ANDA.
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My Gran sent me R100 for my birthday and then sent me a “please call me”. I called her back and she said happy birthday and we spoke for a bit. Before the end of the call, she asks me to buy her airtime 😂 NOW GIRL??? 😭😭😭😭😭
She’s so pure 🥺♥️
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I'm visiting my Grandmother. I left the lounge & said I'm going to go nap. Did she not come and sit next to me the WHOLE TIME while I slept?! I woke up and she was like I'm so happy you're here. I was praying, I hope I didn't wake you. No man, Gran's deserve everything 🥺
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Mates in corporate, I know it’s been said a million times but PAPER FUCKING TRAIL!!!!!
Email Email Email Email Email until your fingers don’t work anymore 😭 shit is hitting the fan today and my emails saved my life basically
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Unrelated - yazi in high school I was the Head Girl... I just wanted you to know that I still am 👀
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I love those random funny moments during sex 🤣😭 your elbow hits their face by mistake, skinny jeans wont come off, explaining positions "wait I'm confused...where do you want my leg?", the awkward transitions between positions, "Did u just put your tongue in my ear wtf?! 😂" ❤️
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I'll probably cry the first time I hear eMcimbini at groove after lockdown. I won't even have energy to dance. Just cry and take it all in.
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New job ; New apartment ; New body 🤭
New identity ; New qualification
It’s been A LOT ❤️
it's the last month of the year, quote with your favorite pictures of yourself this year.
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You know what I need?
A walking club. Not le drama of running and marathons!
sipholile siya walk(a) 🚶🏾♂️ nothing heavy.
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Finally got the confirmation. Been a long fight but my new ID is almost ready, I’m so happy bafethu!! 🙏🏾 🏳️⚧️
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Attendees going home after the memorial service to share the drama
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UPDATE - I would like to thank every single one of u who RT'd my post. I GOT A JOB!!! Thank you so much guys for sharing my tweet and getting my story out there. My employer was really on your TL!!
So many ppl reached out with links and asking for my CV, I am truly grateful ❤❤
I have about a month left in Gauteng to find a job so that I don't have to move back home,
I honestly feel sick to my stomach just thinking about it. Home is not for the gay 💔💔
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The straights are debating uber payments for first dates while lesbians are booking flights to go see someone they have been texting for 1 week 😂😂😂
Yho I love lesbians 🤣🤣🤣🤣❤️❤️❤️
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I have about a month left in Gauteng to find a job so that I don't have to move back home,
I honestly feel sick to my stomach just thinking about it. Home is not for the gay 💔💔
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New apartment in Joburg, permanent job, just took a bath and now I'm having tea on the balcony clearing my apartment furniture carts...🥺
One thing about my Grandmother, she's been praying and one thing about me, I've been working!!
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Guys top surgery is LIFE CHANGING !!!!!
I want to cry every time I put on a shirt like andimhle 🥹😭😭😭😭 I put on a shirt for work & they way it just slid down - I moaned 😂😂
No more mental gymnastics of picking the right fitting clothes to pass. Bless science bless medicine!
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It feels so nice to be pursued. To be desired. To be wanted. Effort dedicated to you. Someone actively putting in the work FOR YOU!!!
My partner, she did that.
EVERY. DAY. SHE. IS. DOING. THAT.
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💀💀💀
Which industries do you think were hit the hardest in the last 10 or so months?
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Getting to know each other while you're already having sex >>>
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Stranger in the club: "You're so cute. I'm sitting there with my friends, let me know when you're ready for us to go."
Enjoyed the rest of my night and later went to her said "I'm ready to go now 🥺"
Fellas, whats the easiest way a shorty has bagged you?
This is a safe space.
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@yellaaaa_
@thandeeeka
Everyone right now who doesn't want to invalidate Summer's anxiety but also finding this funny
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I was talking to this white man (stranger) about alcohol. I got a brutal fruit and he asked why such a sweet drink. Anyway he says something like "being a trans man I am so careful about what I consume" I said WAIT, YOU'RE TRANS??? ME TOO! and this was legit us at the bar 😂😂😂
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Guys niyahlutha?
I remember sleeping over at this other womxn's house, ndatyiswa iAesthetics, I was so hungry! 😭
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The productiveness that comes after romantic disappointment needs to be studied.
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Do you do lives?
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I’ve got a moustache coming through and my voice is DEEP 🥺 thank you to the scientists who made this drug man 💉🏳️⚧️
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Mama *on the way back home* :
"Kalok mntanam suthetha yonke into le. Ezinye izinto zeze family. "
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I am so emotional, I will never forget what Twitter and the community did for me. You guys really rallied and came through for me, every day check-ins asking how everything is going. I couldn't even keep up with the number of people asking for my CV. Yho guys THANK YOU FOREVER 😭
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No sex before marriage for me personally 🌻
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I don't think men are necessarily more homophobic than women, it's just that men are more vocal and their homophobia is also expressed through physical violence. But I do believe straight women are just as homophobic. It just comes in the form of sideways comments or stares.
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Her when she gets home:
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Sbwl some nasty rounds
Fuck, cuddle, fuck, throw on shorts and a t shirt to go fetch the takeaways outside, eat, fuck, get some water, fuck, take a relaxing bath, fuck.. and the whole day just goes by..
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These aren't very clear but anyway, I don't know how I made it to work this morning 😭
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I'm so glad I could get my Gran to come spend lockdown with me so I can spoil her, and she is so excited about being in Gauteng 😂
She deserves EVERYTHING in this life man. 😭😭😭❤❤❤
My gran is ironing her clothes, she says she brought her nice clothes to Pretoria so I must take a break from doing work and take pictures of her so she can show her friends when she goes back home..
MY QUEEN IS SO HAPPY HERE, she is truly enjoying lockdown 😂
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Accidentally liking your crush's picture from 2016
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Personally, I would like to see more queer couples on Defining Love.
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2017 vs 2020
Weird... but doesn't this look like fire couple?!! 😂😂😂
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My new apartment is soooo gorgeous. It's crazy man. How life turned out for me. From literal poverty growing up to where I'm at right now -
I built this shit, BRICK BY BRICK!
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This year was one of the best birthdays I've had. Spent it with my closest friends. Thank you guys for celebrating the day with me, you all made it special. ♥️
P.S. can't believe I met all of you through shooting TL friendship shots, now I have this amazing circle of friends! 😭
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I really hope they get gifted financially and with resources during all of this. ❤
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So my Gran was incredibly sad she couldn't go to church..
Anyway I searched for some Methodist Easter Service videos and found a sermon like 2 hours long. My Queen is so happy and glued to the screen. She's got her coffee and fleece and life is good man ❤
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Lesbian movies (majority with wholesome endings ❤)
1. Ammonite
2. Disobedience
3. Summerland
4. My Days of Mercy
5. Pariah
6.Vita & Virginia
7. A World Unseen
8. Elsa and Marcela
9. Dating Amber
10.Tell it to the bees
11. Summertime
ENJOY !! 😊
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Happy Pride Month 🫡🤙🏾
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I've been in relationships with feminine presenting womxn where being the masculine presenting one, I have been made to feel like I've been indirectly given the role of the "man". I don't know how to explain it 🤔
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Until I have someone to send my pictures to, I shall keep on posting them here..
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Guys my paper is soooo good they are using it as the template for the rest of the team.. It's like school all over again but at work.. 😂
I'm so geeked right now!!!! 🤓 📊
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I just officially got the keys to MY PLACE (feels really good saying that)...❤️
I am currently in the very empty lounge and I must say, I have never been happier about sitting on the floor and eating take-aways 😃😃😃
@imaFIRECRACKER_
@HellaBlackPod
Okay uhm... for the good of the house, I just got my very first apartment. It's still really empty lol, but I'm happy.. And proud of myself ❤️
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I don’t think I’m “ambitious”. Like I have no desire to do extremely well 💀 I just do enough but nothing more.
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Hello December 🍾
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I watch this video every time it pops up on my TL. I love seeing my Queens happy 😂😭❤
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Some work portraits my Grandmother will probably want to frame 😁
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People sending me vacancies in the DMs, thank you so much. I cannot thank you enough. I am literally applying for EVERYTHING. Please continue to send me whatever you may come across guys 😭😭😭💛
I have about a month left in Gauteng to find a job so that I don't have to move back home,
I honestly feel sick to my stomach just thinking about it. Home is not for the gay 💔💔
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I go to the theatre, attend book launches, try to find art fairs & open city art things where they shuttle you around to different galleries across the city, watch sports at the stadium, DIY projects (even if you just start small - buy spray paint and paint a wine bottle to see).
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Please do not put too much pressure on yourself to have 729 plans for the new year. If you have one goal this year, there's nothing wrong with that.
If you only want a permanent job this year, it's fine - focus on that, we will work on the car/apartment later. 💛
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I've lived alone for so long it feels so weird seeing my gf's toothbrush and other small random stuff at my place even when she's not here... I like it... It's so cute... finding a doek on the couch and earrings on my study desk and smiling with myself ❤
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Post Op Update ✨
Thank you to everyone who contributed to my surgery fund, the sharing of my posts and all the messages offline sending love!! I’ve had the surgery 🍾 everything went well and I am recovering… looking forward to joining you all in the streets again soon 💙🫂
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My groove fit for the next 3 months now that I’ve gotten my top surgery 😭😭😭😭
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Intentionally liking your crush's picture that they posted 11 months ago so that they notice you 😂
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Imagine not dating someone because they are...wait for it...
Bisexual
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