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@AlcoholElitist

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Mostly booze and food posting. I don't have any great insights but I'm on the right team. I don't proofread pooooosts.

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@AlcoholElitist
Midwest alcohol Elitist
3 months
When I was a kid, I knew a vending machine in a parking garage where you would push Hawaiian punch and you'd get a budweiser. 50 cents.
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@AlcoholElitist
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You just know it smells wild on that thing.
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@AlcoholElitist
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Wife keeps building air filter cubes and putting them all over the house.
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@AlcoholElitist
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5 months
"I don't want to have to ask you to, I want you to just know"
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@AlcoholElitist
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@Sunbaked961 My mom is not on an Indian submarine.
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@AlcoholElitist
Midwest alcohol Elitist
1 year
This is probably the best endorsement for pepper spray I've ever seen. That was very effective. Cops should be hauling this stuff around by the barrel.
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The cop just walks in there and pepper sprays everyone and walks away, like "job's done."
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@AlcoholElitist
Midwest alcohol Elitist
1 year
Shockingly accurate. I've worked with a lot of Greeks and they are all crazy.
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@AlcoholElitist
Midwest alcohol Elitist
2 years
Do they even know how famous they are?
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@AlcoholElitist
Midwest alcohol Elitist
3 years
Always date your wife
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@AlcoholElitist
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@martsharter Lol this made the front page of reddit.
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@bharataputra108 My mom is not on a submarine though.
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@AlcoholElitist
Midwest alcohol Elitist
3 years
First day the gym allowed no masks and I couldn't help from staring at people's faces. Looking at other humans is something humans want/need. The deprivation of that was psychological torture.
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@AlcoholElitist
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1 year
@AC_Induction Supposedly this is better and cheaper than almost everything.
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@AlcoholElitist
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10 months
They always ask me to make the mash, they don't understand.
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@AlcoholElitist
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2 years
She calls him dense and he comes back with the full camera pan and "you're pretty dense yourself" I'm still laughing. This is top their reddit content.
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@AlcoholElitist
Midwest alcohol Elitist
5 months
@asenathesinner We can't read minds
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@AlcoholElitist
Midwest alcohol Elitist
3 years
Took a walk with the wife in an interesting area. Classics, just parked on the street.
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@AlcoholElitist
Midwest alcohol Elitist
1 year
Meanwhile at BASD university...
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@AlcoholElitist
Midwest alcohol Elitist
2 years
This really illustrates the difference between RW masculinity grifters and real leaders. Tough standards, hard facts, but ultimately support and respect. As opposed to some guys who's trying to convince you how cool he is and if you pay him he'll teach you to be cool too.
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USMC drill instructor counsels a recruit that has asked to leave.
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@AlcoholElitist
Midwest alcohol Elitist
2 years
@TheRealYousef @Richard_Vixen Lol this lady made some stupid point and is getting owned multiple times in the comments and still pretending like she's got a point. This is great content.
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Midwest alcohol Elitist
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@GreatBooksofth2 @HerrLeopard "can't move around well" Where's @grecian_the mog post when you need it.
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@AlcoholElitist
Midwest alcohol Elitist
11 months
This is the best thing a politician has said in my lifetime. LFG
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Trump: "Very simply, if you rob a store, you can fully expect to be shot as you are leaving that store. Shot!"
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@AlcoholElitist
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I took my son to the aquarium today and the place now has iPads in front of every tank and exhibit. Since we don't let my boy play with an iPad he was enamored with them and not as captivated with the fish. Trash world.
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@AlcoholElitist
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8 months
I'm recovering but family is sick. I make them healing Ramens.
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@AlcoholElitist
Midwest alcohol Elitist
1 year
I spent the weekend with the family up north at the lake. I didn't ever shower, I just jump in the lake and go for a swim. This is what a real country club looks like.
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@AlcoholElitist
Midwest alcohol Elitist
1 year
@dudeonthebay Guy looks pretty normal
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@AlcoholElitist
Midwest alcohol Elitist
2 months
What if, instead of solo, we had ships with 5-10 men who were sailing the ocean looking for adventure? Mayby trading goods between ports? Drinking Rhum?
@The_W_Coleman
William Coleman
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Here’s Luke, he quit his job, sold all of his belongings, bought a sailboat and said “fuck it, I’m going to solo sail the Pacific.” He’s now approaching near 1 million followers on Instagram. I’ve seen many men following similar paths of adventure. There’s young men that decided
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@AlcoholElitist
Midwest alcohol Elitist
3 years
I am hearing champagne is flying out of stores all over the city. People are celebrating. Gonna make it.
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@AlcoholElitist
Midwest alcohol Elitist
10 months
It's called steak dinner with the family. It's about good food and good wine. You should be doing it regularly.
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@AlcoholElitist
Midwest alcohol Elitist
3 years
Aged gouda and a spritz
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@AlcoholElitist
Midwest alcohol Elitist
2 years
I fast for 24 hours today. Only black coffee, water, and zyns. I break fast with Bone in NY strip, mash potato, and roasted brussel sprouts. Pair with 18 Hobbs Coombsville cab. Is this ok?
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@AlcoholElitist
Midwest alcohol Elitist
1 year
@fairyfuturism @0x49fa98 An entire thread of "look at me I'm smart" regurgitation. Sound and fury signifying nothing.
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@AlcoholElitist
Midwest alcohol Elitist
2 years
@EsqBagels Guys worried about plastic...
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@AlcoholElitist
Midwest alcohol Elitist
8 months
Look at that marbling buds.
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@AlcoholElitist
Midwest alcohol Elitist
2 years
Update from Alaska bro. Can't get the truck going even with the heated dipstick.
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@AlcoholElitist
Midwest alcohol Elitist
1 year
@plzbepatient Michael Malice
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@AlcoholElitist
Midwest alcohol Elitist
2 years
Wife's at work event? Baby's asleep? Dad's having steak with nice GSM.
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@AlcoholElitist
Midwest alcohol Elitist
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@cafe_assad @vaguely_violet @hellsite_fan1 @badhombres00 @Howlingmutant0 @DonnelVillager Lol she's a woman she actually enjoys being dunked on. It's genetic.
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@AlcoholElitist
Midwest alcohol Elitist
5 months
@asenathesinner I do many things for my wife without asking but she will still say this. Is about you guys having unrealistic expectations, and it's true. I don't have access to the hierarchy of her hidden desires either.
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@AlcoholElitist
Midwest alcohol Elitist
1 year
Packed the cooler first thing this morning. Took a boat ride down the river and camped for lunch. Took a midday sail on the sunfish. Vintage champagne with the wife while the boy naps. Heaven is out there boys, just gotta find it.
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@AlcoholElitist
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1 year
@adamconover Aren't you that loser who got owned so hard on everything that nobody knows who you are anymore?
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@AlcoholElitist
Midwest alcohol Elitist
1 year
@mtracey @BokoHarambe @cawmsworx @remnantposting @0x49fa98 You keep getting owned in all these threads. Guy provided you with a way larger sample set and parameters than is anecdotal example and you just too cool for schooled it. Some journalist 🤣🤣🤣
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@AlcoholElitist
Midwest alcohol Elitist
1 year
All the bud light crap, this is the craziest. Miller genuine draft is now selling better. Whens the last time you saw a MGD in the wild?
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@AlcoholElitist
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1 year
@cimmerian_v Best burning man post I've seen all day.
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@AlcoholElitist
Midwest alcohol Elitist
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@DissidentSoaps I love that the dude who makes my deodorant also bodies libs on Twitter.
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@AlcoholElitist
Midwest alcohol Elitist
1 year
@SuburbanJihadi I'm out here with 777, in "these streets", strait peckerwooding.
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@AlcoholElitist
Midwest alcohol Elitist
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@stridinstrider @MedGold_ Lol, you are cooked.
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@AlcoholElitist
Midwest alcohol Elitist
7 months
Go to a bar where you know people. Drink a few beverages. Love how fortunate you are. Drive home with a buzz feeling like the master of your universe. Be a happy man.
@TheBeAManGuy
HARMON
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GO TO AN EMPTY BAR DRINK ALONE HATE YOUR LIFE BE MISERABLE BE A MAN
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@AlcoholElitist
Midwest alcohol Elitist
2 years
Frys cooked in duck fat, Quick home made mayo, Burgers. God Bless America, and no place else.
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@AlcoholElitist
Midwest alcohol Elitist
2 years
Call mom, We made it.
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@AlcoholElitist
Midwest alcohol Elitist
2 years
I meet great horned owl on trail. He warned me of things to come.
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@AlcoholElitist
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8 months
Wife got a sewing machine and the first thing I did was get out every ripped pair of jeans I refused to throw away. We are so back.
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@AlcoholElitist
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3 years
@yaronbrook @LatinxPutler Looking kinda desperate for engagement there bro.
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@AlcoholElitist
Midwest alcohol Elitist
2 years
Knocks one down "Fuckin fatty, fuck off" 🤣🤣🤣
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1 year
Easter mass in German. 777 style bathroom shot. Hail brothers.
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@AlcoholElitist
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5 months
Now we're cooking
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@AlcoholElitist
Midwest alcohol Elitist
7 months
@0x49fa98 @whstancil Is this true HP?!? Are you being openly racist online?
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@AlcoholElitist
Midwest alcohol Elitist
3 years
@ccmembersonly A good friend of mine came to visit from Thailand a few weeks ago. He's the never married, man about the town, type. He left for mexico city after only a week because he said the nightlife and people were too "depressing"
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@AlcoholElitist
Midwest alcohol Elitist
2 years
I don't like everything about it but the southwest is beautiful
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@AlcoholElitist
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Based
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@AlcoholElitist
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@megasidepart This stereotype comes from India, dawg.
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@AlcoholElitist
Midwest alcohol Elitist
10 months
Man if there's one thing the "wine industry" loves its a poorly dressed black guy with a "unique" way of looking at wine. -Sommelier Javarius Washington gave the wine 96/100 and notable described the wines as "hitting different"
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@AlcoholElitist
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Hefeposting
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@dvassallo @ThirdPlace8 @_MedGold You collosal moron. You step in your own argument and then try to repeat it to get out. You belong in a museum.
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@AlcoholElitist
Midwest alcohol Elitist
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Leisure 8am buffet breakfast. 10am 3mi run 1030 1mi swim 11am first beer 1215 lunch buffet 1pm put boy down for nap 115pm 18 holes with the boys 445pm jump in the lake 5pm cocktail hour 6pm dinner buffet 730pm boy gets put down 8pm cigars 9pm liquor or bed. This is living.
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@AlcoholElitist
Midwest alcohol Elitist
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Got dang that's some good packaging. This is a wine for us. GSM blend from a appellation with solid pedigree
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@AlcoholElitist
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I have been permanently banned from R/Chicago for saying immigrants coming to the city are bad. Let's see if I can get it reversed by convincing them I'm black.
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@AlcoholElitist
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3 years
@Glycine_Guido 0 respect for others or shared space, it's cultural.
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This looks so fun. My biggest regret will always be not pursuing a job on the seas.
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1 year
It's already not looking good bros.
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@AlcoholElitist
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8 months
A 30 year speyside to close the year out after a long day of work. 2023 was good 2024 will be better Cheers Frens.
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@AlcoholElitist
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7 months
This is all I really want.
@coldhealing
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@MagLamont149 @Howlingmutant0 @TheoryPraxis1 @IGN "I got owned online for having a Rtarded take" "Wow I'm so awesome"
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@AlcoholElitist
Midwest alcohol Elitist
1 year
I have a family, a ln active full time job (50+hrs a week), rental property, and an abundance of friends I don't see enough but I still lift religiously. Fitness influuuuuuuencers tell you this should be easy... it isn't. It's hard work and you should be doing it.
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Midwest alcohol Elitist
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Sitting in liquor store. Humongous guy walks in and with thick scandi accent says "I need cold beer please help." I help him fine the beer and he buys 8 22oz stellas, refuses a bag and Carry's them out in his bear paws. Powerful.
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@AlcoholElitist
Midwest alcohol Elitist
2 years
Sausage and peppers tonight with a '12 white Bourgogne
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@AlcoholElitist
Midwest alcohol Elitist
2 years
Invaluable tool I jumped 2 people today and they both stuffed a $20 in my pocket against my protests. Guess the first round is on me.
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@AlcoholElitist
Midwest alcohol Elitist
3 years
Just watched a ,assuming stolen, car do donuts at Michigan Ave and Delaware... Broad daylight in the mag mile. Yea that's a good look for the city. @CWBChicago
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@AlcoholElitist
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1 year
This is what a men's club actually looks like.
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@AlcoholElitist
Midwest alcohol Elitist
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Ribeyes Mash Brussel 2013 St Emilion Grand cru Big family shenanigans tomorrow. Just the fam tonight. Be thankful bros. May Santa bring you everything you deserve this year.
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@AlcoholElitist
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Wife and I having mission accomplished dram.
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1 year
When you read some stupid lib shit bc you know ol Steve is gonna be in there.
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@AlcoholElitist
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1 year
This is one of the most Chicago videos I've ever seen.
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@AlcoholElitist
Midwest alcohol Elitist
8 months
Dressing up for Christmas, Using the nice tablecloth, Getting out the nice silver. It's called class. Merry Christmas.
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@AlcoholElitist
Midwest alcohol Elitist
9 months
Cooking a few burgers and I came up with an idea for a fun game.
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1 year
Tonight we have a get together with other parents from daycare at a brewery. How many of them will be total losers? Much remains to be seen.
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@AlcoholElitist
Midwest alcohol Elitist
6 months
I'm not quite sure how this is so hard for people. I work 50+ hours a week, I got to the gym 4-5 times, I cook delicious meals, I play with my son, I see friends regularly, and I get about 7hrs of sleep a night. I don't get how these people working 35-40 don't find time.
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