Devastated to announce that the story of the Alford Cat has came to a premature end. Our wee Ailsa passed away this morning from heart failure at the age of 13. She brought so much joy, happiness and laughter into our lives and will be forever missed.

@hcarpenter98 But I could still take him 😹

@Rac1ngGreen Oh wow, childhood memories flooding back with that one!

@mnummy_maggot My humans think I look like one 🦉 But I don’t give a hoot

Todays heat map. Needless to say, Éowyn and I did not get along. #StormEowyn

@hcarpenter98 Apparently it was rotting and was going to fall down… potentially on me. Guess I’ll need to go back to scratching the sofa instead.

@hcarpenter98 That’s where I had to give blood to the V.E.T. a couple of months ago. All normal though

Fun fact: Boxing Day was named after Saint Stephen’s cat, who used his empty Amazon Prime boxes from Christmas in 36AD as a fort. True story.

The noise may be similar to the scary vacuum, but the sweet sound of the electric turkey carver is music to my ears! 😺

@hcarpenter98 And to you and the gorgeous Bella! 🎄

@kitcat146 And to you Jessie! 🎄

@kitcat146 Not enough. But let’s face it, no amount of treats is ever enough 😹

Christmas just came early! 😋

Boop me!!!

@SamScott2271 Organised displays only. Shouldn’t be available for the idiotic public to purchase 😾