Pornhub titles are so unnecessary fucking descriptive: petite girl with a degree In physics and a fat ass gets dicked down by a man who lost his fucking job last week (HOT) 😂
I waved to a man because I thought he waved at me. Apparently he waved at another woman. So to get out of a awkward situation I kept me hand up and a taxi pulled over and drove to the airport. I am now In Mexico starting a new life.
Funny as fuck when ya see the lassys who thought they were top girls in school now single with 3 kids and asking if anyone selling a washing machine on Twitter hahahahahaha
I just had one of them dodgy phone calls, I picked up phone and a voice says "what are you wearing?" I replied "clothes" voice asks "are you horny?" r "nope" voice asks "have you got a tight baldy cunt?" I said "aye he's asleep on the sofa, who should I say called?"
😂😂😂😂😂
What do Vegans eat after a heavy night out?
I just can not imagine sitting in a Cab on the way home and thinking, "I could fucking demolish a Cabbage right now!"
Got sad news today. After seven years of medical training, my good friend has been struck off after one minor indiscretion. He slept with one of his patients & now can no longer work in the job he loves. What a waste of training & money. A genuinely nice guy and a brilliant vet.
When your on the phone and someone says” right I’ll let you go” it basically means will you fuck off I can’t be arsed listening to you waffle on any longer. Guilty as charged lol 😂 👌