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@AlexUlrichh
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Everyone on Twitter realizing we’re about to get into World War 3 all because our government is complicit in letting Israel terrorize the entire region….
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Nick Cannon walking into a different hospital every two months to welcome another baby.
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Everyone the second they see PARTYNEXTDOOR is releasing new music on Friday .
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Since Ray J is trending this classic clip needed to be brought back
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Khloe Kardashian: “can you please stop cheating on me and just love me and our daughter?”. Tristan Thompson:.
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Drake and his team of ghost writers rushing to the studio after hearing Kendrick Lamar drop “Euphoria”
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Behind the scenes footage of the dude after he took a punch from Aaron Donald
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Anthony Davis watching Lakers fans tweet "AD for KD" the second Kevin Durant requested a trade from the Brooklyn Nets.
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The simple fact that “HES DEAD” and ."McDonald’s Sprite" are trending together and I instantly knew they were connected is why I love Twitter.
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Listening to Lil Wayne rap his ass off like it’s still 2009 on Funeral .
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“How much is it going to cost to see Kendrick & SZA at the Grand National Tour?”. Ticketmaster:.
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“You really think Dame is going to leave Portland join the Lakers and play with Lebron and AD?”. Lakers Fans:.
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Watching all the videos from the Drake concert at the Apollo realizing he has a 40 song set list of all his classics and I missed it…
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So you’re telling me MGK bagged Chantel Jeffries, Sommer Ray & now Megan Fox all in a few months???.
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Drake thinking he’s winning all these beefs and hopping on Twitter to see “BBL Drizzy" trending….
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2,000 US citizens died yesterday alone. This is how I feel about the people tweeting #OPENAMERICANOW .
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Me trying to manifest Drake and Kanye finally releasing their albums
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How I’m going to be after getting my Stimmy and instantly spending it on rent.
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Listening Meek Mill & Roddy Ricch pour their heart out on “Letter to Nipsey” this morning
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Druski after seeing NBA Youngboy’s response to his joke about his baby mama looking like him:.
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Twitter blocking every comparison of DaBaby to Ludacris. Luda had 10x the hits & cultural impact DaBaby will ever have.
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The Merchant of Death walking back into Russia after being traded for Brittney Griner in a prisoner swap.
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Me checking twitter hoping to see some good news and #RIPAmerica is trending. That’s not the kind of positivity I was looking for to start my day.
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Caitlyn Jenner: “When elected Governor of California. ”. Californians:.
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Why did I just wake up to Coronavirus II trending?? . It’s way too early for this.
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Calling Kyrie Irving "QAnon Monta Ellis" is an insanely accurate nickname.
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Twitter when #Diddy starts snitching and other Hollywood moguls who’ve been going to the White Party for years get arrested….
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Damn CP3 is forced to enter Covid health & safety protocols and is out indefinitely but LeBron got to party with Drake and didn’t miss a game??. The NBA said:
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There’s nothing like waking up on a Monday morning in America seeing Nazi Germany, Kim Jong Un, She’s 15, Richard Spencer, Kellyanne, Claudia & George Conway all trending to remind me how screwed up we are. I can tell it’s going to be a very long week.
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6ix9ine leaving prison to hop on social media and stir up some drama on his first day out after being released early
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Waking up and checking Twitter seeing a woman named Jennifer in a wheelchair start stabbing people looting/rioting at Target only to get doused by a fire extinguisher. #minneapolisriots .
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Carole Baskin killed her husband & took everything from Joe Exotic and still got cast on Dancing With the Stars???
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My exact reaction when I found out why Bath and Body Works is trending.
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Quavo when he was on his way to link back up with Saweetie after he had her Bentley repossessed when they broke up
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Me liking every tweet about how Young Thug might finally be free today:
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Me on my way to take another L on the SNKRS app this morning for the Off-White 4s
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Young Thug x Drake x Gunna song dropping tonight on Slime Language 2. Thugger said:
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Checking my bank account and seeing the stimulus check still hasn’t come through. #Stimulusdeposit .
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Yesterday was Moneybagg Joe, today we have Biden Bucks trending. I love the Internet.
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TikTok influencers seeing the news that Congress passed the bill to ban the app and they may have to get a real job….
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Khloe Kardashian: “When are you going to stop making me look dumb by cheating on me?”. Tristan Thompson:
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Since Channel Orange was released 9 years ago let me bring back Frank Ocean rapping André 3000's verse on “Pink Matter”.
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Trump logging onto Twitter to FINALLY admit Biden won the 2020 presidential election. #TrumpConceded
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So let me get this straight. Jon Mattingly, one of the cops who killed Breonna Taylor is now suing her boyfriend Kenneth Walker for emotional distress, assault & battery???. This is wrong on so many levels.
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PJ Washington when he bagged Brittany Renner vs when after she divorced him & forced him to pay $200k/month in child support over the next 18 years.
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So let me get this straight, Drake is suing Universal Music Group and Spotify because of “Not Like Us”???. Clown behavior….
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How EST Gee should respond to Desiigner dissing his feature price.
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How I feel refreshing Twitter for updates on Roddy Ricch & 42 Dugg
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Drake and his team of ghost writers to hit the studio after seeing #kendricklamar at his Ken & Friends show.
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*Bradley Beal requests a trade*. “Russell Westbrook, are you trying to run it back with the Wizards?” . Russ:.
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Uncut Gems is now on Netflix, if you haven’t experienced this movie you’ve been missing out. 10/10 film in every aspect.
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Seeing that 1 in 500 US Residents have died from Covid & people are still denying that it’s dangerous.
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Sky Daddy coming down from Heaven to punish everybody slandering his name on Twitter
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Me seeing #stimulus trending hoping we’re getting a second round of checks then realizing it’s because Trump just shut down negotiations so Americans get no relief at all.
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Pipe Bomb, AR-15, Interpol & #ThePurge are all trending this morning. This is not the ideal start to my week.
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How I feel checking Twitter every time Russia does something stupid enough that gets World War 3 (WWIII) trending again….
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Chance the Rapper bringing everyone back to simpler times when they heard “and we back”. The Big Day is exactly what I wanted to hear from his debut album . #TheBigDay
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Me walking into the store to buy a $2 Mega Millions ticket that’s going to win me $1.28 BILLION.
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Drake when he realizes Kendrick dropped again…. Wild how he just went back to back.
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Tom Brady when he realizes his marriage with Gisele fell apart so he could play one last season only to miss the playoffs entirely….
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Future realizing his toxic ways pushed both Lori Harvey & Ciara away and his disses no longer matter
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Me walking into the same store every 2 days to buy more lottery tickets trying to win $1 Billion knowing I have no chance at winning…. #MegaMillions .
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LeBron hopping on Twitter this morning seeing Billionaire Bron trending
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Everyone running to Twitter to brag about being a top 0.5% listener of their favorite artist:. #SpotifyWrapped.
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Me looking at all the serious #ProudBoys tweets. I think it’s time to accept this L. #MillionMAGAMarch
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Everyone on Twitter seeing Chrisean got another Blueface tattoo on her face….
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Me if anybody tells me to turn off the new KAYTRANADA album in the next 3 months:.
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Chris Paul looking at the Suns management after not offering Deandre Ayton an extension
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Marty Byrde getting ready to launder the cartels money after seeing the how many people were at the pool party yesterday in the Lake of the Ozarks
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“How many times have you listened to Money Trees since it was released?” . Me:.
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Since 6lack is trending with new music on the way let me remind everyone how versatile he is:
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Me on my way to complain on the timeline about taking another L on the Nike SNKRS app.
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PJ Washington when he sees Brittany Renner on IG talking about “stepdaddy season” after getting played out for 18 years of child support.
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Offset watching Cardi B post about being pregnant with their 3rd kid the day she announced she’s divorcing him…
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Americans realizing Doctors Without Borders has focused its aid on the US because we currently have the worst humanitarian crisis in the world.
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Trumps last 4 brain cells coming together when he suggested consuming/injecting disinfectants like Clorox/Lysol could be a coronavirus cure. #InjectDisinfectant
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Big Sean after he squashed his beef with Kanye and finally got the money he was owed
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Seeing Derek Chauvin trending hoping he finally got some of the karma he has coming to him and realizing he’s appealing his sentencing.
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Everyone waking up this morning seeing news of the CrowdStrike hack that caused a Global IT Outage realizing this how “Leave the World Behind" started….
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