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Raheem Sterling is my favourite football player in the modern game
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Achraf Hakimi is playing 4D Chess 🧠 When The Referee gave Hakimi his second yellow card, he was informed that all bookings are actually registered in his MUM's name!
Therefore next game, the suspension will be served by Mrs Fatima and PSG will get 0% of the red card!
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When you’ve just conceded 8 goals on Pro Clubs and your mates are telling you to get out of the GK spot
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Fiat 500 dissertation? OnlyFans tweets? Nah, those are too mainstream 😭
Dissertation submitted ✅
FUT Champs ready ✅
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Reiss Nelson outscored Pulisic in the Bundesliga in his first 8 games LOOOOOL
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Time to end the debate once and for all...
Does vinegar go on chips?
RT for yes
Like for no
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Huge result for United who are on a scary win streak, so let’s put it in perspective:
Top 6 vs Cardiff, H’field, B’mouth:
Utd under Solskjaer: 3W-0D-0L
Arsenal: 3W-0D-0L
Chelsea: 3W-0D-0L
Spurs: 3W-0D-0L
City: 3W-0D-0L
Liverpool: 3W-0D-0L
They’re doing the impossible here.
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Mudryk running 1 on 1 with Martinez
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Assna fans in the replies are convinced Asahi is a made up brand 😭 I’m telling you millions more people are drinking Asahi than are visiting Rwanda
There’s something special about the new
@ManCity
Training Kit 👀
Proudly sponsored by
@AsahiSuperDry
, they’re taking it
#BeyondExpected
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Tears, 6 years ago today ffs I remember how upset some of the Sevilla players got in their post match interviews
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This game is so exciting 🔥 ITV hub letting me watch this corner for 10 minutes in a row
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Sané + Icardi + Martial = 1 goal in 34 national appearances
Welbeck = 15 goals in 38
But that’s none of my business
Going to the World Cup:
❌ Leroy Sane
❌ Mauro Icardi
❌ Anthony Martial
❌ Alexandre Lacazette
✅ Danny Welbeck
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We haven’t even officially announced this kit let alone started selling it yet I saw at least 40 people wearing it at Wembley yesterday 😭
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We went from here to City winning the league with THREE games remaining. How can you make excuses for this???
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Makes me sick to my stomach seeing this rapist paraded round the training ground when the manager/board have spent the past three years talking about making us the 'club of culture'. Shameful actions and completely unnecessary, spent £160m on midfielders this summer, fuck him off
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Could you imagine any of our players running up to Stan Kroenke ffs he'd call security
How many captains would go and grab their owner after winning a trophy? Shows the relationship that they all have. Great to see.
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@MUFC96Connor
@ManUtd
I'm an arsenal fan and go to 15 or so games a season, I follow Napoli too as my local team in Italy
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4k likes for a massively deflected goal in a home loss against a team winless in 7 I’m telling you this fan base is so close to the gutter
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This has 5.3 million views on YouTube btw, are you proud mate
@Thogden
A misleading tweet was broadcast thousands of times- saying, the ex-wife of footballer Achraf Hakimi tried to seize his fortune, but Hakimi had already put everything 'under the name of his mum'. His fans rejoiced, except ... it's all fake.
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This tweet is so cringe man should people just not celebrate any more? Every Liverpool goal since 2006 has resulted in absolutely nothing so why are your players celebrating?
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This team has scored 8 goals in 2 games and is top of the Premier League but mastermind Mikel Arteta needs £300m to try register a shot on target
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Nkunku onto 41 G+A, Partey is Arsenal’s best player, Zaha slapping big teams for fun. Emery wanted all of them and he’s just beaten Bayern in a CL quarter final leg
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In the space of eight days he out scored 4 of Drogba’s 8 PL seasons 😭 dkm
2 - In April 2004, Golden Boot-winner Thierry Henry scored two hat-tricks in eight days, netting three v Liverpool and four v Leeds on consecutive Fridays. Feast.
#OptaPLSeasons
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Only at Arsenal could a guy LEAD the club in goals+assists, score our opening goals in our last 3 European knockout games, get voted as 2nd place in POTS, and *still* have a huge proportion of the fanbase absolutely hate him and constantly abuse him 🤣
🗓 Nicolas Pepe's 2020/21 season...
⚽️ 16 goals
🅰 6 assists
🥈 Player of the Season: 2nd place
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Space opened up for Dr Rajpal
🚨 EXCL: Arsenal doctor Gary O’Driscoll moving to Manchester United. Expected to remain in current role for transition period before completing switch later this summer. Highly-regarded medic a significant coup for
#MUFC
after 14+yrs at
#AFC
@TheAthleticFC
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United fans really spent all day abusing Arsenal for coming back with 10 men at Stamford Bridge just to lose 2-0 at home to Burnley 😭😭😭
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Starting XI cost:
Arsenal - £234 million
Villarreal - £52 million
Bench cost:
Arsenal - £144 million
Villarreal - £40 million
The look on Arteta’s face when Don Unai knocked him out - Priceless
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I will die on this hill for Pepe.
Give him 38 starts in the Premier League and he hits 20 g+a. Even in this shit team and system
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Mesut Ozil's "awful season": 12 goals, 12 assists
Coutinho's best ever season: 13 goals, 7 assists
Pipe down you clown.
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So the “biggest rebuild in club history” ended up with Xhaka getting a pay rise. Fuck off
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Ornstein exclusives for big 6 clubs are all “a £60m offer has been submitted” but when it’s Liverpool it’s “they’ve had a chat but probably don’t have the money to go further” 😭😭
🚨 Liverpool exploring move for Dominik Szoboszlai of RB Leipzig.
#LFC
met his camp this week; latest attacking mid to be considered. Unclear if it develops due to price but is desired profile. Unrelated to potential Carvalho loan
@TheAthleticFC
#RBLeipzig
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So according to LeNonce:
• Arteta > Conte
• Arteta’s £400m spent including future signings this summer was perfectly spent
• All of Spurs’ signings are mid-table quality
• Conte got lucky and Arteta deserved top 4
BUT:
• Arteta can’t be expected to finish top 4 yet
‘no excuses’
Honestly, such a painfully ignorant comment.
Arteta isn’t dining off excuses, he’s moving the club through the tough process of a massive reboot to get to a league title.
He’s delivering on the agreed plan, that’s why he has a new deal and £180m to spend.
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How do you recover from this as a manager announcing the agreement in your pre match press conference and then you’re rejected by lunchtime
EXCLUSIVE: Moisés Caicedo has just informed Liverpool that he only wants to join Chelsea! 🚨🔵🇪🇨
#CFC
Caicedo has decided to keep his word and only accept Chelsea as personal terms were agreed since end of May.
Chelsea, set to bid again in order to get deal done with Brighton.
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@boogiebanned
At the emirates cup you get a point per goal, which makes it actually fun to watch cos a 4-4 draw is the equivalent of both teams winning 1-0 so there are usually a bunch of goals
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We’re at the point of the year where a certain part of the fanbase start wishing death on gay people and when you criticise them they go “Why aren’t you respecting my belief if we’re forced to respect yours”
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Need an Eni Aluko icon card released mid game with better stats than Mbappe, the amount of fume it would create could power the country
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Anything less than Top 4 will be a failure for Mikel Arteta’s Process: a Thread
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5 days and 3 hours until we lose 4-0 and Guardiola says
"Mikel is a brilliant manager. What he is doing is so, so good. They need to believe in him. More than you can know!"
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Here’s your daily reminder that when Tuchel was sacked by PSG, Arteta was sat in 15th place. FIFTEENTH. And we didn’t even approach him 🤣🤣
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Now we need a £70m striker and £40m centre mid to beat 20th place Burnley at home
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"Stop crying over fake scenarios you made up in your head, Arteta is obviously going to give Saliba a chance next season" 😭😭😭
🚨 Exclusive: Arsenal defender William Saliba looks set to join Marseille on loan. Not done but 20yo has picked
#OM
from many options & now clubs need to agree deal.
#AFC
want him to get full season playing — still part of long-term thinking
@TheAthleticUK
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Corner, penalty, 6 yard pass, goal against Pickford, set piece 😭😭😭 same fan base talking about Pepe being a set piece merchant too
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Tuchel was unemployed while we spent 5 consecutive matches in 15th place 👍
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I think half of the people in the RTs don’t realise we’re laughing *at* them
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We signed Lokonga for £20m+ over a year ago he should be ready to play against Aston Villa…
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John F Kennedy’s skull was still in one piece last time you won the league.
Hope this helps
Imagine being unbeaten in 20 games and still being 5th.
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It’s funny because 24 hours ago we were seeing “Arsenal haven’t lost a game that Thomas Partey started since March” and then we lose one game and this comes out 😭
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@femsparkle
@FinallyEden
Wallahi u look like a prime Kevin Keegan getting his 1st England call up just stop tweeting
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Pep said that Leeds were one of the most dangerous sides in the league 24 hours before pumping them 7-0
Pep said this after City beat us in August:
‘Arsenal is growing, one game a week, and they will be up there.’
Look at the table below and what has happened since.
False praise, or a manager that knows what he’s talking about?
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Teta stans when Arsene says 6th place wouldn’t be a successful season
🇫🇷 There is an Arsène Wenger statue due to be unveiled at the Emirates soon, joining the likes of Thierry Henry & Dennis Bergkamp.
[
@gunnerblog
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@MattHatch
@Jem_Loader
His pronunciation is a joke by the way, he makes lots of top quality cooking videos where he sprinkles in jokes like that
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Chris Wheatley has spent the past year retweeting football Twitter slander about Ozil and you’re surprised he doesn’t have journalistic integrity? The guy acts like he’s 13
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If we go through an entire Adidas kit sponsorship deal without getting Arsenal branded Champions League trackies I’m going to lose my fucking mind
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@SuperKova17
@SkySportsNews
In this video he defends a 2 on 2 successfully and pushes a guy to the touchline? Not his fault that the other centre back gets spun on his ass lool
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Brighton with no Bissouma, Webster, Welbeck.
Palace with no Zaha or Eze.
2 points from 6 and people are CHEERING AT FULL TIME fuck me
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8 matches played and Arsenal players have registered a combined total of 3 assists this Premier League season. The system is awful for creating chances, how can people not see that.
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Loool anyone remember when Xhaka got a straight red for this tackle in the Swansea half because he “didn’t attempt to play the ball” and then they never mentioned that rule ever again??
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I guarantee there is at least 1 arsenal fan in this country who got Nelson 96:57 tatted on them and will have to explain that to their children
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Newcastle vs Big 6 this season:
Played 11
Won 0
Drawn 1
Lost 10
No excuse not to win tonight, idc if we don't have our first choice left back
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I was so hopeful man… I even fell for the tactical diagrams on the walls
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@SkySportsPL
making a million quid a month and not completing a 6 yard pass, we were all unhappy mate
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4pm: “I don’t care about losing the Europa League, just play the youth”
5pm: youth XI announced
8pm: Frankfurt 3-0 Arsenal
Next 48 hours: “Why the fuck did we play such a shit XI at Frankfurt?”
Just thought I’d give you the script in case you are busy this weekend 👍
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Saliba has more appearances in the top 5 leagues than Ben White 👍 if that’s “incredibly inexperienced” then I’d love to know what Gabriel-White is, because that’s
a) A guy with fewer Ligue 1 apps than Saliba
b) A guy with fewer top flight apps than Saliba
I’ll get abuse for this but I think this is very important to note. Having a starting CB partnership of Gabriel + Saliba is incredibly inexperienced & if Saliba isn’t starting then he’d be better off developing elsewhere. It’s rare CB’s his age start most games at big clubs too.
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Arsenal only need to score 4 goals in each game (28 in the next 7) to equal the 73 goals Emery's team scored when he bottled top 4 in the most embarrassing Arsenal season of all time
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Spurs' main man went on strike, they sacked their manager, they have a game in hand against 18th place which got postponed and they're still ahead of us 😭
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