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@Altaria_Motives

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6ft, Brown, Often wears a Crown. Follow me for banger replies. I follow back. #LFC #Mclaren

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I could be inside you all day and all night 🤤😫
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@GBC_TFP No way that's a real pic 💀
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@DeadlineDayLive Gonna rename themselves to Schalke 24
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@eurofootcom Graphic Designer: That will be €1million
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@ShitpostGate Black Musolini 💀
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@NewRockstars Love RDJ as Tony Stark but was kinda hoping for someone new.
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@Gooner_Eurychus All of them? Dafuq? I'd still £99,999,700 left lol
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@MailSport Bro pre ordered 💀
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@datchughuy @DeadlineDayLive Actions have consequences
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@ESPNFC Lmao zero chance of that being true 💀
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@werderbremen_en Yea... you'll have to get used to this
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@InternetH0F For $200/hr they could whip me too
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@DeadlineDayLive Arsenal finally realised they could buy rice from Tesco and save millions
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@EasyEnzoEnjoyer @OfficialVizeh Bit ironic coming from a Chelsea fan
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@theposhwomen Build a statue of her already, what a legend
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@feydemon I couldn't sleep last night cause I had a 3 hour long boner that wasn't going away
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@ESPNFC I admire and respect Messi but 3.5billion is almost half the whole world's population. People who aren't interested in football, babies, people who don't have access to TVs or the Internet, hardcore Ronaldo fans, people with better things to do wouldn't have tuned in.
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@theposhwomen Club legend at this point.
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@werderbremen_en 💀💀💀 got to be a joke
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@nordgirls Could gas me anyday
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@theposhwomen Kirk is so clear of Messi and Ronaldo it's unreal
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@DeadlineDayLive A stadium full of home fans and they still couldn't beat a struggling Bayern Munich side..💀
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@RackiRMA @CreepyOrg Or maybe just cook it like a sane person
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@SkyFootball Most embarrassing post. "Legendary", it's effin Barnsley
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@royal_bobby24 @InternetH0F If you're brave enough, sure
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@DeadlineDayLive This seems to be coming absolutely out of nowhere, Toney must have gotten really good bettjng odds on his move to West Ham.
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@MadridXtra Sassy ahh look
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@UTDTrey ??? Darwin did a trick shot assist for Gravenberch
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@Jalopnik Then don't go on the damn grid 💀
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@DonkTrading 38 pace.. they must have made bro wheelchair bound 😭
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@AnythingLFC_ Not something to make an April fools joke about mate..
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@SevillaFC_ENG Kike needs a statue for this
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@Zvbear @ayeejuju Bro probably showed him his stranger thing
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@amethystbruise @HumansNoContext Sure, over dinner maybe? 💀
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@ugwox1 @LFC @TrentAA If they're going to cry and leave because of this, they were poor choices for captaincy in the first place. They'll be just fine with the decision, they aren't as petty as some of you lot
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@brinaaquafina @Pickuptruckdude @Zvbear Wholesome wife & family woman 😭😭😭
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@LFCTransferRoom Shameless 🤣🤣🤣 probably trying to fool Boehly into keeping him
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@Joshua_Ubeku Ahh Zidane the famous CDM
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@ExtremeFootbal4 Cheated on his dying wife. He's a cuunt
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@astrixliberty I don't wanna say anything, I might disappear.
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@DeadlineDayLive @caughtoffside They could sign him for £15m 💀 throwing money away for the lols at this point
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@ExtremeFootbal4 Even the people he's related to hate him 💀
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@AnfieldRd96 Fulham will probably score in the first 5minutes
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@RemishOgwang @SkySportsF1 Back of the grid more like 💀
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@nocontextfooty Bro is gonna be number 1 next season
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@markgoldbridge He literally just slipped off the top of the ball, wasn't a red. Definitely a yellow
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@PETAUK I too cry in pain when I shave my beard 💀🤣
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@Altaria_Motives
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@SkySportsNews Just accept it and move on Vinny, your own words.
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@unfilteredGray @creepydotorg She's not actually a dragon
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@DaveOCKOP The Argentinian on Japanese porno we all want. @netflix
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@FastestPitStop "We are checking" moment
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@thecityshack @acmilan @ChampionsLeague Ofcourse a city fan wouldn't know the rules back in 2005, their club and their glory hunting fans are new to football 🤣
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@LDNFootbalI Not sure if this is taking the piss or actually a serious take 💀
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@joepearce_ Yes insane even
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@htomufc Was playing with onana
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@saintpablooo_ Obviously Djimi Traore
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@nzranasr She knows what you did last summer
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@TrollFootball Yellow for Jota 💀
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@SkySportsPL Impressive, won the league in September
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@mancitycollect The Bald Fraud not only has 115 FFP charges, but he also failed 2 drug tests. Sit this one out lil guy.
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@KevinTillett7 @creepydotorg She's not actually a rabbit
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@AbuTawAmman @SimplyGoal Messi stays in the US, MacAllister was on a private jet 💀
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@JoshLFC1909 @TheEuropeanLad Who is this clown 🤡
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@LFCTransferRoom Chelsea in the Top 10 when they can't even get in the Top 10 of the EPL in the past 2 seasons 💀
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@oluwaluhmie @goal He owns them now lol
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@ThePeakSanti What is left of football if we remove football from Football?
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@autosport Speaking as a Mclaren fan, He's not wrong, due to F1's negligence, it's not fair that ferrari will have to pay for the damages on sainz car, money that will come out of their cost cap
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@WelBeast Maybe 1) don't time waste 2) clear the damn ball when you have the chance instead of trying to play it out from the back in the 98th minute?
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@AnythingLFC_ Trust me bro would be a more reliable source
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@andrea_tsy Was the little boy Anthony Loke in disguise?
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@coldplay Sorry our politics tried to ruin such an incredible night. It was an experience of a lifetime. Thank you Coldplay #SpreadLove
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@theposhwomen Yea quite easily best player in the world, men and women combined.
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@The_Forty_Four They should report the rapist on their team
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@mqondisindovela @TheVVDRole Lmfao that is brilliant
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@paritosh_bhide God i love him so much, he's executing their downfall brilliantly
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@Poshinteriors1 @datchughuy @DeadlineDayLive Never was a rapist what kind of silly comment is that? Lol talking like being a rapist is a minor personality imperfection.
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@DaveOCKOP Gonna magically recover soon as the international break is over.
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@F1 @MercedesAMGF1 Straight into the wall too 💀
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@afcjxmes Gotta hit you with receipts 😭
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@luvgtd @DailyLoud Yikes, you're feeling sorry for a child rapist and murderer? 🚩🚩🚩
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@theposhwomen Happy birthday to our Goddess
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@JosefWarzone @nocontextfm1 Problem of their own doing. Everyone knows they are willing to overpay because they always do.
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@goal Ngl, that's an elite front 3
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@JoePompliano 15mins to the Nice airport, the not so Nice one is further away
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@DeadlineDayLive 🤣🤣🤣 always overpaying players and ending their motivation to improve in the process. Have they not learnt from Sancho and all the other mega money contract signings?
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@FastestPitStop Calling Lauda a mascot is wild 💀
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@Aldas001 Total opposite my guy 💀
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@dxckiii We've all tried giving ourselves head
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@DaveOCKOP Ffs Jurgen, this has "The Korean Guy" vibes to it, Willian is scoring against us now
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@maziosaai @ESPNFC I'm not a Ronaldo fan either. I respect them both, they're different yes but they're both in their own league compared to everyone else. And if someone were to make an identical statement about Ronaldo, I'd call it out too for identical reasons
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@elevenbeer His brother, H, just moved to Saudi Arabia
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@F1MercHub Soooo Mclaren will be the main winners in 2026? 💀
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@Eaziwest10 @lfcchristiann I'd be impressed if Mudryk scores 1 goal by the end of the season 💀
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@UtdTata @markgoldbridge All those 5 would walk into the United team easily 😭
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@RajaMohdShahrim What's he going to do for his constituency? Just play football with them?
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@DaveOCKOP Macca is a future captain man
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