//As someone who writes as Homelander, I try to make sure my writing partners feel comfortable and safe. There are some lines I cannot and will not cross
And there's characters I won't write with. I never follow back Stormfront accts. Never interact with Becca Butchers, out of
Everyone enjoys a good laugh; even our beloved Homelander. And that's why, to prove he truly has a sense of humor, Vought Intl will be hosting:
The Roast of Homelander!
Friday, May 17th. Come have a laugh with The World's Greatest Superhero
DISCLAIMER: Survival not guaranteed
//Just wanted to take a break from the regular supe shenanigans and get serious for a minute. I might RP as a psychotic sociopath, but I try to be a decent person
And I pray for the children of Palestine. This has to stop
#CeasefireInGazaNOW
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"My fellow Americans, I'm announcing my first acquisition:
Canada, get ready for a dose of freedom!
Its ten provinces and three territories will be joining us. Turning the fifty US states into sixty three.
I'll be meeting with the Prime Minister... to negotiate his surrender."
"Howdy ho, buckaroos. How's 2024 treating you so far, hmm? Good?
See, I've been doing some thinking. New Year, New Me, amiright?
And I think I've been too nice. Waaay too fucking nice. Time for a course correction.
Soโdon't worry. It will no longer be an issue..."
"Howdy, folks!
With that pesky little court case on the horizon, my legal team thought it best for me to stay off social media for a while.
But I couldn't miss the first week of Godolkin's fall semester! Here's to the next generation of supes."
(Fucking rugrats...)
@WhiteTiger373
//I can definitely see them bringing more stuff in next season. Also wondering if the Legion will make an appearance. They already made a few references to New Vegas
/So we were at a wildlife center and my dad was taking our picture. I see something walk out of the bushes
"Dad. There's a peacock behind you."
"Yeah, yeah. Very funny."
"Dad. There's a peacock behind you!"
"Of course there is!"
"DAD. THERE'S A FUCKING PEACOCK BEHIND YOU" ๐คฃ
"Maybe if I'd raised you, I could've made you better."
"You're a fucking disappointment."
"You are not a god. You are simply bad product."
"You're my greatest failure."
"From the start, I hated you."
"Oookay, everybody. Just relax. I know you all miss meโI've been very busy getting ready for the 'Thanksgiving at Vought' event.
Wait til you see our parade float. Tremendous. It's gonna be great."
The Devil is real. And he's not a little red man with horns and a tail. He can be beautiful.
Because he's a fallen angel, and he used to be God's favorite.
"They keep asking me: Homelander, are you afraid to go to jail?
I don't even THINK about it. I'm built a little~ differently, I guess. Because people come up to me all the time; they say: 'How do you do it, sir?'
I don't even think about it.
These are corrupt people that
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//gonna be doing replies asap been so busy. I'm also thinking about making an oc in the Boys verse
A supe bounty hunter with Pedro Pascal as the FC ๐
//clearing out any and all Firecrackers I was following. Another RPer made me realize that it just isn't acceptable, even if they aren't portraying what she did on the show
Vought Surveillance
Subject: Gillman, John
AKA Homelander
10/19/2023, 3:17 AM. Subject restless. Sleep deprived.
Subject spent the rest of the morning in the corner of his bathroom staring into the mirror.
Our best guess: The bathroom environment reminds him of his cell.
"Superman is a monster. How could he do something like this?"
Homelander totally DIDN'T write, direct and produce this. Or film it in the parking lot behind Vought Tower.