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So I am seated in the staffroom and this s1 student comes in with a soda, greets me and goes "Madam thank you for teaching us" 😭
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I slept off early yesterday only to wake up to a breakup😪
Am single ba dear🤣😅🤣🥳🥳🥳
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Regardless, I make these and they are affordable 😌
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He got y'all fuming because he portrayed what men expect whenever women go to their places. Y'all need to understand that if one makes a movie or a skit, they are portraying reality not advocating for it.
But what do I know😂
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I have matured enough to leave some soda for my young bro and add him pieces of meat🤣😅😅
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If you see this,drop a photo of you that looks like an album cover.
If you see this, drop a photo of you that looks like an album cover.
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There is no absolute frankness between people.
We are just trying to find a balance between truth and lies.
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I love tours le me kusimbula too🙏
Since there is no more Kusimbula in bars let’s go Kusimbula on the road. This weekend
@Tripaddicts1
is heading to Mburo at only 200k and as usual I am paying for two ladies and two gents. The quoted retweet with the highest engagements wins a slot.
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@kilogoddy
Sorry to say but we knew from the start😂😂
on a real, it's bad that happened. Take heart, be strong, one day one time you will find one who will stay and accept you for you. As of now let's sip beer as we break bottles.
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We can't be this idle in lockdown
I can depress your Ex Call 0787232525
prices are negotiable
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I am a whole head of department 🥺🎈🎉🎉🎉🎉🤤🤤🤤💯😘💯🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳
One year in this place yielded me alot that I can't be less proud of myself 🤤 Thank you lord🙏
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I just looked at my nudes today
I feel like sending them somewhere safe
Anyone 😉😁
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April ♥️♥️
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Met this guy yesterday and went over to his place today morning and the brother is telling me he has heard alot about me 🙄🤨🤔🤔🤪
I haven't healed
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I also want to add "DM for business" on my bio but I gat no business😥😂😂
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Due to public demand am going to post my bank account balance since yall think am broke🤕
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Hit us today and get yourself a shirt at only 10k ugx😊
0700909336
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Second hand second cargo pants at only 25k
#HustleMonday
Welcome back from the weekend, hope you had a great one, I saw events in every corner😎🎶🕺💃
Anyways, let’s now get back to work - Every Monday on my accounts is for Marketing our businesses and hustles
Drop your hustle in the comment section, follow each other
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It was a lie when I said I can marry a broke guy. I hadn't dated anyone with money.
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As I said earlier, we back to business..
35k for a second hand cargo pant 🤤
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Office shirts for only 10k
Quote this with your hustle. You might get a new customer on the TL.
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Call it whatever but broken English turns me off🤒🤒 Rather use your local language.
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I wanna be a hard girl hard gurl and start acting savage but the Josephine in me cant allow
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I want to post my pics here but yall will start those are filters🤣🤣
Okay the announcement is am cute 🤣😅
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I changed my phone 📲 language settings from English to Chinese so that my boyfriend won’t use it 😿😿😿 Now I cannot find the setting any more
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A real girlfriend will still find her way to you in this lockdown and if it she doesn't she is not the one
My bwoys
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Sister no one wants you man😫 it's your man that wants everyone😂🧐🤒
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Sleep overs are hectic for me
Like I can't kneel down and i pray before bed like I do at home when i know am going to sin🤔🤔
Le me stay home
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I would wish to spoil someone's son
Naye am broke and I dont even have that son🤗
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It shouldn't have been you breaking my heart🥺 You looked so innocent.
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Had a ka 20k on me today I travelled and went for swimming siyina kyakulya nkya😪😪
Someone teach me how to economise
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After reading through, I have realised that punching the wall isn't that crazy 😂
What’s the craziest thing you did after a breakup? 🙃👀
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I missed your call and you sent me a message are you that important??
Are you my mother?🤔🙄
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Djokovic put a smile on this young man, it's priceless. Make someone smile today🫶
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So no one told me single life is this nice I cant even spell fridomu simanya freedom
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Yall have people who are after your money and body
No one is even after my money oba they think am broke🤔🤣🤣
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"I dont want to be a doctor, and live by men's diseases; nor a minister to live by their sins; nor a lawyer to live by their quarrels. so i dont see there is any thing left for me but to be an author"_ nathaniel hawthorne... And so be it! Amen...
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If you want to improve your memory , try lending someone money.Someone start with me.
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I think I haven't learnt alot from this human race
every other time I get suprises
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I hope to help Whoever comes my way if I ever have what it takes.
God help me🙏
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Dear minister the only 500000 I received was a mistake and I had to send it back
I know you wont believe but I had to lie
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Judging us by the looks irritates
Someone just told me am after money😪😪
Yes niggah am after money because am a hustler but I go an extra mile to work for that money🖖🖖
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Getting a rich sugar daddy also needs connections😫😫omuntu akoze atya🤔
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Today 3rd sept 2020 I wish to announce that am going offline till early next month because av already used my free bundle and that's the last I could afford... Stay in peace
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If being myself makes you uncomfortable don't stand
Don't tolerate the disrespect and all it comes with because I won't stand that shit too
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He invited me to his gwaa and am on the jaj and his phone is off now musoke Zaako esiimu 😪😪 wakyili ompe transport refund
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Since I stopped texting and calling first iam single and that's the only less I deserve
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It's a monday and you gat nothing to motivate you? Your dumb ass is idle and lazy.
You is me😂
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Yall be telling us not to take twitter things at heart but the hate, betrayal and pretense on here is real
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My mum will be healed 🥺 completely by God's grace🙏🙏
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Loving one person comes with alot of patience and affection.
I am that patient and loving....
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Am in love with this niggah I met a few days back. I dont care how its going to end as long as am earning this fun for now🤩😁
Love you baby🤩
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We tried out a beanie(headsock) and the results are awesome . Hit my dm for one 🫶
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Wabewo angumya bananye mumpe ku hug, mobile money , mukwateko🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
silibulungyi😰
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I started respecting men when one come to me and said, sinayagala kulya but anytime now🤣😂😂😂
The audacity
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Bambi people have called me today and I have come to a conclusion am loved so much but by broke people😂😂😂
am never judging your silence
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Am doing better alone than I used to with some friends😜
Appreciate yourself always
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