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Bad Egg/ Don't care how, I want it now. venmo: @ veruca-salt-1 cashapp: $altveruca ***tip before you dm
The Wonka Factory
Joined September 2020
"If you're lost, you can look, and you will find me" on blue sky.
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Once you hit mid-life, you're assigned a potluck dish that will then be yours for all eternity, mine is buffalo chicken dip.
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I'm singlehandedly bringing back "right on" as a generic response.
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Fat-bottom girls love thread! . Share your fat-bottom and your love
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Of course I was attracted to you, I have the absolute worst taste in men.
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Standing in the shower, trying to find the will to live.
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My pussy's wetter than a naked white dude in a bass pro fish tank.
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Anyone in the market for middle-aged mom mediocre semi-nudes, hmu.
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Holy shit! My office just called and gave me a 12.5% raise!.
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My boobs are out of control, can you handle them for me?.
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Plot twist: both my titties escaped my tank top last night.
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Women in their forties give the best bjs cuz when we get down on our knees, we can't get back up again.
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Just blocked a guy because he said he didn't want to see my butt, and I just don't need that kind of negativity in my life.
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Not saying I'm festive but I just put antlers on and my dog's antlers on for a trip to Starbucks.
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I'm wearing really cute panties that are practically begging to be pulled to the side.
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I'm gonna leave this app the same way I came into it, flashin ma titties.
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So you wanna be my Twitter boyfriend? You'll get thousands of selfies of me in my black cami because that's all I wear at home.
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Lots of guys wanna have sex with me, but not a lot of guys wanna sing the J.G. Wentworth commercial with me.
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I see you, suburban middle-aged dadbod, jogging through the neighborhood, trying get back into shape, c'mere I wanna work you out and build up your stamina.
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I don't think sex is naughty, dirty, filthy, sinful or wrong, because I'm a fucking adult.
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I wish people treated chubby humans like they do chubby pets. I just want someone to say, "oh look how big your cute belly is, you sure do love your food!" And then feed me more treats while petting me.
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Just because a woman loves sex, doesn't mean she wants to have it with every man on the planet.
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I get it, you just like my tits. You, and the rest of the world.
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Some of you have never moved a dead body, and it shows.
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