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@AlmostChana

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I’m good at pissing people off.

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@AlmostChana
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3 years
Guess what Twitter?? 🤍 I’m PREGNANT!!! 🤍
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@AlmostChana
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4 years
The fact that guys think just bc I have an onlyfans I’ll fuck them are probably the same guys who think strippers actually like them 🤣
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@AlmostChana
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5 years
Guess who I am
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@AlmostChana
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8 years
Lost another fuck buddy to the church :(
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@AlmostChana
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2 years
It’s the belly shots for me 🥰🥹🤩
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@AlmostChana
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10 years
When younger I broke my brothers arm because he said he broke my glasses. I was wearing my glasses... #MyDumbFight
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@AlmostChana
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4 years
🖤🖤🖤
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@AlmostChana
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11 years
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@AlmostChana
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5 years
Damn I look so good no wonder life keeps fucking me
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@AlmostChana
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5 years
My tattoo artist is better than yours 🤪 Took home two first places today! This is for you @Iron_Man . #IAmIronMan @RobertDowneyJr @Marvel
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@AlmostChana
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3 years
This Valentine’s I’m loving myself 💕💕💕
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@AlmostChana
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4 years
Yoooooooo I’m fucking pretty 🤩
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@AlmostChana
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7 years
My dad took a day off bc his feet where hurting so much from work, so when I got off this morning we went to go get pedis and he loved it. 💕
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@AlmostChana
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3 years
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@AlmostChana
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5 years
Met @50cent today
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@AlmostChana
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3 years
I’ve cut off my mom and now one of my brothers in order to protect my unborn child. Idgaf if they are blood, they WILL NOT treat my daughter the way they have treated me.
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@AlmostChana
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4 years
If this tweet gets 35 likes I’ll go to MP 🤣
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@AlmostChana
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2 years
Ren is finally here! She’s PERFECT!! We are currently recovering. Thank you to everyone who has reached out and checked in on us.
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@AlmostChana
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5 years
I’ve been up for over 24 hours send help fr this shit keeping me up at night
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@AlmostChana
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2 years
26th birthday photoshoot outcome
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@AlmostChana
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7 years
Idk how y'all don't cook for yalls mans. I cook for my mans even when I'm a side chick.
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@AlmostChana
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5 years
Idk what happened last night but here are some pics of me having a good time with my friends. Plz enjoy. @Sumadyk @Junn_aye @__NXXXV @slowtwerk @0hhnoemi
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@AlmostChana
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4 years
1 year ago I packed my shit and moved outta MP to my cousins in Austin and it’s been a mf ride but I’ve made it this far and I think that’s something to celebrate 🍾
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@AlmostChana
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5 years
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@AlmostChana
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2 years
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@AlmostChana
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3 years
Ren’s parents 🖤🤍❤️
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@AlmostChana
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4 years
Onlyfans link in bio 🤪
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@AlmostChana
chi chi
4 years
You guys make me SICK!!!!! WHY HAS NO BODY SENT ME CHRIS EVENS NUDES YET?!??? Y’all ain’t shit!!!
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@AlmostChana
chi chi
6 years
Imagine one day you try popping your neck an accidentally kill your self
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@AlmostChana
chi chi
4 years
I JUST PAID MY FUCKING CAR OFF AND IM CRYING HAPPY TEARS 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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@AlmostChana
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5 years
The government controlling the weather going from hot to cold to make us sick and think we got COVID-19 so we all get tested and the test is really a chip and that’s how they gonna start tracking our asses now
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@AlmostChana
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4 years
Woke up like dis.
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@AlmostChana
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4 years
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@AlmostChana
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5 years
Hey, just realized my only goal for this year was to get the fuck out of MP and I did it so yay me *pats self on back*
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@AlmostChana
chi chi
4 years
People like @TeShaylaA are the perfect people to be the voice of our generation. I’m incredibly honored to personally know her and super proud of the woman she IS and I stand by her 110%. Thank you sis for being the amazing woman we all know you are.
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@AlmostChana
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4 years
Never gonna find the one 💔
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@AlmostChana
chi chi
4 years
I’m just a slut
@KodyRenee
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4 years
i’m a pasta slut what type of slut are y’all?
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@AlmostChana
chi chi
5 years
I’ve always wanted to just go to a bar by myself and have a beer and watch some football....today is the day I did that shit! Getting out of my comfort zone bc I’m fucking THRIVING BITCHES
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@AlmostChana
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8 years
@meechonmars Hold up, why you letting your mom get a hotel tf?!
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@AlmostChana
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4 years
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@AlmostChana
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5 years
Okay so I know everyone doesn’t keep up with the news so I’m a use this thread to help y’all out bc it’s important that y’all all know. (Texas only)
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@AlmostChana
chi chi
4 years
✨keep your relationship private so you can have two✨
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@AlmostChana
chi chi
4 years
See what??
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@AlmostChana
chi chi
5 years
Much needed hike this morning #SundayFunday
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@AlmostChana
chi chi
2 years
The mom brand I’m partnered with keeps sending me offers to model more & more of their clothes. Everytime I finish a campaign with them my inner teen cries bc she can not believe it. Me… a fat kid. Now mom. Is a paid content creator/plus size model!!!
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@AlmostChana
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2 years
Ren’s parents are so cool 😎
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@AlmostChana
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5 years
@fatgirlsbeauty Just a lil thick
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@AlmostChana
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10 years
Fav this if I should have a party this weekend.
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@AlmostChana
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4 years
My ex having a new gf bothers me bc he was still telling me he loved me two weeks ago like tf bitch?
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@AlmostChana
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3 years
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@AlmostChana
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8 years
Literally at my happiest rn
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@AlmostChana
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2 years
Got paid for my first ad for an amazing mom brand and it feels dope af. 15 yr old me would be proud.
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@AlmostChana
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4 years
💗💗💗💗
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@AlmostChana
chi chi
4 years
Calling me a hoe bc I have an onlyfans 🤣🤣🤣 hope it makes you feel better 🤗🤗🤗
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@AlmostChana
chi chi
4 years
I shared this on FB and now all my dads exs are commenting on it what the fuck 🤣🤣🤣
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@AlmostChana
chi chi
4 years
How come no one talks about how difficult it is to spend money on yourself after growing up poor?
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@AlmostChana
chi chi
4 years
Y’all I got on FB for like 10 mins and just let me say I DO NOT miss MP one fucking bit 🤣
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@AlmostChana
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4 years
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@AlmostChana
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4 years
My hometown so toxic
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@AlmostChana
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8 years
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@AlmostChana
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4 years
I’m so greatful that people cut themselves/got cut outta my life before I left my hometown. Now my new home isn’t contaminated with their bad energies and I wouldn’t have it any other way!
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@AlmostChana
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4 years
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@AlmostChana
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2 years
Texas banned filters on IG…. What a great time to be a non filter using ass bitch. 🤷🏻‍♀️
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@AlmostChana
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4 years
Y’all wanna know something cool? I explained my feelings and was giving the same energy in return....and we on the same page....I’m shook.
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@AlmostChana
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2 years
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@AlmostChana
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5 years
Why y’all so scared of the coronavirus???? I thought we all wanted to die?!?!?!?!
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@AlmostChana
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8 years
Blurry but I got called a baddie 😛 #malalunafest
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@AlmostChana
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10 years
I went kayaking in the river and when I got out of the kayak I had a full tan on ONLY the front side of my body. #unhappycamper
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@AlmostChana
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4 years
I guess y’all deserve to see this
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@AlmostChana
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5 years
Check on your friends... good day... bad day...whatever. Just check on them.
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@AlmostChana
chi chi
6 years
Me-“where the hoes at??” Arthur-“my house 24/7”
@mpcbailey
Craig Bailey
6 years
MPHS HAS A BIG BIRTHDAY TODAY! Happy birthday Arthur!!!
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@AlmostChana
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7 years
Little outfit recap from south padre #PadreForEvaaa
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@AlmostChana
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4 years
Who’s dick y’all be suckin to get that stimmy so fast? I’d like to be part of it...
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@AlmostChana
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5 years
These were my looks for ACL (Incase you missed it)
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@AlmostChana
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2 years
*Driving in Texas* Bucees billboard “YOU CAN HOLD IT! 75 miles!” Me: *about to piss my pants* YOU’RE DAMN RIGHT I CAN!
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@AlmostChana
chi chi
4 years
My dad is gonna get out of prison and find out one of his daughters is an internet whore #trendsetter
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@AlmostChana
chi chi
4 years
My ex talked shit about me doing onlyfan$ just to follow a fuck ton of OF girls on TikTok anyways 🤣🤣 then when I said something he said that was different 🤣🤣 fuckin loser.
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@AlmostChana
chi chi
3 years
Make sure to charge your vibrators today
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@AlmostChana
chi chi
5 years
Ya local girl gang went to see @LilTunechi and @blink182 and it was 🔥
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@AlmostChana
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8 years
I'm a say this one time and one time only! NONE OF YALL LIL MPHS HOES BETTER EVEN THINK ABOUT FUCKING WITH MY LITTLE BROTHER.
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@AlmostChana
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5 years
I’ve lost 20 lbs since I’ve left MP and my diet hasn’t been on point nor my works outs...I guess it’s true once you get rid of toxic you really do lose weight
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@AlmostChana
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4 years
Ok last year I told y’all I wasn’t always proud to be American but always proud to be Texan... and I have changed my mind... I’m here to tell you guys I’m proud to be..... Chana. That is all.
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@AlmostChana
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4 years
I shoulda known you wasn’t a true friend when you couldn’t stop talking to my ex
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@AlmostChana
chi chi
4 years
This @0hhnoemi daughter in that pilgrims fit hitting that hoe
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@AlmostChana
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6 years
I just took a DNA test turns out, I’m a 100% Dat Bitch
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@AlmostChana
chi chi
3 years
Worth it
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@AlmostChana
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10 years
Me and my friends went out of town to eat and when we showed up to walk the carpet nobody was there. We were too late. #PROMFAIL
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@AlmostChana
chi chi
2 years
Tomorrow is the day!!! If the hospital doesn’t delay it, we will be in tomorrow evening and hopefully baby girl will be born after 9:52 PM and will be born with a cancer moon during our new moon tomorrow!
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@AlmostChana
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4 years
This is to all my girlies that I personally know that have came forward with the “I was” tweets...I love you💕we are better than our past! UR strong as fuck bc I didn’t have to come forward and u fuckin did!!! If you ever wanna talk about it I’m here for you. We need each other!
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@AlmostChana
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4 years
Yell at me wrong once and I’ll think about it for the rest of my life
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@AlmostChana
chi chi
10 years
I was turning 7 and they pushed my head into a stale cake it felt like I got punched in the eye. I got a black eye. #MyWorstBirthday
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