Annie B
@AineSiomhaith
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“Career obsessed banshee” according to at least 3 ex-boyfriends, “quiet menace” according to my K-12 teachers.
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Once when I was a summer associate at Sk*dden a Yale kid drunkenly told me everyone was scared of me because I actually knew how to law.
Given grade inflation, the Ivy Leagues are moving toward a de facto pass/fail system already, which is another reason that employers should be reluctant to hire from them. You have less information than you would for a high-acheiving state school student.
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Me, flirting at the airport bar:
Him: “because, you know, I was born in 2000…”
Me:
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Me, interviewing for big law: ok I can’t wear those shoes with that suit because the blue of the lining of the suit doesn’t match they would never hire me.
Me, as a big law associate, walking stocking-footed to the printer: “fuck you [.], no I HAVENT washed my hair this week”
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I matched with a law professor on a dating app and…omg guys I’m so old. I’m so old.
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We…watched 9/11 happen and the bombing of Baghdad on live tv when we were still mentally developing?????
It really feels like Millennials were the last people who got a largely apolitical high school experience. I don’t remember anything political, just a bubble of blissful ignorance. “Jackass” and Blink-182 were popular. The main concern was asking out your crush.
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“Treat yourself” she whispered having literally never denied herself anything in her life
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This guy on hinge posted a picture of his credit score and god damnit you know what it worked
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The look today is “Bind Villain’s Assistant who is actually the mastermind because the Villain is busy building a laser to cut the world in half or some shit”
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Since big law bonuses are trending all I want to say is
I’ll get more from my bonus than my parents have ever made in a year and I feel both incredibly proud and incredibly guilty about this.
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This one turns out to be the reason we are going to die tonight
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@AineSiomhaith
adds the following rule: drink when a boneable historical character makes an appearance
Her rules, not mine
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I thought these were penguins
In 1914-1915, a scandal erupted in England about the shortage of high explosive shells for the western front. There was a lag in industry expanding to satisfy the enormous consumption of munitions in the war. Something similar is occurring now with
#Ukraine
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Popping into the Partner’s office to ask a question on something I really should know after three years of law school
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All: does anyone have leads on employment opportunities in computer science/tech for one of my former pro bono clients? He is an Afghan asylum seeker with a US B.A. and has work authorization all in order. Preferably in the NYC area.
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The day I realized I was a grown up was when I understood that Aragorn was hotter than Legolas
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Plz help me we are 30 seconds into Gettysburg and
@pptsapper
has already told me too many facts I want to die
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My dream bf
- unemployed
- lives in my house rent free
- always starving
- extremely hairy
- valiantly protects me from the vacuum cleaner
- can’t speak English
- wakes me up by clawing at my jugular
I’ve actually included a picture:
My dream bf
- 6ft
- $300-500K total comp
- very ambitious & driven
- 27-33yo
- brown eyes
- loves nyc
- rlly funny but a bit weird
- rlly kind & has a moral system
- not trust fund baby (self made)
- good taste
- good listener & planner
- loves running & reading
- loves me a LOT
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So like Grant would give you head and make sure you came and Sherman would absolutely fuck you like you’ve never been fucked before ever in your life and honestly it will be better.
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Cute tweet. Now maybe you can actually support them by stopping your backwards anti-LGBTQI+ policies that directly attack people like our assistant coach.
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Sometimes when I workout I get bummed because I used to be a pretty decent athlete and then I remember that I used to daydream about getting into a car accident on the way to practice so I didn’t have to run mile repeats and…you know what my little 30 min of cardio are enough
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Me: wow it’s so hard to make friends in New York.
Liquor Store owner: “sup Anna how’s it going”
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I had a Note published in the same volume as Mr. Woodcock so I know the ILR Board, not just as a law student with them but also in the publisher/writer relationship. They were grade A quality professionals and are now fantastic practicing lawyers.
I wonder if this the sort of thing that could and should be settled in the author/journal contract. That way, everyone knows the rules ahead of time—including when the time for major edits is over.
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I cannot CANNOT express how happy I am that he’s playing again (still gets tuckered out pretty quickly but it’s a marked improvement)
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Drunk at the airport AMA (but I’m obviously going to lie for every answer)
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Cuddling with mom - she’s no longer grinding her teeth thank you all so much
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Honestly I’ve had worst Christmas mornings than lounging around a hotel room by myself
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If this gets exactly 3 likes i will make this my profile picture
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Sweetie William Howard is not feeling well he would appreciate your well wishes
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Chilling in his office trying to catch up with all the legal briefs he missed while he was in the hospital…but still so sleepy so it might take some time
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The boys finally came out from under the bed and appear to approve of the new place
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now I’m stressed out about being cold called in the bedroom like how do you even study for that
I matched with a law professor on a dating app and…omg guys I’m so old. I’m so old.
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Just as an update my ride-or-die is doing SO SO WELL. He had a follow up vet appointment Friday and his lungs look so good. THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH FOR THE SUPPORT
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“Capitalism without competition isn’t capitalism it’s extortion” what’s the speech writers Venmo I’m buying him a drink
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I know there is a lot going on in the world right now but if you could donate a few bucks to help Oliver I would great appreciate it ❤️
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Today during my review my reviewer told me “you have a shocking amount of confidence for someone your age.”
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His doctor says little one is on the road back to being perfect. William Howard thanks you call for the well wishes
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Felt good enough to destroy moms yarn but super tuckered out now
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I have two more rules:
- ASO shhhhs you
- ASO quotes along with the commentary
And
@AineSiomhaith
adds the following rule: drink when a boneable historical character makes an appearance
Her rules, not mine
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So like…when things in life are going great EVERYONE thinks “it’s just a matter of time before the bottom falls out” right?
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My heart is so full. Oliver is weak but acting like his old self. THANK YOU SO MUCH to everyone who donated to his medical fund. It’s still a lot but no longer awaking at night wondering if I can afford to keep the most important thing in my life alive
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Oliver getting his paws on some catssified information
You might call him a clandestine opurrtive
Come back to me I can do better
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This is such a bad call it makes Group FaceTiming all my exs look genius
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My best friend went to Crete and got me a post card of Mitsos and Luiza and I really need to talk to whoever is APPROPRIATING THE IMAGES OF MY BOYS
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This is a lie we never had that
every time you sign a contract without legal review, a lawyer loses their will to live
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I recognize that it’s a vicious cycle and if college educated Iowans stayed in Iowa it might very well be blue but IS IT ANY FUCKING WONDER a third of all Iowans with 4 year degrees leave.
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As someone who has dated a marine…
That F-35 just straight up ghosted the Marine Corps, huh
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US Friends! Remember the UK uses the metric system! A Truss is actually 4.5 Scaramuccis
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Oh no you missed your red wave I hope you have abortion access
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Slept through the night but was woken by mom to give me SO MUCH disgusting medicine. I ate food like I’d never heard of it before and drank all the water. I still don’t feel great but I’m definitely on the up and up!
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Found in a little boutique in Iowa (where I have yet to see a Grassley sign)
#AbortionRightsAreHumanRights
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US Grant on screen finish your drink and whisper “I can fix him”
And
@AineSiomhaith
adds the following rule: drink when a boneable historical character makes an appearance
Her rules, not mine
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Maybe don’t fucking criminalize women’s health.
Iowa is in desperate need of more OBGYNs and physicians, but our current laws make us uncompetitive.
To increase our health care workforce and ensure access to quality care statewide, we need reform NOW!
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Looking through my (drunken) text from last night and very relieved that the most embarrassing thing I did was texting my mom “do u want to be cremated”
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We had a little scared this afternoon but Oliver took a nice nap and is breathing normal without oxygen!
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I just want you all to know that every day this week I walked unannounced into my Partners office 3+ times and said: “do you want to see what’s happening with Twitter”
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Today my mom told me she had a crush on Jack Smith and…it’s really weird to have a crush on the same person as my mom…
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Happy Veteran’s Day to everyone but the Military boys I’ve dated that my friends warned me about but I obviously didn’t listen.
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I love that society is like “oh yeah, those orcas? They’re in the right”
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Oliver is still improving so now he’s fundraising to be the next Speaker of the Mouse - I mean House.
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*sobbing in girl* I thought there weren’t try guys I thought there were only do or do not guys
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Sorry I know we made plans but if I don’t sit on my couch tonight with a tv show playing that I’m not watching while I cut the pills off my sweaters one by one my soul will leave my body
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I would describe my sexuality as “sitting on the floor in a bookstore and I’ll shank you if you disturb me”
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