Seb the idiot
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Life is a fucking nightmare but Obi-Wan Kenobi and One Piece give me serotonin. pronouns are he/they and i'm 27 m/w @TonyTonyYapper
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i made a strawpage!
LFG
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mihawk using the fact they're in-laws as a way to get discounts at the baratie i just KNOW IT
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@sanjmist
sanji pre wci: man the most traumatic thing in my life was being trapped on the rock
sanji after wci: so uh yeah that was a Lie
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@marrrimooo
zoro: please
zeff:
zoro: i promise i will never look at your son n*de again
zeff: ARE YOU MAD?! I WANT MORE GRANDKIDS!
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@azalea_238
pretty much yeah.
sanji: he's basically harmless!!!
zoro: *covered in the blood of their enemies but smiling bc sanji is making his favorite for dinner*
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@sanjmist
HDHHDHDHD
nami: i said an ACCIDENT
zoro: he 'accidentally' ran into my swords. he ran into them twenty times.
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@strawhatbougie
THEY ARE SUCH HOMOSEXUALS THEY NEED TO BE STUDIED IN A LAB FR LIKE C'MONNNNN
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@sanjmist
he's just the most annoying mfer about it like some dumbass dares to try and flirt with him at a bar or something and he pretends to be interested for like two minutes then moves his hair to reveal the earring and says 'my husband behind you wouldnt like that'
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@hackedmotionart
OUGHHHHH THEY'RE SO CUTE BUT ALSO IM SOBBING OVER THE DEATH PACT ANGST OUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH the fact sanji's bite is there during the pact meaning zoro had to run a sword through his /mate/ ohhhhh THE PAIN
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a healthy reminder because apparently some sw fans dont understand: the jedi were not a cult, majority of them treated clones with respect and dignity, they were /not/ n!zis, and they did not deserve the fate they were given by order 66
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@midcenturygoth
bitching enters the chat and sanji's surprised when his scent and body start to change
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@VinsmokeLovers
mihawk: please. wrap it up. i can only spoil so many kids.
vs zeff
zeff: this one's gonna be triplets i can feel it
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@bIyIas
cw // mandalorian spoilers
HDFHFHFH HELP HE CONTACTS THE FORCE GHOSTS AND LOOKS AT YODA LIKE 'IS THIS YOUR KID' WHILE ANAKIN IS JUST LIKE 'OH SHIT HEY GROGU' AND OBI WAVES HI AT HIM AND YODA IS LIKE 'idiot, you are, luke'
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this is usopp witnessing zosan fr
literally my worst experience ever just in general in life
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@marrrimooo
i am in your Walls. but also Imagine it breaks sanji further bc they didnt even get to have a proper funeral for zoro bc there was no body for one. bc he'd been missing for over a year and two months ago was when sanji buckled and accepted that he wasnt coming back
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@AthenaSteren
@jedisrogue
man might not be able to get in the big animatics but he just got himself confirmed for so many future ones
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// kenobi spoilers
stealing this description from a friend but owen lars really is a 'you don't know how much i really care until you almost die' parent AND LUKE WAS GONE/PASSED OUT WHENEVER HE EXPRESSED THAT SO HE DOESN'T KNOW IM GOING INSANE
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@WolfyTheWitch
and it was RED AND YELLOW AND GREEN AND BROWN AND SCARLET AND BLACK AND OCHRE AND PEACH AND RUBY AND OLIVE AND VIOLET AND FAWN AND LILAC AND GOLD AND CHOCOLATE AND MAUVE AND CREAM AND CRIMSON AND SILVER AND ROSE AND AZURE AND LEMON AND RUSSET AND GRAY AND PURPLE AND WHITE
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@versiosoka
anakin absolutely spins around in one everytime his adhd really kicks in. so does obi when his does too
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@7Shizuka9
the vegetable seller: such a nice young man helping this old man with his groceries
sanji: oh they're for me actually!!
zoro: and he's my husband
seller: .....
zoro: he's the same age as me!!!
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@flame1827
OH NO IT'S GENETIC RIP SANJI HE NEEDS TWO CHILD LEASHES ONE FOR HIS HUSBAND AND ONE FOR HIS DAUGHTER
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@VinsmokeLovers
this is how you know he truly loves the strawhats i would have cried if it was me personally
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@gaypiratehell
CANON the moment he hears that story he's getting down on his knees and grabbing at zoro's pants to get them off fr
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his ass is NOT looking at his sword that is a gay man
Sanji hips swaying and Zoro cleaning swords (why does he looks a bit grumpy tho 👀)
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@sanjmist
zoro: wanted to put a baby in you.....
sanji: 🧍♂️
nami: im upping it to 4000 berries
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@yuushishio
i bet franky offered to build him one and sanji went no because he likes having the rest of the crew (mainly zoro) help with dishwashing
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@JED1KN1GHT
// obi-wan kenobi spoilers
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it's like the death star he sees the design flaw but hates everybody he's working with so he ain't gonna say SHIT FHFHHF
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BOYFRIENDS SANJI IS SO PROUD OF HIS MARIMO BOYFRIEND
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@fedyth_
sanji who despises judge forever but will sometimes lay awake at night and weep for his siblings. because in a better world the medicine would have worked on him AND his brothers
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@BeachBeibi
HE IS UNCLE BROTHER REAL AND HE IS GONNA BE THE BEST UNCLE BROTHER EVER AND OUGHHHH THE ZS THEY'RE SO CUTE AND SKRUNKLY THE EARRINGS AAAAAA
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@Balderdashofaf
yes and usopp is immediately like 'OH SHIT OH SHIT' like the scene from 21 jump street
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@beensmoked
'zoro won't stop drinking it' like....zoro honey. please stop drinking poison unless it comes from sanji.
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@bleureivers
YESSSSSS he's like 'these aren't scars these are proof of how fierce my lover is' and sanji is about to strangle him for saying that in public
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@lite_thespark
@joiesoka
-taps mic- and the first thing he sees when he becomes one with the force is his fallen brethren, smiling at him and welcoming him home
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@curlystrawhat
HE WOULD like he'd be like 'im proud of you eggplant....now if you excuse me im going to go kill a king'
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@weareonepiecetv
they joke about divorce over small things but if anybody ever seriously approached them about considering it they'd shoot the idea down so fast. the bickering is just part of their love language but it's not the ONLY part of it
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@TechB33
wait no actually i kinda Enjoy this thought imagine law and nami being raised as siblings hfhfhhf
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@Lama_21h
@SHlMADAHANZO
........this tweet just lowered my life span by 5 years and my brain cell count
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@moonlitpaw
yeah he's like 'the cook comes home to me at the end of the day so suck it' fbfbbfhf
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@sanjmist
he refuses to be caught off-guard during one of the most important moments of his life
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damn bro relax that grip nobody's trying to take him away from you atm hfbfbbf
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@VinsmokeLovers
mihawk is happily married to shanks he is just taking the piss out of zoro fdfdsfdsf
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@manofbeskar
benn thought he was safe. he thought shanks had gotten over the divorce. now he's stuck realizing 'oh no they're going to end up remarrying and i will not know peace again'
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@cosinelanguage
SOBS WEEPS OUGH AAAAAA FUCK chopper realizing he's had to patch sanji up less than usual
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@marrrimooo
hffhhfhdh zoro can't help it their kid is so fucking cute he wants to gouge his other eye out so he doesnt look at them fhhfb
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@marrrimooo
bc zoro and sanji are the ones most often caught in the crossfire of him doing the stupid shit
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@cinnamontoads
there's actually a zosan fic based off this post and it's genuinely so good i love it BUT ALSO YEAH THIS IS THEIR 'how we started dating' STORY FR
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@cosinelanguage
OUGH OR HE REALIZES WHEN SANJI MAKES A ENTIRE MEAL THAT IS CHOPPER'S FAVORITE FOODS ON A DAY THAT ISN'T HIS BIRTHDAY...on the other hand sanji having to have more visits to franky. where one relationship fades another one begins to grow stronger
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obi really went 'sorry cyare anakin is being bullied and i have to make fun of him' to cody ALSO WHICH OF THE DOMINO BOYS IS LYING ON THE GROUND IN THE BACK THERE I CAN'T TELL IF IT'S FIVES OR ECHO BUT ITS HILARIOUS HE'S JUST KNEELING ON THE FLOOR
the way that obi wan went to talk to a trooper while still eavesdropping and going HOLD ON... i have to make fun of anakin
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IF COOKING IS A INHERENT LOVE THE KIDS HAVE FROM SORA I AM BEATING JUDGE TO DEATH WITH MY BARE HANDS LET THE VINSMOKE GREMLINS LEARN TO COOK FROM SANJI
Vinsmoke siblings have a thing on chefs now, huh?
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