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@Alchemyofhoes

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@Alchemyofhoes
Modern day Misato
7 months
@masoom_siii @PicturesFoIder Also, he still cares for the children. He never stopped!
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@Alchemyofhoes
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@Alchemyofhoes
Modern day Misato
7 months
@NickLin1777 @masoom_siii @PicturesFoIder People can’t help who they love. If he wants to care for children he already has a bond with, let him. Also people take care of children who aren’t theirs all the time, I’m sure they find a balance somewhere in there.
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@Alchemyofhoes
Modern day Misato
9 months
@spinbackmecca Erb included is weird.
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@Alchemyofhoes
Modern day Misato
9 months
I’m becoming so accustomed to not talking to anyone day to day.
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@Alchemyofhoes
Modern day Misato
7 months
@crackcobain__ SAY HE DON’T SOUND LIKE VEGETA😂😂😂
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@Alchemyofhoes
Modern day Misato
5 months
@Lxminru @_BRANDUN Wait until you read the books 😭 they left a lot out lol
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@Alchemyofhoes
Modern day Misato
7 months
@justkaeeeeee @sillyhalargian @spicebae_ You said a whole lot, of nothing. Anyways prayers you don’t experience any form of post partum if and when you have children 🥱
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@Alchemyofhoes
Modern day Misato
7 months
@XOEricDaDiva @IHateYourFacee She expect his vibe to be light? Do you not hear wtf he said? Bro is STRUGGLING, but he’s still TRYING to be as light as possible. People are multifaceted & complex.
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@Alchemyofhoes
Modern day Misato
10 months
@lizaswallace @_demiaa It’s something about seeing them shrink into a ball of mashed potatoes 🫠
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@Alchemyofhoes
Modern day Misato
6 months
@nigerianprynce Ain’t decline yet 🥺
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@Alchemyofhoes
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9 months
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@Alchemyofhoes
Modern day Misato
7 months
@mylovedes2 @NickStillHere She said it was having the ability to procreate 😂 everyone does not need that ability clearly!
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@Alchemyofhoes
Modern day Misato
10 months
100% this that’s why I don’t say shit.
@IKiss3s
👸🏽B💋
10 months
Don’t really care about gender debates if my man hungry ima feed him if the house dirty ima clean it just make sure your partner reciprocates how you like it don’t matter what other people doing make your own rules for YOUR RELATIONSHIP
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@Alchemyofhoes
Modern day Misato
8 months
@JenesyCat @Spookypsych0 @Akikihell As a nurse, I don’t see anything wrong with what you said. In medical situations , these would be a god send for some* men.
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@Alchemyofhoes
Modern day Misato
9 months
@Saminatu1 @aintchukash We don’t shame sex work 🥱 you tired for this. How you discredit a sexworker for a sexworker LMAOOO
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@Alchemyofhoes
Modern day Misato
6 months
@isabellayonce Impulsivity & need to feel anything but sadness even for a moment ~ doesn’t matter what it is. Usually causes some form of self harm.
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@Alchemyofhoes
Modern day Misato
4 months
Soooooo 2014 of me (“ errrmaguuuurrrd </3
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@Alchemyofhoes
Modern day Misato
3 months
@DesiSanatani @PicturesFoIder Lmaoo almost gave her ass a heart attack 😭😭 fight or flight was in demand
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@Alchemyofhoes
Modern day Misato
4 months
I’m almost 30 🙂‍↔️🙃
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@Alchemyofhoes
Modern day Misato
8 months
@BDTRELILBROTHER His wife looks like 2000s Michael Jackson..
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@Alchemyofhoes
Modern day Misato
7 months
@alexthe_villain @fromkdwithluv What I came to comment lol! So unnatural.
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@Alchemyofhoes
Modern day Misato
7 months
@Reese_eeee @avoidbree69 Survival of the fittest 😭
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@Alchemyofhoes
Modern day Misato
7 months
Ofcourse not 🥺
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@makarov_novae
1st Apostle of Hate
7 months
Is a woman with a septum a 🚩 ??
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@Alchemyofhoes
Modern day Misato
6 months
Idc if he was BALD. This man is fine.
@YoungHov_Absol
чσuиg нσv™🏁
10 months
@SSG2015 6’3 240 7 series checking in 🦍
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@Alchemyofhoes
Modern day Misato
9 months
@ThePodnas @rahsh33m She ain’t stick around long enough to get a tip 😭😂 if anything he chased her down and gave her one anyways 💅🏽
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@Alchemyofhoes
Modern day Misato
5 months
Real basic, Real cute 💕
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@Alchemyofhoes
Modern day Misato
6 months
Real shit? Leave. Don’t look back either. This is jealous behavior, he’s mad at your motion and grind bc he doesn’t have the ambition to get off the couch and get his shit tg. Idk show him this.
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@Alchemyofhoes
Modern day Misato
1 year
@TakeItByF0rce @alexissTyler Dude name is “take it by force” we expect nothing less by the likes of him.
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@Alchemyofhoes
Modern day Misato
7 months
@chrisstiiann_ This is better
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@Alchemyofhoes
Modern day Misato
6 months
My lil sis said “okay messy bun and eyebrows, but when you gonna get your hair done?” 😭😭 kids and their back handed compliment son
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@Alchemyofhoes
Modern day Misato
10 months
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@Alchemyofhoes
Modern day Misato
4 months
12 hour shifts after 45 minutes of sleep 😭 never again but no filter 🫰🏽
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@Alchemyofhoes
Modern day Misato
6 months
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@nigerianprynce
KC ♛
6 months
ight if you got a pretty face post it
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@Alchemyofhoes
Modern day Misato
8 months
@wizardryposting @kaylanijuanita So you got the point, said all that, and what? Feels like you’re reaching more that the OP is especially since she states she’s referring to the OOP and not just specified subculture you’re referring to. Anyways, you ate 😂
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@Alchemyofhoes
Modern day Misato
6 months
This is what 5am shifts look like 😭
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@anthonystilldey
𝔸𝕟𝕥𝕙𝕠𝕟𝕪 ℕ𝕠𝕥 𝕁𝕠𝕤𝕙𝕦𝕒👾
6 months
With just a picture, tell us what you do for a living.
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@Alchemyofhoes
Modern day Misato
7 months
26 Laps & still going ❤️🎈♓️
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@Alchemyofhoes
Modern day Misato
5 months
Screen shot from a videooo?? My favorite 🙂‍↕️
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@Alchemyofhoes
Modern day Misato
9 months
@1real_diamond @camiicampb The comment I was looking for I was cool with everything else 😭😂
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@Alchemyofhoes
Modern day Misato
4 months
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@luvinthot
𖤐
1 year
i dare you to post a random mirror selfie 😍
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@Alchemyofhoes
Modern day Misato
7 months
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@Alchemyofhoes
Modern day Misato
2 months
He said I look like something from Ancient Greece, I hope it was Medusa.
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@Alchemyofhoes
Modern day Misato
9 months
@aintchukash @th3professor_ Thems the rules, babe 🙃 video fire though 🔥
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@Alchemyofhoes
Modern day Misato
7 months
@FvreignLL Happy to read everyone’s view points, also taking notes. I see myself doing some of these toxic traits when I’m overwhelmed, also not having stable and accountable parents but trying to break the cycle. 🤞🏽
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@Alchemyofhoes
Modern day Misato
5 months
I remember reading about this. The stigmas pulled on the LGBTQ+ community esp those who’re also POC is exactly why we need to fight for each other vs with each other.
@OakCliffSteppa
Ca$h Money Kane™️
5 months
Gay black men don’t donate sperm because they can’t. It’s against FDA regulations for sperm banks.
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@Alchemyofhoes
Modern day Misato
7 months
If he paid for the meal, I’d tip. I don’t understand why yall go so hard when you’re not even paying. If that’s all he has, and he uses it to treat YOU, that should mean something. Idk yall are different and I hate it here 😂
@KiuiAirica
kiwi (🥝, 🇧🇿) 📍chicago
7 months
If I go out with a man and see him tip $5 on a $150+ meal, I’m giving our server a $20 and blocking him.
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@Alchemyofhoes
Modern day Misato
4 months
I adore my face.✨🫰🏽
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@amanisimonee
mani ☆
5 months
Loving ur face w/ no lashes is a different type of love
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@Alchemyofhoes
Modern day Misato
7 months
You can say the same about any weight group be FOR REAL.
@GodElJay
Big Juice 🧃
7 months
How many overweight black women are good people?
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@Alchemyofhoes
Modern day Misato
10 months
@gsnivxa I gotta big ass head but face card eats everytime. 🤝🏽
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@Alchemyofhoes
Modern day Misato
5 months
98’
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@missschico
CHICO REDD.
9 months
90’s Babies ONLY. Drop a pic.
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@Alchemyofhoes
Modern day Misato
7 months
If I act up worse, will you then use some thing.. a little harder yeah?
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@Alchemyofhoes
Modern day Misato
8 months
Smeagol and Deagol need to get tf on.
@spinbackmecca
mecca ;)
8 months
y’all ugly af lmfaoo
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@Alchemyofhoes
Modern day Misato
5 months
Same 🍇
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@Alchemyofhoes
Modern day Misato
3 months
Pulled an all nighter playing among us & uno with my friend and his friends on discord. What the actual fuckkkk???😬 I haven’t done ts since 2021
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@Alchemyofhoes
Modern day Misato
7 months
@kyleea94 @justkaeeeeee @sillyhalargian @spicebae_ Psych, and any other degrees alike usually toss it in, but in small doses so it’s easy to miss. I wouldn’t expect college to teach this if it doesn’t pertain to the actual degree. Thank you for dropping a link for those who need it and are interested!
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@Alchemyofhoes
Modern day Misato
9 months
@positivesideofx @PicturesFoIder “Gang signs I figure” wtf 😭
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@Alchemyofhoes
Modern day Misato
9 months
@JhonnyWhite69 Maybe he has motion and fire cunnilingus 😬😂
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@Alchemyofhoes
Modern day Misato
4 months
Instantly bought bc same and I’m not posting mine 🤣
@niccoyat
Niccoya
4 months
I just had a breakdown in the car, BUT LOOK AT THIS MASCARA?? YSL DID THEIR BIG ONE?? Mind you, I have no lashes on.
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@Alchemyofhoes
Modern day Misato
7 months
I’d have a series of panic attacks.
@breebxby
HERBRON JAMES
7 months
i would be traumatized actually
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@Alchemyofhoes
Modern day Misato
7 months
@kingtasticdev @Bloops_ Yeah I figured that. 😂. Hard to get a joke you’ve never heard.
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@Alchemyofhoes
Modern day Misato
7 months
@npreeko Used to be Aries but cancer took the mf cake.
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@Alchemyofhoes
Modern day Misato
9 months
I’d be on that mf trip so fast
@SupernovaMomma
Supernova Momma
9 months
Yes he is. Lmao
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@Alchemyofhoes
Modern day Misato
8 months
A good wash will have you squirting in the chair, please.
@RegularBlack_
Gimme A Kiss Big Daddy You So Pretty
8 months
She did not have to act like this while getting her hair washed.
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@Alchemyofhoes
Modern day Misato
4 months
Hey Bestfriend ✨ hex girls buttercup closet cosplay for CN rave ❤️
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@Alchemyofhoes
Modern day Misato
8 months
But who never had smb else do they homework 🥱 meanwhile paying the rent is insane work so yeah!
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@Alchemyofhoes
Modern day Misato
10 months
Ask me about my fave anime & Kdramas. :) that’s all I really know.
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@Alchemyofhoes
Modern day Misato
10 months
@theralbread12 Them shots got pressure behind it so idk 🥲😂
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@Alchemyofhoes
Modern day Misato
7 months
You don’t leave 6-8 inches with girth in for 4-6 hours at a time. While walking, running, sitting etc. but ok!
@bkspubes
jayden?
7 months
the way yall can’t wear tampons but can take 6-8 inches every night doesn’t sit right with me
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@Alchemyofhoes
Modern day Misato
8 months
Can y’all please make something new. Yes skims sale, yes we find the dupes on SHEIN, Temu, Amazon etc. give me something new 🥲
@laurasosexc
a mf boss baby
8 months
fuck skims my clothing brand gon drop soon 🥰🥰🫦
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@Alchemyofhoes
Modern day Misato
7 months
The video itself is hilarious bc no they did not
@crackcobain__
BASED SAVAGE
7 months
Are you slow nigga ?
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@Alchemyofhoes
Modern day Misato
8 months
I think this is true. I lack boundaries. I am not bitter but I have found myself more angry this past year than ever before. And it was bc of those boundaries I’ve been lacking.
Being strict actually keeps you sweet. The bitter babes are the ones that never had boundaries.
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@Alchemyofhoes
Modern day Misato
5 months
Found a few houses, hoping I like atleast 1 in person
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@Alchemyofhoes
Modern day Misato
6 months
I was high/ drunk, starting sophomore yr, and working 5-5ams 😭 sounds about right. I start school this summer, I no longer smoke & im still on 12s😂
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@girlnamedmarley
marley 🫧
6 months
astrologers said go back into your photo album to see what you were doing in august 2017 and thats what you will be doing very soon
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@Alchemyofhoes
Modern day Misato
9 months
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@Alchemyofhoes
Modern day Misato
7 months
😶‍🌫️
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@vibewitkeezy
𝓚𝓔𝓔𝓩𝓨 🐐
7 months
Quote this with a mirror pic ? 🤞🏽🔥
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@Alchemyofhoes
Modern day Misato
9 months
@ThePodnas @rahsh33m Go find out 😂
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@Alchemyofhoes
Modern day Misato
6 months
In this case that wouldn’t be proper 😭 the same way saying femaleS isn’t. When referring to the whole, it’s Men and Women. That’s the very reason I dislike “females” bc are you being funny rn or are you just dumb.
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@Alchemyofhoes
Modern day Misato
5 months
It’s very true. The more money you make, the more bills you acquire. When I was in school I could barely afford my 2bd apartment. Now I see how much money I have left after paying the very same bills & I’ve been looking for a house- to rent. 900 to 1600/ month is wicked.
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@Alchemyofhoes
Modern day Misato
6 months
A forced hand has lead to autoerotic asphyxiation.
@realniggatingz
✌🏿
6 months
i miss that boy fr i’m grabbing my own neck like how he use to do me🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
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@Alchemyofhoes
Modern day Misato
7 months
Whopper with cheese, French toast sticks, those little chicken wraps hit everytime.
@sanaamoye
nani
7 months
can we stop acting like burger king not good???
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@Alchemyofhoes
Modern day Misato
10 months
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@Alchemyofhoes
Modern day Misato
9 months
This. Very tired of ts bc every guy I attract is nonchalant asf and my heart can’t take it anymore 😭 got me out here sounding like DMX
@breebxby
HERBRON JAMES
9 months
Get a new partner. I like my niggas with emotional intelligence
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@Alchemyofhoes
Modern day Misato
10 months
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@kizumakii
KiKi 🍜🍥 || piccolo’s #1 munch
10 months
Can i please see yall pretty smiles? Yall too pretty and handsome to not be flashing that million dollar smile onb
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@Alchemyofhoes
Modern day Misato
6 months
Well he got his ass handed to him huh
@SaycheeseDGTL
SAY CHEESE! 👄🧀
6 months
Oklahoma man arrested after allegedly trying to steal pair of Balenciaga shoes from a woman he met on a selling app
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@Alchemyofhoes
Modern day Misato
8 months
@430Kenn @theeOnlyJai Sounds like a 5,000 meal to me.
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@Alchemyofhoes
Modern day Misato
5 months
Wait GTA kinda hard. I can’t drive worth a damn🥴
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@Alchemyofhoes
Modern day Misato
5 months
It’s beautiful today.
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@Alchemyofhoes
Modern day Misato
6 months
@layytoolow & it don’t ever come off either 🥺
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@Alchemyofhoes
Modern day Misato
7 months
Why y’all driving like this right now ???? Do we not live in NY where it snows tf
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@Alchemyofhoes
Modern day Misato
4 months
Spent the day at the mall w/ my 🐥. Happy day after mother’s day to me✨💕
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@Alchemyofhoes
Modern day Misato
7 months
My plate gonna say hood rat for the rest of my life idc. Her plate says gastric bypass. (no shade)
@SheaCoulee
CEASEFIRE 🇵🇸
7 months
Said all of this while licking BBQ sauce off of her fingers…
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@Alchemyofhoes
Modern day Misato
10 months
I love the feeling of a man on a deep, nonsexual level. But yeah everything sis said too lol
@PrissyLov3
👸🏾☥Ms.Prissy♒️💫
10 months
Cuz a woman can't hold me, caress me, feed my soul and heal my spirit while sliding a warm, hard, smooth and tantalizing blood filled vessel in me while telling me "look in my eyes" like a BLACK MAN CAN😮‍💨🤴🏿🥰💪🏿
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@Alchemyofhoes
Modern day Misato
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@Alchemyofhoes
Modern day Misato
7 months
Seems like a come up to me but idk
@historyinmemes
Historic Vids
7 months
Rick Ross' reaction to a fan throwing money at him
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@Alchemyofhoes
Modern day Misato
6 months
Just wear the fuawkin bonnet 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
@AlwysPeachy
AlwysPeachy
6 months
Hii i’m Mar, I wanted to respectfully ask a question to any black women out there. I have tried so many things to preserve my natural curls at night and really feel like a bonnet would help. Satin/silk pillowcases do not work for me! Is it okay if I wear a bonnet if it helps?
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@Alchemyofhoes
Modern day Misato
6 months
Y’all would hate me. I’m a hairy mf bc he gonna eat w.e I pull out LMFAOOO
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@Alchemyofhoes
Modern day Misato
7 months
When they openly talk shit about $27 an hour when most of America doesn’t make near that &&& they are in fake designer … yes TALK THAT SHIT.
@crackcobain__
BASED SAVAGE
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Shaming ppl for wearing fake clothes is back!!
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@Alchemyofhoes
Modern day Misato
4 months
Probably not put it on the internet would be a calm start but yk.
bro what the FUCK do I say TO THIS
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@Alchemyofhoes
Modern day Misato
6 months
@lovedoveclarke Yes actually, & so do I 🥺
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@Alchemyofhoes
Modern day Misato
7 months
@MisconceptionDW That’s his gag 😂😂 free meal
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