RT @SparkNotes: Once again reminding you all that the Ides of March is a scam holiday invented by Big Dagger to sell more daggers

A 22-year-old just signed a $340M deal over 14 years with the Padres and I’m over here eating Costco taquitos. Don’t get me wrong, I’m super happy for him... Just (almost) makes me question my own life choices. #TatisJr #Padres

RT @Sethrogen: I think @SenTedCruz is desperately trying to rebrand from the “inspired a deadly insurrection” motherfucker to the “left my…

I would like to formally apologize to my feet. I did not know that this foot peel treatment thing would be a 2+ week experience. Nor did I realize my feet would look like reptiles going through shedding season. #footpeel #gross #apology

RT @BrendanNyhan: What an apocalypse of bad journalism. These miraculous vaccines are ~95% effective. If you vaccinate millions of people…

Anyone else feel like they’re going into a sugar coma just watching @toalltheboys? Because same. 😂

RT @POTUS: To everyone at the NIH — all the doctors, scientists, and researchers fighting this pandemic and saving lives — thank you from t…

RT @MajorPhilebrity: Taylor Swift has given us more Covid relief in the past year than the federal government.

You know what I love? People who COME TO A COMPLETE STOP before making a right turn ON A GREEN ARROW. Happened to me four times on the way home today, all different drivers. #drivingproblems

RT @samjmintz: Buttigieg on DOT's role: "I know we think about planes, trains, automobiles, but what about bikes, scooters, wheelchairs for…

RT @nocontxtww: the west wing, but perd hapley is on the tvs instead of the nbc news shows. “tonight we are talking about the bartlet whi…

OMG YAAASSSS #TheWestWing

THE DANCERS HAVE IRON MAN HANDS. #SuperBowlLV

Me, trying to understand what The Weeknd is singing: #SuperBowl

These “masks” the dancers are wearing remind me of jock straps... #SuperBowl

RT @JoeScanlanTV: The Weeknd singing "I Can't Feel My Face" #PepsiHalftime

Oh, okay, now the backup dancers are playing violin.... #SuperBowl

Seriously... SOMEONE TURN UP THE MIC. #SuperBowl

Okay this odd close up shaky camera shit is making my head hurt. Very underwhelmed by this halftime show so far. Also, I’m pretty sure the mic levels are off... #SuperBowl

Excuse my language... BUT FUCK THESE PENALTIES. THIS IS BULLSHIT. #SuperBowlLV