Afghan Dan
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Ppl that call they’re mum and dad by first name are nuts my mum would smash my ed in if I walked in one day like sapnin Lisa
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I have sold my prisoner I.d card for a tenner. I have blagged 3 course meals in exchange for selfies. Told kids it’s £3 for a pic. Charged media channels for freestyles. Ordered dominoes on the BBC and even get free trims at any Turkish barbers in Blackpool. Yes. I am cheeky
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4 milly views on tic tac bizniss and wasn’t one naked girl in the video no drugs no cash just me on central pier luvin lyf
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Part of growing up is realising KFC is better than mcdonalds🤙
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Right fuck it my money is on KSI he’s still a muppet but he’ll probs bang that other muppet
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Lockdown isn’t that bad if the shops shut my dad will finally come back from the shop where he went for some milk back in 1996
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You can post suicide prevention phone numbers all you want but if you really want to help prevent suicide, depression and self-harm, stop being dossers to each other online and in real life👌
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Yrs ago got arrested for spray paining a massive willy on a wall at a park in BPL Put in the back seat in cuffs with the window open whilst the copper went to chat to a colleague few yards from the car and I climbed out the window and ran off ha ha later got caught but still sikk
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What an era though..Little T’s & Sophie’s beef...Mine and everyone else in the worlds beef...Clarko, Tic Tac bizniss, Dyl B...Mate. Childhood shit that u WILL remember💯🤙
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Whenever someone mentions ‘Game of thrones’ I instantly think geeky fat fella still living at his mums flicking rice krispies off his beard sipping monster energy drinks with a tight white vest tucked in his undies
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*How tf have space raiders gone up 10p! Still worth the 30p tho they are a badman crisp
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Mate it's that windy out there my dad who done a runner just flew past
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Actually pissed off about something in that Blackpool documentary and it’s the fact they lied and said the chippy I sat and heard from Wiley in was the best chippy in Blackpool when it clearly isn’t
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Sapnin? it’s Danny Martin Afghan Dan wash ya hands big up jack on the cam
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Roses are red
Romance is shocking
Pulled two birds here both wearing stockings🌹😂
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NO MORE JEZZA?!! R U MADDD SOMEONE TELL BIG STEVE I WANT A WORD
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***Unreleased*** Me and sox going bar for bar in brum a few years ago...Might upload🤔
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Still can’t believe I paid £20 for that takeaway lastnight. Chicken kebab, cheesy garlic bread and a box of hot wings for £20 now I’m skint
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Couldn’t wait to hit 18 now look at me...22 with bills to pay, responsibilities and a hairline going at about 200mph ahh😪🤷🏽♂️
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10 year challenge but this time we’re just gonna focus on that decade:)
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Couldn’t wait to show you all and now it’s finally here😁🙌 Artwork for my first official E.P dropping 07/2019
#itsthecheekofit
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Just made history tonight ya dankno the tingaling 1Xtra takeover business just went innnn🤙✅
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Young man expressing himself through myself rather refreshing squire🥂
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Still think it’s crazy how I can get 5000 likes on a picture and I’m ugly as fuck lol
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If u choke n spank her at the same time it takes a screenshot😂😂
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imagine being stood in maccies hungry az waiting for a mayo chicken for time whilst one of the workers is staring at u smiling they’re head off to then shout “ya cheeky bastard” and ask for a selfie🤬😬
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Tony Blair looks like he’s been smacked with a bottle of Sunny D
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My mum has marked my height against this very wall in this same house since ever. 23 years old now and my mums only 5ft something so she can’t manage to get the pen above my head this time bless her😂 time goes fast man x
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If ya not having fun doing what you’re doing ya shouldn’t be doing it🤙
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Someone better be putting Bugzy back together again that’s all I’m sayin
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Feels good to be back on my grind doing music again after leaving jail again this January I’ve fully turned my shit round and got back on that horse🐴🐴🐴 Gang
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When people go shopping n go back home and empty all their new purchases out on the bed setting em up dead neat to then take a picture slap it all over social media like fucking hell mate first time you’ve had a pair of trainers or what
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Good chance I’m getting battered by a seven yr old boy today as I think I have just overwritten his saved game on spiderman for the PS4
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Sometimes the people you would jump in front of a bullet for end up behind the gun cheezus too much for my head that one is
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I’m so mad at the fact I was such a dick to most the ugly birds at school cos now they all fit and wouldn’t chuck me a carrot and it’s really frustrating bro
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Massive thankyou! to everyone for all the feedback and support on my new vid much more to come👀
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Seem as though I don’t have a 9-5 and have solely relied on my music to pay rent for the last two years I feel really blessed to still got that monthly income especially during all this shit going on🙏🏽❤️ Thankyou
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All I want for my birthday today is to just have a chill day where my mates aren’t being goons and finally agree to dress up in pink cardigans and beige chinos with yellow crocs n come trampolinein with me
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I smoke, everyday..still find time to nip to Superdrug for that Oral-B still find time to renew my pack of toothbrushes every month and still manage to brush my teeth every morning. Such an easy task just doesn’t make sense why people fail to do the same🤷♂️ Baffles me
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Nah seriously can’t believe I’ve just been shouted at on twitter by a 30 odd yr old woman who smokes that many roll ups she’s got nicotine stains on her fingers no respect for yourself don’t @ me if u ain’t washing end of
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Hope everyone had a sikk 420 today hazey blazey all dazey ya dankno
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Mint watching those David Attenborough documentaries after a hazey blazey his voice is like a pillow
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Propper shit how I’ve not spent Christmas or New Years out of jail for the past 3 years🤦♂️ Madness can’t wait for NYE
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20k views in 14hrs Bless up everyone who’s been watching☝️⚡️⚡️⚡️
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Sam fender, The 1975 and The Kooks are a guilty pleasure of mine
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“When you realise she was never your girl it was just your turn”🙅♂️
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Nah hear me out🤦♂️ Basically New Year’s Eve woke up in my sisters gaff and I’ve pissed the bed in her spare room ryt🤷♂️ cos I was that steaaaamin and now because I can’t sleep my mums just WhatsApped me wondering if it’s because I’m scared of a repeat🤣🤣 Mum go away now lad
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People will literally go without food and electric for that new stoney jacket
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Legend has it Avelino still shaking his head after that Fire in the booth with wretch 32
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Cheezus were doing bits with this one 20k in 6hours of it dropping big up! Everyone who’s been watching so far🙏
#humblebizniss
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