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Joined September 2022
Women’s Football is Pure Comedy Gold . I can’t believe No. 6 actually happened 💀 . A Thread 🧵
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Parents Share some unnecessary Reasons Why Their Toddler is Crying 😂😂😂😂. A thread
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Men will never break a bro code. This is the funniest story you will read today😂😂😂😂 don’t skip😂😂😂😂
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People shared the most embarrassing thing that’s happened to them during s*x. The replies are wi|d asf. Open thread.
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A compilation of the Funniest write ups on innocent people’s clothes you will ever see on the internet 😂😂😂😭😭. A thread.
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Modern problem requires modern solutions. Read to the end you will enjoy it. Women🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭
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A thread of wild and hilarious yearbook quotes you will ever see this year🤣🤣. Check thread
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So this guy went for sleepover in girls hostel and was trapped😂😂😂😂 you will laugh fr.😂. A very funny thread.
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People were asked “when was the most random time you had a sexual experience when you weren’t expecting one” The replies are wi!d.😂😂. Open Thread.
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This is the saddest story you will see today💔 i Pray we never get to be in this situation 💔😭
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“What’s the craz!est dare you did or seen someone do in a game of truth or dare?”. The replies are weird and wild asf.😳😅. Open thread.
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A thread of people having a very bad day but turned out to be a bit funny😂😂 . Second frame can’t go up nor come down😂
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Bringing you the most hilarious statues play-along pictures you’d see on the internet today😂😂😂😂. A thread
This is one of the most hilarious statues play-along pictures you’d see today.😂😂😂
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Different reactions from husbands in the labor room during their wife's childbirth 😂😂😂. A Thread
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Bringing back one of Goated tweet in 2022 about how funny men’s banters are😂😂😂 you will laugh out loud😂😂😂🤣. A Very Funny thread.
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People who are on another level 😂. THREAD:
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Football conspiracies Everyone knows but doesn’t say😳. A Thread 🧵 . 1. Fabrizio has not slept since birth
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"who's got that one FT screenshot? 😭". An interesting thread.
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Here are the funniest kids answers to test that will surely make you laugh 🤣😂. A thread.
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Men were asked how they feel coming home after cheating, These responses alone shows cheating is never a mistake we all know what we are doing. Read thread👇😢
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“For anyone who forgave a cheating partner, how’d it turn out?” The Responses are heartbreaking.💔
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Marriage is definitely not for the weak, here are some shocking confessions after getting married that will definitely make your day😂. A thread 🧵
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When a woman revenge, even satan fears the outcome. Another reason to fear women. 👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾
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Women were asked “what was something you didn’t know about men till u got one” The comments are w!ld😭. Open thread🥹🥹
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A funny thread of how some people took instructions too literally 😂🤣😭. Guys😂😂
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“Men, tell us about your bitter experience on the day you passed the night at a woman’s house?” 😭💀. Thread 📨
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If you are having a bad day read this i promise you it will cheer you up🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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This man shared a very funny story of his childhood experience, trust me it will have you rolling 🤣🤣. Open thread.
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This is the one of the scariest and saddest threads you will see on twitter🥺. Life is truly vanity 💔 you might cry while reading some comments💔⚠️
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Ex-prisoners reveal the most shocking things they witnessed behind bars. You won’t believe what happens inside prison walls. This thread 🧵 will leave you speechless 🤯.
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This Chat between a guy that used his girlfriend for money r!tuals and his friend will shock you 😳😱. Check thread 👇
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Hilarious Photoshop Requests & After Results that will make your day😂. A THREAD
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Top Football Moments You Never Knew Existed. A Thread. 1. Denmark abusing the pass back rule in the last few minutes of the Euro 1992 final.
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A thread the most emotional movie scenes that left us in t€ars💔😭. 1. John Shelby's d¢ath and Funeral - Peaky Blinders.
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National Team Current and all time Best players. A Thread. 1. Brazil
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“What was a sentence a man said to you that you will never forget?” The replies are filled with mixed feelings and you wouldn’t want to miss it:. Open thread.
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Why are women w!cked and big liars? Read this story about how a man trusted his wife but got betrayed.💔
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BRO CODE GONE EXTREMELY WRONG😂😂😂😂😂😂. This is funny tbh but why will a bro do this to a bro? What happened to bro codes?😂😂😂😂😂. A thread
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"People who almost kiIIed themselves, what stopped you?". Read their stories in the thread 🧵
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THIS IS ONE OF THE FUNNIEST STORIES YOU WILL READ TODAY😂😂😂😂. A Man narrated how he learnt to be a man in the face of fear because he’s now married and he’s the man of the house😂😂😂
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Men were asked to share their “reverse the genders”moment. Trust me, you wouldn’t want to miss any of the responses. Open thread.
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Men were asked if they were able to heal after finding out the child wasn’t theirs. The replies are heartbreaking.💔 . A thread👇
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Girlfriend shared how she secretly matched every dollar her boyfriend saved for his new vehicle and it got people talking… . Open thread.
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10 sad pictures with deep meanings you will see on the internet today🥹😩. 1. A lot of us are guilty of this💔
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Here are some of the craziest but satisfying revenge story you will see about a cheating ex today🤯🤯. A thread
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Men were asked, “what did she casually do that made you realize she would qualify to be your wife?” You wouldn’t want to miss this. A thread.🧵
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Why are men triggered by their fellow men sending them pictures?they are all angry 😂😂😂. This thread is so funny🤣
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People shared the creepiest things they came across on the internet. The replies are shocking.😳. Open thread.
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Men were asked “ What would you like all women stop doing, immediately, as of right now? The response are so true and hilarious.😂😂. Open thread.
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End of thread, Like, Repost and like for more interesting threads.
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Men were asked “what are your expectations from women in bed?” The comments are w!ld😭. Open thread🥹🥹
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Men were asked to share some “guy secrets” ladies don’t know about and the replies got me rolling😂😂 . Read thread
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People shared the craziest things they did after a breakup 😱🤣 some are funny though. But please stop breaking up with people that deeply and genuinely love you🥲
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Couples who said NO to kids—how's life turned out for them? Their surprising stories will make you think. Dive into the thread 🧵
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2. Jamie Vardy doesn’t play football anymore but still ends up with 15 PL goals every season
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"Married women, what's is your greatest regret about marriage?". The comments by married women are mind-blowing. Check thread 🧵
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“When did Elon musk become a “bad” guy?” This replies will leave you dumbfounded fr.😑. Open thread.
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3. Copa America was organised 4 times in 6 Years so Messi had a better chance to win an international trophy.
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5. The Barca vs Chelsea UCL tie in 2009 was rigged for Barcelona to win because they wanted a Messi Vs Ronaldo final.
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The effect Drake has had on these popular rappers 🦉. (A THREAD)
Drake X Adin Ross are going to have the biggest Livestream on Stake. This will be one of the biggest giveaways livestream in Streaming History. The stream is on 26th December at
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