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Here is a second short-fic, thanks to two new Patreon members. It is inspired by this animation below. It's called "Showmanship"
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Thank you for clipping this scene because what I see from Blitz is someone who has learned to argue in a toxic household. He's ready to have the discussion, he is. He's actually saying how he feels, but it's loud and defensive. It's probably how he argued with Verosika.
"blitz, i think so very highly of you. i didn't realize you think so low of me." was definitely the most heartbreaking thing I’ve ever heard in my life
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Blitz does try to get help for Fizz. He knows he's still back in there and probably saw him as the explosion hit which is why he was so damaged. He was probably going back for Fizz.
But, once he was injured, he was looking for an adult.
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I want to point out that she does know his name and how he prefers it. She purposefully says Blitzo later to hurt him
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Okay, but what if Blitz didn't steal his dad's booze so he and Fizz could drink it, but to just get it away from his alcoholic dad so things didn't get worse that night?
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This is exactly why Blitz was a terrible clown.
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OMFG GUYS, I GOT IT! Listen. Listen. Mira. It's about "the argument" and when and why Fizz said the "dying alone" comment to Blitz.
Blitz and Fizz have said they have only seen each other twice in 15 years: Ozzie's and in the street in Greed.
So when the fuck did they fight?
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Walk with me down pain lane in a theory
#thread
: Fizz's worry about Oz leaving him or not being good enough for Ozzie didn't start with Mammon or even with Cash.
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You cannot tell me that Mammon wasn't the one to get between these two. Look at how Fizz is clutching on to Blitz, who is obviously so ready to protect him. Mam doesn't even hesitate to YEET Blitz into next century. This time it was just literally.
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For all that I joke about Blitz getting wasted, I actually think he avoids alcohol.
One of my most popular posts was about how Blitz and Fizz didn't steal his dad's booze to get drunk, but to get the booze away from his dad.
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You know we're forgetting something important when it comes to the new episode. It's that we have this fucker involved now.
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Can we talk about how iconic these two are?
Singing their heart out about their insecurities in love, wrecked and with their makeup smudged but somehow still so fckn beautiful?
Like what is that? That's not fair.
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Things we learned from this ep:
- It's been 15 years since the accident
- Accident was on Fizz's bday
- Blitz and Fizz were bffs and not dating yet
- Blitz was gonna confess feelings
- Someone kept them from each other
- Horns are apparently like dick size-level importance
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#Thread
on Fizz's song Look at This in the latest episode and whether it has any actual meaning besides a diversion.
Because, yeah, SH really pulled a fast one with this clip
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I want to point out some subtle faces we see from Blitz that he feels like shit and how he masks it because it won't fit into tomorrow's
#thread
.
Blitz feels alone and unloveable. He's just had sex with Chaz and it was shit. But that feeling persists.
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Stolas: Come to steal something else, my little thief? What can I get you? Be my guest!
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A while back people got into it over Moxxie not being Blitz's best friend (or maybe even really a good friend to him) and that's because Moxxie isn't his best friend.
Moxxie is his younger brother. Ready for a
#HelluvaBoss
#thread
?
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It's not a coincidence that Blitz was in Greed in that coffee shop, and it becomes his worst nightmare.
Fizz is being dragged out of the car by Striker, and it sends him into almost full panic.
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What if Loona's name was really Luna? But when Blitz adopted her, he spelled her name his way and she didn't correct him because, secretly, was happy someone wanted her.
Also, this adoption paper taken straight from Illinois is hilarious.
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This is the face of:
"You ruined the thing I totally said wasn't a thing at all, but desperately wanted and we haven't properly talked since, and here you are: hypocrites.
But, like, I'm happy you're happy, I guess."
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For as confident as Fizz is, he's still very self-conscious of his broken horns. He keeps a hold on his own hat, making sure it doesn't slip off at all.
And Blitz understands the importance as well, holding Fizz's head and hat down when the croc grabs it.
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Need Viv to confirm the most important thing: Is it ketchup or hot sauce?
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Stolas thought true love would break down Blitz's walls, but it didn't. He thinks, instead, that he was a burden, that the Red String of Fate was only red on Blitz's side.
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Not enough people are talking about this frame and how Alastor’s mouth is sewn shut and actually looks like a voodoo doll, and what it could mean about his character
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Not me during the duet wanting to shout "HE HAS A BALCONY" because I care more about stupid shit like the layout of his apartment than whatever he's saying here
Does anyone know what Blitz is saying here? Its the only line that i cant get from the duet 😭
#HelluvaBossBlitz
#Helluvaboss
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I have a whole theory but after Full Moon gets fucked up. Blitz goes straight to Fizz and Fizz ends up sending him in a portal for him to see all his loves (and perhaps goes he’s fucked it up) because of his outfit in each of these scenes
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Then, he turns the opposite way and sees another tent consumed in fire. And this poor boy literally mouths the word "Mom"
We know from the Circus that his mom is sick or something and she needs help in some way so she probably can't get out by herself.
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If/When Stolitz has the crystal convo (and it was a duet), I imagine it would go like this:
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You can't tell me these two weren't troublemaking little assholes at the Circus sometimes, pranking guests.
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And that is what Fizz sees as he is burning alive.
Blitz ended up unable to save either of them.
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What if the crystal takes shape only after someone touches it? And it takes the shape of something they are familiar with or something they desire?
Is this why it's in a bag and a box and Stolas doesn't touch it with his hands?
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I also want to point out that Fizz says this happened 15 YEARS AGO and we know Blitz is in his 30s so he was a literal teenager with braces on, trying to make that decision.
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Oh, fuck me. Is Blitz part royal? Is that what this is?
His mom had straight black horns. He has the little eye markings that only fucking royal demons have so far…
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Stolas is realizing (as painful as it is) that the Blitz he loves--the idealized hero--isn't actually who Blitz is. Instead, Blitz struggles to open up, is full of his own pain. He is fallible.
In letting Blitz go, Stolas is letting go of this fallacy
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A very mini
#prediction
and not a spoiler.
Blitz and Fizz had some conversation (perhaps we will be treated to a flashback) and they realize there was misunderstanding.
Do they remember things differently or realize that someone else was involved in the fire/explosion?
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Blitz does scold Moxxie at the end but notice how (here) he and Moxxie sit in their feelings. Blitz doesn’t attempt to hide how he feels right away. These two may not talk about the shit that went down, but they are closer (and more comfortable) with eachother than we think.
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Imagine Stolas hears Sir Froot Loop call Blitz “that imp” or little or things like that and Stolas tells him that Blitz has a name and then Loop says that he’s only repeating what Stolas himself has said. And Stolas starts to realize the impact of his language.
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Gonna also point this out, her eyes turn solid red. Now, that might not mean much but the Ars Goetia were created by Lucifer (allegedly).
Charlie is Lucifer's daughter and her demon form has red eyes. Stolas's eyes are red. Paimon's eyes are red. Guess who else's eyes turn red?
Oh, fuck me. Is Blitz part royal? Is that what this is?
His mom had straight black horns. He has the little eye markings that only fucking royal demons have so far…
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In the latest episode, Blitz intervenes in the scuffle between his sister and Moxxie. Kind of.
And the way he handles it is indicative of his personality and possibly his history/role in his family. Here comes a
#thread
!
(Also, these captions and lyrics are crazy)
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Gonna apologize in advance for this.
But his voice. GD, I need help.
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- Sins apparently have real stuff to do
- Ozzie believes in consent to the nth degree
- As
@sapphic_joan
pointed out, Stolitz raw dogs
- Stolas doesn't know Fizz and Blitz's history
- Stolas is still in his sassy era
- Stolas is going to get the crystals
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- Blitz's mom died in the fire which is also how he lost Barbie's favor
- Blitz blames himself for his mother's death and hates himself for the accident
- Striker's ideals are considered extremist
- Fizz can't cook for shit
- Cash wished Fizz was his son
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Not me desperately refreshing AO3 so I don't have to work.
Also, I found this:
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She sent it to Blitz later like:
This yo man?
Did Loona take a picture when she saw Stolas' demon form 💀
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They fought when they were teens, right before Fizz's birthday party.
Nuh uh. No way. Fizz seems so happy to see Blitz.
No. They remember that day differently. Blitz didn't even see Fizz lift his hand, only Fizz turn toward the open curtain.
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Stolas: Can we go out to eat?
Blitz, distracted on his phone: Yeah, babe, I’ll eat you out. Gimme a second
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There are literary devices written into the visual storyboards. At the end, when they all leave the helicopter, Blitz is distinctly separated from M&M.
He's not happy. He stands there by himself in his one night stand's jacket, looking at the ground for more than one frame
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the fact that Blitz said "Who said that?" like his ass didn't just say what he said
Was it a heartbreaking revelation? Yes. Were their faces actually hilarious? Also yes.
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There is a reason
@VivziePop
chose to have him grow up as a clown and especially his clown-like eye markings. There is a reason this frame looks like an unnerving mask. Blitz is the embodiment of the happy clown/sad clown paradox.
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Ready to get your feelings hurt? Blitz/Fizz defy gravity
(Longest part was mixing the music since these two parts have a whole section between them)
#HelluvaBoss
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He starts to smile when he sees M&M but it's different than his usual exuberant smiles. M&M are partners even in something as simple as helping each other out of the helicopter.
Blitz may feel alone and want what they have but he is happy for them.
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Alright, let's break everyone's hearts because
@DaniDraws666
made a post about Blitz and why he might not value sex and I don't think she's off the mark.
I have said I was going to do this
#thread
for a while but it's really personal, but fuck it. Let's go.
ALL the TW guys
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But before they can see this, he puts on his performer persona with the jazzed hands and the big smile. He says something actually sweet, opening up about his shit dad, but quickly buries it with an inappropriate joke so he doesn't break that persona.
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At the panel, Viv just confirmed these two are going to have a duet! Hope it doesn’t go like this
If/When Stolitz has the crystal convo (and it was a duet), I imagine it would go like this:
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Wanna point out that Blitz in Captivating is in his 20s also… so
But imagine if Canon Stolas net Blitz again while they were in their 20s. He would’ve combusted.
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The problem is things are going to start to implode and keeping up his carefree facade is going to get harder.
So here's a cute pic of him being a cat before we get all the angst of my thread tomorrow.
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He wants everyone to think every thing is okay, that he is okay. He wants to think he is okay. But it's those private moments, those faces when no one is watching, that he really shows how he feels.
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It's not so obvious when he had his big horns when he was young, but let's say he was born with mismatched, crooked horns that didn't match the genitalia he was born with.
He wasn't a perfect baby so he was abandoned at the circus as a freak.
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Can I point out that, while Blitz put Stolas on a pedestal, Stolas put Blitz at the center of his universe?
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We also know that people lash out with their greatest insecurities and project them onto others.
Fizz fears being unwanted, specifically because he isn't perfect. Notably absent in every flashback are his parents. And he latches onto Daddy-figures like Cash, Mammon, Ozzie
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Too focused on Stolitz, I never realized Stolas is straight crushing Moxxie’s tail
Cleaned up an old sketch on my iPad as a warm up. Got lazy w the bg and just threw on a bg from the show I found online. Stolas divorced Stella immediately after Blitz and him rekindled, they fell in love and got married within a week of the affair and nothing bad happened ever
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He worried about it before he had robotic limbs or busted horns. In his own words, he had to be perfect.
We all know Blitz's father, Cash, is a POS and took Fizz in like a son (if that card was any indication).
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This would explain the visceral reaction Fizz has when adult Blitz calls him an attention whore.
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That's an easy mistake at first because he repeats it so often, because Mammon threatens to reveal the secret of them being in love/dating, because Fizz even admits it (kind of) to Ozzie.
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So why? We've been hearing a lot about horns lately. We know Fizz's are mismatched. Does this mean he's trans or intersex?
Maybe.
But, they are also crooked.
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In fate's defense, kinda hard to keep a string attached to a limb that the other person blew up.
hahahaha (sobbing)
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Randoms: Blitz is so masculine and badass and not queer at all
Me: I’m sorry. Are we talking about the same little asshole who looking disdainfully at his nails after serving what he thought was a sassy comeback to his situationship like a catty bitch he is?
look at him he's so cunty don't worry bae stolas is returning the favour soon
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When does Blitz get to be the damsel?
“Damsel in distress” is literally just every man that Blitzø has a close relationship with
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Are you ready for some pain?
It's the Ozzie's chapter for The Mating Habits of Imps.
#stolitz
#HelluvaBoss
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Since it only let's me post 1:40 minutes at a time. Here it is, the beginning of Full Moon
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If they had *just* fought and never made up, it would explain why Blitz didn't go out there and give Fizz his gift/confession letter.
ESPECIALLY if what they fought about was Blitz's jealousy and, during that fight, Blitz called him an attention whore.
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Captivating Liberty has a new chapter with a Blitz POV and FUCKING beautiful art by
@cerrreixa
The boys have a chat and Loona goes to the doctor
#stolitz
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And, after the fire and being told Fizz (the only one he had left) didn't want to see him, he latched on to "die alone" part.
He almost made it a self-fulfilling prophecy.
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You're telling me on the boards that Blitz ended up blocked?!
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This paradox is the association between comedy and issues like depression. Comedic performers like Blitz many times feel isolated or have trauma in their early lives. They cope with comedy. Isn't it always the class clown that has the most issues behind closed doors?
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Blitz getting caught in Stolas’s plant and not even pausing like it happens all the time
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Next chapter of Captivating Liberty coming right up! Blitz POV and we are meeting Millie!
With this BEAUTIFUL illustration by
@cerrreixa
! I could die, I could scream!
Sorry for the delay, mental health and all...
#stolitz
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Me remembering that Viv liked this😫
“we have to get him to a hospital!”
I’m still not recovering by the latest episode…
#HelluvaBoss
#HelluvaBossFanart
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The only way Stolas is going to know Blitz actually wants to be around him is to put everything on Blitz. He can say something corny like "my door is always open" but the onus will be on our woefully traumatized boss.
Even for something as simple as starting over as friends
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Blitz afraid Stolas is doing real magic, gonna turn him into a newt
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Gonna end up writing a goddam fic
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Chapter 9 of The Mating Habits of Imps is up! It's based (in part) on the Cat Suit Instagram posts.
What happens when the night doesn't go as planned?
#stolitz
#HelluvaBoss
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@Violet12O
Before the episode, me and a moot were joking that he would go down a few rings and tell everyone he was going to get coffee when he was really tracking down Striker.
Imagine my surprise when he was thrown out of a coffee shop!
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