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@Andre_Van_Josef
Stephen
4 months
Cole palmer visibly pissed off that Jackson scored the rebound from his freekick, walks over to celebrate doesn’t run and has the worst look on his face. 😂😂 this Chelsea team is a shambles chemistry wise
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@Andre_Van_Josef
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2 years
Thanks @ben6white for being the only player to sign little man’s ball. Great guy 🙌 @Arsenal we really appreciate it
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@Andre_Van_Josef
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3 years
@linmeitalks What a weird statement
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@Andre_Van_Josef
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2 years
@SChubbz It is triggering, just stick to the dress code it’s not hard. Everyone else does it
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@Andre_Van_Josef
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2 years
@playtalitydan Toxic arsenal fan base. Lokonga has huge potential, he mostly had a decent game
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@Andre_Van_Josef
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3 years
@toadmeister Dear Toby, You are not a lion. Respectfully
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@Andre_Van_Josef
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4 years
@adje__ Tbh if you take it at base, have they both damaged the monarchy - yes. Is the extent the same no. (The reason is not marrying a black women)
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@Andre_Van_Josef
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11 years
Opening day of season. Best atmosphere our away fans are the greatest. #allezlesbleus
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@Andre_Van_Josef
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3 years
@PatrickTimmons1 My man of the match, pressed at the front the whole game, opened up all the spaces kept the ball moving. Worked his absolute socks off
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@Andre_Van_Josef
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2 years
@Pinero_Nana Apart from Shang shi
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@Andre_Van_Josef
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2 years
@estherk_k This is what a mental health crisis looks like, and people are standing and applauding.
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@Andre_Van_Josef
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3 years
@highsnobiety This is an advertorial, clearly paid for by Drakes team. Highsnob should be ashamed to write this
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@Andre_Van_Josef
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2 years
@don_arteta1305 @Luciano_21_R @SChubbz So if you’ve got money do what you like basically 😂 cool got it. And that’s what we respect now
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@Andre_Van_Josef
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3 years
@ButterflySoup2 @dunn_its @TheHoopCentral Luka shoots 33% form 3 in a world where everybody focuses on 3s so not much better possibly even worse. AI was an elite scorer
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@Andre_Van_Josef
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1 year
@CrimeLdn 4 years he’s laughing on the wing 😂
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@Andre_Van_Josef
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5 months
@imjustbrighton_ Tbf I think that the guy in the hood and his mates think it’s banter to take someone else’s food (which was the kids) and that’s what kicks off the whole situation
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@Andre_Van_Josef
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2 years
@isabellarileyus Putin won’t sleep with you love
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@Andre_Van_Josef
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3 years
@Complex Better call that lawyer expeditiously
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@Andre_Van_Josef
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4 years
@Jemmett13 @Calvinroche1 New rule - if it’s not on target handball as much as you want
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@Andre_Van_Josef
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2 years
@ON_cfc2 @WelBeast You think you can spell league? 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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@Andre_Van_Josef
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4 years
@PatrickTimmons1 A crucial part of a setup that is mid table. Sounds about right. He would not be a crucial part of a set up challenging for a title
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@Andre_Van_Josef
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3 years
@ValhallaVice @Arsenal @emilesmithrowe Agree with all except holding, he had a very decent season last season
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@Andre_Van_Josef
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4 years
@Arsenal Fofana who was the worse of the 2 has emerged as a star in the PL. the club has clear mismanaged Saliba like so many other players
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@Andre_Van_Josef
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2 years
@vonderleyen @AbeShinzo Here’s a picture of myself to show how much I care
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@Andre_Van_Josef
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3 years
@RoyalMailHelp @SarahCadman4 She just told you, report it yourself!
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@Andre_Van_Josef
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4 years
@alexmason87 @TheBlack0rder @adje__ Why is it a negative on Harry? He can leave if he wants but it still can be damaging to the royals having one less senior member. 😂 Twitter is a lot today. Triggered by nothing
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@Andre_Van_Josef
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2 years
@Luciano_21_R @SChubbz If you listen, it also applies to the point at which the players enter the court surround.
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@Andre_Van_Josef
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4 years
@ltarsenal When will people learn about Xhaka, the guy scores a free kick and suddenly he’s a good player? Noooo the guy has the worst decision making in the prem. slows down play gives away stupid free kicks, get rid
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3 months
@footballconfid1 @ArsenalN7 UEFA fairs cup 1971, cup winners cup 1994. 0 knowledge
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@Andre_Van_Josef
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3 years
@LBC They should just pull em apart, kids learn not to touch the oven once they get burnt
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@Andre_Van_Josef
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2 years
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@Andre_Van_Josef
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3 years
@sportbible Yes he is, people just don’t like him. But his club and country record speaks for itself
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@Andre_Van_Josef
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4 years
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@Andre_Van_Josef
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3 years
We need to bring back plastic straws and full sugar drinks
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@Andre_Van_Josef
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3 years
Yeezy day > SNKRS day @Nike do better
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@Andre_Van_Josef
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3 years
@HomeschoolCroft @toadmeister Metaphor? Sorry I don’t understand. I was just making an observation that Toby is not a lion, take it how you will.
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@Andre_Van_Josef
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2 years
@LeeBrasco Kyrgios on centre court 😂
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@Andre_Van_Josef
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4 years
There’s a lot of teenage girls in London that are part of #BillsMafia who knew 🤷🏻‍♂️😂
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@Andre_Van_Josef
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4 years
@PatrickTimmons1 @MaitlandNiles A lot better than bellerin and it’s not even close
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3 years
@livvjanee You’ve accidentally posted Foden instead of Saka, but he’s decent as well
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@Andre_Van_Josef
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4 years
@BanditMillionre The middle class always been obsessed with working class in terms of fashion/style and language ect. It’s weird. Be happy you eat good
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4 years
Ceedee lamb has killed me this week
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@Andre_Van_Josef
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1 year
The audacity of my mortgage provider sending me an email on how to save money. Advice includes bring a packed lunch to work and buy discounted food at the supermarket! 😂😂 the AUDACITY!!!
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2 years
@don_arteta1305 @Luciano_21_R @SChubbz Do you apply that same logic to everything
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@Andre_Van_Josef
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3 years
@ButterflySoup2 @dunn_its @TheHoopCentral A lot of great scorers aren’t efficient but players like AI that played on below average teams get doubled or even tripled, teams set the defence around him. That’s why the numbers look more inefficient, still elite all time scorer. Kobe and Jordan were also not great from 3
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@Andre_Van_Josef
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2 years
@CrimeLdn Guy recording is a 1st class pussyole
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@Andre_Van_Josef
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3 years
@cristo_radio @London_Cycling @simonstill @clairekholland Bikes make Simon happy, Black people make Simon sad.
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@Andre_Van_Josef
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3 years
#SNKRSday the same as any other day
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@Andre_Van_Josef
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3 years
@Nike @RafaelNadal Yet we all know it’s still Federer 🤷🏻‍♂️
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@Andre_Van_Josef
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3 years
@PatrickTimmons1 Absolute shambles of a window, haven’t got rid of any of the players that were due to leave. Willian Bellerin Xhaka kolasinac all still on the books. Who’s running this circus?
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@Andre_Van_Josef
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3 years
@ScottishSun @piersmorgan Remember that you retweeted the Scottish sun here 😂😂
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@Andre_Van_Josef
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3 years
@thedropdate SNKRS day was assssssss
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@Andre_Van_Josef
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4 years
@KingShay15 Most Stormzy fans moved from listening to little mix in 2018
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@Andre_Van_Josef
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2 years
@PLCPolice @richardajkeys The bitterness is so palpable 😂😂 if we don’t celebrate there’s “no atmosphere or heart” if we do we get this nonsense.
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@Andre_Van_Josef
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3 years
@KomasanTweets @KodakBlack1k Does ratio mean 1 like?
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4 years
@TheBlack0rder @adje__ Lol it’s not waffling. He is a senior royal, which obviously comes with responsibility and duties. He left that role therefore damaging the royals.
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6 years
Britain’s hottest job ? You should come stand in a well known department store in oxford street. With “broken” air con
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@Andre_Van_Josef
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3 years
@livicoxx @ebzhaque Con artists! They offered me £9.13 for an iPhone XS 🤣 no cracks still worked perfect. £290 was the deal until they got it
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@Andre_Van_Josef
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3 years
Meat eaters looking at fish eaters after watching #Seaspiracy
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@Andre_Van_Josef
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2 years
This caller has just come on and battered nick Ferrari 😂😂😂 @LBC
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@Andre_Van_Josef
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2 years
@Clipper1018 @YankeeGunner This is 100% what he meant!
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@Andre_Van_Josef
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4 years
@Fozman1 @talkSPORT The they would have gone out in the group stage
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@Andre_Van_Josef
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3 years
@brianmichaelf @joshhart You mean football?
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@Andre_Van_Josef
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6 months
@SamJDean I’ve been banging this drum for years now, he’s more important than anybody. He provides the heart and fire to the team especially since Xhaka left. His mistakes are often highlighted by poor left back play , as Arteta knows we haven’t had a consistent LB none are up to the mark
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@Andre_Van_Josef
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7 years
@LBC James o Brian scare tactics again!!! Leaping from a to 1,000000 with zero evidence. He is a joke, comparing mays torys to future nazis
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@Andre_Van_Josef
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7 years
Fuck this Stacey Dooley dup doc. What's a bias left wing piece of shit bit of television
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@Andre_Van_Josef
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1 year
Seems I’m not the only one having issues with the @btsport app this morning trying to catch up on @ufc no bueno
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5 months
@tudorwil @CrimeLdn Was then when the Krays and other gangsters were running the place 😂
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@Andre_Van_Josef
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4 years
I would honestly drop Aubameyang and start Nketiah
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4 years
Remember spurs fans energy when it was announced they were getting Bale back 😂😂😂
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@Andre_Van_Josef
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3 years
@piersmorgan Does anyone else see the irony of this 😂
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@Andre_Van_Josef
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4 years
@LBC @mrjamesob Absolute waffle again as always
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4 years
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4 years
@piersmorgan Whatever happened to personal responsibility? People get upset with restrictions (police state, controlling gov ect) and then also show an inability to behave sensibly when allowed. A Country full of petulant kids
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2 years
The news : “Hollywood has suffered many earthquakes over the years but none as big as this” *Harvey Weinstein
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@Andre_Van_Josef
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3 years
@L7hunna Ironed sheets hit different tho
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2 years
@MerlyMerlz @N_N_clovis Indomie literally means Indonesian noodle 😂
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@Andre_Van_Josef
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2 years
@LILBTHEBASEDGOD out here doing LIL B things. Love to see it
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@Andre_Van_Josef
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9 years
@LBC for some reason a lot to do with media publication Englishness is associated with racism and xenophobia. It's a real shame
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3 years
Oh @MaajidNawaz back on his nonsense. Only references studies that back his opinion and ignores the others. And fails to understand the effect of international lockdowns on UK economy not just UK lockdown. #pleb #set8 @LBC
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4 years
Name a worse species than London based Man U fans? I’ll wait
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2 years
@wendysmith2363 @MUSICMANROB2010 @TfL Please educate yourself before you spout nonsense Wendy
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@Andre_Van_Josef
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3 years
@PatrickTimmons1 Unfortunately he’s wavelength is ahead of a lot of players around him. The spaces he finds and the passes he looks for are just beyond most of the current squads
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3 years
This is like a physical representation of institutional racism - for the people that find it hard to understand the term 👀
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3 years
The Pentagon has twice as many bathrooms as necessary because it was built during the era of segregation
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@Andre_Van_Josef
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3 years
@thesolesupplier Drake fan boys out in force because that album is garbage background music mostly
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@Andre_Van_Josef
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4 years
@LeGrove apparently he hasn’t been allowed to recover from his injury properly and that why it keeps reoccurring. The Arsenal medical team roulette.
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2 years
@JHazell157 @TfL Please educate yourself because this is nonsense
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3 years
Surely it’s about men policing other men into behaving correctly, and that will flow through generations. Remember that in your GC
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4 years
Me and the mrs in lockdown.
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5 months
I’ve been toying with it for the last 6 months but I think I’m officially done with new music 🫡
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4 years
L on the regular Nike app now, not just SNKRS expanding my portfolio
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@Andre_Van_Josef
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3 years
@LBC Employees deserve a diverse choice of employment. When starting work for Uber they don’t lie about the conditions and benefits. Many Uber drivers are satisfied with the conditions. Thousands at least will now lose the opportunity of this work.
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@Andre_Van_Josef
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3 years
@Arsenal if you dont sign Aouar, Asensio and an undisclosed RB I will blow up the Emirates stadium. You have until 11pm to comply
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3 years
@SixersBen @brianmichaelf @joshhart You’ve just proven 1. You don’t understand the skill and nuisances of football, probably the worlds most passionate and followed sport. 2. Most Americans don’t have the attention span for it. Lol
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@Andre_Van_Josef
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3 years
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2 years
@NoorGooner @FabrizioRomano @sistoney67 He was punching below his weight. Had at least 20 kg on his missus
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2 years
@linmeitalks Zero knowledge
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3 years
@piersmorgan @GMB The same could be said about y... never mind
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3 years
@itvnews @DanielHewittITV There’s a lot of council housing that is not fit for purpose anymore, and councils often use quick fix solutions instead of dealing with the real issues. For example painting over mould. Would love to see the follow up to this, hope they get moved immediately
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