My first Regency novel Unladylike Lessons in Love is out today. Next to it I’m holding my first Georgette Heyer found in a secondhand bookstall as a teenager. Who knew it would be so important? As a brown writer of Indian origin what was my place in Regency fiction after all? 1)
This morning
6yo: I put my tooth on my shelf. The tooth fairy didn’t leave money
Me: …you know…when she’s in a hurry & she’s not sure you’re asleep she can leave it in a different place…like my bag
Him: oh! Can we check?
Reader the tooth fairy had left the coins in my bag
We’re moving. The man buying our place is a skilled landscape gardener. The woman next door has an absolutely stunning garden that we’ve been admiring for years. He’s just gone through a divorce. She’s single. I’m just saying…..the possibilities…..
Someone 20yrs younger than me was flirting with me & asked for my phone number. I thanked him & said that’s a bit too Demi and Ashton for me, but it was very sweet of him.
Reader, he was too young to know who I was talking about.
This happened. We’re in final stages of moving house. Movers helping with furniture. We see one mover. He’s never seen a rocking chair before. He’s got it down the stairs & is sitting on it out in the driveway saying ‘This is amazing!’ Rocking back & forth. Pure bliss on his face
Okay, genuine question. If you’re a fully grown adult - I’m talking 30s/40s/50s plus - do you still have a best friend? And are they someone you��ve been friends with since you were kids or someone you’ve met more recently?
My 11yo had a spelling test at school. She was the only one in class who knew how to spell ‘macabre’. Teacher asked how she knew.
Her: It’s on the front of one of my mum’s novels
🤣😍🔥💃🏻
Okay I just say a woman driving a car. She was wearing a wedding dress and a veil and looked cross and was driving really fast. And now I really just need to know this story!
This just happened. Saw 2 teenage boys bump into each other on the bus. Seemed really happy to see other, lots of smiles. This was their conversation
‘What the fuck, man’
‘Bro’
*fist bump
‘Bro’
*fist bump
‘Crazy, man’
*shoulder bump before they parted ways
I kid you not.
Okay, book readers. If you had to do one, which would be your worst nightmare:
A. You have to read every single book you own before you get to buy more
B. You can only read books in one genre for the rest of your life
C. You have to finish every book you start even if you hate it
Here’s the problem with celeb authors
Someone writes a novel about talking cats.
Agents & editors: so sorry but books about talking cats aren’t selling these days
A celeb writes it & agents & editors: that’s a bestselling idea, how cute & quirky. We’ll pay a gazillion pounds
Are there any language or grammatical errors that you absolutely cannot stand?
Mine is people mixing up ‘your’ and ‘you’re’. Genuinely get a little queasy.
😅
Okay book readers. Which camp are you in?
A. I must have at least a hint of a love story in a book, or else what’s the point
B. A hint?! The entire book must be about romance, otherwise I’m not interested
C. Give me a proper story. Leave out the sappy stuff. No romance please
@KalynnBayron
I want AI to clean for me, cook tasty balanced meals, do my tax returns, my admin. I don’t want or need it to write my books or eat my chocolate. Or have sex on my behalf. Thank you.
Unhelpful things to say to a writer who’s just had a book come out
-how are the sales going?
-I went to Waterstones & couldn’t find your book
-I wish I had the time to write & rake in the cash
-well done you!
-you look like you’ve aged 5yrs
-do you think you’ll write another?
For anyone saying ‘I’ll be 40/50/60/70 years old by the time I finish doing x, y or z’ as a reason for not trying something - you’re going to be that age anyway. You may as well have done that thing you’re feeling so desperate to do. Do a tiny bit today.
I have to say a huge thank you to everyone who made last night so completely unforgettable. The support was overwhelming. The Regency dancing was hilariously good fun. The chat made me work hard in the best way. And I will never look at cake in the same way again….thank you
Okay book readers. What might put you off a book:
A. Celebrity author
B. Too explicit
C. Sloppy editing
D. Wrong genre for you
E. Not enough tension. It’s all a little comfortable and sweet
F. Add your own reason
Okay, question for writers. Are you more of an overwriter & your drafts need cleaning up & tightening when you edit? Or do you speed through your first draft & then flesh scenes out when you edit?
What are the usual things that need attention when you go back to your draft?
Is there something you do to relax that other people think is the absolute opposite of relaxing?
(I don’t know, like sky diving or a high energy kick-boxing class, cryptic crosswords etc etc)
Kids have recently got interested in Shakespeare
7yo: what’s a comedy and a tragedy?
Me: in a tragedy everyone dies in the end
11yo: in a comedy everyone gets married in the end
I think we nailed the definition of fiction.
Okay I’m curious about this one. So based on how you look (or sound) do people ever make assumptions about you or the kind of person you are that aren’t correct? What are the most common mistaken ideas people have about you?
I hate the implication that for fiction to be feminist it needs to be down on romance, it needs to be real (read: bleak) about love. No, no and no. Women can be feminists AND find their agency in love, romance and sex. These are not mutually exclusive.
My 7yo took his first steps into knitting yesterday
Him: I love this, it’s so relaxing! I was feeling agitated before but now I’m not
😍❤️💝
He gets obsessed with whatever he’s into so I’m expecting a scarf long enough to wrap around the house
@tomdaley1994
watch this space
I haven’t done this yet, but please, can I? Next time someone says to me ‘oh, you’re a writer. I’d better be careful ha ha. I guess everything I say could turn up in your future book’ am I allowed to say ‘no, you’re safe. nothing you’ve said so far has been that interesting’…?
Talking to a lot of writers feeling deflated and full of anxiety or sadness at being part of a difficult-to-navigate industry like publishing. You’re not alone! I’m trying to reconnect with the writing so I can feel better but also here to chat, rant, cry and eat cake ❤️
Kids and I loved Eddie and Karen’s brilliant own choice on
#strictly
but could not fathom what Shirley was thinking cracking out that 10.
Shirley: It’s never too early for a 10 from Shirley
7yo: Except sometimes it is, Shirley
Ah the killer dry wit…..🤣
My 7yo, clearly the son of an author, and much more observant than said author, is reading The Adventures of the Wishing-Chair.
Him: Mummy, this must be an uncorrected proof
Me:
Him: Because look at the first chapter
🫣😱
No one of my generation can be untouched by this news. We’ll forever repeat his gags. The lovely Matthew Perry. He’ll always be Chandler to us. “I'm not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?”
❤️❤️❤️
#matthewperry
Something I loved about my book launch was the amazing range & diversity of ages, life choices, skin colours, sexualities, life experience, careers, loves, brain wiring. And everyone bought my damn book. So that it sold out. Publishers, pay attention. Diverse readers buy books.
I’d love to say to new writers & authors
Don’t obsess about rejections
Don’t watch the ticking clock with queries, reviews, net galley, book sales
Write the next thing
Enjoy it
Honour your creativity
Have multiple projects on the go & take the pressure off
to be a writer you just have to write, edit, advertise, be funny at author events & a social media whizzkid, do accounts, smile through the long waits & the ‘this is SO good but I can’t put my finger on what’s wrong & also it’s not right for our list tho publishing is subjective’
Oh fuck! Look what just arrived in the post! After four manuscripts, about a million rejections, buckets of tears, not sure it’s possible to get anything better than this in a box!!!
@adamwate1
I totally get this. I come across as very sociable but also find it exhausting. And tend to burrow away and write. Plus can’t stand any social event that feels like ‘networking’
Me: why am I feeling so tearful?
My brain: your 11yo has done her leavers party, school trip, secondary school induction & school play. You have a terrifying book launch coming up & you’re moving out of the place where you lived in each other’s pockets all through lockdown
Me:
All I have to do in the next three weeks is a book launch, a house move, various kids things like final year school plays and secondary school inductions and normal day job stuff and people visiting at the weekend. Can I do this??
The Q&A at my book launch allowed me to address 2 important themes. We must have intelligent AND FUN commercial fiction that dares to explore difficult histories of colonialism & we must have more sex-positive stories & female sexual agency in books. Long overdue.
Sometimes when the doorbell rings it is an extra special surprise. Look at these babies! I have some delicious proofs to give away, think a feminist heroine, diversity and the usual Georgette Heyer recipe of sparkling banter and runaway horses.
#bookbloggers
#bookreviewers
Went to a British Heart Foundation & found a copy of my book. I asked if they’d like me to sign it. Man at counter said I was too down to earth to be the author. When I bought a book he said ‘you read other people’s books?’ Now I’m not sure I’m doing this whole writer thing right
Just saw a pedestrian woman crash into a cyclist man. Woman profusely apologised. Man said it was totally fine. Her coffee had gone everywhere. Last I saw of them he was offering to buy her another cup. If anyone knows how this story is progressing please let me know 😅
It’s my book launch tomorrow and I have gone from terror through ‘oh this’ll be fun’ straight on back to full on anxiety - will keep you posted.
(Nathan Pyle as usual has it figured out 👇🏼)
I won’t say what book this is. But it’s very popular right now, almost exclusively gets 5 stars or 1 star on GR. The 5s go on about how utterly compelling & addictive it is & the 1s about how badly written & full of tired tropes it is & weirdly they’re BOTH RIGHT. I’m so confused
this is an event every author and blogger should be going to. No more one-minute chats with people at book events - I felt like I actually got to know people. Always more my kind of thing. Loved it 😍😍😍
@itsthebookparty
As a writer there’s no point trying to run from rejection. Instead, embrace it. Feel heartbroken, then when you’re ready, go back to the practice. The low points aren’t a byproduct but an essential part of a writer’s life. ‘Failure’ is integral to the creative process.
My book is having SO much more fun than me. It’s travelled to Spain, France and Croatia just in the last week. Me, meanwhile, well I went to borough market the other day, so……..
My Unladylike novels are - steamy. At my book launch there were a few kids so in Q&A I used the word CAKE for the word SEX. Texts from friends:
‘I can’t look at you without blushing’
‘They’re having a LOT of cake’
‘I love how she lets him know what kind of cake she likes’
🫣🤣
On the way to
@itsthebookparty
with proofs of Book2 of Unladylike series. Book1 is available to buy there!
Obligatory dress photo will follow in a bit
Say hi if you’re there! (At what age does the thought of a big party start to seem less terrifying? Asking for a - person)
Look at this beautiful Avon/HarperCollinsUSA cover for my Regency novel, designed by Kerry Rubenstein. I hope to tempt readers’ longings for witty banter, sexy goings on & diversity in the genre. Thanks to Lucia Macro & to the queen of modern Regency Julia Quinn for your support
I promise we do have a title now. But darn it at least there’s an announcement. Very exciting. More to follow. Can’t wait to share this series with readers.
My writing advice for 2024 is:
To reconnect with & honour what you really love about writing
To keep reaching for your own highest standards in it
To expand what you love reading
To get real about what the publishing industry is and find your own way to navigate it
❤️🔥🍹
Okay, cheeky question. Which clever trick annoys you if an author does it?
-no quotation marks for dialogue
-change point of view wildly & without apparent reason
-swing between present & past tense, sometimes in the same paragraph
-don’t explain or italicise non-English words
Check out the two very different covers of Unladylike Rules of Attraction and tell me which you like. Both are available for pre-orders now & more news on pre-orders and such things as bookmarks soon ❤️❤️ I love Anya and Damian’s story. Can’t wait to share
Many things agents & publishers say are not absolutes, they are market predictions & are wrong a lot of the time. Or at best self fulfilling. ‘Debut short story collections don’t sell’ ‘This genre isn’t selling’ ‘Character driven fiction isn’t commercial’ WRITE WHAT YOU NEED TO.
At my book launch I looked at the sea of people that turned up to support me & I said that seeing you here, this (my book) seems small. But THIS (all the friends & supporters) seems huge.
I hide away to write & often feel like a misfit, & hey it turns out people are everything
View from hotel window in Blackpool. Like an old painting. Thrashing waves in the background. Gale force winds etc, she says, leaving the hotel in a skirt….
Hot off the press! Just in time for my terrifying book launch in 6 days
‘When I wrote Unladylike Lessons in Love, I injected it with everything I loved about the Regency…but by exploring the impact of colonial history, I bend, twist & evolve the genre.’
it turns out that even as I get older I’m still torn between the need to get enough sleep & the desperate need to keep on reading my current read into the early hours. I thought it was a teenage or young adult thing that I’d get over like crushes & acne. Was wrong about those too
You spend the first years and decades of your life wanting to fit in. And the next few realising it’s never going to happen so you may as well not bother trying. Then you become a professional writer.
I get tearful around launch time & this review is a reassuring hug. It’s so beautiful I want to eat it. Thank you Kirstyn Smith
@MyWeeklyFiction
‘Dazzling romance…stunning Regency scenes…romantic tension is sizzling’ And it matches my top!
Happy
#bridgerton
day everyone!
Creative people need permission to
Be more sensitive & flaky & messy
Do more creative stuff where you feel like an imposter
Inject more of your ‘outsiderness’ into spaces
Write if you’re told don’t write
Create if you’re told don’t create
Embrace failure & rejection & fear
I’ve never seen such a diverse cast of characters as this year’s
#strictly
final - professionals and celebs. Amazing. Can’t wait. The choreography by the new crew has been outstanding. Secretly hoping for Hamza’s couples choice and Fleur’s Samba.
#StrictlyFinal
Loved what Kate Atkinson said in a conversation with
@DavidHHeadley
about how it’s a tough industry and a crowded market, and the best you can do is write to your own highest standards. Wonderful to hear that writing is where Kate feels like her most authentic self.
I grew up loving Georgette Heyer. This bookmark of Anya in Regency dress playing the sitar in Queen Charlotte’s court for Unladylike Rules of Attraction by the brilliantly talented
@TinyFlood
gives me the shivers. No better day than Valentines. And a reminder of her sister Lila
Okay, serious question. You’re talking to someone you don’t know very well. What’s more likely to make you anxious or restless? Small talk or very personal/deep chat?
Okay I’m off to
@itsthebookparty
, a very glamorous event so help me. Also there’s no way to take a pre party selfie in a hotel room without standing half way into the loo
Quite like the idea of replacing the ‘success’ and ‘I have arrived’ tropes with the ‘I am a life long learner’ attitude. Much more positive, soul enhancing, possibly also collaborative and exciting. So I’m doing it.
Most people who are successful in the arts - writing, dancing, painting, music, whatever your thing - were once told by ‘reliable’ people - parents, experts, teachers - that they’d never be successful at that thing. Don’t listen. Get better at what you do.
as a writer if you aren’t a shivering mess when you’re submitting a manuscript - or, say, launching a book, promoting, coming up with an idea, sitting staring out of a window, drinking a cup of tea, saying hello to someone - you’re not doing it right.
🤣
How to write a book:
Get an idea
Google the idea to see if it’s medically, historically or physically plausible
If it isn’t then build a world where it is plausible
If not then write a book so damn good no one cares if it’s plausible or not
Or become a celebrity, then write book
Proof alert! American proofs of the second Unladylike book are here! This one is about Anya Marleigh, the second sister. She’s a musician in Queen Charlotte’s court & I LOVE her story with the very annoying & irresistible Damian
#reviewers
#bloggers
@annecater
@Lindahill50Hill
I love that when I suggested the Barbie film, my 11yo feminist daughter said ‘it doesn’t sound very us.’ To which I said I think the film is a bit of a pisstake about all we find questionable in
#Barbie
. She is still suspicious but willing to give it a go…..
Ready for train journey up to Blackpool for
@itsthebookparty
. Got notebook and pen, crossword, decaf mocha, chocolate, diversity in Bridgerton, book copies for bloggers - oh and 30 people in this coach going up to a stag do - there’s a lot of screaming when they find each other
It’s official! It’s happening. And what if love not required but it hits you square in the face anyway?! ❤️❤️❤️ Thank you Ellie Game and Dawn Cooper for the beautiful cover
Me at 10pm: going to bed 😴
Me at midnight, writing in a frenzy: I had a breakthrough! Must not stop writing! All sleep missed will be totally worth it!
Me: unless it reads like crap tomorrow morning…
Reader, it does not read like crap!!!
Who can’t wait for
#bridgerton
Season Three to hit? I’m in the
@BigIssue
talking about it. Get your copy today! And yes, yes Anya, a Regency singer in Queen Charlotte’s court, is indeed holding a cricket bat. Preorder for extra goodies
All 4 of us wore pink to go to
#Barbie
. We giggled. I bawled at America Ferrera’s speech. 11yo daughter said the movie was totally unexpected. When Barbie was in the real world, my 6yo son said - is she sad because this world is for boys & the Barbie world was for girls?
😭😭
My 11yo froze in her first school concert when she was 4. She’s now a lead in her final year school play. I’ve been helping her practice her lines by taking the other roles. I sadly now know lines for a bear, a shepherd, a lost cow, a detective, a heckler, a tree & a sad llama
The thing about
@PrimadonnaFest
is they’ve created such a fun, inclusive, diverse, friendly community that you may come away thinking it’s your tribe. If you didn’t go this year, go next. Bring friends. Very family friendly. Even the bird on my head thinks so.
It’s a truth universally acknowledged that even the most unsociable cat will suddenly desperately want your company as soon as you unroll your yoga mat
Back to Daphne du Maurier country. Have a good one, lovely Twitter friends. Thanks for your friendship this year. Whatever else is happening in the world, I still meet great people on here. And if it doesn’t feel good today, then take care & hope you find a moment of hope ❤️☘️🍹