I liked Scrooge the way he was

Ur hinge profile says oysters and martini but I know u want bong rip and bj

I want to see him cry

don’t need no man I just ride the mountain train singing my song about jerkin u off in the good old days babe

I don’t need no friends as long as I have my wiskey mixed with wine in the wild mountain train track rolling river town and dog

when the train roll by the station when the wind blow in the mountsin when the whiskey in the wine cow boys spanksing me again dirty ol river in the night

Riding the train, singing with the rain, drinking whiskey in the pines ohhh and my babyyyy and well I’m so lonely now and now I’m thinking about the mountain

why can’t u hire movers that are strong hot men that also sage ur room and set up so cute and perfect lighting and tuck u in kiss u night night

I want to play some more Adelyn and her clarinet shows, I really love my clarinet

I’m resting it’s boring it’s good

if you’re reading this bc your my new bfs parents and you googled my name please for the love of god do not read any more tweets. I’m just embarrassed about how good girl I am!!!

Time to suck off a cuppa joe

Candy corn season

I need to stop overextending myself I need to stop overextending myself I need to stop

quit juul. Addicted to Haribo Twin Snakes. one sweet. Other sour.

I just can’t be awake as long as I’m supposed to be

I’m dating someone with a stone fruit phobia which is totally fine

you know how pears are usually total bullshit? well, I just had one that made believe in God. I also need to take a shower now

no one can understand how badly I want to do absolutely nothing for the rest of my life

had a nightmare I was eating carrots

yes bitch you have Covid