@katsandcrows I voted Tories out. Now we just need Reform away.

@Keir_Starmer My wages went up £90, my rent went up £150, my gas/electricity went up £60, my water is going up £20. You’re scrapping the 25% solo occupancy council tax discount… And what’s the deal with statutory sick pay? Same as no pay.

@jackwhitehall You’d never get your dad to wear that!

@JonathanPieNews bellend originated from a bellend’s bellend.

@StephenFlynnSNP 750 pints in London

@Otto_English Getting to tell people: “I told you so!”

@RevRichardColes But did Jane kiss him with the mace and denied him the Epipen or did she excite him the kiss and stabbed him with adrenaline causing the heart attack?

@I_amMukhtar Dumb fuck

@andertonsmusic 72 Thinline

@VintiquesMark Oh for f*ck sake. That’s why I like old time artists that are dead. They don’t disappoint me.

@vittorioangelon don’t worry, you can’t be less funny than him 🤣😂

@JonathanPieNews I was told several times to cut my hair because it looked like a girls hair. I wish I still had the hair to grow long. It’s these people that think it’s not OK.

@supertanskiii @SkyNews I’m beginning to not be surprised at all.

@katsandcrows I did not forget

@christiancalgie Or Britain is making heathier choices.

@AmericanDadTBS the broadcaster or the penis?

@ArtCandee lol

@LeftieStats @BloombergUK It already is. Just not enforced. This is stats for fascist agenda, not for lefties. we lefties are smarter.

@narindertweets Vile behaviour

@katsandcrows it is in my book