Kingdavid C. Ofunne
@AjeboWriter
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Lagos, Nigeria
Joined June 2016
My neighbour’s 7 year old daughter comes to my house almost every weekend to finish my snacks but I enjoy the company. Once she comes, she commands that I put Moana or Frozen for her on the Tv & I obey then she sits on my couch (doesn’t say a word) watches tv until she leaves….
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My wife is fond of using her phone till the battery runs low and then I’m always the one charging it for her. Every night before we go to bed, as I’m plugging mine, I’ll plug hers too. It now became my responsibility to charge her phone battery for her every night. I got tired.
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Sometimes she’d help me with little chores around the house—cleaning, folding towels, and even washing the dishes when I cook. It was an unspoken partnership; I gave her snacks and juice, and in return, she helped make my bachelor’s flat feel alive. .
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There’s this young, pretty girl who recently moved into my neighborhood. She’s quiet, keeps to herself, and doesn’t interact with anyone. No greetings, no smiles—nothing. If you greet her, she hardly responds. Me, when it comes to minding my business I’m the CEO. So, I like.
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Her mother, Chinyere, is a single mom who owns a hair salon & is hardly at home. Ada’s visits became something of a silent arrangement between us. It wasn’t spoken, but I could tell that Ada enjoyed coming over—maybe cos it was quieter here, more comfy compared to the busy salon.
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To think that she was safer with me than her own gender was a truth too bitter to swallow. The End.
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My neighbor is fond of leaving her child with me whenever she knows I'm around in the afternoon so she can rest while the little girl turns my house upside down. She made it a habit so much that once the little girl of 4 knows I'm around, she'll come over by herself.
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One day, while working from home, I overheard voices outside my window. It was one of my nosy neighbors, Margaret, talking to Chinyere. “Why do u let ur daughter visit that man all the time?” she hissed “Do u even know what he’s capable of? What if he tovches her inappropriately?.
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Chinyere, to her credit, defended me. “Ada likes him. He’s kind to her, and I’ve never heard her complain about anything.”. But Margaret wasn’t convinced. “It’s better you keep your daughter away before something happens. (Story by Ajebo Writer) These men, they can be dangerous.”.
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I was too shocked to make any sound as I sat frozen in my bed. Me? Dangerous? How could anyone think that of me? I couldn’t bring myself to step outside that day. The shame was too much. The next day, I heard a soft knock on my door. .
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My wife has been disturbing me to follow her to her friends church, according to her, the man sees and performs miracles . I refused and for days my wife began carrying face for me. Baby, what’s wrong with our church? I asked her one day. She said the man will see something for.
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It was Ada, holding a half-eaten biscuit and waiting to enter. I hid and didn’t answer. The next thing, her mother appeared out of nowhere, dragging her back. I could hear the sounds of her flogging her daughter and her screams. That was the last time Ada came to my house….
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When the mom went to confront her, she caught Margaret red-handed, nak3d, ontop Ada. That’s how she screamed and alerted the neighbors. Tears started dropping from my eyes because I had genuinely grown fond of Ada….
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Curious, I asked another neighbor what had happened. “Margaret has been arrested,”. “Arrested ke? For what?” I asked, shocked . He looked left & right then lowered his voice & said “Omo, she be lezbo & she deh knack all the small small girls for area even that ur small friend.”.
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I couldn’t breathe. Apparently, one of her victims got angry that Margaret chased her away because she was busy with Ada and went to report to her mum, confessing everything the aunty has been doing to her….
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My first time in US. As soon as I landed at the airport, I knelt down & cried to God, despite the number of people around, I didn't care, I kept saying, "Nigeria, never again!". My guys were already there waiting in the car they started giving me the do's & don't of living in US.
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Instead, she started spending her day at Margaret’s house. I watched her from a distance, coming & going every day without even looking in my direction. (by Ajebo Writer) I felt bad but there was nothing I could do. Yesterday I came back late from work & I saw police everywhere.
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I went to work very late that day and had to wear something else, thankfully I later found my car keys under the couch where I threw them the previous day. That night, as I charged my phone, I did the same for hers too. The next morning, after I dressed up and was ready to go to.
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Last year, if anyone had told me that I’d be a driver, I would have laughed at them. But look at me now, this is my 5th month as a lawyer in the morning and bolt driver at night. Economy choke so I had to put my Corolla to good use and everything was running smoothly.
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This year, my wife and I made a resolution: no more fights. Instead, we’d talk things out, communicate openly, and avoid bottling up issues until they exploded. We kissed, hugged, and wished each other a happy new year, determined to start 2025 on a peaceful note. And for the.
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@AustinDevOps1 I’m going to quote a smart & reasonable individual with a functioning brain:.‘It’s often the predators and criminals who project their own tendencies onto others.’ Heal!.
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I went to the mini mall inside the estate with wifey. After shopping, I went to the counter to make payment. Two customers were there, so I stood and waited for my turn. Wifey decided to look around and keep herself busy. It got to my turn and I gave my ATM card to the cashier.
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I’m in a bus traveling from Delta to Lagos . This young lady in her mid to late 20s is sitting next to me. She’s absolutely stunning with a light complexion, perfectly curved in all the right places, and well dressed. She is holding a baby, few months old so I assume it must be.
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I caught my boyfriend in bed with another girl. I was supposed to travel to Abuja for a wedding, but when I got to the park, the price for the trip was triple what I’d budgeted. It didn’t make sense to go, especially since I didn’t even know the couple—just supposed to tag along.
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My neighbors in my estate have been shaving and barbing their hair every week. I'm not even joking. These are men like me who typically go months without visiting a barber. Suddenly, they began visiting the new barbing salon that just opened across the street on a weekly basis.
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My wife is fond of complimenting women & I absolutely adore the way their eyes light up & their mood instantly changes when she does. We went to the mall & this beautiful young lady was trying to get us to buy one of their brands.
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My girlfriend told me she was going over to her friends place for a visit and possibly sleepover. I asked which of her friends. She told me her bestie, Richard. They've been friends for years, longer than even our relationship.
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I’d been chatting with this babe for over a month. She had been playing hard to get, but I stayed persistent. Finally, she agreed to go on a date with me. We set the time for 4pm at this new fancy restaurant in town that serves both local and foreign dishes….
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My uncle paid a surprise visit to my house some months ago. I was in the kitchen washing the dishes because my wife just finished cooking when he knocked. I noticed his mood changed when I entered the kitchen to resume my duties. I didn't say anything.
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I planned to Netflix & chill by myself but first I decided to get fuel so I dnt get surprised. I met Anita, my neighbor outside, washing. I greeted & made a remark about d weather, she smiled & replied then I noticed she was on a call so I apologized for d intrusion & walked off.
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My neighbors 3 years old son is so fond of me, sometimes it scares me because he's always coming to my house. Every day, he stops at my house first to tell me everything he learnt in school before entering his house.
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My husband is fond of going to the restroom with perfume. He sprays for almost a minute before and after his business. I began suspecting him of smoking. Maybe I have finally met karma because back in school, I smoked and experimented with hard drugs.
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Children will stain your white. My neighbors 4 years old daughter is the radio without wire we have in the compound. Nothing escapes her eyes and as long as her eyes has seen it, our ears must hear it for weeks.
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When my father told me the governor’s son wanted me to come and work with him as his PA, I was overjoyed. I told my friends about it and they were all green with envy. My mother gave testimony in church that Sunday. Her only daughter, Divine, child of a gardener & petty trader….
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Ever since my mum came back from omugwo in Canada, to help my elder sister with her first child, she completely changed. My father claims she’s no longer the woman he married 35 years ago. And honestly? We all agree with him. Our mum is 50 years old and my father is 65….
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She smiled at me and didn’t say anything. That will teach her, I smiled to myself. The following day, after preparing for work, I couldn't find my belongings, my pair of stockings, belt, wallet, and even my car keys, and when I went to ask her, she asked me if she’s my PA, or my.
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My wife wanted to go and make her hair at night. She asked me to follow her. I was watching a football match, Chelsea was playing. I told her to leave it till tomorrow. She refused, she said she has to make it this night so she can rock it to church the next day.
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One time, I was missing my aunt who had relocated out of the country, so I changed my DP to her picture & even forgot abt it. Few days later, I got a message in my inbox. "Hey beautiful". Beautiful ke, me. Nobody has ever called me beautiful before. Handsome yes but beautiful ke.
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One night I plugged mine and left her own unplugged and the next morning when they seized power her battery was flat. She was now upset at me, asking me why I didn’t charge her phone when I charged mine. I asked her if I’m her designated charger or PA or if she’s paying me to.
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A man comes back home from work to his beautiful wife and only child. He met his wife trying to put their 5 years old son to bed, and feeling guilty for staying out late, he decided to play with his son for a few minutes and put him to bed himself.
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So, I entered keke on a Saturday morning & few minutes later the driver picks up this fine babe. So, now it’s just the two of us at the back. The babe is hot—like ‘cheat on ur wife’ kind of hot. I’m already rehearsing my pick-up line in my head when she pulls out a small mirror.
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My wife is very slow when it comes to changing our baby’s diapers after he poops. Too slow for my liking. I might be watching a movie or browsing on my phone and she’ll call me to assist her in changing his diapers after he poops. .
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So, I bought garri from the mama selling pepper and tomatoes opposite my gate. She’d been begging and disturbing me for weeks, saying, “My garri na direct from farm, fresh from Kogi.”. Since it was cheaper than the Lagos ones, I said, “Oya, bring it.” I sent her money, and she.
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My wife & I wanted to upgrade our kitchen & decided we needed a bigger fridge. We got a brand new one. As we were carrying the fridge inside, I spotted a familiar face outside my door. To my surprise, it was my old friend, standing there with a warm smile.
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He said he’s not talking about physical women that I have spiritual kids from my spiritual wife, and if I don’t change I will have more spiritual children. I told him as long as I’m not responsible for their upkeep, it’s fine. Church scatter. That’s how my wife ran and came to.
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I saw her again today . The same light skinned girl in my street that gave me the insult of my life because I asked her to date me. I will never forget the look & long hiss she gave me before laughing & telling me that even if I was the last man on earth, she wouldn't date me.
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Three years of marriage, two years of dating, and I thought I knew my husband. He was never the violent type—until the night he found his sister in bed with our neighbor. They’ve always been close. She spends more time at our house than at their parents….
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"Honey, there's an intruder in the house!". Paul froze as his wife whispered over the phone. "Intruder, in my house, is he armed?". "I think so, two of them, please come home" Patricia, his wife kept whispering, and shaking as she talked. "It's okay baby, I'm already on my way,.
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I just found out my wife used to date our landlord. I got an unexpected call from my landlady to come to her house. When I got to her house, she handed me her phone without a word. On the screen was a picture of my wife and our landlord.….
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I visited my close friend one day and found him and his new girlfriend fighting outside. They were at each other’s throats—yelling, pushing, and creating a scene while the neighbors watched from the sidelines, some laughing and others shaking their heads. Nobody stepped in to.
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My wife woke up one day & started insisting that we switch church & start attending a new church that just opened on our street.
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I stopped getting irritated when I discovered that her parents are always fighting. I decided to be a safe spot just 2 protect her from d toxic atmosphere once in a while. One afternoon, I closed very early from work and decided to work on a client's Skit when I heard a knock.
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But despite her snobbish attitude, some of the men, married men, keep smiling at her and greeting her every chance they get, sometimes even when she snobs them they will still greet her. What annoyed me the most was their desperation to be liked. Every night, these men—three of.
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My wife and I decided to invite her mom over for Sallah. My wife is a Muslim and so I was excited to have her mom over for Sallah because I knew there would be excess meat in the house especially from her siblings and extended family.
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I followed my wife to the nail salon & the next few hours that followed were the busiest & most chaotic for me. As we got there, there were at least 6 children inside, turning up the heat in the already crowded space. The whole place was hot & the salon owner was busy making….
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I live in a very rough neighborhood. If you’re new, naive or you don’t know your way around, anything can happen to you especially this festive season. Infact, my neighborhood is so rough, any chic that enters unaccompanied, the guys will not let her rest. So, one day, this.
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The DPO took the paper with the drawing of a heart that I taught Rashidat today to draw and give her parents just to make them happy and stop fighting. The police station became quiet.
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I decided to take myself out & spoil myself. There's no law against a man taking himself out & having a good time. I freshened up, wore a nice clean vintage shirt, ironed my pants & wore my suede. I sprayed perfume, brushed my hair, checked myself in the mirror, God, see drip!.
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I went to the bank this morning, as I was driving in the security guy was saying something to me but I wasn’t hearing him & I wasn't going to waste one drop of fuel waiting for him to run to me. I drove in, parked, got down & started walking towards him. He met me halfway and.
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She said I should stop questioning her and just come along so I agreed and followed her and her friend to the church. I was rocking the earrings my wife bought for me, and a week before she had plaited my afro this new style young boys normally carry but then I forgot my wedding.
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I and wifey sat down in the living room to watch TV. We just got back from the mall where we went to get dinner. We didn't feel like cooking that evening so we decided to buy fried rice, chicken, salad and snacks for later.
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One day, my Pastor called me on phone and was excitedly praising and hailing me. “Kings Kings, so you’re Ajebo Writer eh, I’ve been seeing your stories everywhere. So, you’re one of my sheeps?”. Apparently, someone shared one of my trending stories on one of the groups he.
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My neighbors 5 year old son likes coming to my house. Infact once he comes back from school, takes his bath and eat, my house is his next destination. I’ll assist with his homework and then off he goes only to come back the next day. It became a norm.
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@bronze_age_zee It’s usually the predators/criminals that see predator/criminal tendencies in every action taken by others. Heal!.
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My girlfriend never informed me that we had broken up. I found out when she started referring to me as "bros.". The first time she did it, I tried calling her, but she didn't answer. Later, when I checked my WhatsApp, I saw a msg, "Good afternoon bro, sorry I missed ur call.".
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Immediately, I knew it was my little friend, Rashidat. I wanted to ignore because the client had paid in full for the Skit but Rashidat kept knocking & I knew she will knock till eternity. I paused my work and invited her in, gave her ice-cream and snacks, and put cartoon for her.
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My landlord is fond of entering our houses anytime he likes and asking us what we cooked. Baba won’t leave until he eats. For weeks now, this man has been eating three square meals from everybody’s houses. Meanwhile, he doesn’t do anything in the house. If the borehole spoils,.
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I followed my wife to the salon for her hair treatment and washing. While the stylist was working on her hair, her sharp and talkative 3-year-old daughter ran into the salon.
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Later, we started hearing her parents voice, they were fighting as usual. Few hours later the mom came to carry her. I could see shame and gratitude on her face even though she avoided my eyes. Few minutes later, I heard a loud bang on my door.
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My neighbor and I have been friends since I moved into the compound. We've been the closest buddies for over 2 years now. We hangout, gist, eat at each others places, and sometimes sef, I control babe to his place if main chic is around and he does the same.
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My girlfriend ended the call immediately. One hour later, around past 9PM, I heard a knock on the door. It was my girlfriend. She was back with her things. Women.
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She gave her card to the cashier and the transaction was successful. "Honey, let's go." My wife said and matched forward. "Yes my love." I picked the shopping bags then turned to the lady, brought out my tongue, did her ntooor, smiled and walked fast after my wife. Fear women!!!.
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@rare__jay Ahhh.Abeg ooo.I go soon publish ooo, make thunder no visit me. I already have a poetry collection published on Amazon Kindle.
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Then they said okay I should sit and follow them to enjoy the show. “The show? Which show?”. They laughed and said blue film. Immediately I turned and saw what they meant. The lady’s house was shockingly exposed—her blinds were practically see-through. There she was, stark naked,.
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The pastor left me standing there, he started preaching and shouting while I stood there in front of the whole church, waiting. After almost 20 minutes of standing, I turned and started walking back to my seat but I saw my wife and her friend frantically waving their hands at me.
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"See!" she said, smiling proudly and showing everyone the drawing she made. "Uncle taught me how to make love for mummy and daddy today because they are always fighting.".
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My pastor is a businessman, very industrious and hardworking. He fixes phones, sells them, and even deals in imports and exports of electronics and other products. One time, my phone screen broke, and there were some other issues with the flex and charging port….
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I walked straight to them and then I apologized for walking out on them yesterday . Then I handed them the wine, the groundnuts, and the roasted chicken I got for them, and they were all happy, then I sat down with them. In silence, we watched her together again. Nak3d, dancing,.
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I was watching a movie & eating my hot pizza when my best friend called me & asked me to follow him clubbing that night. I turned him down flat because nothing was gonna ruin my quiet movie night with me, myself, a bottle of chilled beer, hot pizza, and I. Exactly how I like it.
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Witchcraft. So, there was an opening in my office for the position of a digital marketer who will also double as a copywriter. Quickly, I alerted my guy who has been searching for a job for a long time & was always bugging my life, asking me to help him land a job in my office.
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“May that fish ki|| you there!” I screamed inside the bus. “Who is your love, do I know you or your baby before? Madam carry this baby jare!” I dropped the baby on her laps. I turned in anger and started explaining to the man that asked her if her baby has teeth. “Sir, can you.
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The whole scene was odd. The girl played loud music most nights, and the men used it as their soundtrack, sipping their drinks like it was a street party. One night, I came home late to find them at it again. For the first time, they called me over. I hesitated but decided to.
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Rashidat's father dragged me out by the neck after slapping me, thank God I was putting on my new white singlet and boxers. What's happening, am I dreaming? I was confused . "Rapi$t!" They kept shouting as they landed blows and kicks all over my body.
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Have you read the trending story everyone’s talking about? Catch up on other previous threads too….👇🏿 👇🏿 👇🏿 👇🏿.
I have a real fear of children—Legit PTSD from the shege my neighbor’s 4-year-old has shown me. If I lock my gate, she’ll squeeze through the bars and find her way in. If I lock my door, she’ll climb the window like Spider-Man and enter….
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Could it be that the little girl is back?. The banging continued and I went to open the door and met a mob outside. I didn't see the slap until it landed and I literally saw stars.
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I looked at him and said it’s a lie, that it’s actually my wife that invited me here then I pointed to my wife in the congregation . The pastor did not even flinch instead he smiled and said he knows I’m married and if I don’t change my ways and cut my hair, remove the earrings.
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My neighbors, people I know and play with on the street, guys and ladies I hang around with were suddenly acting like I was a criminal. I started crying and begging them. "Mummy Rashidat, please what's happening, who did I r@pe?" I pleaded with my neighbor.
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My wife asked what I wanted for my birthday . I said PES 5. She giggled & I laughed out loud because I knew once she googled the price, she will come for me. Only for me to go out & come back in the evening of my birthday & my wife had a big package wrapped on the center table
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Whooosss!!! She slapped me with a scapula and I felt blood in my mouth. "Don't ever mention my daughter's name from that your evil mouth. How can you do this to me, how can you r@pe my baby, my four years old baby, how?". "Jesus, me!!!" When!!!".I screamed.
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Few months ago, my close friend's wife called me and was crying on the phone, she kept saying her husband has finished her and that I should come over. Thinking they were fighting, I quickly got dressed, grabbed the car keys and rushed over.
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I was arrested, handcuffed and bundled into their vehicle. Thank God the mob didn't remove my boxers and strip me naked. I couldn't even imagine dying exposed with my penis dangling out for the world to see.
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In 2009, on my way back to my lodge from class, I spotted a wallet lying in the middle of the road. It was stuffed with cash—about 50k—and also had ATM cards, ID cards, an international passport, and, of all things, five condoms….
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I couldn't get fuel due to the scarcity. After queuing for over 4 hours at the fueling station close to my house, the fuel attendants told us fuel had finished. I jejely drove my car back home & parked. I decided to order bolt but the price shocked me, I tried Uber, it was worse.
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"Na yahoo boy, na ritual. He go confess before we kill am." One popular yahoo guy in the neighborhood said. Then I heard the police siren and I was grateful for the Nigerian police for the first time in my life.
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"Make we burn am?" The vulcanizer that always fix my tyres asked. "And na handsome guy o" the lady I usually buy pap from said. "Fine man like this wey fit fu*k any woman he want, na small pikin he like!" My next door neighbor said.
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"It's very easy, I'll show you." She said smiling and went to her school bag, opened it and brought out a piece of paper and crayon. Then she drew a heart and colored it. Then she wrote, 'I love mummy and daddy' under the heart.
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The men were transfixed, eyes glued to her every move. I felt sick. Their laughter, the way they enjoyed her privacy without shame—it was revolting. I stood abruptly, watching her dance naked, sometimes touching her b00bs sometimes rubbing her VJ oblivious to the audience outside.
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I sat next to this beautiful fair-skinned damsel in church on Sunday, dressed in white and radiating purity like the angels the pastor was describing in the Bible. As if he read my mind, he asked us to turn to our neighbors, smile, and say to them, "you're looking beautiful.".
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