Malia with your smug questions to Hannah...
Fuck all the way off you malicious little opportunistic scavenger...
Your happiness is temporary and EVERYONE sees who you really are.
#BelowDeckMed
#TeamHannahForever
Not buying what you are selling, Sandy.
Stop saying “drugs” like you didn’t know her situation prior.
Just. Stop.
#BelowDeckMed
“Fuck You” is a super klassy, Captain.
So, I gave Kat the chance to go to the Captain herself and explain her behavior from the night prior. I didn’t rummage through her private belongings for “evidence”. Here is Visual proof that there is a better way to handle crew medication situations...
Who else is wishing they had a prescription for the Valium we are ALL going to need to get us through the anxiety the next episode of
#BelowDeckMed
is going to give all of us watching Hannah’s crucifiction? I’m already getting worked up. 😡
#TeamHannah
This is the only medical information the captain receives about any crew member. I disclosed my RX to a medically trained fucking DOCTOR. HE deemed me fit.
@hannahferrier_
did the same. FACT: Sandy is neither a pharmacist or a doctor.
#BelowDeckMedReunion
#BelowDeckMed
Now that all the dirty laundry has been aired, who thinks Sandy and Malia are still full of shit? Hiding behind “maritime law”, making excuses for violation of privacy, and falsely claiming that anxiety medication seems one unfit for seamanship. 🙋🏻♀️
#belowdeckmedreunion
Alternate
#BelowDeckMed
ending:
-Kiko and Hannah live happily ever after🥰
-Bugsy gets a decorating show🎉
-Aesha gets a high energy game show😎
-Jess gets a real man💪🏻
-Alex gets Bugsy and a dating show😍
-Sandy, Malia, Tom, and Rob get stranded on a desert island 🌴💩
Malia lecturing Rob and Jess about “keeping it professional” on the yacht...
Says the child who throws a hissy fit and gets Hannah fired so she can screw her boyfriend in the middle of the day WITH GUESTS ON BOARD.
REALLY FUCKING PROFESSIONAL....
#BelowDeckMed
Reminder for tonight’s episode of
#BelowDeckMed
@BravoTV
Fact: Just because someone states the words “Maritime Law” before a sentence does not make that statement true, legal, or valid. 🤷🏻♀️
Actually, even though I was her superior I don’t have the right to search her belongings. Only the master of the vessel does, with a witness. That’s maritime law (despite what Malia throws around like spaghetti on a wall 🍝).
#BelowDeckMed
I hate the thought but,
@Andy
we need a 3rd reunion hr to address:
1) Malia’s possible cocaine usage
2) Sandy’s adderall usage
3) Malia’s unlawful search of Hannah’s private belongings
4) Sandy not firing an intoxicated deckhand (Travis)
#BelowDeckMedReunion
#BelowDeckMed
Cont:
Aesha, so excited to see you back!
A couple words of advice:
Don’t order the oysters...
Lock the bathroom door when you pee...
...and don’t piss off Malia.
#BelowDeckMed
@BravoTV
Untrue. It matters that the captain didn’t violate her privacy by blabbing it to the crew. He didn’t fire her. He took her at her word, and he didn’t stigmatize her for her situation. ALL of that matters.
#BelowDeckMed
Not afraid to
@CaptSandyYawn
Sandy,
Can you please explain to the class why you chose to belittle, demean, and insult all of the hard-working stews in our industry that do this challenging and multi-faceted job?
“I’m a captain and she waits tables,” Yawn said.
I’ll wait.
If anyone still wonders why a Chief Stew, or anyone working on a yacht, would have anxiety, I challenge you to watch tonight’s
#BelowDeck
and NOT want an f’ing Valium...
While I’m excited about the new season of
#BelowDeckMed
, I know I’m going to miss
@hannahferrier_
on my tv A LOT. So, I decided to change my Siri voice to Australian female. If only I can train it to say “Honnay” too…
#TeamHannah
At this point I’m not shocked by Sandy saying dumb shit that insults her subordinates. What does surprise me is
@bravotv
giving her praise as an empowered woman after she says asinine shit like this and all out tears other women down.
I find it very interesting that Malia didn’t report old boy’s injury but it was her “duty” to photograph Hannah’s paraphernalia and report that.
#belowdeckmed
5) Sandy’s distasteful Cameo
6) Malia & Timtom’s messy breakup (all over her IG)
7) ACTUAL WRITTEN PROOF of the “maritime laws” Hannah broke
8) a fucking apology to Hannah and Kiko for how they were manhandled.
I’ll wait...
Anyone else get the feeling the captain didn’t get the whole story about how BAD Lexi was the night before? If any of the guys had put their junk in a girl’s face they would have been booted off that boat before they could say the word gangplank!
#BelowDeckMed
Lexi,
The reason Katie is showing Courtney how to do service is because YOU are problematic. You are not taking direction & being confrontational with the chef. She’s working with what she has.
#BelowDeckMed
@GangplankReport
Whatever happy drugs Aesha runs on need to be handed out to the rest of the crew... just make sure they “register” them...
Aesha, Glad to see your goofy-fun self back on the boat!
#BelowDeckMed
#TeamHannah
Sandy commenting about Pete’s “lack of awareness about our world” is really fucking rich... Hi pot, here’s the kettle...
#BelowDeckMed
#BelowDeckMedReunion
Lexi. Doesn’t. Get. It.
This whole “no ranks” “new stew” situation is as a direct result of your slacking off and making the others pick up your slack.
I really hope you get it now.
#BelowDeckMed
Thank you to everyone who has offered support about our miscarriage. Bigger thanks to all of the women & men who have trusted me with your own heartbreaking stories. You are not alone 🥰
Well, that reunion preview was enough to remind me I need to get my hands on some Valium so I don’t blow a fucking gasket next week.
Sandy, going after Hannah, you are a a royal piece of shit. Glad everyone is finally seeing it.
#BelowDeckMed
#BelowDeckMedReunion
Oh joy... S1 of
#BelowDeck
is on
@BravoTV
today. How do I know? A whole slew of new hate tweets. 🙄 Time to be liberal with the block button...
-Yes, it was my 1st time being a Chief Stew
-The girls were worse in person
-No, I’m not gay.
Thanks for coming to my TED Talk.
I genuinely want to see Bugsy pull off the rest of the season without a hitch.
This is where we are.
Jess and Bugs, fingers crossed you don’t piss off Malia.
#BelowDeckMed
Not so Fun fact: we weren’t allowed to play music while filming bc of copyright infringement laws. A silent disco is a brilliant way to let the guests dance the night away without paying 💸💸 for the music rights.
#BelowDeck
Could you imagine if a man was being obnoxious & rude so girl told him to stfu trying to establish boundaries but then the man came & put his d!ck in the girl’s face?! Touching someone else without consent is NOT OK.
So done w/this bish.
#BelowDeckMed
People support
@hannahferrier_
because she’s genuine and relatable. Speaking as someone who has done her job (and I was by no means perfect) I’m not sure you are qualified to make that assertion.
Yeah, Malia would be “doing her job” if she was hired as the fucking sous chef...
@missy_coulter
@AdrienneGang
@CaptSandyYawn
The support for Hannah amazes me.
Her people skills are sadly lacking, her leadership skills, integrity, ethics and teamwork are non existent (at least that's my take on it)
Malia isn't perfect but at least she's doing her job.
Hey Guys! In advance of tonight’s
#belowdecksailing
please respect Ashley’s wishes & stop giving her victimhood any more oxygen. Let’s just pretend she’s not on the show at all and maybe we won’t ever have to see her again & she can go back to her sister hitting on her crushes.
To all the trolls and keyboard warriors…who hurt you? Just because you’re miserable and hate your life, doesn’t make it cool to spread your nastiness on others 🙃
@BelowDeckSailng
@BravoTV
Y’all are wondering why Kaptain
“Fine! Then I don’t fucking care!” Isn’t addressing Malia referring to her subordinates as “Fuckers” in front of her? I hope these are rhetorical questions...
#BelowDeckMed
I don’t care if you side with
@CaptSandyYawn
or
@hannahferrier_
, that’s your choice. I DO CARE if you attack people based on their physical appearance, medical conditions, sexual orientation, or other attributes that can’t be changed. Judge words and actions. Thx!
#belowdeckmed
It’s Monday, again.
Almost time for “
@Bravotv
exploits Mental Health for the sake of entertainment” Day, again...
I’ll be rooting for Bugsy to have a successful end of her season, she has big shoes to fill.
Let the rest of trainwreck continue...
#BelowDeckMed
#TeamHannah
#BelowDeckMed
was a great show every season till it’s death this season. Maybe we should have a memorial service so we can remember all the good times and just chalk it’s demise season up to another Covid death. 🤷🏻♀️
Ugh. I feel like Ashley is a lot like Sam from my season. Manipulative, focused on boys not work, and defiant. Glad to see Daisy giving Gaby some support.
#BelowDeckSailing
Besides Andy cornering Malia about her shitty ex bf cheating on her, this is the most self-serving, soft-peddling, anti-climactic bullshit interview I’ve ever seen... 🙄 over it. Somebody tweet me if something worth while is actually addressed. That’s “Maritime Law”
#WWHL
I find it interesting the only people Erica can get to go on a vacation & put up with her douche canoe of a husband are her mom & people she pays for services (hair stylist). That poor couple. Rhett, we all are thinking what you said.
#BDSY
Bc of the charter guests filming on BDM right now in Croatia (& then posting it on their IG stories🤦🏻♀️) we know that Sandy and Malia are on the next season of BDM. Bravo really missed the mark on this one. So very disappointed. 🤬
Proof on the Below Deck
@reddit
#BelowDeckMed
I have a confession. I WANTED so badly to like “Chef” Natasha this season. Girl power and all that. She’s proven to make that impossible (much like her “egg making skills”). Sigh. Maybe next season’s chef.
#TeamDaisy
@Daisykelliher
#BelowDeckSailing
It’s officially official!!! 💙💙💙💙💙
Excited to announce that I’m joining
@BlueOceansYacht
team as the Director of the brand new Culinary and Interior Training Center. I’ll be teaching the various classes we are developing for Chefs, cooks, stews, and new crew!
@crewunlimited_
5) I personally, in over 15 years of yachting, have NEVER had ANY captain hold on to, distribute, or even have a conversation about my prescription medication. EVER. Still trying to track down the actual rules on this.
Nope.
Not fucking good enough,
@CaptSandyYawn
I’m not buying what you are selling. You are a grown up. A puppy “slips up” and pisses on the carpet. YOU KNOWINGLY STATED THAT YOU AND OTHERS (to give your comment more validity) believed what you said to be true.
#BelowDeckMed
Not minimizing Lloyd’s condition, but me thinks Malia may have done some mental health awareness after last season. I wonder if Hannah had audibly vomited in front of her prior to taking her meds if Malia would have been more compassionate* ?
*or at all
#BelowDeckMed
Ringing in the New Year working an estate chef gig... they gave me a glass of wine and I just realized it has the same name as
@hannahferrier_
new baby girl! 😍🥂
@AvaGraceWines
Happy, healthy, and safe new year everyone!!!
Predictions for tonight’s
#BelowDeck
finale?
Francesca and Rob ride a dinghy into the sunset
Izzy jumps on the boat next door as the mate and kills it
Ashling marries Eddie
Liz packs her yoga mat and disappears at a Costa Rican ayahuasca retreat
No one cares where James goes...
Side note: I am in NO WAY making light of anyone who needs medication for any kind of mental or medical condition. Simply empathizing and expressing the hurricane of angst I know I’m going to feel Monday night.
Daisy to Kelsie about Trashley falling out of bed & hitting her head on the door knob…
Daisy: She will be fine. Her head is made of rocks…
Best line of the season so far.
#BelowDeckSailing
I feel like it’s appropriate that the first charter sans Hannah is full of limp “sea cucumbers”.
Bravo on the foreshadowing,
@BravoTV
, Bravo. 🥒🥒🥒
#TeamHannah
2 everyone comparing Malia/Hannah to the Adrienne/Kat issue from S1 1)Malia was blatantly using “finding” drugs as a childish opportunity to get her way 2)Hannah was NOT interacting with guests erratically 3)Kat admitted to taking heavy meds AND DRINKING ON CHARTER.
#belowdeckmed