Alyssa Tantra
@AlyssaTantra
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Deep Relaxation Perfectionist Stress Relief Expert Relax Your Mind Surrender Your Body The Pleasure Will Be Yours & Mine chicagotantramassage @gmail .com
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Gentlemen I love that you reach out for appointments and acquainting yourself as I ask but when you wait until day of to book there’s a good chance I’m not available. Backpage days are over and the majority of us have outside lives Pre booking verification screening reference 👍
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Three hours of cancellations. I’m thinking this is going to be the point I start requiring deposit. Is cash app the way most of you do this? I get your time is much more valuable but I can’t rebook the time you blocked off either.
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Ladies what do you do with your free time when you are not with clients. My days are starting to get a little boring and I can only take so many scenic walks , gym time, etc.
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First snow Chicago. It’s that time of year to get very cozy on a massage table. Deciding when to bring back massage by the fireplace?
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Gentlemen the majority of the ladies here have been in this for 10/20 years don’t think for a minute your window shopping emails make our pussy wet.
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Interesting conversation with a gent inquiring why I don’t share too much personal information on myself on twitter. I’m not opposed to it or those that do but I think all of my fun details should be left for those who book time with me.
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Over the next week I will be sharing some favorite photography that are not my photos but ones that inspire.
Current Mood playful, erotic, seductive. Let’s book a date
#Chicago
#TantraMassage
#SensualMassage
#DinnerDate
#FlyMeToYou
#FBSM
chicagotantramassage
@gmail
.com
💋 Alyssa
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Gentlemen when you send emails requesting appointments and you can be at my place very soon I’m not sure how desperate you think SW are? Like we have nothing else to be doing besides rushing around getting ready for you. Advance Book so we can plan our day accordingly.
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Greetings Friends, I hope everyone has been well staying in and keeping cozy with loved ones. Unfortunately my past few days have been spent mourning my dearest loved one.. my fur baby. What a life he had but still the hurt is deep. Thanks for listening.
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I’d have to say the dates have been doing well lately. I think the sun has been shining a little bit brighter lately bringing some good people back to and into my life. ❤️
#gratitude
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2/2 he didn’t think cancellation day of was last minute. I don’t take same day appointments and at that point I was out his time slot. Gentlemen 24 hours or less you most likely owe for your appointment. Ladies what are your thoughts?
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So much truth to this. I adore those who let me do what I do. I enjoy it minus the every so often glitches that come with business but that’s all business each & every field.
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Appointment bookings are best done by sending an email to chicagotantramassage
@gmail
.com
Introducing yourself & letting me know your best availability. I do request verification. Thanks have a wonderful week!
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Sunday’s are for farmers markets, bike rides, dog parks, food prep, leisurely drinking coffees. What are your favorite Sunday activities?
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August is going down in history as the month in 20 years working the most cancellations ever. 😢
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I need more of this in my life.
This has too be the cutest thing I've seen all day!! 🐾🐾❤❤❤❤❤
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This past week I dined at two restaurants one took a credit card hold and another was $20 for the reservation that gets credited to your bill. My point is I had no issue doing this because I was planning on showing up.
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Good Morning. I’m not sure why everyday I have no reason to be up at 5:30 am but I am. Coffee in bed and puppy snuggles to start the day.
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Something to think about for the day. I find in this business it’s best to be yourself and everything much more easily falls into place.
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Good Morning
#ThursdayThought
thanks to everyone who makes me smile here! That’s each and everyone of you bc if you didn’t have something fun or positive to say I probably have you blocked 😉 If you haven’t smiled today book with your favorite SW we’ll definitely have you smilie
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Hot & Humid Chicago. I’ll be hanging in some AC if you’d like to join. chicagotantramassage
@gmail
.com
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I’m thinking today is the day that the massage table moves itself to right in front of the fire place. 😁 baby it’s cold outside!
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I’m absolutely loving the much longer days! I can’t believe it’s 7 and still so bright out 😁
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Good Morning! I’m so odd that I love my early days. People always wonder why I don’t do late appointments but mostly because I’m up at 5am 😆
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My plan for the weekend is rest & relaxation. If you’d like to join me reach out… if you’d like the real GFE we can watch Netflix & walk my dog.
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Gents, I’m not running a revolving door parlor over here nor do I have intentions to ever. First person in deposit gets the day/time slot. There’s no reason for me to accommodate multiples of guests daily. My attention is to the most reliable.
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Good Morning, I have a warm cozy massage table ready for some bodies that enjoy relaxation and TLC…. I might even move the table by the fireplace soon 😊
chicagotantramassage
@gmail
.com
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What a handful of a morning. I could probably use some hugs but the good news is I can see the positive that will be on the other side of the experience. Fingers crossed everything goes well.
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Good Morning what are all of the early risers up to this morning?
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Question for both ladies & gentlemen when booking a duo and ladies have different rates would you compensate both at the higher rate or each woman her said fee? ladies how would you feel for doing the same time together knowing your partner was better compensated?
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Ran into a guy I kind of have a little crush on today and my stomach is queeezy 😂 from being nervous wooowzies. I’m glad I was looking pretty good besides not being in cute shoes but I doubt he cares about that.
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If you have to email a zillion times for an appointment I guarantee my pussy will be dry and you get marked to the time waster folder.
So if you find I stop responding you now know why.
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Unpopular post… if you book a massage session with me it’s me massage you. I don’t particularly have interest in you massaging me.
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Good Morning last minute cancellation and I now have a few days of availability for you on my table. Relax deeply & let me do the rest.
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Tuesday’s are for after work cocktails. How is everyone’s week moving along?
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Gentlemen it would be helpful when you request an appointment to put a date and time or time frame in otherwise your wasting my time and that doesn’t keep the pussy wet.
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Such a beautiful weekend Chicago. Please do yourself a favor and get in the beautiful outdoors.
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When I was in my young 20’s I never understood why happy hour started and ended so early. 20 years later I understand because I’m in bed at 8pm 🤣
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August is so weird I’ve had the most cancellations but I’ve also grossed the most per month this year. Go figure kind of odd but I’ll take it. Super thanks to everyone who emails, confirms and follows through. To those that don’t you should probably look for a new massage girl
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I hope everyone had a wonderful past weekend/ week of spring holidays. I was lucky enough to enjoy a few brunches, parties and get togethers with friends.
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My fantasy of a male SW would be he would come in, clean my house, meal prep my week & pick up groceries while I lay in bed with my dog. How’s that for a good fantasy 🤣
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I’m super loving this cold front storm/ Christmas! A long weekend to myself & my dog & Trader Joe’s groceries & run on sentences. Have a wonderful holiday!
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To all the lovely individuals I cross paths with no matter if it’s in person or virtually. Be the reason someone smiles today.
#inspiration
#InspirationalQuotes
you'll find motivation in the oddest of places
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I’m having a laid back holiday as usual besides that I’m putting together 50 meals to go for the homeless. I hope this goes well. If you feel generous to curb my cost that’s wonderful otherwise I got this👍
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Getting through Monday emails is drying up my pussy.... Regular friends I’d love to be wet for you 😂 you have no idea how much your visits non hassles, and non self entitlement is appreciated.
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Good Morning Friends. Many of us are not working and I’m feeling that I’m running out of things to do. Let’s get some ideas what is everyone up to today?
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One of the best feelings is when people reach out for an appointment and I noticed that they have done last minute cancellations with no compensation. My greatest pleasure is reserving myself & taking care of those who value me and my time & the ability to say, “No thanks!”
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I’m just had a wonderful business opportunity come my way. I’m definitely intrigued. It will be some time before it all comes to fruition but definitely having a feel good moment.
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Gentlemen when you are with a woman and she chooses to keep an article of clothing on it means it’s kept on for a reason. Basically what I’m saying is massage is keep your hands to yourself this isn’t mutual massage.
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Watching a lightning storm from my roof deck with a glass of wine 🍷
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It’s Monday and I’m ready to quit my job and just deal with regulars. Everyone emails for appointments with zero verification. I’m not jumping up and rushing around to do this when if your seeing a SW you very well know 99% of us require your information.
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Something interesting this week I switched sides of the massage table. I tell everyone take time to rest relax for yourself but rarely do so myself. All I have to say is 🔥💥🤯 I need this in my life more often.
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I’d say good morning but it seems the cheapskates are back out in full effect Hears a tip many of us ladies have diversified income and don’t HAVE to take your low ball offers like you assume we do. on that note my day is full but real gentlemen I have availability Thursday
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Rise and shine whose body am I going to have the privilege of working with this week?
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Decided to peek at TER I don’t even think I’ve looked at that sight in years. I’m pretty sure my favorite feedback was someone was annoyed that after seeing me multiple times I didn’t offer to extend past massage. Then don’t book with a massage provider 🙄
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Gentleman please just come in and enjoy your hour or 2 Nothing sours my good time then having to listen to you analyze my tweets and then me feeling like I have defend myself, feelings, & day to day life. It’s a good way to not get invited back.
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Good Morning Friends…. Ladies just a quick thought to start your day.
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Things I love about rainy day weekends is I love being a homebody, hanging with my dog, attempting to cook pumpkin curry is brewing and being available for appointments.
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Quick note I need appointments booked. I have a personal & professional life outside of of this. I have no intention of just dropping my day rearranging my schedule to run home hop in the shower and see people especially anyone who has not done verification. Thank you.
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Greetings Friends & Followers Tweethearts & Lurkers I would love the pleasure to get to know you and guide your through deep relaxation with a mix of therapeutic massage mixed with the wonders of playful hands Best contact chicagotantramassage
@gmail
.com and introduce yourself!
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Good Morning a perfect morning to lay in bed with a couple cups of coffee and a couple pups!
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@gray_service
@HollyDavisVIP
@BlizzardBlonde
Thanks
@gray_service
List 3 inexpensive date ideas & tag 3 friends:
1. Chicago Mural Art Walk
2. Hop on a water taxi to Chinatown get dinner or lunch
3. Botanical Gardens
@MeetJosieQu
@Sage_Chicago
@theheatherriley
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And I’m up and off to
The gym I’ll leave everyone with this thought for the day.
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I’m just adding in for Monday frustration I’m not looking for a Daddy who is younger then me and probably makes less money then I do 🤢 Ok Monday rants are over .
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Very soon I’ll be taking a little hiatus 😊 and by little I mean probably preparing for retirement. I’ll be around off & on until then but I generally won’t have days of availability anymore. Reach out while you can & some may find something special in your inbox.
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The biggest turn on is asking me what I like and doing it. The biggest turn off is pushing boundaries after I told you what I like.
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Normally I’d say snowy days are for your body on my massage table but I’ve decided to take a weekend to myself.
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Guys asking a SW if she can discount time $150 doesn’t exactly make anyone’s pussy wet.
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Good Morning. I’m not sure how this day is going to go on very limited rest 😒
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@SiennaSummerEIC
Weight is the least of my worries. Everyone deserves love & TLC. I’m more concerned with how I’m treated and also how they treat & interact with other women.
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I’ve been pretty mice and pleasant for the past many many years I’ve been in this business but at this point if you can write a proper email I’m just not going to reply back asking for additional information. Either provide it, or jerk off with some icy hot.
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Good Morning Chicago! Storms are good for afternoons getting snuggly with your favorite SW.
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