😂🤣 today’s @nytimes #wordle is completely apropos considering events currently taking place. Love when my news people have a sense of humor

I just want my health, my cats, my plants, an aesthetically pleasing, book filled home, & the love of a good man. Why is all of that so difficult? -sigh- #firstworldproblems #singlecatplantlady

I’ve never had to call my insurance provider until today. It was one of the most frustrating moments of the last 6 months. Wtf @cigna?! Transferred 8 times, & then told I’m SOL for the ONLY med that works b/c while approved, it’s still $500+ a month. Yay for #pharmagreed

@MarshaBlackburn Jesus Christ, Marsha, I knew you were stupid, but I didn’t know you were this fucking stupid.

Hopefully there WILL be justice!

@MissingRonnieR @TnCoNews1 Well. That’s not vaguely threatening or anything. Not at all. 👀

@RodYork58 @TnCoNews1 Safer from whom? Cis, “hetero” yt men are far more threatening to a wider audience than any member of the rainbow gang, I’ve ever met. #HappyPride

@TnCoNews1 Well, you know what they say: there’s no love like Christian hate. 🙄 Who other people sleep with, & in the privacy of their own home? None of your business, sooo why waste the hate & the misinterpreting of random Bible verses? Love is so much easier, even if you don’t get it.

@elonmusk Yes, yes you are.

@Cigna Please make this make sense: why is #mounjaro $360 for my next refill?! Last month? I paid $189. Before that? $25 for the first 2 boxes. (I’m on box 4) My deductible is met, so help me out cause the math ain’t mathin’ Fix your formulary! & yeah, I have a PA! #ridiculous

@AnonOpsUnited2 I’ve got the makings for S’mores! 🔥

I feel as tho my #tiktok algorithm has come full circle… first it was thirst trap tok w/ Chris Evans & Oscar Isaac… then AITA, food, & now? I’m on #BridgertonTok, #BookTok, #PuppyTok #PedroPascalTok & finally, #PlantTok What a helluva journey @tiktok_us 😍❤️

Me, looking lovingly at my #SwissCheesePlant & wondering if she needs a trim… Then I wonder if… Tropical plant growers: these bitches love weeds…

@3YearLetterman @CNN Gross.

@CNN No.

Also, I have GOT to STOP BUYING PLANTS 😂🤣

Rescued this poor little guy from @Walmart tonight. While I’m slightly miffed that they wouldn’t discount him, I’m still hopeful that I can bring him back to life. 😅 just a $20 investment. 🤷🏻‍♀️ #whiteknightphilo #houseplants

@CapitalOne I think someone has a 360 Checking Account in my name. How can I get help with this? TY!

What do you do when you can’t trust the people you bartend with? (& management won’t do anything) #restaurantlife #bartenders #bartners

@CNN May the fiery pits… 🔥