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I'll miss the handle -
@villagegirl___
but what I will miss more is how easily people referred to it whenever I tweeted something that they disagreed with. Heh!
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GOD, THANK YOU FOR SENDING MY BOSS A GIRLFRIEND!
He is going on holiday every other month and I have been wondering what changed. Ahh.
Women supporting women🤌!!
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People are already shading typical Nigerian brides talking about see Meghan's subtle makeup.
That's Megan's business. My own highlight will blind my enemies.
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Men do not “need” sex any more than women “need” sex.
Stop repeating harmful tropes that suggest that men cannot go without sex and are therefore entitled to sex with their partners even when they are ill or not in the mood.
These things promote the culture of rape.
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Being naked all the time.
What is a highly underrated advantage of living alone?
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Non GOT fans are hella annoying
We have heard you. You've never watched an Episoe of GOT
Can you now leave us to face our winter in peace?
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Women do not treat male service providers with anymore disrespect than men do.
The problem is that what is disrespectful to men, no matter their station in life is dependent on who is on the other end of the perceived disrespect. A man, fair game. A woman, how dare she!
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Disavowing feminism because of “misandrists” or feminists who you consider extreme is lazy and indicative of your patriarchal leanings.
Your religion and other ideological beliefs all have extremists and you’re still a willing ambassador.
Own your misogyny, love.
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There’s no way you can convince me that anyone who sends threats to his ex girlfriend’s mother is a good person.
There’s really no way.
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I absolutely hate the fact that no matter how much people try to help you when you’re down, you’re the only one that can feel what you’re feeling until you stop feeling it.
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@exotiknuella
Lmao, she has no idea that I too, am in love with her for this favour she is doing for me.
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I remember when PMB just came in & things immediately went on a downward spiral.
You people came up with ridiculous analogies like how it gets darker before the dawn and how beans takes forever to get ready.
I just want to know. The beans never still done? Day never break? Ah.
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I’ve now read the BBC feature and the boy said worse. In fact, the BBC was kind enough to only use a tiny portion.
He alleged arranged marriages and even recommended that the UK stop giving the visas to dependants as those who truly want degrees from Oxford will go anyway.
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They’re talking about cultural differences in the comments. Essentially, that while rape might be culturally okay in Nigeria, it is not in the UK.
This is what you - Nigerian rapists, abusers, rape apologists - have contributed to. I hope you’re beaming with pride at this.
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@jozi_memphis
Lmaooo, this man used to scoff at people taking time off. Now, he's blushing when he announces his. Woman power >>>>>!
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Impressed with how Banky/Adesua kept their relationship private
Small "hi" that man will say to y'all , you'll put bear bear in your header
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Biodun Fatoyinbo will ascribe this "glory" to God on Sunday and his sheep will shout Amen.
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It’s such a random thing to find a (good) partner. In fact, I think it’s the most random thing in the world.
Think about it - you have to find someone who ticks most of your boxes and vice versa; who you like/love and also likes/loves you.
Chances are rather minuscule.
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I’ll never understand why in a partnership of two equals, one person is somehow to supposed to submit to the authority of the other person, by virtue of nothing else except that they’re male.
And why anyone expects submission from someone they supposedly love is strange to me.
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I have a newspaper clipping from 1922 where feminists were called a cult of man-haters and another one insinuating that suffragettes were people without love.
Your recent monikers are neither novel nor intelligent. You’re not the first but what you are is just as stupid.
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Anytime my mum finds someone coming to Abuja, she sends me care packages of peppered snails and chicken.
She assumes that I'm a normal hunan being so I'll use them to make meals but am I? No
I sit in one place and finish everything with farm fresh because life is to be enjoyed.
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I think that in general, we as Nigerians are not very respectful of personal space. That’s why we’re arguing whether or not it’s okay for someone to walk all the way up to another person (without saying anything to them) to try to slide a mat under their butt.
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Once spent a night in the home of a man who spent the entire night begging me to have sex with him. I said “no” more times than I can remember and pulled my pants up at least three times after he’d managed to pull them down. All night, I couldn’t sleep.
If you’ve ever experienced a man beg for sex while it is just both of you in close quarters, there would be no question whatsoever in your mind that it is harassment. People who have experienced this know exactly what I am taking about.
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There's such an overwhelming flow of bad news from Nigeria.
It's so terribly depressing to have to sit back and watch everything that can possibly go wrong, go wrong.
The powerlessness that I feel is unnerving.
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You want a feminism that taps you on the back, says “I’m sorry, please, excuse me, can you please stop upholding systems that oppress women”.
Nah so.
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I don’t quite agree that this is a tone-deaf story to tell.
We need to read more accounts like this to show us the stark difference between our lives and “theirs”. Especially now when things are especially bad for ordinary Nigerians.
Maybe we’ll learn to elect better leaders.
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The young man who took his side chick on a 980k vacation on credit is probably also asking for peace of mind from his wife at work.
Beautiful!
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Social media subtly encourages you to overshare.
One tweet here, one tweet there and next thing, you've made your entire life accessible to strangers.
It's important to know when to draw the line.
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When we were kids, it used to be “blue balls” as a way coerce girls into having sex when they didn’t want to. Now, it’s that men need sex from their wives so that they don’t cheat.
The least you can do as a human being is be in control of your sexual urges. You’re not an animal.
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Everyone talks about the 5 stages of grief but no one prepares you for what I think is the 6th - Forgetting.
When you break down midday because you fear you're forgetting what they sounded like, what color their eyes were & how their lips pursed whenever they said your name.
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I'm surprised at the reactions to Jemima Osunde's tweet.
1. How can you tell she's pained? She might just be stating what's happened.
2. Do you really think 10months isn't a bit short to meet, date and propose to someone else? Cause I do.
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Because, my boyfriend and I can say the exact same thing to a male driver, in the exact same tone, but it is me he will deem disrespectful.
You people know these things.
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You can draw a straight line from “you know men need sex” to (marital) rape.
And another straight line from “men need sex and women don’t” to purity culture and its enforcement of demonising and slut shaming women who are open about having and enjoying sex the way men are.
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Little wonder marriages don't last any more these days.
Every boy is now a sweet boy. Only concerned with wearing starched agbadas, Mai Atafo suits, getting fades and turning up every Friday.
No substance whatsoever. How will you keep your home?
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Even if Tiwa Savage indeed increases her bum in pictures, how does that affect Yemi Alade?
Do their buttocks have an inverse relationship?
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Are there actually any single guys out there?
I mean proper single guys oh.
Not single but with a family in the abroad. Or single with girlfriend that went for masters. Or single but having issues with girlfriend of 5years.
Asking for a friend of course.
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Girls assume that they're the only good girls & if a man let them go, he won't find better
Don't play yourself. Good girls full everywhere😒
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I’ve been watching a lot of British TV lately and they’re less obsessed with casting conventionally beautiful men and women.
Cast is often regular looking, everyday people. I find that really cool.
American shows on the other hand? Welp!
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Anytime I'm in Lagos, I just stay indoors.
I can't deal with the traffic and the high risk of falling in love with a single married man.
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I cringe anytime I see a well articulated tweet from Atiku because I know that you people will buy it.
Just like you bought Buhari's gimmicks in 2015.
You gullible, gullible, never-learning youths.
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I just knew that the video of Chimamanda asking women not to justify wickedness with feminism was going to tickle the gonads of our regular misogynistic airheads.
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Interesting that there are people who think that two people in a relationship or friendship must agree on everything.
That's impossible. What's important is accommodating each other's ideals without being condescending.
Well, except they support Buhari. Then throw them away.
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I haven’t actively dated in years. It’s like learning to walk again.
What can I say? What can I not say?
When can I talk about childhood trauma and attachment issues? More importantly, is it okay to fall in love by the second date?
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No lies! I can wake up at 9:10AM and still make it to work by 9:00AM
😂😂
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So I'm at the police station to get a police report for my lost PVC.
I write down my details and Mr. Olopa comes back to ask me what a PVC is.
Is this country not in trouble like this?
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Meanwhile, AY needs to stop.
Don't go anywhere else for 30 or 10 days.
Sincerely, we're tired sir!
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Is this GTBank Food and Drink Fair free?
I'd love to go and eat back all my ATM card maintenance fees.
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I too can’t remember the first time I was called a prostitute. It’s buried somewhere in the thousand more times between then and now that someone has casually referred to me as one
Frankly, it doesn’t disconcert me anymore. Just another day as an ashawo without ashawo money.
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I will never, for the life of me understand the inspiration behind the bile that people pile on others who they perceive to be different from them.
How can a person’s choices - which have absolutely no bearing on you, cause you to be so hateful? How?!
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Lol. Please who has a female bull mastiff that my dog can fornicate with?
He has become extremely aggressive and we've been advised to get him a girlfriend or castrate him.
Please RT. My dog's chick might be on your TL.
🤦♂️🤦♂️
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I always say that what Nigerians want when they ask for respect is subservience.
It has to be yes and amen to anyone older than you by a minute. You can’t disagree with or tell someone’s father that they’re wrong without being called disrespectful.
You and your popsy are mad.
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Well, since Tomi Adeyemi is dragging Nora Roberts for shamelessly trying to profit off "Of Blood and Bone", maybe Toke Makinwa should drag Michelle Obama for "stealing" her book tittle too.
Heh!
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Why do you people only remember Trevor Noah isn't funny when Nigeria is the butt of his jokes?
You sef, think about it. Think. Think.
Is Audu Ogbeh's claims that Nigerians are importing British pizza via BA not premium comedy material?
Lols please!
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I’ve been on a bank queue where a stranger just casually reached out to tuck my bra strap into my dress.
I’m sure they thought it was a nice gesture but I would have appreciated that they called my attention to it (if at all) rather than just touch me.
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Funny how we always held GEJ responsible for fuel scarcities back then.
Now, all the blame is on PENGASSAN and marketers.
Is Buhari not president again? And Minister of petroleum resources even?
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Nigerian men only understand autonomy when it’s a pregnant woman waking up at 4AM to make breakfast for her husband.
Choosing a childfree or unmarried life is wholly unacceptable.
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Someone who is dubious enough to go through an entire article to pick out parts sensational enough to elicit attacks on the author is dubious enough to say his employers received a request to terminate his job without saying just who sent the request.
Achieves the same purpose.
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These subtle “meet the government now or lose the chance” subtle threats are cute.
I can’t believe that we have to go to the table to negotiate whether or we stop getting killed by government sanctioned killers.
I’m appalled that there is even some validity to this.
#EndSARS
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People start talking to you and lean in so close, you can feel their breath on your face. Others can’t talk without keeping their hands off your body.
All nice people, I’m sure. But please, take a few steps back.
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These are people for whom, rape and issues around rape and consent are a joke.
They're not interested in having honest conversations about consent. They're only here to muddy the waters and seize every opportunity to perform activism.
Don't be fooled. They couldn't care less.
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Saw a tweet asking PO's supporters to take the turn out to support marches lightly because it's the same people who march for the other candidates.
Lol. Really? I have friends who left their jobs/businesses to march for PO in Abuja. Why are you people telling tall tales?
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I am having a really hard time coming to terms with the fact that the dynamics of my friendships are changing.
We're grown, building new relationships, reevaluating our priorities and values and all that is holding a glass to the cracks that we've been smoothing over for years.
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I have constantly found this whole COZA debacle hilarious.
What amuses me the most is never the Pastor's response (or loud silence) in the face of these allegations but the members' stern dedication to defending him.
I stan!
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In platonic relationships, men do not expect their friends to submit to them. But the moment women and sex are in the mix, suddenly, there’s a need for a head and a tail of the relationship?
Strange things.
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I wish that healing were linear.
That for everyday you feel better, it’d only mean that the next day would be even better and so on, and so on.
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The Serena Williams and Roger Federer comparisons just further emphasize the fact that you people do not listen to women; when you do pretend to listen, you only do so to later trivialize their concerns.
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I've often wondered if this new crop of skin care product vendors and enthusiasts have any dermatology/cosmetology background.
Because it'll be really sad if you guys are just mixing things as the spirit leads for peoples' children.
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Saw a condescending tweet about men who try restrict their date's orders to what is in their account.
I'm actually quite confused. What's wrong with fried rice and chicken with chapman if that's what he can afford to spend on date?
What is really wrong with that?
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Gotta give it to SegaLink though.
What a sleek fraudster. Just enough meandering to cast doubts knowing his sheep will run with it.
Has cast aspersions on her character, poked holes in her story, even when it’s clear that she trusted him with it.
What a fraudulent bastard.
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People have come up so many tags to discredit feminist voices with
Bitter feminists, Twitter feminists, Nigerian feminists, and the newest, feminist coven
Interesting! The extent to which they are ready to go to shut down a movement that’s asking for nothing more than fairness.
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I spent most of my 20s just waiting for something grand to happen for me. In life, in my relationships and in my career. I didn’t “live”. I just kept waiting.
I’m so glad to have been able to stop and start to live this life I have now and it’s amazing how much I’m enjoying it.
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He probably still walks around Abuja today, wearing his “I’m a feminist” T-Shirt and taking advantage of women.
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The
#TweetLikeKaro
captions are supposed to inspire confidence for everyone.
They are not for a select fine people - whatever your standards for measuring beauty are or for people who have good phones to take fine pictures.
Let people enjoy things. It can't be that hard.
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I've been in an uber with a man. He cautioned the driver when he drove roughly and he listened.
I've been in an uber alone and when I cautioned the driver for almost running into a trailer, he threatened to beat me up and pushed me out of his car.
We know these things.
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Misogyny is so deeply ingrained in some of you that you do not even think before embarrassing yourselves on issues concerning women.
A coalition that has a sizeable number of tech women but it didn't occur to you that they too are aware that blockchain transactions are public?
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Lol! Pablo Ayodeji opened multiple Twitter accounts and now he thinks he has Multiple Personal Disorder.
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I don't understand what business a state governor has with hosting Ex BBN housemates or gifting them money/land for that matter.
A state where civil servants/teachers have not been paid for donkey years.
Talk about misplaced priorities.
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It’s rather unfair to constantly compare Cuppy to Temi.
They’re both clearly very different individuals with distinct styles and interests.
It really shouldn’t matter what you think she look like. Just let her be.
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Nigerian celebrities legit take every criticism to be hate.
Wetin concern your blessings and my blessings with your ugly cloth😒
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Several times, I thought that it would be better to give in so I could have peace. But I didn’t want to. I really did not want to. And I had told him this several times in the week leading up to that night.
It didn’t stop him.
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I've avoided talking about this Nina, Collins and Miracle brouhaha because I've come to realise that with relationships, nothing is at it seems.
But how do you go on air and call your ex (who did nothing but support you) and his family negative vibes?
Are you mad?
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Just bridesmaiding for the third (and hopefully last time) ever.
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My saving grace was the fact that I had a message which I sent him the morning after, detailing what he had done and his apology in response.
Even then, it was barely enough. Most of then men in that community supported him, covered up for him and eventually, the matter died.
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My friend lost someone to a brain aneurysm a few days ago. Headache one minute, dead the other.
We young people have to be more intentional about our health. We often take a lot of things for granted because we are young.
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My pastor said we should go and work and stop waiting for him to prophesy prosperity into our 2018.
The other day he had said that we should give according what our hearts say.
I don't think he wants to move this his ministry to permanent site oh.
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Some guys deliberately zone themselves, be asking you "so, how's your boyfriend?"
Oga, stop it. Look into my eyes, eez you that I want.
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J.Akan, in one breath, managed to both remind the lady of how slim her chances in court are & still tell her to go to court for real justice
Only in cases of rape (against rich, prominent men with social capital) do people remember that "real justice" can only be gotten in court
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In all of these, the thing that upsets me the most is the constant allusion to sexual impropriety.
He has no proof, neither does she, yet, they keep on going about it. He asked a potential witness, they discredited it and he went on to call the witness a liar. That’s journalism?
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You know what upsets me the most about Tinubu's campaign strategy (if it can be called that, i,e)? - The absolute disdain for us. Me and you.
He doesn't take the allegations about his age, background/criminal convictions seriously. Because he knows that not enough people care.
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I see people talk about taking time off Instagram because of the pressure to keep up with glamorous lives and I honestly cannot relate.
I sincerely can not be bothered about where who went and what labels who is wearing. Lmao
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Swing it however way you want, there is nothing brave about walking out on a relationship on the day you're supposed to get married.
You had a ton of days between the day you said yes to the relationship and the one when you're supposed to say "I do".
Don't be callous.
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Oh, throw timing in there too. Sometimes, you meet someone and they’re at a different point in life or you are.
Whew. I surmise that the romance machine is working against us.
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I sincerely do not believe that a partner can be stolen.
A (wo)man is not an inanimate object that can be moved without consent.
If your partner leaves you for someone else, it is because (s)he wants to be with that someone else.
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