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Mong from Hackney telling a champions league, ballon d’or, World Cup winning midfielder to cut back 😭🤣
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Olise trying to keep up the nonchalant gimmick when he has to go to Oktoberfest wearing traditional Bavarian clothing will kill me 😂
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😭💔🇮🇹 Lazio fan bursts into tears as Ciro Immobile is at the airport to go and sign for Turkish side Beşiktaş. (
@calciomercatoit
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Schweinsteiger’s words of Encouragement vs the Kim Kardashian Curse tonight at the Emirates
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@PamphletsY
@FrenlyFrenchBoi
russia is as white as it gets when it comes to other european countries
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@Gideoomatic
there really aren't many, because every picture seems to emphasize his nose, so the only good pictures of Stiller are the ones taken from far away
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@iMiaSanMia
Be like Thomas Tuchel👍
Loan out a promising defender who can play CB/RB then Throw a Tantrum and complain to the board that you don’t have a player that can Play CB/RB
After that push for a defender who doesn’t even want to join us (Araújo)
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Life Without Tuchel
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@Complaxes
Brazzo is up there with Stalin Hitler and Mao Zedong for giving Goretzka 20 million a year
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@klshmish
Bayern fans who actually prefer Ronaldo over Messi aren’t real fans because how can you have Ronaldo as your Goat when he literally Scored 2 offside goals in a UCL Quarter final against us
In one of the biggest robberies in UCL history
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@_FarouqOlami
@centregoals
I think it’s a bit mental how he’s being called as a racist for saying this
if sweden keeps going in the direction its going now, i will be walking my daughter from and back to school with a loaded shotgun
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Imagine Vini Jr in this situation, he would have absolutely lost his shit
JN did it to annoy Mbappe, Neymar and Messi, So i don’t know why it wouldn’t work with Vini Jr, If Tuchel Employed the same gameplan because he’s obviously mentally unstable and very quick to anger
This guy is so mentally unstable that a smart manager would actually make it part of a gameplan
Make someone like Kimmich/Goretzka rattle him until he makes a serious mistake
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@bayerncentre
@SkySportDE
last year we went and dominated Barca, Psg and Inter Milan with pretty much the same squad, so why is he acting like he inherited the augsburg squad These Players know how to play football otherwise we would have gone 8/8 unbeaten in the ucl while only conceding twice
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@BavarianAD
thats was literally the first thing i thought about when i saw this earlier today im glad im not the only one who found it strange
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here it is mate
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DANCE NOW!!! DANCE NOW!!!
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Funniest thing about this is that 90% of ft madrid fans never even watched this game live but they pretend they were heartbroken that day, most of them started watching football after the 2022 world cup
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@clinicalmusiala
i stopped watching football for a good year or two after this game
this game absolutely ruined me
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vibes were unmatched genuinely thought we would go on and win it all
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Pretty sure Portugal’s camp is here in germany mate, nothing ground breaking here the euros are literally ongoing
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Only Real Madrid fans can watch their star player do fuck-all in the ucl k/o's but still run their mouth about other players, getting ballon d’or shouts for coasting of a certain brazilian wingers success
honestly baffles me how retarded some of their fanbase is
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@AbzSemtex
@TeacherOfBall
The most fakest rivalry ever, they have been wanking each other off all day on my timeline
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Those so called "wingers" that we have in our attack are barely even footballers
just saw someone claim we don't need any more signings in attack because "we have enough wingers"
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even with the new rule ronaldo would have been miles offside
🚨 IFAB has approved new tests for another type of offside! 😳
A player would only be offside if his ENTIRE body is ahead of the last defender.
(🗞
@433
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Tuchel wasted an all timer campaign everything set up by Nagelsmann then came in and destroyed it all
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De Ligt was marking Bobby Charlton for Joao Pedro’s last minute winner
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Deport Kai Havertz i don’t care if he’s german just deport him
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I don’t think it’s actually racism. Imagine you’re an old man who knows absolutely nothing about social media. You’ve been observing Speed barking at people for over half an hour in the parking lot. He’s speaking in an American accent, mind you, and they’re in Germany. He has
this German car seller thought Speed was too broke to buy a car 😭
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City fans don’t understand that Xhaka is almost like a cult hero in Switzerland especially for the eagle celebration against Serbia in the 2018 World Cup
Also the same reason why Yann Sommer starts over Gregor Kobel in the NT, he’s the Poster boy of the Swiss NT
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@iMiaSanMia
@AZ_Strasser
@ransport
We have become the laughing stock of the whole world
thank you Thomas Tuchel
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@Rohit_Das11
When you realise that Dier is Tuchels transfer and the transfer of Mukiele is just the board trying to save money
Freund is just doing what he’s being told to do
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@w4nner7489
@iMiaSanMia
Im sure KHR and Hoeneß would now better then some Mexican street sweeper
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over a billion pounds spent this past year with a squad worse then Bournemouth, coasted off the success of Palmer without him you would have been fighting relegation, you play in the conference league with no guarantee of ucl football
pipe down
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you sold your own club for some twitter likes and impressions, playing the moral police when one of your greatest ever players messaged Agambi when she was a minor
Uli Hoeness might be the most cancerous figure in world football. And the most annoying thing is: he always narrowly avoids absolute embarrassment
And it f*cking pisses me off, hope Davies claps back hard at this f*cking c*nt.
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@usertrends103
@TeacherOfBall
would rather hear us sing multiple songs with the entire sudkürve jumping and singing instead for 90 minutes straight with a massive tifo beautiful tifo in the beginning then some specky teenagers occasionally shouting “city city city around the world” and then doing the poznan
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16 million a year is still going to go to this excuse of a defender useless fat fuck got his pants pulled down by a 4th division player in a friendly game
he wasn’t rated by Allegri, Tuchel and isn’t rated the Ineos Higher Ups
Our Fanbase makes him out to be the next Maldini…
Manchester United are unwilling to spend the €50m + add-ons demanded by Bayern for Matthijs de Ligt at this stage. United also prioritized a move for Leny Yoro [
@Plettigoal
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people blaming Upamecano for getting outpaced do you think Dier or De Ligt would have been faster genuinely tell me im curious
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your want to pride yourselves in being the most “physical” league in the world, and when a Bundesliga team shows up manhandling your entire squad you cry corruption and robbery 🤣
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he quite literally was he only played if the starters were injured
Narrative on De Ligt is too jokes. Rivals would make you think he’s been a bench player at Bayern
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Liverpool corespondent vs Bayern corespondent
Pletti, Shetti, cfbayern guy, all of them are for sale. They will report what Bayern want them to. Good for us to know who is reliable and who’s for sale.
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@ImaniMUFC
@FabrizioRomano
If Harry Kane had played at a Bayern Munich or a Real Madrid and not spent 10 years at spurs
We wouldn’t even be talking about Suarez, Lewandowski or a Benzema
Kane would have been astronomically clear off all 3 of them
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@losblancoszone
you struggled against leipzig only won because of a wonder goal by brahim diaz pipe down
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Well Trent’s off to madrid then, done deal in my books
Real Madrid next year btw 🤩🤩🤩,
a back line of 4 players who cant defend to save their lives
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what a sad day to be literate
🚨🔴🎙️Bayern Munich fans on de Ligt:
“We all want Matthijs de Ligt to stay at FC Bayern Munich! He has proven that he’s a world-class defender, probably the best in our squad.
“There is a reason why he was elected as our best player in the 2022/23 season. Furthermore he is only
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should have asked him about this aswell
Marcelo, about Cristiano Ronaldo's offside goal in 2017 against Bayern.
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There are supposed “fans” of our club that have Ronaldo as their goat when he Scored 2 offside goals against us
This is the worst case of robbery in the history of the Champions League
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We have the most retarded fanbase in the world might just beat Nigerian Arsenal fans
Talks regarding Kieran Trippier are taking place over permanent transfer, not a loan, at this stage [
@FabrizioRomano
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he would have had a disgusting amount of Assists if Sane and Coman were clinical finishers
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@shemsifcb
if he starts Either De Ligt or Dier at the Emirates he shouldn’t even be let onto the Bus after the match, he should walk home
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German society is so fucked 😂, a player can’t even say that he’s proud to be german without getting accused of being a facist
absolutely laughable
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just to remind everybody
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@CarefreeLewisG
@GetafeCFen
They’re a Spanish team, and have made a graphic appropriate for Spanish Easter, this discourse happens literally every year with a bunch of Africans and you yourself ,you are a Christian you should know this
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@Scoretxka
“empathy for tuchel” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Wasn’t Goretzka also on a Yellow and he dominated the entire Arsenal Midfield 🤣
Excuses excuses excuses
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When my Timeline next week is full of Arsenal fans crying because they got attacked at the Allianz Arena
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He saw that he was playing at the Emirates and immediately associated it with the United Arab Emirates and decided to turn up just like he did against lazio
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Played last year for the entirety of 2023 for both napoli and bayern munich almost every game for the full 90 minutes bar injury, got frozen out of the squad for literally no reason after the asian cup games and has only gotten pity minutes so far and then you throw him into the
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@thomassist25_
@Plettigoal
@picturealliance
That would be like pep going to Real Madrid or Zidane going to Barcelona
I forgot why I muted you and know I remembered why
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You can Prefer Ronaldo but if you genuinely think he’s a better footballer then Lionel Messi you’re retarded
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Leave Goretzka in Seoul fucking useless footballer absolutely hate him, i’ve stopped watching and i know he’s still absolutely stinking up the pitch
@FCBayern
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check his bank account after the game he obviously gotten offshore payments from BAYER AG
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Tears when we go 0/6 trophies 2 seasons in a row, absolutely baffling how retarded some of our fanbase is, statistically one of the worst that we’ve ever had
If this happens, i’ll probably kill myself cant sit through that absolute eye cancerous for one more season
Thomas Tuchel at FT: “We have the UCL final at the Allianz Arena next year. And I’m going to be the manager to take us there”
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@bellaziizjunior
@iMiaSanMia
We have won 2 trebles since then
You spent over a Billion Pounds last season and couldn’t even make it into a Confrence league spot and are currently 10th in the premier league
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@junmyeonns
here’s the video you stupid fucking retard see not everything is about race, if he just behaved like a normal person and remain cordial the outcome would have been different
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My Centre Back doesn’t get rinsed by some Dutch Plumbers in the 4th Division
“It was just a painful afternoon for Matthijs de Ligt, because he was outplayed by a player from the fourth division and who scored for the amateurs." 😭😭😭😭😭
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🚨 Tuchel has been sacked with immediate effect following 3 embarrassing loses in a row the bosses knew the couldnt continue anymore
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I dare Wirtz to drop a stinker 🫵
Die Schattenseiten des Erfolgs
Was für peinliche Schwänze angekrochen kommen
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@iMiaSanMia
The Home Game vs PSG in the UCL was were Bayern peaked last season, genuinely thought we would win it all
Vibes were immaculate
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Zip his pants up when your done, be sure to wipe off your lips use some high quality mouth wash while your at it aswell
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Don’t blame them really who would want thier Wednesday evening ruined by Thomas Tuchels dogshit football
For the first time this season, the Allianz Arena will not be sold out for the game against Union Berlin tomorrow. Many fans returned their tickets after the game was rescheduled and tickets are still available for sale on the club's website [
@BILD
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