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California, USA
Joined November 2017
i paid more in taxes than the entire Tesla corporation last year.
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there's less gay sex in a gay porno movie than there is in the mind of a homophobe
Gamers, What kind of gay sex is appropriate for video games:
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this dude is a Roblox youtuber lol
@gmchariszhang @aidan_mclau Silicon Valley built the modern world. Why shouldn't we run it?
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i love it when weird right wingers pretend to be fans of something so they can complain about it going "woke." like how elon pretends to be a gamer
@wendoverpro @adamhchase @thewheatgerm Disappointed. As one of my favorite creators, sad to see you guys fall into the woke left trap.
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reminds me of how the Nazis celebrated the white supremacist thug and murderous pimp Horst Wessel by renaming the Nazi Anthem after him
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i cant imagine being more out-of-touch with your "super hero" movie than making it an ode to the 1950s nuclear family
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elon is gonna fuck up lockheed martin's payments at the treasury and they're gonna drone strike his house
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one of the most insidious ideas on all of social media is the suggestion that if you can make it through a 3 minute, edited promotional video interview without saying the N word, you must be a good person btw, why do you think he's "really into Roman history" but bad at Latin??
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RT @abierkhatib: The reason I avoid arguing with Zionists who justify the justifiable. Of course, Ta-Nehisi Coates uttered that better. W…
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i am proud to introduce the "donald trump is a meanie, please stop it" bill, which does nothing, and isn't even a bill. it's just a thing i wrote on my arm in sharpie. i've done it. i've saved america.
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RT @JennyENicholson: Who press releases "I stand for nothing and pledge never to have anything to say"
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Here at the Department of Government Efficiency, which do *you* think is more efficient? 1) citizens directly reporting taxes to the IRS 2) forcing you to pay out the nose for TurboTax to report your taxes If you chose option 1, head to the Humans Ground into Paste division.
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drinking white wine out of a glass that isn't meant for white wine would get you laughed out of the country club, sweetie
making mashed potatoes and drinking wine out of a glass you cannot afford
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"we need to get rid of all regulations... except the ones where you're not allowed to post the identities of my friends!!!!"
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@elonmusk wants to eliminate all regulations, making this more frequent
A United Airlines flight from Houston to New York was evacuated this morning after the engine caught on fire during takeoff.
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