Alisaie
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We are very sorry to announce that we are removing catboys from the game. 😭
Unfortunately, they are an invasive species. For the protection of all of our players, male Miqo'te characters will be required to Fantasia before logging into the game after the upcoming hotfix.
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you're not going to get venti. come back to us. embrace tradition
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You paid 15 dollars for this sub bitch!!!! Get off Animal Crossing and do your weeklies!!
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Modding characters is against the Terms of Service. For the sake of our community, please do not reply to this account with your TitanFirm™ big mommy milkers visible, or you may be banned. Please do not share your characters illegal honker bazongas publicly. Thank you
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ffxivtwt has flooded my tl with "people who hate dawntrail need to be the center of attention", "you guys don't have reading comprehension" tweets for 7 straight days but by god I have not seen a single spoiler. i consider this a win. way to go guys
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So. What's next for our humble adventurer?
#FFXIV
Patch 6.1—Newfound Adventure, arriving April 2022!
Watch the trailer in high resolution on YouTube!
📺
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[catching up on post-endwalker]
y'shtola: for our plan to work, we need Technology to run at Location.
urianger: Our Friend must consult Side Character for their assistance.
vrtra: sister......
zero: (in the sexiest voice you've ever heard) so this is the power of friendship
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hi here's the white house petition to reinstate health care protections for transgender patients
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it's crazy how insecure g'raha gets like bestie you're the oldest catboy in existence. you have more allagan knowledge in your brain than we cumulatively have on the planet. you're an all-rounder which makes you like the swiss army knife of people
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imagine being ishgardian and asking someone "would you still love me if i was a worm" and they hear "wyrm" and report you for heresy
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exarch: i hope the room we prepared for you at the pendants is to your liking
wol: it's haunted
exarch:
exarch: huh! moving on,
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Introducing a major villian in
#Stormblood
: Zenos yae Galvus! The clap of his asscheeks heralds his arrival upon the battlefield!
Save up to 40% on
#FFXIV
now through April 6!
Steam🛍️
Humble🛍️
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venat: i'm stepping down from my position as azem
archivist: YOU'RE DYING?
venat: did you know people can quit their jobs
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estinien: are you a little baby? a little baby dragon who can't fight for shit? a shitty little baby dragon?
dragon: god you can tell nidhogg was in this guy
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me in front of the market board when i realize someone has been undercutting me by 1 gil
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#EndwalkerSpoiler
nobody here is allowed to make fun of estinien for that hair tie i see what you people spend on glam
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The only catboy remaining after the hotfix will be Kai-shirr. Other NPCs will be converted to a different race, and G'raha Tia will be removed from the game entirely. Thank you for your understanding.
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crystal exarch: i'm taking this power from you and i'm going to use it to do BAD things
everyone:
exarch:
y'shtola: no you're not
exarch: no i'm not
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this is what your wol looks like standing next to emet-selch btw
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i like how thancred's only advice for zero was "i think hanging out with the wol will fix you" and then he immediately left
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alphinaud has spent the last 4 games befriending grumpy old men and now he faces his greatest challenge yet............ his dad
Final Fantasy XIV: Endwalker's full trailer revealed:
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#EndwalkerSpoilers
"we should spy on the guy who looks at frogs for a living by turning into frogs. i can't see what any of the frogs in here look like btw" - y'shtola before immediately frogifying you
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wol: ysayle controlled a primal by summoning it through herself. she suffered greatly for it
ryne: fucking poggers dude let's do it
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urianger come get your loporrits they're throwing ass on my tl
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the biggest npc downgrade in ff14 was when those children in ishgard stopped attacking you with snowballs. i don't want your respect. i want you to hit me with snowballs
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at some point you have to respect their dedication to giving us merch that has nothing at all going for it
We're excited to present two
@Xbox
controller designs inspired by the new jobs in
#FFXIV
:
#Dawntrail
!
Create your own pictomancer or viper-themed controller via the Xbox Design Lab!
🎨 Standard (Pictomancer):
⚔️ Elite (Viper):
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imagine going back in time to heavensward and trying to explain to yourself what happens in endwalker
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we are calling to contact you about the expiration of your chocobo's warranty
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Many enemies in
#Shadowbringers
are named by what sin they were "forgiven" for!
Battle Forgiven Simp in YoRHa: Dark Apocalypse–from the minds of renowned NieR creators Yosuke Saito and YOKO TARO!
#FFXIV
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Hey, you. You’re finally awake. You were trying to cross the border, right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as us, and those thieves over there.
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If two guys were on the moon and then they fought the moon and maybe killed it, would that be fucked up or what?
#Endwalker
✨🌚
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do you think thancred's last name is "waters" because his parents gave it to him or because he had to come up with something to get past sharlayan customs and thats what they have in limsa lominsa
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[at the eorzean alliance meeting]
kan-e-senna: does the eikon slayer have anything to add
warrior of light: what if you oppressed beast tribes less
raubahn:
alphinaud:
kan-e-senna:
merlwyb: anyways
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Do you have a favorite member of the Garlond Ironworks? 🤩
Let us know down below! 👇
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ok here's my plan to stop the next calamity:
- send wol to the first
- wol absorbs light aether
- send wol to the 13th
- wol unabsorbs aether
- repeat
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gerolt: here's your relic weapon
wol: this is a stick
gerolt: a stick with 5 materia slots
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Join us for Duty Commenced today at 3pm (PT)/6pm (ET)!
#FFXIV
We'll be trying to identify what breed of rat this is. Is it even a rat? What the fuck am I supposed to be looking at here🐀⚔️
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i don't know who needs to hear this but i am not the real ffxiv account. sending me pics of your catgirl's big ol dobonhonkeroos isn't an own. in fact it only makes me stronger and more spiteful
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✰UNFOLLOWER GIVEAWAY✰
this is super belated but i'm doing a giveaway in contempt of hitting 9k!
✰ winner gets any mogstation items up to $18 dollars
(ex: 1 outfit or several emotes)
✰ rt this tweet to enter
✰ must NOT be following me
✰ ends 12/20
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wol: meteion was right we should have let the world end
alphinaud: because you can't catch one fish?
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o warrior of light we need your help we're in such a hurry. please i'm begging you accept my que- oh you're a level below the requirement? actually i'd rather die
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> call him by his name
warrior of light: *starts crying*
crystal exarch: wh
crystal exarch: why are you the one that's crying
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ok here's my prayer circle
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🕯 a leveilleur 🕯
🕯 animated in the 🕯
🕯 6.0 trailer 🕯
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hythlodaeus is so funny imagine realizing you're a ghost trapped in a simulation and you decide to go sit in the dmv
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>i want to go see alphinaud
crystal exarch: send him my warmest regards :)
>i want to go see alisaie
crystal exarch: make her stop bullying me please
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wow graha it's so cool that you got to fight the 12 gods everybody has worshipped forever. i'm gonna go back to feeding people soup now. like you even care
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*at the gridanian memorial service*
kan-e-senna: can we please have a moment of silence to remember the fallen?
everyone: 😔🙏
alisaie: not doing that. cringe
alphinaud: i think this is a good time to talk about Lore actually
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/playdead is so important it should be free. like /playdead is a human right
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warrior of light: woah 👀👅 it's the crystal exarch 😍😍 you think his dick 😳💋 is crystal too? 🤫💅
every single npc: shhhut the fuck up stop saying that shut up
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if estinien had the audacity to jump out of MY window i would be like you sick bastard AT LEAST do a flip
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y'shtola: i should show urianger how thankful i am to him
y'shtola:
y'shtola:
y'shtola: *smacks his ass*
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urianger is like "no my friend YOU live in a society. i reside in il mheg where i am harassed by the fae folk but otherwise unfettered by the shackles of man"
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trans women are women!!!!!!!!!!! trans women are women!!!! this is not debatable!!!! if you do not agree do not follow me!!!!
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i will face estinien and walk backwards into the aoe before i let him have the limit break
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nero coming in second place in the pathetic loserman poll is the funniest imaginable outcome
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ff14 twitter, what's the earliest photo you have of your wol and your most recent?
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i can't believe y'all are thirsting over urianger. he thinks foreplay is explaining ul'dah's economy
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5.3 confirmed that alisaie HAS punched alphinaud and is ACTIVELY MAKING PLANS to beat the shit out of g'raha tia
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lyse: what time is it
thancred: idk pass me that saxophone and ill find out
thancred: [blows saxophone loudly]
yshtola, from across the rising stones: whO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT 2AM
thancred: it’s 2am
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[IN MCDONALDS DRIVE THRU]
g'raha: can we get two big macs
me: with no lettuce
g'raha: with n-
me: and no pickle
g'raha: okay. with no-
me: and no tomato
g'raha:
me: and no onion
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g'raha: you need to have realistic expectations. we probably... can't save everyone 😔
alisaie, ignoring him: i'm taking ga bu to mcdonalds anyone want anything
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thancred: i'm getting dinner what do you want
ryne: complete control over eden and its untold power. the restoration of the empty
thancred: i have like 5 bucks
ryne: ...mcnuggies
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just saw a goth girl in all black and 6 inch stilettos shopping in mord souq like bro we're in the desert
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alphinaud. what the fuck is an academician. alphinaud look me in the eyes and explain to me w
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"i sure hope they figure out what to do about this" - y'shtola casting flow for the second time
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statistics show that the human population actually becomes more productive during moogle tome event because of all the things they get done during prae cutscenes
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gaia in the 7.0 trailer 🙏 gaia in the 7.0 trailer 🙏 gaia in the 7.0 trailer 🙏 gaia in MSQ 🙏 gaia scion era 🙏 gaiaryne on the source 🙏 gaiaryne in the 7.0 trailer 🙏 gaia main character 🙏 gaia in the 7.0 trailer 🙏 gaia in the 7.0 trailer 🙏 gaia in the 7.0 trailer 🙏 g
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*exarch voice* do you think a depressed person could make this
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New
#FFXIV
Developers’ Blog posted: “Market Board Tips!"
Patch 5.1 brought major changes to crafting and gathering. Take a look at some tips and tricks for putting your items on the market!💰
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it's so sad that no shadowbringers trailer will ever top the one where hannibal buress tells tom holland that what matters is the warrior of darkness in his gamer heart
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alphinaud: hi arenvald my bestie who i love so much
arenvald: hello alphinaud my bff who inspires me every day
everyone watching this conversation: hmm. arenvald is gonna die
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hey guys it's alisaie back again for day 14 of pranking people for all saints wake. today i put a fake spider at the foot of ryne's bed. she scooped it up and put it outside
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