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Joe Amabile

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@AmabileJoe
Joe Amabile
3 years
The annoying part is throwing the pizza box out
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@AmabileJoe
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3 years
and NOW you can say I’m engaged #BachelorInParadise
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@AmabileJoe
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3 years
I’ve been on this show five times. How does Salley have a cell phone???? #TheBachelor
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@AmabileJoe
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5 years
Welcome to the club @BacheloretteABC
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@AmabileJoe
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3 years
Serena refers to breakfast as brekkie… stay tuned for the public breakup announcement
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@AmabileJoe
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3 years
I wasn’t engaged #bachelorinparadiseabc
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@AmabileJoe
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2 years
I wish they called grocery store joe (me) to the stand right now #TheBachelor
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@AmabileJoe
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2 years
Gabbys grandfather laughing at her limo entrance line was the best scene of the season #thebachelor
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@AmabileJoe
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3 years
Being the villain is never a good look but trying to be the villain makes you the worst #TheBachelor
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@AmabileJoe
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3 years
On movie 5 and dolores umbridge sucks
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@AmabileJoe
Joe Amabile
2 years
The fake cry call out. Fantastic #TheBachelor
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@AmabileJoe
Joe Amabile
2 years
Honestly, all decisions made in the bachelor franchise should have to go through me. #TheBachelorette
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@AmabileJoe
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3 years
Aaron and James are a match made in heaven #BachelorInParadise
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@AmabileJoe
Joe Amabile
2 years
I can’t imagine pushing a human out of my body #HappyInternationalWomensDay
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@AmabileJoe
Joe Amabile
3 years
Finished movie 6. Dumbledore dying just fucked up my whole week
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@AmabileJoe
Joe Amabile
2 years
Gabby handles tough situations very well #TheBachelor
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@AmabileJoe
Joe Amabile
3 years
The fact that I don’t have a sandal and sock deal now is baffling #BachelorInParadise
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@AmabileJoe
Joe Amabile
3 years
I’m not a liar but if you put me in a truth circle I’m lying #thebachelor
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@AmabileJoe
Joe Amabile
3 years
My socks and sandals though #BachelorInParadise
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@AmabileJoe
Joe Amabile
2 years
Not watching the #bachelor tonight but I bet if I tweeted a bunch of Shanae tweets they’d land
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@AmabileJoe
Joe Amabile
2 years
With all the ads on this episode you could’ve at least used my sauce #thebachelorette #sundayswithjoe
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@AmabileJoe
Joe Amabile
3 years
It’s 10pm on Saturday night and I just signed up for the Harry Potter fan club
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@AmabileJoe
Joe Amabile
3 years
Why do I live in a place that’s 12 degrees
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@AmabileJoe
Joe Amabile
2 years
You can’t measure love -Gabby the next Bachelorette #TheBachelor
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@AmabileJoe
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2 years
One day kid you’re gonna be in a maybelline commercial #TheBachelorette
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@AmabileJoe
Joe Amabile
2 years
I just want Susie to say you had sex and Jesus still loves you #thebachelor
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@AmabileJoe
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2 years
You have to carry all the grocery bags in one trip. That’s the rule
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@AmabileJoe
Joe Amabile
3 years
I love it when I refer to myself as the grocer #BachelorInParadise
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@AmabileJoe
Joe Amabile
3 years
Every villain that has ever been on the show walked so Shanae could fly #Bachelor
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@AmabileJoe
Joe Amabile
2 years
I grabbed a Celsius for the gym and didn’t realize untill a few sips in that I was drinking a white claw #MondayMotivation
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@AmabileJoe
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3 years
I like this guy
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@AmabileJoe
Joe Amabile
3 years
Having New Year’s Day on Saturday makes it very hard to start the year off productive. It’s 12:39 this tweet is all I’ve done
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@AmabileJoe
Joe Amabile
3 years
and now dobby. That was awful. My month ruined
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@AmabileJoe
Joe Amabile
3 years
So far out of the first three the Prisoner of Azkaban is the best one
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@AmabileJoe
Joe Amabile
3 years
After we paid the bill the waitress asked if we wanted ice cream… serena said no without hesitation. Needless to say this relationship is a little damaged today
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@AmabileJoe
Joe Amabile
3 years
I could’ve sworn I unsubscribed to the majority of the emails in my inbox
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@AmabileJoe
Joe Amabile
2 years
What if Chris Harrison is at the clock tower? #TheBachelor
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@AmabileJoe
Joe Amabile
2 years
Clayton coats are the same size as my comforter #TheBachelor
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@AmabileJoe
Joe Amabile
2 years
I hate to sound like a broken record but umm where’s grocery store joe (me) #TheBachelor
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@AmabileJoe
Joe Amabile
2 years
Diaper comment was bullshit. If some these women keep it up they are going to steal Shanae’s villain edit in one night. #TheBachelor #womentellall
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@AmabileJoe
Joe Amabile
2 years
Youthful never stopped me and kenny #BachelorInParadise
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@AmabileJoe
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3 years
I’m glad I saved the jeans till the end #BachelorInParadise
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@AmabileJoe
Joe Amabile
2 years
Just started watching new girl for the first time. Great show. Schmidt is very funny.
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@AmabileJoe
Joe Amabile
3 years
Why don’t they take off the tails for shrimp tempura
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@AmabileJoe
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6 years
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@AmabileJoe
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3 years
Never watched the Harry Potter movies about to start them now
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@AmabileJoe
Joe Amabile
2 years
Serena has never seen game of thrones so we are watching it now and she says “This guy literally looks like Jason Momoa”
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@AmabileJoe
Joe Amabile
3 years
That’s how 35 year olds do it actually came out of my mouth tonight #BachelorInParadise
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@AmabileJoe
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3 years
I think I have a crumpled up mask in every pocket of every pair of pants that I own
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@AmabileJoe
Joe Amabile
2 years
I really need a deeper explanation in how yawning is contagious
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@AmabileJoe
Joe Amabile
3 years
The shrimp count was a great add on #thebachelor
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@AmabileJoe
Joe Amabile
6 years
The only way to floss
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@AmabileJoe
Joe Amabile
3 years
I don’t know how I got a kiss after this convo
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@AmabileJoe
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3 years
I can’t believe I’m wearing a cape on tv #BachelorInParadise
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@AmabileJoe
Joe Amabile
5 years
It’s 2019 you would think we’d be able to just Venmo the IRS
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@AmabileJoe
Joe Amabile
3 years
I love every little thing you do! Cough cough BULLSHIT #BachelorInParadise
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@AmabileJoe
Joe Amabile
2 years
The iPhone needs to make the flash easier
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@AmabileJoe
Joe Amabile
2 years
Just started Ozark, is it me or is it dark Schitts Creek?
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@AmabileJoe
Joe Amabile
3 years
When a restaurants burger comes with special sauce. It’s thousand island dressing, always
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@AmabileJoe
Joe Amabile
2 years
Schmidt just told Cece that he’s cheating on her. Very sad scene
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@AmabileJoe
Joe Amabile
6 years
Big fan of sourdough bread
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@AmabileJoe
Joe Amabile
5 years
I want to go to the gym but at the same time I don’t want to go to the gym... let me get a coffee and think about it
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@AmabileJoe
Joe Amabile
3 years
Drink more water is my solution to everything
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@AmabileJoe
Joe Amabile
2 years
In 80 years they’ll be talking about me on The Bachelor and my lifes work will finally be complete. -Sigmund Freud #TheBachelor
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@AmabileJoe
Joe Amabile
3 years
The kid with the glasses in polar express is the worst
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@AmabileJoe
Joe Amabile
2 years
The auditions for bachelor in paradise live on #thewomentellall #TheBachelor
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@AmabileJoe
Joe Amabile
2 years
Is the entire cast in the audience #TheBachelor
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@AmabileJoe
Joe Amabile
3 years
I love how there is shaving cream for men and women like it’s all not the same shit
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@AmabileJoe
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3 years
Neville coming through in a big way
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@AmabileJoe
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2 years
Potatoes in a breakfast burrito are crucial
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@AmabileJoe
Joe Amabile
3 years
I always hope my credit card statement is wrong but it never is
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@AmabileJoe
Joe Amabile
3 years
$12 for smoothie that tasted awful and I have no one to blame but myself
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@AmabileJoe
Joe Amabile
2 years
Quality content should never be cut @BarstoolTrent
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2 years
Moment of appreciation for the one and only, Trent. 🧳
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@AmabileJoe
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3 years
I have no clue what Shanae is talking about #thebachelor
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@AmabileJoe
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3 years
I’m changing my starbucks mobile ordering name to bartholomew so there’s no more confusion
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@AmabileJoe
Joe Amabile
2 years
Marlena’s two cents > all the other nonsense #TheBachelor #womentellall
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@AmabileJoe
Joe Amabile
3 years
Bread and cheese is how I survive
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@AmabileJoe
Joe Amabile
6 years
Here we go!!! Vote #teamCHECKusOUT @ CBS Television City
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@AmabileJoe
Joe Amabile
6 years
Rehearsal till midnight. I really want ice cream right now
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@AmabileJoe
Joe Amabile
3 years
Quidditch looks like a fun game
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@AmabileJoe
Joe Amabile
3 years
Since no one carries cash on them anymore there should be an app to tip people in the hospitality industry
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@AmabileJoe
Joe Amabile
3 years
I wish salley stayed for twitters sake #TheBachelor
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@AmabileJoe
Joe Amabile
5 years
Receipt? No thank you every single store in the airport. I don’t need a reminder about the money I wasted.
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@AmabileJoe
Joe Amabile
3 years
Finished all 8 movies 🪄
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@AmabileJoe
Joe Amabile
3 years
My Uber driver canceled I would like to charge five dollars
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@AmabileJoe
Joe Amabile
2 years
Some of you are full of shit -the therapist #TheBachelor
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@AmabileJoe
Joe Amabile
2 years
I’ll spend hours in the wine section and truly have no idea what I’m looking at
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@AmabileJoe
Joe Amabile
3 years
Ok here we go
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@AmabileJoe
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3 years
Saying something you don’t mean in a sarcastic way and following it up with a “NOT” I hope resurfaces in 2022
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@AmabileJoe
Joe Amabile
3 years
Solid Bachelor, solid host, wild group of girls and we got a show #thebachelor
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@AmabileJoe
Joe Amabile
2 years
Rooting for Erich. #TheBachelorette
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@AmabileJoe
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2 years
Remember there is no music or television allowed. Keep the magician around. #TheBachelorette
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@AmabileJoe
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2 years
Christmas Eve > New Year’s Eve.
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@AmabileJoe
Joe Amabile
1 year
What Zach did with sex, I do every weekend with alcohol. Not drinking this weekend! Friday= I hold on Saturday= I can’t handle it anymore! Give me a drink 🥃 Sunday= Well I drank yesterday and posted it all over my Instagram story So fuck it! Let’s go baby! #thebachelor
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@AmabileJoe
Joe Amabile
3 years
Bring taxis back uber is out of control
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@AmabileJoe
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2 years
Salt and Vinegar chips are the best chips.
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@AmabileJoe
Joe Amabile
3 years
I much rather have elevator music than elevator small talk
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@AmabileJoe
Joe Amabile
2 years
Happy Valentine’s Day for bachelor people it’s our super bowl. Wish me luck on my ig post today
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@AmabileJoe
Joe Amabile
2 years
Not the CHOIR #TheBachelor
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