right with 10yr old me
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@AndresManuel_L
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5 years
Fuck the DMV. All I did was hit ONE kid during my behind the wheel test aaaaaaaand all of a sudden my perfect run becomes an automatic failure smh 😔
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@AndresManuel_L
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2 years
A hot person who litters isn’t actually hot
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@AndresManuel_L
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4 years
day 1 of this weather and we're already eating pozole like it's cereal
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@AndresManuel_L
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3 years
Don’t know what I want from this life but I’m sure it isn’t you tf
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@AndresManuel_L
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4 years
That’s honestly the most American way to start off the new year and I hate it
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@AndresManuel_L
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4 years
dic pics for my night owls 🥵
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@AndresManuel_L
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4 years
🗣️ Link in bio
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@AndresManuel_L
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4 years
damn I posted those selfies and lost followers
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@AndresManuel_L
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4 years
I want to hoe around but I don’t want rona. I guess the hardest choices DO require the strongest wills 😔
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@AndresManuel_L
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4 years
Looking back at it Anaheim Achieves was stupid lit
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@AndresManuel_L
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4 years
Sick so now we are back to square 1 because America just had to be America
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@AndresManuel_L
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4 years
just wear a fucking mask
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@AndresManuel_L
endy 🌻
5 years
God made me both stupid and an over thinker wtf pick a lane
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@AndresManuel_L
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4 years
FUCK I SLEPT THROUGH A FINAL
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@AndresManuel_L
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3 years
My sister just told me my haircut makes my forehead look bigger. I am no longer feeling myself, instead I will be killing myself 🙇‍♂️
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@AndresManuel_L
endy 🌻
4 years
Takes less than 6 megabytes to fuck up your day that’s crazy
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@AndresManuel_L
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3 years
Fuck finals with my whole heart. I will be sleeping in from today till 2022 thank you very much
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@AndresManuel_L
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3 years
Tired of this single shit. If it’s the same story by next year I’m straight up stealing Christmas 💯
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@AndresManuel_L
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3 years
How am I already losing to these demons, bro it’s week one
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@AndresManuel_L
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4 years
Varsity’s fries are straight up depressing right now
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@AndresManuel_L
endy 🌻
4 years
ayo
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@AndresManuel_L
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4 years
maaaaan i thought they used the same pic :/
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@AndresManuel_L
endy 🌻
4 years
I want to kiss you in every state
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@AndresManuel_L
endy 🌻
3 years
This guy would brag about how he’d take advantage of drunk girls at parties. With all disrespect I hope he stays down
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@AndresManuel_L
endy 🌻
5 years
Been waiting way too long to see my sister graduate, the CEO of COVID-19 better quit playing
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@AndresManuel_L
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4 years
Please stay safe everyone, I’d hate to see you guys lose all your swag to COVID 😔
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@AndresManuel_L
endy 🌻
3 years
I can feel Vicente Fernández frown upon me whenever I start talking to another white girl
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@AndresManuel_L
endy 🌻
2 years
Today really solidified important things for me and left me feeling better than ever. I loved learning I had a lot more people in my corner who care than what I initially thought. Something great in knowing I’m not suffering alone with so many people offering a shoulder to cry on
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@AndresManuel_L
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4 years
I hate existing without my glasses, it's all just one long blurry headache
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@AndresManuel_L
endy 🌻
3 years
Okay yeah I’ll be the first to admit maybe this should’ve gone straight to the drafts idk
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@AndresManuel_L
endy 🌻
5 years
Why tf is my Spanish teacher emailing me on the weekend
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@AndresManuel_L
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4 years
some motherfucker doordashed themselves $77 worth of food to themselves with my information
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@AndresManuel_L
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4 years
I can't even lie, I've been lonely as fuck
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@AndresManuel_L
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4 years
good job foot, phenomenal work
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@AndresManuel_L
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5 years
The fact that there are 7.8 million people on Earth and I am single is pretty understandable
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@AndresManuel_L
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4 years
Too late for me but I’ll ensure my child has drip from the womb to the tomb
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@AndresManuel_L
endy 🌻
3 years
Easily the shittiest thanksgiving of my entire life and it’s not even 7pm yet. Wishing you guys a good one though, better days ahead I guess 🧍🏻‍♂️
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@AndresManuel_L
endy 🌻
4 years
I wanna fold clothes for you
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@AndresManuel_L
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4 years
why did kids put empty takis bags on the cover of their binders? lowkey thought they were saving it until they found a trashcan but that shit would just make me hungry seeing it in class :/
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@AndresManuel_L
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4 years
Good morning to everyone but that piece of shit that stole $400 from my mom on mother's day
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@AndresManuel_L
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4 years
kinda sad i have never had a food fight in my life
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@AndresManuel_L
endy 🌻
3 years
This guy Pablo has been hitting my mom up for years but never fully shoots his shot, dude better hurry up I’m getting tired of waiting for a step sister 🙄
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@AndresManuel_L
endy 🌻
5 years
The Sonic movie was pretty cool but idk why Sonic had to call Shadow the N word
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@AndresManuel_L
endy 🌻
4 years
For the first time in a while I feel fucking great
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@AndresManuel_L
endy 🌻
4 years
1 year apart, and no I still don’t know how to take selfies
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@AndresManuel_L
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4 years
FPD dirty for this one 😭
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@AndresManuel_L
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4 years
David said "i love you' and i responded with "thank you" holy fuck i'm broken
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@AndresManuel_L
endy 🌻
4 years
Yo fuck this semester I just want head while watching Cars 2 in theaters
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@AndresManuel_L
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4 years
Ayo we really got to do something about these Latinos for trump though, they cannot be let off the hook that easily shit was EMBARRASSING 😕
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@AndresManuel_L
endy 🌻
4 years
need 2 beers and a good cry
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@AndresManuel_L
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4 years
Who wanna peg me this valentine’s day ❔
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@AndresManuel_L
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4 years
Nvm God is good
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4 years
my mom takes my sister out for hours and i stay home alone with my hurt feelings wth
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@AndresManuel_L
endy 🌻
3 years
Keep the mask on bro, trust me it was doing you huge favors
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@AndresManuel_L
endy 🌻
4 years
Wanda & Vision bonding over Malcolm in the Middle made my heart happy
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@AndresManuel_L
endy 🌻
5 years
I got a B- on my English midterm so I felt I earned the right to cancel class for myself today 😌
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@AndresManuel_L
endy 🌻
4 years
Got a new yt vid downloader, this is now a Bojack Horseman fan account
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@AndresManuel_L
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4 years
강남스타일
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@AndresManuel_L
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5 years
I like to pimp out my playlists for my 2 followers. Love you guys, you keep me goin'
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@AndresManuel_L
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4 years
With each passing week I am slowly becoming more pear shaped
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@AndresManuel_L
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3 years
Whoever prayed on my downfall ate tremendously this week 💯
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@AndresManuel_L
endy 🌻
4 years
Top 3 coolest ways to die: 1 - Playboi Carti Moshpit 2 - In between your thighs 3 - Drowning after tipping the iceberg
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@AndresManuel_L
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4 years
OC plugs be doing everything but their jobs
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@AndresManuel_L
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4 years
Went back to my favorite drawing to remind myself I am a king but then I remembered my brother does self portraits as warm ups :/
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@AndresManuel_L
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4 years
Hispanic parents have one job and it’s to embarrass you
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@AndresManuel_L
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5 years
If Posty chillin, I'm chillin
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5 years
"He's not dead, he's just sippin tea in a better hood"
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@AndresManuel_L
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4 years
Hope Terry put it in reverse today
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@AndresManuel_L
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4 years
October 1st hits different
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4 years
the world would be in the palm of my hand if mario kart was an esport
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@AndresManuel_L
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3 years
Real shit though my parents have been divorced for over 15 years and my mom hasn’t pursued anyone else since. In that time frame she’s single handedly raised 3 arrogant ass children with me being the worst one. Our relationship is far from perfect but she deserves to be happy too
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@AndresManuel_L
endy 🌻
5 years
Black Tar Heroin and animal crossing type of night 😌
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@AndresManuel_L
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4 years
If I ever gave you ass service that wasn’t me
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@AndresManuel_L
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4 years
I’ll have a glass of soda for breakfast and wonder why my stomach hurts
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4 years
just ordered 40 nuggets, gonna see how many i can eat before i KO
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3 years
Homie just checked if my 10 was a fake. I guess I really do dress like a fucking bum 🧍‍♂️
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